Spank!'s Scores

  • Games
For 144 reviews, this publication has graded:
  • 38% higher than the average critic
  • 2% same as the average critic
  • 60% lower than the average critic
On average, this publication grades 2.1 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)
Average Game review score: 73
Highest review score: 100 ISS Pro Evolution
Lowest review score: 4 WWF Royal Rumble
Score distribution:
  1. Positive: 78 out of 144
  2. Negative: 10 out of 144
144 game reviews
    • 55 Metascore
    • 80 Critic Score
    As something of a year round Grinch myself, I enjoyed this game immensely, and its simple but entertaining action will satisfy both the younger player as well as more learned men (and women) of the world like you or I.
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    • 88 Metascore
    • 90 Critic Score
    It combines the best of team based gaming with an authentic and therefore exciting approach to tactical ops.
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    • 86 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    The real problem here is the shoulder-saggingly illogical puzzles. If you're a Monkey Island fan this is a bitter disappointment and if you're not you'll wonder what on earth all the fuss is about.
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    • 89 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    It's not a title with an immediate pull, you'll have to work at it to get something back, but it does present a breath of originality that we've been looking for some time.
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    • 81 Metascore
    • 80 Critic Score
    An excellent homage to "GoldenEye" -- it doesn't really have anything in the way of new ideas but in some ways it's a more enjoyable single player game than "Perfect Dark."
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    • 56 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    The graphics aren't quite as good (as "Rustin Parr"), it' not as scary or atmospheric, the movement is less believable, the AI is poor and the dialogue isn't up to the same standard.
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    • 93 Metascore
    • 80 Critic Score
    SSX
    A big, big game with plenty to offer and - I can't emphasize this enough - lots of challenge - but it can be frustrating. Persevere with it, though, and you'll get a lot out of this.
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    • 94 Metascore
    • 90 Critic Score
    There's plenty of challenging levels and the most blinkered PS2 stalwart would have to admit that it looks amazing.
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    • 46 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    While "SSX" may well be the best game on PS2, Surfing H30 is surely the worst - that's some claim.
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    • 72 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    It looks sweet and the gameplay is sufficiently untaxing as to be rather therapeutic.
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    • 91 Metascore
    • 80 Critic Score
    The action is fast and exciting, the breasts still jiggle and the scene interaction could actually see you saying the word "wow!"
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    • 85 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    If you have never played a Tekken game before then prepare for perhaps the best fighting game ever, however Tekken veterans shouldn't expect too much.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    The PS2 marketing machine has done it's job. Now Sony have to back it up with quality software, not limp, glitchy sequels like this.
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    • 75 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    If you've only got an attention span of ten minutes this is great. If you've got an IQ in double digits you should take this as a direct insult to your man/womanhood. Absolute cack.
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    • 95 Metascore
    • 90 Critic Score
    A lot more difficult than "Ocarina of Time" and not quite as user-friendly.
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    • 86 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    Me, I'm gonna have another go, but I'm odd like that.
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    • 78 Metascore
    • 80 Critic Score
    Fearsome Transformer-like Mechs (robot body suits) hurtle around the screen cutting loose with the big guns, laying waste to all and sundry, coming on like stern, iron harbinger's of Armageddon - it's great.
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    • 63 Metascore
    • 80 Critic Score
    While the lack of a light gun will disappoint some, and gamers looking for depth are barking up the wrong tree, Silent Scope offers some of the most stupidly pleasurable shooting action to be found on PS2 (or anywhere).
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    • 81 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    It's a competently put together shooter, but it doesn't really excel in any of the many pies it tries to place its fingers into.
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    • 75 Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    I'm not given to venting my spleen, but I really didn't get off on this title.
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    • 86 Metascore
    • 80 Critic Score
    Americans + Frenchmen - Nazis = Fun
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    • 63 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    Fans of gun games would be far better served grabbing a copy of "House of the Dead 2" + Sega's gun.
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    • 70 Metascore
    • 7 Critic Score
    Its shallow nature may also put people off, but it's a laugh for everyone in multiplayer.
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    • 93 Metascore
    • 90 Critic Score
    This is the fastest, smoothest, most graphically sumptuous first person shooter available at the moment. Get used to the control method and you will be riveted; Get a mouse and a keyboard and you'll be unstoppable.
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    • 84 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    If you're looking for no-frills old school resource management, then Red Alert 2 is what you are looking for.
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    • 64 Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    It's obvious that this was a rushed attempt at getting some software ready for the PS2's launch and it's a shame.
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    • 57 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    Slow paced, repetitive and with a weak storyline, DV is unlikely to please the usual RPG gamer, and will probably only appeal to the most ardent of Dungeons & Dragons freaks, and to players who just want a bit of mindless orc killing to occupy ten minutes here and there.
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    • 83 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    You can't fault the simulation, but there's not enough here to recommend it to anyone who isn't a die-hard fan of old-style aerial combat.
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    • 91 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    A good, solid 3D platformer that won't disappoint fans of the purple dragon, but may leave fans of the genre feeling a little empty.
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    • 73 Metascore
    • 78 Critic Score
    Certainly not the deepest title you'll ever play and the control system can be horribly frustrating, but the atmosphere makes it worth persevering with, especially if you liked the movie.
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