Spank!'s Scores
- Games
For 144 reviews, this publication has graded:
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38% higher than the average critic
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2% same as the average critic
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60% lower than the average critic
On average, this publication grades 2.1 points lower than other critics.
(0-100 point scale)
Average Game review score: 73
| Highest review score: | ISS Pro Evolution | |
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| Lowest review score: | WWF Royal Rumble |
Score distribution:
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Positive: 78 out of 144
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Mixed: 56 out of 144
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Negative: 10 out of 144
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Some people will be happy enough with mowing down people and fans of the series may like what they get but whether it will convince the non-believers is questionable.- Spank!
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AI flaws and a manual that takes rather a lot for granted make getting started a bit tedious, but when you do it's a great simulation that offers a whole lot more than the standard flight sim and a massive challenge to boot.- Spank!
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This will gain friends more because of it's online compatibility than the quality of the actual game which is a very average and graphically unimpressive racer-by-numbers.- Spank!
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A bold breath of fresh air. It delivers an unrivalled single player experience and providing you have the hardware, delivers a stunningly realised world to explore. The only weak point is the combat system.- Spank!
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A technically devastating graphics engine, the funniest script in computer games history, and a soupcon of strategy, together with imaginative and variety packed action.- Spank!
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If they could have added a bit more variety, in terms of plot twists and gameplay structure this could have been a real contender.- Spank!
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Resident Evil 2 forces you into a state of emotional connection - I mean for God's sake, your characters limp and hold their ribs when they're hurt! Prick me, and do I not bleed? Kill me, do I not die?- Spank!
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If I had to choose my favourite (realistic) racing game, a couple of weeks ago I would have said Colin McRae but now it's most definitely the sequel.- Spank!
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There's a lot of gameplay here but most of it is either excruciatingly dull or annoyingly derivative.- Spank!
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Fifa has got all the right connections while "ISS" is much better qualified to do its job.- Spank!
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I do think that the developers are guilty of trying to please all the people all of the time, but for all that Tomb Raider Chronicles is eminently playable.- Spank!
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For all it's flaws, you get a sense of achievement from this game. You do want to see what's coming next, and the exploration bits where you have to avoid a hazard by inching across a ledge or ducking under an obstacle are still absurdly enjoyable.- Spank!
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Nothing particularly innovative, but like an old joke we've heard many times before, its familiarity is rather comforting.- Spank!
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I really, really enjoyed Gunman Chronicles, but the game is not without its weaknesses - though the graphics can be excellent, there are also some very amateurish textures present, as well as glitches that really should have been worked on.- Spank!
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The custom options are outstanding and there's tons of hidden stuff to find. The only real drawback are the painfully long loading times.- Spank!
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Occasionally there is a bit of slowdown, but this is a perfectly fair price to pay for the huge wide-open levels and often stunning scenery and architecture.- Spank!
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It does a lot of things very well and were it not for a few mistakes it would be a classic.- Spank!
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Vacuous pap...It's not one of the worst travesties to ever soil a console, but merely a very average shooter that shouldn't have had the Star Wars license put anywhere near it.- Spank!
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One wag referred to this game as the Timothy Dalton, rather than the Sean Connery, of Bond games. Balderdash. This is the George Lazenby - no, wait, the Woody Allen, in that crappy Casino Royale 007 spoof, of Bond games. Licensed to kill? On this evidence, James shouldn't even be licensed to drive.- Spank!
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Same old gameplay which wrestling fans will lap up. There are enough new features in here to justify purchasing WWF No Mercy even if you already have "Wrestlemania 2000."- Spank!
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What is lacking in over familiar gameplay is made up for with impressive visuals, a genuine atmosphere and very friendly features and controls.- Spank!
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People looking for a more realistic and rewarding football experience go for "ISS Pro Evolution." If a fast and not too taxing kickabout is what you want, well, you know the score with FIFA games by now.- Spank!
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Without the thrills you got when you started playing the first game, a lot of the impact is lost - so in some ways, this isn't as good as the original.- Spank!
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A complete and utter waste of time and money for anyone who isn't a die-hard shoot 'em-up junky.- Spank!
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The twists and turns of the plot are brought to life on screen in a way that leaves you itching to find out what's round the next corner.- Spank!
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I found it a little dull, but it's not aimed at me, it's aimed at children. Who may also find it a little dull.- Spank!
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An utterly pointless game in every way. Unless you're a Disney fanatic who's always wanted to drive Mickey Mouse round a load of bland go-kart track, this is not for you.- Spank!
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If the design document for Sonic Shuffle contained anything more than the sentence "Make a clone of Mario Party but with Sonic characters" I'll be very much surprised. (But) Sega HQ left out the all-important instruction of: "Make sure you don't leave out all the good bits".- Spank!
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Graphically the game is excellent, with crisp, clean characters and some very detailed textures.- Spank!
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Within the game, you have access to a variety of weaponry such as generic pistols, machine guns, sniper rifles and the Bond style briefcase rocket launcher. Oh yes.- Spank!