Spank!'s Scores
- Games
For 144 reviews, this publication has graded:
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38% higher than the average critic
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2% same as the average critic
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60% lower than the average critic
On average, this publication grades 2.1 points lower than other critics.
(0-100 point scale)
Average Game review score: 73
| Highest review score: | ISS Pro Evolution | |
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| Lowest review score: | WWF Royal Rumble |
Score distribution:
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Positive: 78 out of 144
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Mixed: 56 out of 144
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Negative: 10 out of 144
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The gaming equivalent of a vapid summer blockbuster: shallow, but fun while it lasts and a lot more enjoyable if you experience it with a friend.- Spank!
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The most fun you'll have with this one will come from the first few tries - after which familiarity will rapidly breed contempt.- Spank!
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Slightly shallow, but good, blood-splattered fun for all that, DC 2 is at the very least one of the most graphically accomplished arcade games you'll see on the PlayStation.- Spank!
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But if you want a game that's best in short sharp bursts, good fun and mildly relaxing to boot, you could do a lot worse.- Spank!
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Light years ahead of the competition? Well, no, but the kids may enjoy this one.- Spank!
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The music's jaunty, the sound effects "zappy"; it looks okay, it plays okay, and it's all perfectly diverting for a few hours or so.- Spank!
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Where the game scores low is in the repeated use of cliched fantasy fodder in the shape of the narrative, nomenclature, audio and character portraits.- Spank!
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Frustratingly difficult at first, F355 rewards the patient gamer with an experience that just can't be beaten.- Spank!
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The problem is that the game really needed a huge injection of adrenaline, but it would appear that all that was offered was a cup of tea and a biscuit.- Spank!
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Story, attention to detail, stunning visuals and exceptional character AI makes a standard shooting fare, compelling and enjoyable.- Spank!
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The overall experience could have been that much more rewarding had more attention been paid to the design.- Spank!
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It's still a decent blast in it's own right, just that it had potential to really excel and be top of it's class so it's a tad disappointing to see it falling short of that.- Spank!
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At last a decent comic-book conversion that is extremely playable and will even appeal to those who aren't fans of the comic.- Spank!
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Resident Evil fanatics will probably hate it and call it a travesty, but remove the Resident Evil tag and it's a damn good zombie shooter with a revolutionary control system.- Spank!
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What is absolutely stunning is the total absence of formulaic gameplay. Even the best video game is somewhat formulaic after a fashion, but UFC is almost entirely unpredictable.- Spank!
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Dig below the surface however and you'll find the kind of depth that'll take weeks or even months to fully explore. A shameless clone of Sony's "Gran Turismo," and a a pretty good one too.- Spank!
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This is a surprisingly realistic simulation, and yet its overriding concern is to entertain. Which it does. In spades.- Spank!
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Removes some of the frustrations of the original game with the 5 extra careers paths, 120 new objects, 50 controllable families and addition of the genie and chemistry set.- Spank!
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It's not just doing the same rack & attack routine that it could have been, the programmers have added well thought-out missions that are good fun.- Spank!
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If this game was part of a bundle then I might play it again, but only when I was very drunk and had forgotten how poor it was.- Spank!
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I very much intend to retire from the human race and hibernate with this game.- Spank!
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Probably the most fun you can have with two people without having to clear up afterwards.- Spank!
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The audio is wonderful and matches the graphics, though the storyline is fairly pointless, and there's a certain childlike quality to it that could annoy but was fine with me.- Spank!
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A great disappointment for PlayStation fans everywhere.- Spank!
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A great game, and one that will keep you entertained for hours, the plot will keep you amused and the various weapons in the game will make for a great action adventure.- Spank!
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If you've played other wrestling games -- especially "Smackdown" -- you'll find it hard to believe the developers thought they could get away with this.- Spank!