Spank!'s Scores
- Games
For 144 reviews, this publication has graded:
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38% higher than the average critic
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2% same as the average critic
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60% lower than the average critic
On average, this publication grades 2.1 points lower than other critics.
(0-100 point scale)
Average Game review score: 73
| Highest review score: | ISS Pro Evolution | |
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| Lowest review score: | WWF Royal Rumble |
Score distribution:
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Positive: 78 out of 144
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Mixed: 56 out of 144
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Negative: 10 out of 144
144
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The overall experience could have been that much more rewarding had more attention been paid to the design.- Spank!
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Fifa has got all the right connections while "ISS" is much better qualified to do its job.- Spank!
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Removes some of the frustrations of the original game with the 5 extra careers paths, 120 new objects, 50 controllable families and addition of the genie and chemistry set.- Spank!
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AI flaws and a manual that takes rather a lot for granted make getting started a bit tedious, but when you do it's a great simulation that offers a whole lot more than the standard flight sim and a massive challenge to boot.- Spank!
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It's a competently put together shooter, but it doesn't really excel in any of the many pies it tries to place its fingers into.- Spank!
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An excellent homage to "GoldenEye" -- it doesn't really have anything in the way of new ideas but in some ways it's a more enjoyable single player game than "Perfect Dark."- Spank!
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What is lacking in over familiar gameplay is made up for with impressive visuals, a genuine atmosphere and very friendly features and controls.- Spank!
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Like the Soup Nazi from "Seinfeld" - it demands perfection from itself, so how can it expect any less from it's customers? Tough, but rewardingly so.- Spank!
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Hostile Waters is not only a superb PC game it's actually one of the very best games I've ever played.- Spank!
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This is the best looking and most exciting version of "Bust-A-Move" so far.- Spank!
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A cracking title, that's so finely tuned and crafted as well as addictive and compelling.- Spank!
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If you've got a Dreamcast or N64, buy the original Wetrix - it's got more to it and the gameplay is unfettered by irritating controls.- Spank!
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The PS2 marketing machine has done it's job. Now Sony have to back it up with quality software, not limp, glitchy sequels like this.- Spank!
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The problem is that the game really needed a huge injection of adrenaline, but it would appear that all that was offered was a cup of tea and a biscuit.- Spank!
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There's a lot of gameplay here but most of it is either excruciatingly dull or annoyingly derivative.- Spank!
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A great game, and one that will keep you entertained for hours, the plot will keep you amused and the various weapons in the game will make for a great action adventure.- Spank!
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Fearsome Transformer-like Mechs (robot body suits) hurtle around the screen cutting loose with the big guns, laying waste to all and sundry, coming on like stern, iron harbinger's of Armageddon - it's great.- Spank!
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It's kind of brilliant - but it's also a bit of an underachiever, considering what could have been.- Spank!
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A great disappointment for PlayStation fans everywhere.- Spank!
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It's still a decent blast in it's own right, just that it had potential to really excel and be top of it's class so it's a tad disappointing to see it falling short of that.- Spank!
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Resident Evil 2 forces you into a state of emotional connection - I mean for God's sake, your characters limp and hold their ribs when they're hurt! Prick me, and do I not bleed? Kill me, do I not die?- Spank!
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Competently put together, with some lovely graphics at times, but totally lacking in any originality, personality or a reason to buy it.- Spank!
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The gaming equivalent of a vapid summer blockbuster: shallow, but fun while it lasts and a lot more enjoyable if you experience it with a friend.- Spank!
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This will gain friends more because of it's online compatibility than the quality of the actual game which is a very average and graphically unimpressive racer-by-numbers.- Spank!
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It's hard not to feel some satisfaction from decapitating an enemy with a cunningly timed swipe then watching his headless body loll for a few moments before collapsing in a heap. Or how about this - slice off a baddy's arm then pick it up and beat his mate to death with it. Blimmin' marvellous.- Spank!
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I'm not given to venting my spleen, but I really didn't get off on this title.- Spank!