Spank!'s Scores
- Games
For 144 reviews, this publication has graded:
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38% higher than the average critic
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2% same as the average critic
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60% lower than the average critic
On average, this publication grades 2.1 points lower than other critics.
(0-100 point scale)
Average Game review score: 73
| Highest review score: | ISS Pro Evolution | |
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| Lowest review score: | WWF Royal Rumble |
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Positive: 78 out of 144
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Mixed: 56 out of 144
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Negative: 10 out of 144
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What is absolutely stunning is the total absence of formulaic gameplay. Even the best video game is somewhat formulaic after a fashion, but UFC is almost entirely unpredictable.- Spank!
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It's not just doing the same rack & attack routine that it could have been, the programmers have added well thought-out missions that are good fun.- Spank!
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It combines the best of team based gaming with an authentic and therefore exciting approach to tactical ops.- Spank!
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If you're going to buy one role playing game this year then this has to be it.- Spank!
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Probably the most fun you can have with two people without having to clear up afterwards.- Spank!
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The game oozes quality like a sponge saturated with some extremely viscous liquid, but it fails on the grounds of lack of innovation and occasional lapses into cliched role-playing game territory.- Spank!
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I very much intend to retire from the human race and hibernate with this game.- Spank!
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Serious Sam was born into a world where "Doom" has placated the need for logical thought and lives in a world governed by the visceral.- Spank!
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At last a decent comic-book conversion that is extremely playable and will even appeal to those who aren't fans of the comic.- Spank!
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What is does deliver are moments of pure fun and exhilaration, and I commend it for not trying to be anything other than a pure blast and destruction on a huge scale which is what most of us want to see.- Spank!
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Story, attention to detail, stunning visuals and exceptional character AI makes a standard shooting fare, compelling and enjoyable.- Spank!
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Slightly shallow, but good, blood-splattered fun for all that, DC 2 is at the very least one of the most graphically accomplished arcade games you'll see on the PlayStation.- Spank!
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The real problem here is the shoulder-saggingly illogical puzzles. If you're a Monkey Island fan this is a bitter disappointment and if you're not you'll wonder what on earth all the fuss is about.- Spank!
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If you have never played a Tekken game before then prepare for perhaps the best fighting game ever, however Tekken veterans shouldn't expect too much.- Spank!
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A technically devastating graphics engine, the funniest script in computer games history, and a soupcon of strategy, together with imaginative and variety packed action.- Spank!
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Not the greatest game you'll ever play, but a good blast with plenty of atmosphere and ideas to see you through to the end.- Spank!
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People looking for a more realistic and rewarding football experience go for "ISS Pro Evolution." If a fast and not too taxing kickabout is what you want, well, you know the score with FIFA games by now.- Spank!
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Frustratingly difficult at first, F355 rewards the patient gamer with an experience that just can't be beaten.- Spank!
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A bold breath of fresh air. It delivers an unrivalled single player experience and providing you have the hardware, delivers a stunningly realised world to explore. The only weak point is the combat system.- Spank!
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Everything you could hope for in a Quake game is present and correct, with two glaring exceptions - mouse/keyboard control, and on-line play.- Spank!
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Princess Amidala might by nice and decorative, but a convincing military leader she ain't.- Spank!
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Allowing the kind of mass battles that we've previously only dreamed of, this epochal title gives us war and so much more.- Spank!
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If you're looking for no-frills old school resource management, then Red Alert 2 is what you are looking for.- Spank!
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Dig below the surface however and you'll find the kind of depth that'll take weeks or even months to fully explore. A shameless clone of Sony's "Gran Turismo," and a a pretty good one too.- Spank!
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The audio is wonderful and matches the graphics, though the storyline is fairly pointless, and there's a certain childlike quality to it that could annoy but was fine with me.- Spank!
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You can't fault the simulation, but there's not enough here to recommend it to anyone who isn't a die-hard fan of old-style aerial combat.- Spank!
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McRae Rally 2.0 oozes quality and demands to be played again and again.- Spank!