Spank!'s Scores

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For 144 reviews, this publication has graded:
  • 38% higher than the average critic
  • 2% same as the average critic
  • 60% lower than the average critic
On average, this publication grades 2.1 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)
Average Game review score: 73
Highest review score: 100 ISS Pro Evolution
Lowest review score: 4 WWF Royal Rumble
Score distribution:
  1. Positive: 78 out of 144
  2. Negative: 10 out of 144
144 game reviews
    • 65 Metascore
    • 80 Critic Score
    I really, really enjoyed Gunman Chronicles, but the game is not without its weaknesses - though the graphics can be excellent, there are also some very amateurish textures present, as well as glitches that really should have been worked on.
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    • 64 Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    It's obvious that this was a rushed attempt at getting some software ready for the PS2's launch and it's a shame.
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    • 64 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    There's strong overtones of strategic gameplay but sadly, they're never properly realised. As Roy Walker from TV's Catchphrase might say, Away Team is good (ish), but it's not right.
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    • 64 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    A complete and utter waste of time and money for anyone who isn't a die-hard shoot 'em-up junky.
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    • 63 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    I do think that the developers are guilty of trying to please all the people all of the time, but for all that Tomb Raider Chronicles is eminently playable.
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    • 63 Metascore
    • 80 Critic Score
    While the lack of a light gun will disappoint some, and gamers looking for depth are barking up the wrong tree, Silent Scope offers some of the most stupidly pleasurable shooting action to be found on PS2 (or anywhere).
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    • 63 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    Fans of gun games would be far better served grabbing a copy of "House of the Dead 2" + Sega's gun.
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    • 62 Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    The most fun you'll have with this one will come from the first few tries - after which familiarity will rapidly breed contempt.
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    • 62 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    Without the thrills you got when you started playing the first game, a lot of the impact is lost - so in some ways, this isn't as good as the original.
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    • 61 Metascore
    • 91 Critic Score
    As an excellent variation on the throw away RTS culture of the moment, especially for it's potential longevity on my play list and for some pukka explosions!
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    • 61 Metascore
    • 68 Critic Score
    Beyond an hour's playing it looks grim.
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    • 57 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    Slow paced, repetitive and with a weak storyline, DV is unlikely to please the usual RPG gamer, and will probably only appeal to the most ardent of Dungeons & Dragons freaks, and to players who just want a bit of mindless orc killing to occupy ten minutes here and there.
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    • 57 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    For all it's flaws, you get a sense of achievement from this game. You do want to see what's coming next, and the exploration bits where you have to avoid a hazard by inching across a ledge or ducking under an obstacle are still absurdly enjoyable.
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    • 56 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    The graphics aren't quite as good (as "Rustin Parr"), it' not as scary or atmospheric, the movement is less believable, the AI is poor and the dialogue isn't up to the same standard.
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    • 55 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    The music's jaunty, the sound effects "zappy"; it looks okay, it plays okay, and it's all perfectly diverting for a few hours or so.
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    • 55 Metascore
    • 80 Critic Score
    As something of a year round Grinch myself, I enjoyed this game immensely, and its simple but entertaining action will satisfy both the younger player as well as more learned men (and women) of the world like you or I.
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    • 54 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    If the design document for Sonic Shuffle contained anything more than the sentence "Make a clone of Mario Party but with Sonic characters" I'll be very much surprised. (But) Sega HQ left out the all-important instruction of: "Make sure you don't leave out all the good bits".
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    • 54 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    Light years ahead of the competition? Well, no, but the kids may enjoy this one.
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    • 51 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    One wag referred to this game as the Timothy Dalton, rather than the Sean Connery, of Bond games. Balderdash. This is the George Lazenby - no, wait, the Woody Allen, in that crappy Casino Royale 007 spoof, of Bond games. Licensed to kill? On this evidence, James shouldn't even be licensed to drive.
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    • 48 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    Some people will be happy enough with mowing down people and fans of the series may like what they get but whether it will convince the non-believers is questionable.
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    • 46 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    While "SSX" may well be the best game on PS2, Surfing H30 is surely the worst - that's some claim.
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    • 39 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    Resident Evil fanatics will probably hate it and call it a travesty, but remove the Resident Evil tag and it's a damn good zombie shooter with a revolutionary control system.
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    • 37 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    It's just Duke being Duke - stupid but fun. For a while.
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    • 32 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    If you've got shorts, Simpsons Wrestling really should be eating them.
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