A dull hidden object game that's somehow simultaneously bland and unpalatably garish.

Disappointing point-and-click adventure with the odd decent puzzle but one that feels too basic, with too few hooks to really stand out, meaning it fast becomes a chore to play.

Lacking much of the tone that made the movies great, Ghostbusters is about as fun as being forced to slowly trudge through slime, and being overcharged for the pleasure of doing so at a faster rate.

A port with potential ruined by obtrusively implemented IAPs, Tales of Phantasia is only for those with deep pockets or saint-like levels of patience.

Typically shabby movie tie-in that will have you running for your mummy.

WALL-E doesn't annoy or offend, but looks terrible and doesn't entertain either, and that leaves it only fit for landfill.

Too easy and too slow, aside from the wonderful visual design, there's very little in AMF Bowling Pinbusters! to sustain your interest. Lack of touchscreen play only serves to add to the disappointment.

A dull little game that makes being a deity feel decidedly average, Fury of the Gods isn't worth your time.

Even if you leave to one side its overtly aggressive freemium pricing scheme, Plants War is still an unpleasant and bland slog.

Breed creatures, collect different types of that creature, ensure they're happy, get frustrated with wait timers, exit, delete.

Danger Boat is a perfectly pleasant, but completely uneventful entry in a very tired genre. There are at least seventeen zillion better endless-runners on the App Store.

The Caligula Effect: Overdose has one good idea, and it squanders it with a bunch of other terrible choices.

A bit more entertaining than reading a textbook, only not as effective. Stick to Minna no Nihongo and Japanesepod101.

Impressive handling and a decent package of race events completely undermined by technical issues and clumsy execution.

League of Mages pits you into one-on-one magical combat with real players, but its flat grind-heavy gameplay lacks any hint of magic.

A game this beautiful deserves a lot more than the rambling plot and uninspired gameplay that brings it to an almost immediate halt.

Like a dodgy pilot episode, Stargate SG1: Unleashed is badly written, poorly paced, and really quite dull.

A painfully simple pair of ideas that are executed poorly and endlessly recycled.

Fairly bland but nicely illustrated shooty zombie shenanigans, largely wrecked by dreadful controls and an inevitably dispiriting upgrade system.

Though it captures the tone of the series well, Doctor Who: The Eternity Clock is an otherwise lifeless title with little in it to recommend.

Like a blackout at the Super Bowl, NFL Quarterback 13 leaves you wondering where all the football gameplay went.

The release of Urban Champion as a 3D Classic makes us wonder if Nintendo has gone stark raving mad.

A sluggish, un-fun endless-runner that adds little to the template, Riot Runners is better off avoided.

The components for a decent game are present and correct, but many of the good points are hacked to death by poor level design, frustrating gating, and unresponsive controls.

There's a neat idea here, but Moto Joe just isn't good enough to see it through.

Random Runners adds nothing new to the auto-runner genre, except frustration, unfair design, and grinding for currency.

Good-looking but ultimately vacuous – and I'm not talking about the celebs - this 2D shooter is a one-dimensional disappointment.

A sad and sloppy platformer with little to recommend it, Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project is best left to the annals of history.