There's a set of ideas here that could have been something special, but it all falls flat on its windy face.

Floaty, occasionally unfair, cheap, and lacking in even the most basic of fan service, Cars 2 is your common garden film tie-in.

The Jurassic Park games have always been disappointing, but with less action and virtually no puzzles, episode three is the worst one yet.

It doesn't take a genius to work this one out - The X-Files: Deep State is boring, uninspired, and not worth your time.

Tiny Town will literally hold you to ransom: pay up or your town will die. A few interesting features, but there are far better sims on the App Store.

Lacking in flair and substance, Hyper Blaster is a bland arena shooter that does nothing new with the genre.

If ridiculously hard games are your thing, you might have a ball, if you don shades. For mere mortals, it's a joyless slog.

Thanks to its shabby presentation and pitiable gameplay, Air Force vs Luftwaffe doesn't stay in the air for long, and quickly comes down to earth with a bump.

A concept too basic to maintain any real interest, Guncrafter ends up feeling like a shameless attempt to cash in on Minecraft's success.

An inexcusably repetitive, soulless experience.

Gangstar Vegas is a surprisingly unpleasant game that's a bit too broken and a bit too hollow to recommend.

Fahrenheit was ambitious and innovative in 2005, but ten years later it's just clunky and tedious.

A bit of a mess. Some serious tidying up is needed to fix this frantically paced battler.

Want Mario Party, minus the fun, plus additional expense? Then you're crazy, but I guess Disney Infinity will be right up your street.

From the outdated graphics to lackluster gameplay, the game possesses more shortcomings than strengths, making it impossible to recommend to anyone but the Transformer faithful.

Ace Tennis 2010 Online is a well-intentioned tennis game that does everything wrong from ill-advised controls to sub par multiplayer.

A broken, bloody mess of a game. Even fans of the show should give Dexter the Game 2 as wide a berth as possible.

It's a largely ambitious game, but Osiris is let down by its mindless combat, dull plot, appalling controls and spate of glitches. It's not worth the premium price tag by a long shot.

A crude action game with few redeeming qualities, Hercules: Curse of the Hydra is a failure of mythic proportions.

As unoriginal as its titular villains, March to War takes all the intrigue of The Walking Dead and hides it behind muddy graphics and too many menus.

A decent range of great value, genuine arcade classics neutered by poorly implemented controls.

Wappy Dog possesses just slightly more sophistication than a Furby does. Only the very young and easily amused will get much from Wappy Dog, other than its sheer novelty.

Noblemen: 1896 tries its hand at something different, but in the end it's too muddled and clunky to enjoy.

A dumb concept, occasionally irksome physics and a painfully inconsistent frame rate all conspire to make Lawn Mower Madness a mess of a racer.

Tedious, complex, and unappealing on a variety of levels, D&D Tactics may have authenticity in spades, yet it lacks a modicum of accessibility.

A neat idea ruined by some poor execution, Dungeon of Legends is best avoided.

A truly forgettable driving game that neither offers the intensity of a true sim or the fun and thrills of an arcade racer.

Indeed, so much of what was an otherwise quality adventure has been lost in the transition, this is more like a book of the film where half of the pages have been torn out. Avoid.