A decent enough puzzling sequel that's ruined by an overbearing and unpleasant payment system, Where's My Water? 2 is a soggy mess.

Confused in almost every regard, No Gravity is a space combat that game that's just no fun.

Runaway: A Twist of Fate is a typical Pendulo experience - shoddy puzzle design and cringeworthy comedy - wrapped up in a bloated, bug-ridden app.

About as shameless as it gets, Blitz Brigade: Rival Tactics takes all the ideas of Clash Royale while completely ignoring what made it great.

Third Blade looks the part but the pretty visuals are merely a façade to cover up some painfully uninspiring gameplay and an in-app purchase system which practically forces you to dig deep in your pockets to advance.

The kind of concept that should be winning a gold award. Instead, it’s too keen on getting you to buy gold, and its other shortcomings are many.

Don't let the visuals fool you - Marvel Avengers Academy is an example of free to play at it's worst. And, if that's not enough to put you off, the dialogue absolutely will.

Paper Jumper certainly has a weird, quirky charm, but doesn't have the gameplay or the longevity to back it up.

Dull and repetitive, MAYDAY! takes all the fun out of what should be an exciting scenario.

A poor twist on the endless climber that somehow makes things even more simplistic and frustrating.

Simplistic in the extreme, D-Day 1597 quickly runs out of fun or interest.

What was a great console game almost 20 years ago simply doesn't work on a touchscreen.

Astro Boy Dash is a sub-par endless running game that does a disservice to one of manga's most beloved heroes.

Sand Flame is a sluggish, unattractive, and just plain bland third-person shooter with grind-heavy combat and a wearisome IAP model.

Like 99% of the games in Breezy Leaf's genre, you'll download it, play it, get confused, get frustrated, and delete it.

Let's Fish! Hooked On is not the fishing game you are looking for, on account of its glitchy, repetitive play.

Heavy Fire: Black Arms 3D is the sequel that no one asked for. If you're a huge fan of shooting wave after wave of lifeless terrorist, you still won't want to play this game.

Too short, too simple, too easy. This 'My First Castlevania' game is cute and charming, but there's not enough in this hotel to warrant staying the night

A broken, not particularly interesting game. There are better arcade racers on mobile, so go play those instead.

As funny as a Flappy Bird clone dressed up in a Team America costume, and about as playable.

The iOS port of Liberation Maiden is a little prettier than the 3DS original, but the same faults remain firmly in place - joined by some irritating touchscreen controls.

It's cute, but Hose it Down is an uninventive puzzler, filled with dumb design decisions and a paywall as soon as it really gets going.

Some interesting gimmicks can't disguise what is essentially a lacklustre street-racing title.

Like the home console version of Injustice: Gods Among Us? Want to unlock some trinkets for it and don't mind trudging through a repetitive fighter with minimal skill requirements? Then, this is for you... weirdo.

There's simply not enough here to warrant the ludicrous price tag. Only diehard Pokemon fans need apply.

Slowdown, loading screens, and AI woes plague Tiny Troopers: Joint Ops all too often, leaving it a disjointed game at best.

Lack of challenge, cluttered screens, dumbed-down controls and repetitive gameplay make Guilty Gear Dust Strikers a brawler to avoid.

There's a nice idea in the eye of this storm, but Tornado's harsh time limits and general repetition rip up its reputation.

Stripping the kart racing genre of all of its vital elements, Monkey Racing is a thoroughly flat and soulless experience.

A dull and fatally over-simplified take on the RPG, One Tap RPG streamlines interaction to the point where it's not really a game at all.

A gorgeous game spoiled by a control system that should work, but doesn't.

Yawn-inducing shmuppery in the guise of a dress-up game, this odd combination of genres doesn't work here, compounded by low production values and poor handling.

Crazy Hunter is bland and confusing in every regard, and the only thing that's truly crazy about it is that EnjoyUp Games is expecting you to pay money for it.

Once you look past Jetbee's cute exterior, it becomes obvious how devilishly high the odds are stacked against you.

Playing it doesn't make you feel like a superhero or a supervillian, and the game makes unsatisfying use of the DS' technology. Lack of variety and an insistence on turgid fetch-and-carry missions seals this as one to avoid.

Somewhere within Earn to Die 2 are the ingredients for some exhilarating ‘one more go' jeopardy-based gameplay, but the recipe used here is downright repulsive.

Ministry of Silly Walks just isn't very silly.

Virtual Fighter 2 is an inferior 2D fighting game whose flaws are all the more glaring in this clumsy iOS adaptation.

A dreary button masher that's neither interesting or exciting enough to recommend.

Keep your coffers shut and do not contemplate putting this in your UMD drive – tis utter rubbish, for sure.

A muddled mess of a game that wastes its licence, Hot Wheels World's Best Driver is one to avoid.

About as mind-numbing as brain surgery, Lifesigns: Hospital Affairs concerns itself too much with gossip rather than gameplay. It's an utterly dull game that's better left on the operating table.

Voice Fantasy is so shallow and lacking in gameplay, it's mystifying how it passes as a game.

Despite source material that found success on the PC, Aliens vs Predator: Requiem is dull, repetitive, illogical, glitchy, and everything that gives movie tie-ins a bad name.

Ugly, cumbersome to control, and lacking fun, Resident Evil Mercenaries VS. casts a dark spot on Capcom's survival-horror franchise.

The subject of 'efficiency' has the potential for a great game, but I Dig It: Journey to the Core is not that game.

Gloomy Hollow manages to live up to its name, but not in a good way.

A shameless clone, bursting at the seams with sneaky money-making schemes. Your progress is halted if you don't pay, and there's no telling how much it would cost to complete it.

Speedboat Paradise is equally uninspiring and unpleasant, and the tiresome races simply aren't worth all the grinding and waiting.

A free game that’s nowhere near as worthy of your time as a hundred other free games.

Real Football 2013 continues its losing streak with an ill-suited freemium model and some sloppy football action.

Repetitive, ugly and very, very simple for most of its lifespan; Crash Bandicoot: Mind Over Mutant won't frustrate, but he won't entertain for long either.

In all honesty I'm not sure I'd have anything nice to say about Ancient Empires: Thorin Battle even if there weren't already years of far better strategy games to play instead.

A cynical race team management game, Big Win Racing has you spending like Bernie Ecclestone, but any other similarities to motorsport are largely accidental.

Bafflingly constructed and clunkily executed, Atmospug, the Cloud Jumping Dog is barking up the wrong casual platformer tree.

Devolving the long-running series in stunning fashion, Dragon Ball Evolution provides neither satisfying fighting nor appealing visuals.

Naruto Shippuden 3D: The New Era is a lesson in how not to do platformers. A shoddy effort.

Given Clash of Elementalists's fiddly controls and dearth of content, the best thing about it is that it's mercifully short.

Saddled with poor visuals, ineffective controls and a complete lack of engaging content, Tony Hawk's Motion is a crushing disappointment .

A dreadful mishmash of mini-games, MinDStorm has almost no redeeming features and instead of making you smarter will simply frustrate you.

A stunningly poor game, Return to Castlerama feels utterly unfinished.

A run-of-the-mill puzzle game that could have been OK for kids had it not been buried under eighteen tons of IAP.

Despite good intentions and admirable attempts to mix up its gameplay, Critical Mass is a real mess that fails on nearly every level.

Kazook is ultimately about as appealing as your dad dancing at your own party. And nobody wants that.

Think DIY Tetris sounds like an intriguing experience? You couldn't be any more wrong - or, at least, that's what Block Factory has taught us.

As dull as a dreary Tuesday afternoon... in a sleepy country village... during a power cut, Celtic Tribes is a game about selecting menu options from a list and waiting set periods of time. It's just about the most boring thing I've ever done with my iPhone.

Alien vs Predator: Evolution is a broken, uninspired, frustrating mess of a brawler. Even fans of the series aren't going to find much to like in this tie-in game.

Cell HD is a poor man's Osmos that manages to cleverly strip everything good about the game out and leave a gaping void in its place.

Doodle God may just be the worst game on PS Vita to date, thanks to dull gameplay and broken logic.

A poor-quality port of a game that has aged terribly.

It's not often that a movie tie-in game amounts to anything better than "awful" and Interstellar doesn't do much to buck that trend.

While it's not actually broken or violently offensive, Hurry Up Hedgehog! is one of the most listless bits of shovelware going. Get the original board game if you must, but give this a miss.

Angry Hipsters is a rebel without a clue. It seeks to gain attention in the wake of Angry Birds, but fails to entertain on even the most basic level.

Without the in-app purchases, Final Fantasy: All The Bravest would feel a little flimsy. With them, it just feels tacky.

Shallow, boring, ugly, and confusing to play, Super Black Bass 3D is a stinker.

Do not pick up syringe. Do not download Die!Die!Die! Do forget this game ever existed.

A very poor excuse for an action role-playing game. The combat is dull, the levelling-up is unrewarding, and the story is laughably poor. Definitely one to avoid.

Echo: A Music Game has the faintest whisper of a good idea, but it's marred by simplicity, repetition, and the most annoying wait timer in the history of games.

Badly put together, boring to play, and wholly derivative, you have played a dozen strategy management games that are twenty times more accomplished than Galaxy Conquest II: Space Wars.

Although its control problems do much to limit its appeal, The Relic equally suffers from a clichéd plot, samey combat and uninspiring gameplay.

Dungeon Hunter: Alliance is a lousy game. It's never particularly enjoyable, is technically clumsy, and looks like garbage. It may well be the worst game in the Vita's launch line-up.

Were you expecting anything less from a movie-game cash-in? Turbo: Super Stunt Squad is a whole bag of meh, with racing action that is below-par in every way.

A terrible game, but one that manages to say a lot without meaning to.

If you want a decent game of Blackjack on your phone, I'd recommend getting any of the numerous other, much simpler games out there that provide that, and not this slow, poorly conceived, unfairly difficult fantasy take on the game.

Extremely short if you can get the hang of the infuriating mini-games, The Cube is a cynically produced tie-in of a ropey-looking British TV show.

Horrible controls scupper all hope of BattleNoidz being even slightly fun to play.

A weak collection of badly implemented mini-games, you'd be better off paying out for a seaside Punch and Judy show than a session with Carnival Funfair Games.

As boring and laborious as the real thing, Construction Simulator 2 may be accurate in some ways, but it's not worth playing.

Whether or not you believe WayForward is an indie saviour for the Nintendo 3DS, there's no denying that Regular Show is the studio's worst release.

Deadly Premonition 2's is a game built exclusively for fans of the original, and even they will be put off by the endless bugs, horrible performance, and questionable design.

A horribly clunky episodic third-person action game with woeful controls and impossibly lumpen gameplay.

A dull, shockingly cynical waste of time, which is all about grinding for upgrades, and almost nothing about skill or strategy.

A broken and buggy mess of a game, On The Lam: Fugitive Simulator should be avoided.

Towers Runner was a game made not for humans, but for spreadsheets on the desktops of chancers and charlatans.

This arcade racer manages to mess up the basics of racing game design, while looking and sounding poor at the same time.

You may squeeze some entertainment out of The Settlers in the early stages but its bugs and inconsistencies will eventually break your spirit.

Bladeslinger's combat is a mess, the controls are clunky, the story is dull, and the whole thing is hobbled by monetisation. Avoid.

Disney Bola Football looks like a decent, cartoony game of football. It’s definitely cartoony.