It's so generic that minutes after playing it we'd completely forgotten about it. [Mar 2010, p.94]

Dull and barely related to footie. [Feb 2011, p.93]

Three rubbish card games for just under a fiver. [Oct 2010, p.95]

A shadow of its siblings on other platforms. [Christmas 2010, p.87]

The other Rabbids mini-game compilations may have been light on longevity, but at least they provided a laugh. Rabbids Land doesn't even manage this.

Much like a real sandcastle, it's fun for an hour or so then becomes a washout. [Oct 2010, p.97]

The increased precision of Wii MotionPlus is wasted and the result is a game you should steer clear of. [May 2010, p.85]

A soulless title with poor mini-games, this is a party that needs no pooping.

Impressive for 10 minutes or so, but it lacks any replay value whatsoever. [Mar 2011, p.104]

Cheap, dreary gameplay and awful controls. What less could you want? [Christmas 2008, p.78]

Only two of the remixes are any good, but even these aren't worth your time. [June 2008, p.84]

It shows glimmers of fun, but a short story mode and lack of replay factor stifle it. [Sept 2011, p.98]

Five dull offerings ranging from racing to shooting games, none of which are worth discussing in any real depth. [July 2010, p.95]

What a stinker. [Aug 2008, p.101]

Great fun - if you find the idea of rolling ten-foot boulders up a hill fun. [Aug 2010, p.99]

A really tough game to pick up and play. [Dec 2008, p.98]

The only thing it has going for it is the controls. [Sept 2011, p.92]

It takes a genuinely profound kind of idiocy to turn such a romping good series into something so leaden. [Feb 2014, p.91]

A very unpleasant experience. [June 2013, p.84]

It's about as much fun as getting chatted up by a serial killer in a dark alleyway. [Mar 2010, p.93]

Horrible stuff. [Apr 2013, p.85]

An extremely primitive quad bike racer with some predictable tracks and dismal presentation. [Nov 2009, p.99]

Awful, just awful. It's a dirty, cheap, slapped-together cash-in title that's not woth the round plastic disc it comes on. [Apr 2008, p.92]

Tyranna-bore-us Rex. Triceraplops.Velocicraptor. You get the picture.

Bearly enjoyable, bearly funny...[Sept 2014, p.90]

It's fantastically dull. [Dec 2008, p.97]

Ugly, unplayable and not even close to being fun. [Nov 2007, p.92]

Extremely basic stuff, this is one WiiWare game that'll have kids bored fairly quickly. [Jan 2010, p.87]

You'll chuck your controller around in frustration. [Christmas 2010, p.94]

An old PC game ported to the DS to cash in on people waning to bash their heads in. [May 2010, p.85]

Stupid design decisions. [Dec 2009, p.94]

Rank puddle of bilgewater. [Oct 2012, p.95]

A tired, old game genre stretched out to within an inch of its life. Dull, dull, dull. [Feb 2011, p.97]

A bad conversion of an almost year-old Xbox game. Vengeance is playable but it's a massively disappointing Wii debut for the Far Cry series, and the worst FPS on the console so far. [Mar 2007, p.84]

It's amazing that it's so far from finished. We're not sure if it's the developer, the publisher or both, but someone should be ashamed of themselves. Awful.

Quite simply a rotten game with woefully little variation in gameplay and turgid mechanics. There's very little fun here an dit's cetainly a long way from 'cowabunga', dude. [May 2007, p.78]

While you can teach an old dog new tricks, it's still a dog. [Nov 2011, p.95]

A very basic point-and-click crippled by non-interaction and a rather weak script. [Apr 2012, p.103]

Had so much potential, but this is ultimately a waste of Points. There are countless better games out there.

Ten rubbish blink-and-you'll miss them microgames. A waste of money. [Nov 2009, p.104]

Just feels like an unfinished mess that's been rushed to the shops in time for the release of the movie it's based on. [Aug 2011, p.99]

It's not even a very good example of what's already a tired and lazy genre. [Mar 2011, p.100]

A botched excuse for a stealth game whose only achievement is bringing a decent series' name into disrepute. This game should have been so much better. [Jan 2007, p.72]

Avoid. [Apr 2010, p.95]

It's 30 pounds. THIRTY! The equivalent package is under 2 quid on a phone. Need we say more? [Dec 2012, p.102]

A shamefully cynical 'update' that brings absolutely nothing new to the table and asks £30 for it. Stick with FIFA 12, it's only a tenner these days. Or save your money for FIFA 13 Wii U.

Liked bowling in "Wii Sports"? Well, if you want some decent bowling action on Wii you'll just have to stick with it because Brunswick has no style, character or spirit. Dreadful. [Dec 2007, p.88]

A blatant cash-in on Rabbids Go Home. [Jan 2010, p.87]

Simply garbage. [May 2013, p.87]

An ugly game. [Oct 2010, p.97]

Visually, it's a horrid mess of jagged polygons and smeared textures. [Apr 2008, p.76]

The graphics are some of the worst seen on WiiU...[and] many of the controls are flawed and unresponsive. [June 2013, p.84]

A mindless, repetitive shell of a game, it's an insult to World War 2's tactical combat. [Jan 2011, p.92]

Shoddily made, uglier than Ugly McUglyson and an incredibly frustrating game. [June 2011, p.102]

Here's a crazy idea for you: just buy a pen and some paper instead. [Mar 2011, p.105]

It had potential but at the end of the day it just doesn't work. This really needs Wii MotionPlus.

Half-baked rubbish. [Dec 2011, p.98]

Gordon. We like you. But please don't attach your likeness to a game ever again. [Feb 2010, p.89]

This could be the most accurate simulation ever made. By no means should that be taken as a compliment. [July 2013, p.86]

A prime example of how to disrespect the fans of something as big as Transformers: a £50 game that can be finished on a single GamePad charge. Yuck.

Quotation forthcoming. [Sept 2010]

The controls are hideous. [July 2010, p.95]

Awful.

The doodads don't even make a noise, for pity's sake. [Dec 2013, p.88]

The dragon is impossible to control. [Jan 2010, p.87]

The other 3D classics are great. This is not. [Feb 2014, p.91]

A disaster. [June 2013, p.84]

No ambition, love or visible original thought has gone into this miserable shell of a game. [Aug 2014, p.86]

It's dull, it's repetitive and it's as much fun as being cuddled by a cactus. [Nov 2007, p.87]

A true classic gone horribly to seed. It'd be funny if it wasn't heartbreakingly sad. [Nov 2012, p.99]

It's utterly boring. [Aug 2008, p.101]

Granted, we quite like the animated Gordon Ramsay but the rest really is a shambles. [Dec 2008, p.100]

A horrible, cheap, nasty game that could have been put together in an afternoon. [Sept 2010, p.97]

Endless Ocean, we get - it has a point. This, on the one hand, is ridiculous. [Nov 2008, p.104]

The alarming thing is that this was ever made. [Christmas 2013, p.88]

A poor collection of rubbish Flash games. [Jan 2011, p.86]

A horrible platformer. [Sept 2010, p.96]

There's always one dreadful launch game (remember the GameCube's "Universal Tour"?) and Rampage: World Destruction is the Wii's. Even if you once enjoyed "Rampage" you won't like this. [Jan 2007, p.82]

A shambles of a port that is an embarrassment to anyone who decided it was ready to be released.

It's like a compilation of gaming's worst moments, wrapped up in a film license. [Feb 2008, p.20]

Straight to the top of this month's Avoid At All Costs pile. Hugely repulsive. [Oct 2009, p.88]

Thanks to some lazy localisation and poor design choices, this is nearly unplayable. [Apr 2010, p.95]

Absolute dross: a joyless, inept, tedious, ugly, lazy, messy waste of your time and money. We hoped games this bad might die out with the Wii.

It's completely broken. [Aug 2009, p.99]

It's a dire shooter with an unwieldy new controls system. [Christmas 2012, p.110]

How Sega thinks it can get away with this utter detritus is beyond us. [July 2008, p.101]

Honestly, if you buy this game, you are harming the industry. A truly horrible title. [Oct 2012, p.99]

Incredibly buggy, prone to crashing and makes it difficult to aim at times. [Feb 2011, p.97]

You'll find it tough to unlock all 101 games. Not that you'd want to bother because they're so abysmal, not even of the standard of your average Flash game.

Mind-bogglingly pointless. [Sept 2010, p.97]

A complete howler. [Mar 2009, p.87]

As welcome as an ingrown toenail and twice as ugly. [Jan 2013, p.100]

About as funny as a flu epidemic. [Sept 2010, p.97]

ONM Coroner's Report: Patient suffered a psychotic breakdown while playing this game. No treatment possible.

This is just rubbish...Cheap, tacky and completely untitillating, this has no place on WiiWare. [Dec 2009, p.99]

Awful script, atrocious music. [Feb 2011, p.91]

You might as well chuck your money down the drain instead. At least you'll be able to control where it's going.