Sexy Poker

 Wii
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Metascore
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  • Summary: [WiiWare] Get your pulse racing with a game of strip poker against a selection of six lovely manga-style women who may wind up in nothing but swimsuits or underwear when the final hand is dealt. Choose the classic Texas Hold'em Poker to be thrilled as the bets increase, or try the Black[WiiWare] Get your pulse racing with a game of strip poker against a selection of six lovely manga-style women who may wind up in nothing but swimsuits or underwear when the final hand is dealt. Choose the classic Texas Hold'em Poker to be thrilled as the bets increase, or try the Black Jack game for a mix of chance and strategy. Discover the girls' personalities: they'll bluff you! Enter the photo gallery to see the pictures you've unlocked by playing and winning. If you're good enough, Emi, Sakura and their seductive girlfriends will bet their clothes to stay in the game. [Nintendo]… Expand

Critic Reviews

Score distribution:
  1. Positive: 0 out of 6
  2. Mixed: 1 out of 6
  3. Negative: 5 out of 6
  1. IGN
    52
    Ultimately, two types of people will get a kick out of Sexy Poker: adolescents who get a genuine thrill out of half-naked anime chicks, and people like me who will download it as a joke because of how bat crap crazy it is. Either way: enjoy!
  2. Cheat Code Central
    40
    The girls aren't easy, they aren't sleazy, and the poker is boring. The visuals are lifeless, and the aural presentation is put forth with minimal effort. We fully understand that this is a $5 game, but it offers only about $0.25 worth of entertainment.
  3. GamePro
    40
    At 500 Wii Points, it's hard to recommend the title to anyone. Sexy Poker is one of those games that would be better served as a 99-cent iPhone app reserved for no more than novelty purposes.
  4. VideoGamer
    30
    If you spend your hard-earned cash on this, you really only have yourself to blame. God may forgive you, but I won't.
  5. Nintendo Life
    20
    Sexy Poker is something of a letdown for fans of both poker and sexiness. Lacking in both qualities, the game is not even sufficient as a teaching tool to learn Texas Hold ‘Em poker, as the instructions on how to play are skimpier than the costumes.
  6. Official Nintendo Magazine UK
    11
    This is just rubbish...Cheap, tacky and completely untitillating, this has no place on WiiWare. [Dec 2009, p.99]
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  1. upinyocribdawg6
    Jun 15, 2022
    10
    i have hard bonnerpenis and **** evywher i pregnant fiftee for peeple 5 star out of 10 stars
  2. RobertAlley
    Oct 17, 2009
    6
    I found this game to be slightly perverted and silly. It's a strip poker/black jack game with anime girls, how this was released on theI found this game to be slightly perverted and silly. It's a strip poker/black jack game with anime girls, how this was released on the Wii system we may never know. It is quite worth the $5 in my opinion. It's a simple poker and blackjack game with the removing of the clothes element! So silly, but playable for the people who are bored with normal card games. There have been plenty of worse strip poker games released in this past, but never so widely available as this one. It's not a bad game, just it might be in bad taste. But anyone interested in seeing an anime girl take off articles of clothing as a reward for beating her in a hand of cards, this is the game for you! lol… Expand
  4. GaryTanner
    Dec 1, 2010
    3
    This could have been so much better but the animations are lame, the women aren't very sexy, the poker itself is by the numbers pedestrian,This could have been so much better but the animations are lame, the women aren't very sexy, the poker itself is by the numbers pedestrian, there just isn't very much to please the gamer here. It was cheap, that was about all I found good here. If you are going to have a strip poker game, at least make it enticing. How can a person be bored with ladies stripping down? Easy, just play this game.… Expand