Caught between being a space sim, a real-time strategy game, and a role-playing game, Starpoint Gemini tries to do a little bit of everything, and fails to do anything well.

Lame jokes and long loads are all you need to know about point-and-click adventure Everlight.

Clash of the Titans is a predictable hack-and-slash adventure that is exactly the type of game that gives movie tie-ins a bad reputation.

Tedious pace and annoying pixel hunts sabotage this surreal adventure.

Clash of the Titans is a predictable hack-and-slash adventure that is exactly the type of game that gives movie tie-ins a bad reputation.

You'll give up on this side scrolling racer well before its two hour finish line.

If the inconsistent controls aren't enough to steer you away from this fifth-rate Mario Kart clone, the frustrating AI and total lack of personality probably will.

This classic turn-based strategy game feels old and slow on the Nintendo DS.

A cruelly hijacked story makes this otherwise serviceable game a pale shadow of adventures past.

These legendary fighters may look the part, but unresponsive controls are the first thing you'll notice.

There was potential here, but dreadful graphics and poor artificial intelligence make this a battle best avoided.

An awful frame rate and lackluster visuals make this version of Puzzle Adventure one to avoid.

Discs of Tron is a prettied-up port of an '80s arcade game that's barely even recommendable to die-hard Tron fans.

Imprecise controls and repetitive gameplay hampers this downloadable cooperative adventure.

This repetitive trudge through the land before time does no justice to the concept of dinosaur fighting game.

Sonic finds shallow, frustrating gameplay awaiting him in the legendary realm of King Arthur.

An obtuse interface makes MLB Front Office Manager bewildering even to baseball-sim veterans.

Imprecise controls and repetitive gameplay hampers this downloadable cooperative adventure.

The decent hack-and-slash action of Dungeons & Dragons: Daggerdale is plagued by more problems than its heroic adventurers can handle.

In addition, Dig Dug Deeper's relative lack of difficulty, levels, and complete lack of extra modes and features make it difficult to recommend to even the most ardent Dig Dug fan.

Colorful graphics can't make up for this game's shocking brevity.

An obtuse interface makes MLB Front Office Manager bewildering even to baseball-sim veterans.

Guilty Gear 2 may be an interesting experiment in cross-genre game design, but it's mostly a shallow mess.

Happy Tree Friends False Alarm is clunky, unimaginative, and more like a false start than a fun game.

Shrek 2 for the PC is strictly for kids, though considering its clunky controls and short running time, it's not even a terribly good game for them.

MLB 2K9 is a deeply flawed funhouse-mirror distortion of baseball.

The sort of game that's unpleasing to every possible audience. The hardcore retro fan base will scoff at the way these games have been shoddily reprogrammed. Fans of the graffiti artists will wonder why all the artwork is so poorly used.

Dead Block fills the zombie apocalypse with rampant vandalism and ingenious booby traps, yet somehow the result is exceedingly dull.