Gamers' Temple's Scores

  • Games
For 2,727 reviews, this publication has graded:
  • 66% higher than the average critic
  • 5% same as the average critic
  • 29% lower than the average critic
On average, this publication grades 0.1 points higher than other critics. (0-100 point scale)
Average Game review score: 75
Highest review score: 100 God of War
Lowest review score: 0 Stalin vs. Martians
Score distribution:
2728 game reviews
    • tbd Metascore
    • 20 Critic Score
    On a system in which there are plenty of games that are actually fun to play that are free or will cost you a one-time fee of ninety-nine cents, this game has the gall to force you to pay each time that you want to play. And if you do break down and buy more coins, what does that really buy you? More time poking at the screen in the hope that one of your laser beams will actually destroy a fish. No thank you. I can barely take wasting five minutes on this pointless game, let alone actually paying for the right to spend more time with it.
    • 86 Metascore
    • Critic Score
    I greatly enjoyed my time with Monster Hunter Rise Sunbreak. It’s not really the type of game you can simply jump into. It does have a bit of a learning curve from the beginning, but once you get over that, it’s a lot of fun to go questing about. The new additions with the Sunbreak add-on give a lot more options to a game that already has a lot to do. Overall, if you like Monster Hunter Rise, you’ll enjoy Sunbreak just as much. Capcom seems to be adding more to the game with extra updates as time goes by as well!
    • 41 Metascore
    • 43 Critic Score
    I wanted to like Street Power Soccer, but I just couldn’t. The jerky animation, unrealized art style, and generally wonky gameplay are not compatible with this sport’s fluid energy. I’m not mad about freestyle soccer whatsoever, so you may find more to like if you are into it. Just don’t expect the new FIFA Street.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    Shop Titans starts off as a simple but enjoyable enough economic sim, but before long you'll learn that it's really a game of waiting for timers to expire. It's one thing to pop into a mobile game on your phone a few times a day when you have a minute or two, it's quite another to have to sit down at a computer and launch a game several times a day just to progress in bite-sized chunks. Unless you're willing to part with a steady stream of cash to continuously turn it back into a simple economic sim.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    PONG's fame comes from its historic significance and not its gameplay, and it takes a lot more than PONG Quest offers to make that gameplay fun.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 20 Critic Score
    If you buy it, you'll be bored with it in less time than it took you to read this review.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    In a move that doesn't happen often these days, I'm going to go against the mainstream critics and fans and say The Escapists 2 is a Switch game that doesn't even deserve a first look, let alone a second. If I want to feel the opposite of entertained, and instead an emotion bordering on physical pain, I'd save my money and throw myself down the stairs. My home has two flights, one for each game in this inexplicably popular series. Good news! I never have to play either again, and I can get the same feeling by hurling myself down one of the two carpeted inclines in my own home - for free.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    With all the indies in the Switch eShop, The Deer God is one that fails to impress on the level as others. As great as the premise is, the gameplay is repetitive and boring, with really no incentive to play for more than a few minutes. The art style is as tired as the random encounter or escort mission, and the game just fails to come together in any meaningful way. Other indies far outshine this one, and your money is probably best spent elsewhere.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    The only true horror in Black Mirror are the intrusive load screens and a game-breaking bug.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    With the load times, the cool but only once or twice modifiers and living boards that are all pretty much the same, it is probably a better idea, and a cheaper one, to just buy the physical board game, rather than invest in the electronic Switch version. Every know addition to the Switch's growing library is cool with me, but Monopoly is one you can probably take a pass on.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 35 Critic Score
    Randall is more frustrating than it is anything else, and doesn't offer anything that makes up for subjecting you to that frustration. There are too many better games out there to waste your time and money on Randall.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    By the time I finished Valkyria Revolutions, I was almost comically over it. The most telling moment of the entire experience came as I was nearing the end, and my wife came downstairs and asked me, "Ugh. Are you watching that game again? Play something more interesting!" That's right, "watching that game again." With so many cutscenes, only broken up by uninspired action with ideas that don't work or aren't utilized correctly, Valkyria Revolution is tough to recommend to anyone for any reason. If the alternate history angle of the story excites you, you'd be better off playing any of the Chronicles games. If action RPG combat is your thing, Dynasty Warriors, Hyrule Warriors or the upcoming Fire Emblem Warriors should scratch that itch much better than this game can. And if you are a longtime fan of the series, like I am, I can't do anything but warn you; this is not the game you wish it was, nor expect it to be. Please, Sega, let's go back to the way it was. This Revolution is not a welcome or a successful one.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 32 Critic Score
    Akiba's Beat is, quite simply, the worst kind of disappointing. A great niche title like Akiba's Trip was weird and not for everyone, but what it did right should have been easy to replicate for a proper sequel. Instead, everything that was good about the original game was tossed right out the window. The gameplay, the world, the collection-frenzy and side quests, the bizarre plot and out-there interactions... all of it gone in favor of a dull Persona clone with next to no soul. Akiba's Trip was well worth taking (over and over again) but Akiba's Beat is just that - beat. Save your money on this one.
    • 32 Metascore
    • 10 Critic Score
    Buy some real beer with your money instead, you'll have more fun.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 42 Critic Score
    This is not the Digimon game that you've been waiting for.
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    • 35 Critic Score
    Here's the real spoiler alert: nothing in Spoiler Alert lives up to its novel concept.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    Frighteningly boring.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    Quickly hack and slash your way to boredom.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 35 Critic Score
    Sonic is no longer a good or even passable video game character.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    You're better off resisting the urge to collect more toys.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    Skyward Collapse is a game with simple mechanics, good interface and is visually pleasing, it's just not a lot of fun to play.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 10 Critic Score
    Stay away from this game and go see the movie instead. Even if it is the worst film of the summer, it would still be Citizen Kane compared to its video game counterpart.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 45 Critic Score
    Two bad games do not equal one good game.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    I know there is a contingent of Trekkies out there that will buy anything with Star Trek emblazoned on it, and that's fine; buy it, put it on your display shelf and never, ever play it. That's what I did with DragonBall Z for Kinect!
    • 57 Metascore
    • 35 Critic Score
    About what you'd expect from a budget shooter, maybe less.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    The only thing legendary about this game is the mess it makes of the Bond franchise.
    • 28 Metascore
    • 5 Critic Score
    Thundercats looks bad, it plays bad and it drags a fantastic cartoon reboot's name through the mud.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    Inversion isn't terrible - its main obstacle is how many other games on the market handle this stuff much, much better.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    It's a chipwreck alright...
    • 58 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    The ENTIRE single player experience can be viewed as such: Enter room, clear room of enemies, enter next room, clear enemies, enter... You get the picture. Boss battles do help to break up the monotony, but like I said before, they are crazy easy, oft repeated and often just plain stupid.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 45 Critic Score
    Perhaps 'Boringgirl' would have been a better title.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 35 Critic Score
    Voltron: Defender of the Universe is a downloadable game just about everyone should skip.
    • 31 Metascore
    • 20 Critic Score
    Unfortunately The Asskickers doesn't kick much ass.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 48 Critic Score
    It looks great but that's about it.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    If you want to visit the world of Scarygirl, stick to the book.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 45 Critic Score
    Subpar map design and control issues put the multiplayer game on shaky ground from the start, and these problems coupled with team-based objective play that just wasn't designed well and a completely dysfunctional partner system that forces you to buddy up with a randomly-assigned stranger make the multiplayer game a "one and done" experience for most gamers.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 45 Critic Score
    Anyone who has played this type of game before will be instantly bored, and even newcomers will quickly look elsewhere to fill their gaming guts. I'd tell you to go outside and play, but seriously, it's just too hot.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 20 Critic Score
    Plain and simple, Duke Nukem Forever suffers from being passed around the development table for too long without any updates to its core.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 35 Critic Score
    Lucha Fury could be a decent brawler, but the fun in its gameplay is brought down greatly by its bad controls.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 48 Critic Score
    Sonic Free Riders could have been a great game if the controls worked.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    Probably the biggest joke in Duke Nukem Forever is that the game was released as a top-tier title at a $60 price point. The game that was supposed to reboot the franchise has without a doubt rebooted it to a BSOD, and it will certainly take some time for the Duke legacy to recover from this fiasco.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    An epic fail on the quest for fun.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 48 Critic Score
    Red Faction: Battlegrounds is only recommendable to those who already got it for free as a pre-order bonus, and it's not even that good of a deal for them.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 35 Critic Score
    Whether you're a Bionic Commando fan from Rearmed territory or an old school NES junkie, Rearmed 2 isn't going to be the game you'll end up wishing it was.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 49 Critic Score
    It's online-only, its expensive and single-player enthusiasts won't find anything to enjoy in this title.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    Dead Space Ignition is not worth the purchase unless you want to get the unlockable content for Dead Space 2, but if you want the unlocks then you may as well just pre-order Dead Space 2 and get Ignition for free. Play the game long enough to secure your unlockables and then go play something else.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 20 Critic Score
    There are a ton of other, much better SRPGs on the PSP, stay as far from this one as humanly possible and play Yggdra Union instead.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 45 Critic Score
    Just be patient and wait for Twisted Metal.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 45 Critic Score
    I liked the basic idea behind the game, and I liked the artistic style and the way each planet of levels had its own look and feel. However, there is absolutely nothing fun about this game and I can't imagine anyone wanting to stick with it longer than the time it takes to download it in the first place.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 15 Critic Score
    Brilliant sniping mechanic; too bad you're spending most of your time fending off the poor game design in the sea of nauseating textures.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 25 Critic Score
    Charging unsuspecting people money for this game - now that's naughty.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 35 Critic Score
    There's no reason to recommend this game to anyone. It's short, but feels longer than it is because it's so frustrating and poorly designed. The graphics are poor, the 3D effects rudimentary, and the controls are terrible. Other than that it's fine.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 44 Critic Score
    If you want more Iron Man 2 this summer, you're better off just seeing the movie twice.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 44 Critic Score
    The moral of this fairytale is to avoid playing this game.
    • 33 Metascore
    • 25 Critic Score
    Unless you want your party to be a slumber party, let Vegas Party stay in Vegas.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 32 Critic Score
    For all intents and purposes Bakugan: Battle Brawlers is just battle after battle after battle (is that how it got the title?) with slow mechanics and nearly nothing to offer in the way of story, characters or much else.
    • 26 Metascore
    • 15 Critic Score
    Follow this general rule - if a game appears on a Nintendo system and you've never heard of it, or the company that produced it, steer clear.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 35 Critic Score
    Control issues aside, the gameplay itself is not all that much fun. If perhaps things were faster and more chaotic, as they are in Warlords, it would fare better, but as it is it's more tedious than fun.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 38 Critic Score
    There isn't a whole lot else to say about Nectaris. It's an old school strategy title that I'm sure someone will enjoy based on either nostalgia or just a lack of anything else to play.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 28 Critic Score
    It's a terrible remake of a terrible game, and will probably top my "Worst of 2009" game list come December.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    Chicken Blaster takes a player through eight stages of shooting nothing but chickens and it's about as fun as it sounds.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 44 Critic Score
    Long load times and limited magazines feel more like a cheap way to pad the game's length than to capture an historic feel, especially when these weapons are far more accurate at a far greater range in the game than their real-world counterparts ever were.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    C.O.R.E. is simply not worth your time or money. There are far better shooters out there, even on the DS.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 32 Critic Score
    G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra The Video Game is just plain awful. Whatever you do, though, don't let me stop you from seeing the movie. You'll love it.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 41 Critic Score
    This game is almost as ugly and unpolished as it's console counterparts. It just happens to be the lesser of the five or six evils.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    Use your $10 on a bargain game that you'll want to play after the first day you buy it, or put it in your piggy bank and save up for a real shooter.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    At least if you play Pokemon Trozei, you'll get essentially the same game with a bunch of funny Pokemon faces to laugh at. Here, you might laugh, but it won't be in a good way.
    • 25 Metascore
    • 0 Critic Score
    Everything about this game is poor - control, AI, graphics, missions - just about any game aspect you can think of, Stalin vs. Martians butchers it. This one is best left to fans of Stalin or of the planet Mars ... just kidding.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 10 Critic Score
    Air Conflict isn't worth the money even if you're paid to play it.
    • 28 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    If you are a huge DBZ fan, wait for this one's price to drop before getting it; if you aren't stay far, far away from this one.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 47 Critic Score
    When viewed as a whole package, Godfather II doesn't equal the sum of its parts, or at least the sum of the parts, as they SHOULD have been.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 47 Critic Score
    If you want a nice, normal text adventure on the DS, Hotel Dusk and Phoenix Wright are the way to go. Lux Pain is really only suitable for gamers who are flat-out tired of stuff that makes sense, plots that can be followed and games that can be honest-to-goodness enjoyed.
    • 26 Metascore
    • 20 Critic Score
    The big truck has inspired a rather simple and decidedly small game.
    • 26 Metascore
    • 1 Critic Score
    Buying this game will turn your neck red with anger when you realize that you've just thrown your money away.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 32 Critic Score
    Stay away from Infinite World at all costs.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 20 Critic Score
    It's going to take even more M&Ms candy to keep you awake while playing this title when compared to the Wii version.
    • 34 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    Overall, M&Ms Adventure comes across as another generic platformer that we know all too well.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 45 Critic Score
    In my younger years, a kid who lived up the street, let's call him "Bad Pete," had a bright idea involving some frozen Gobstopper candies and his paintball gun. The giant purple welts that followed were far, FAR more painful than playing this game, but not by much.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 47 Critic Score
    Those two words, wasted opportunity, are Soldiers of Misfortune's M.O. Everything about the game felt like a rush job, a an oversight related to developers who maybe just didn't care enough.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 46 Critic Score
    Civil War Secret Missions is simply not recommendable. It can't be considered educational as it spreads more misinformation than it does factual information.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    Nostalgia aside, Alien Force is really a pretty awful game, and certainly not one worth paying full price for.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 14 Critic Score
    Stay away from this one.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 25 Critic Score
    Overall, most people will skip Popstar Guitar without a second thought, but until junior's hands grow to the size needed for a real guitar controller, this is a somewhat adequate solution.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    Toss this one into the storm cellar and lock the door
    • 53 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    It's about time PC gamers got a good space trading game to play, but it looks like they'll need to keep waiting.
    • 27 Metascore
    • 45 Critic Score
    The Incredible Maze's name is only half right – it's a maze but it's hardly incredible.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 31 Critic Score
    Avoid this game like the plague.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 45 Critic Score
    This is really different, this is kind of strange, this isn't all that much fun - no matter how you spruce it up, connect the dots is still connect the dots.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 45 Critic Score
    The PS2 version is the cheapest of the many versions of Mercenaries 2 but you really get what you pay for in this watered-down title.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    The problem with Outcry isn't that it was cheaply made, it's that the developers took what little they had, and made something unappealing and boring out of an interesting concept.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 45 Critic Score
    The entire game consists of one mode - looking at a bored-looking robot and imitating its moves - and that mode isn't really any fun.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 45 Critic Score
    C'mon Silicon Knights, give us Eternal Darkness 2 instead of this silliness!
    • 55 Metascore
    • 41 Critic Score
    To be honest, I really, REALLY wanted to like Monster Madness. But annoying voice over, lazy cutscenes with static pictures, bad hit detection and worse attacking issues, I just can't recommend this one.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 43 Critic Score
    1942: Joint Strike wasn't only a disappointment because the game just isn't very interesting or fun, it also served to remind me that I've still got another couple of months until Capcom's remake of Bionic Commando hits the PS3 and 360 for download.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 22 Critic Score
    Bob Saget himself is a great guy, but his game is inexcusably awful.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    Journey to the Center of the Earth is long on frustration and short on fun. Not even the film's most diehard fans should torture themselves with this one.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 35 Critic Score
    You're better off saving your money and playing some of the million or so free Flash games that can be found on the internet.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 46 Critic Score
    There's no real reason to recommend Hellboy: Science of Evil. Hellboy fans will be disappointed, action gamers will be frustrated, and no one we'll be happy that they bought this game.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 49 Critic Score
    Here's what we're dealing with: Code Lyoko: Fall of X.A.N.A. is an obtuse, for-fans-only generic RPG with no defining characteristics.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    Been there, done that, and it's been done a lot better.

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