eToychest's Scores

  • Games
For 1,217 reviews, this publication has graded:
  • 68% higher than the average critic
  • 2% same as the average critic
  • 30% lower than the average critic
On average, this publication grades 0.3 points higher than other critics. (0-100 point scale)
Average Game review score: 75
Highest review score: 100 The Legend of Zelda Collector's Edition
Lowest review score: 10 Drake of the 99 Dragons
Score distribution:
1217 game reviews
    • 73 Metascore
    • 90 Critic Score
    A top-notch title and a must buy if you’re a fan of this series. It has everything you love about the series and more, even if it is a bit difficult.
    • 89 Metascore
    • 100 Critic Score
    In the end, Metroid: Zero Mission is not just a new snapshot of where the series began; it is a panorama of where the series has gone over the last two decades. By combining elements from several Metroid installments, Zero Mission unifies the overarching story of Samus Aran and sheds new light on her unusual childhood.
    • 80 Metascore
    • 80 Critic Score
    Save for a superbly annoying final level and boss, Final Fantasy: Crystal Chronicles is a quality game in most every respect...To play this as just a single player title is to do the entire effort an injustice.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 20 Critic Score
    I hate this game. It’s the worst PC game I’ve played in months, which, I can assure you, is saying something. I hate it even more because of how much unrealized potential this series has.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 90 Critic Score
    For a shooter, the visuals in R-Type Final are nothing short of stunning. The environments are crisp, colorful, and many varied.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    It lacks multiplayer, so long-term playability is questionable, but with 60 missions, 130+ planes, and an interesting story to work through, you’ll be spending a good, long, time with this game.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    The ratio of “good” to “bad” games doesn’t justify a purchase to anyone but the hardest of the hardcore. For the casual gamer looking for a fix, this collection has next to nothing to offer.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    While the story is reasonably intriguing throughout the first part of the game, it becomes a jumbled mess in the later stages, and then completely falls apart in the end. It’s also a bit on the short side – the average gamer can expect to play through it in just a few hours, and there’s zero replayability.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 80 Critic Score
    The gameplay is well done and the game offers that certain feeling of accomplishment, as players must build, maintain, and race the car of their making. This feeling alone will keep many players coming back for more.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 80 Critic Score
    A wonderful example of how to craft a fun and exciting game out of a genre that is ageing poorly. This game shows that there is still some life yet in the hack and slash RPG, and for that I am grateful.
    • 83 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    Ultimately, a sizeable portion of the game feels more like a 3D "Double Dragon" or "Final Fight" than it does "Ghosts ‘n’ Goblins." It’s solid gameplay in that vein, but it’s a misstep for this particular franchise.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    This game just sullies the name of Fallout, and cheapens it.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 80 Critic Score
    NFL aficionados can find a lot to love here as well because, while this is definitely an arcade-style game, there’s a bit of strategy involved in picking plays, improving your team and setting players at each position based on their skills.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    There are times when Sonic Heroes borders on unplayable simply on the merits of its own camera.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 90 Critic Score
    I found little not to love about this game. It reminds me of why I got into gaming in the first place. It is short, to the point, and every ounce of it drips fun.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    For those who grew up on dungeon crawls, this is a title that can't miss.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 80 Critic Score
    Jaleco has brought a quality RTS title home, and the world may never look at these games as best suited for PCs again.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 90 Critic Score
    A wonderfully disturbing jaunt into the world of the supernatural. While the time spent with the game is less than perhaps many would have liked, this is an experience that will not soon be forgotten.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    It is complex, deep, challenging, and it is a title that requires a lot of patience. It is not much for presentation, but what it lacks in finesse it more than makes up for in gameplay.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 80 Critic Score
    Touchy controls and a story mode that is over almost before it begins are the most glaring oversights to this game. However, the realistic AI, wonderfully stylish presentation, and overall fun to be had with R: Racing more than make up for any shortcomings.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 80 Critic Score
    This set is reasonably priced, and features two of the most playable fighting games to come along in years.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 80 Critic Score
    Touchy controls and a story mode that is over almost before it begins are the most glaring oversights to this game. However, the realistic AI, wonderfully stylish presentation, and overall fun to be had with R: Racing more than make up for any shortcomings.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 80 Critic Score
    Touchy controls and a story mode that is over almost before it begins are the most glaring oversights to this game. However, the realistic AI, wonderfully stylish presentation, and overall fun to be had with R: Racing more than make up for any shortcomings.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    Not a terrible game. You’ll definitely find better in the survival horror genre if you’re looking for a good scare, and it doesn’t excel at any particular department, but when you consider other budget-priced titles, it’s not a bad buy.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    The game is insanely addictive, but it will only truly appeal to those with a modicum of patience.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    There are some bright points, such as an abundance of moves, and some interesting levels, but this is overshadowed by bland presentation and disjoined gameplay.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    Merely an average action platformer. There are some bright points, such as an abundance of moves, and some interesting levels, but this is overshadowed by bland presentation and disjoined gameplay.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    There are so many details packed into this game that the learning curve is not so much a curve as it is a cliff and more than a little persistence will be required to get anywhere in this game.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 80 Critic Score
    The humor level here is really high, though, and I got more genuine laughs from the cutscenes than from any other game or movie in recent memory. For that reason alone, Armed & Dangerous is absolutely worth playing.
    • 80 Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    It absolutely defines mediocrity.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 80 Critic Score
    If you’ve played "Final Fantasy Adventure" and were looking to have as great of an experience with this game, you might be a little let down. Thankfully, Sword of Mana does not continue the downward slide that the Mana series seems to be suffering from in recent installments.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    A short, but decent title for snowboard racing, and not much else. The LAN option is a nice feature and can increase a player’s game value if they plan to take advantage of it. However, the lack of gameplay variety and light content really hurts the overall value of the game.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    Well, while the majority of games included are great, some – like Toobin’, SPLAT!, and Vindicators – still suck, just like before. Also, each of the games keeps their controls and multiplayer options.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    Boring, repetitive gameplay and bland visuals make up Spawn’s biggest missteps, while a formidable soundtrack keeps the game from being totally without merit.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    Has some potential, but is it dragged down by its own mediocrity. Boring, repetitive gameplay and bland visuals make up Spawn’s biggest missteps, while a formidable soundtrack keeps the game from being totally without merit.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    Boring, repetitive gameplay and bland visuals make up Spawn’s biggest missteps, while a formidable soundtrack keeps the game from being totally without merit.
    • 82 Metascore
    • 90 Critic Score
    The difficulty may be a prohibitive factor for some, but make no mistake, this is the new king of the DDR mountain.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    Everything about Kya: Dark Lineage is pretty standard and expected, and while most of it is executed quite well it still feels a little recycled.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 80 Critic Score
    If you love first person shooters, or stealth, or being able to break chairs over people's heads, and then swing away on a grappling hook, than this is for you.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 80 Critic Score
    It is incredibly easy to screw up and get killed in this game, which sometimes forces you to repeat lengthy and difficult sections of each level. Thankfully, there are mid-stage save points that allow you to restart there instead of at the beginning of the level.
    • 85 Metascore
    • 90 Critic Score
    A refreshing breath of fresh air in a series that had begun to feel very redundant.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    There are some bright points, such as an abundance of moves, and some interesting levels, but this is overshadowed by bland presentation and disjoined gameplay.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    There are reasons why 24 year old guys don't date 67 year old women.
    • 90 Metascore
    • 90 Critic Score
    You know what, man? I really like this game. Maybe it's cause I been drinking, but now that I think about it, this is a damn fine racing game. It might even be the best racing game I ever played.
    • 82 Metascore
    • 100 Critic Score
    Have you ever played a game that's so good that the simple knowledge of its existence is enough to put a smile on your face? This is one of those games. Broken Sword: The Sleeping Dragon is a shining example of what this genre is capable of, and it comes as close to perfection as any recent adventure game has.
    • 95 Metascore
    • 100 Critic Score
    Analog stick feels and moves much better than the N64's, so moving Link is pretty easy. Lastly, the famous "Z targeting" system has been replaced with the L shoulder button taking on the targeting duties. All in all, the control scheme is near flawless.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    If you’re trying to learn the game from the manual, you might be in for a slow time. However, once you get the basics of how the game is played, you’re going to be in for a treat.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    A great game that is held back by a few problems, and a training system that will push your average gamer.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    For every minigame that plays acceptably, there are three or four that have no redeeming value whatsoever. Control is consistently imprecise and occasionally mystifying, and none of the games approach any semblance of complexity.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 80 Critic Score
    For anyone who hears the name Abobo and is instantly harkened back to a simpler, better time, Double Dragon Advance is a must buy.
    • 86 Metascore
    • 80 Critic Score
    Despite long load times and somewhat questionable AI, Rainbow Six: 3 sparkles with the freshness of a newly scrubbed kitchen floor.
    • 86 Metascore
    • 90 Critic Score
    While not quite as epic as something like "The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker," it’s a true charmer. Minor gripes aside (as a recap these are repetitive combat, short length and small scope), this is one of those can’t miss titles that I’m sure most will overlook.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    It may not win a beauty contest, or leave you humming its soundtrack in the shower, but these are faults I can overlook considering the amount of fun it delivers. The lack of any significant multiplayer hurts as well, and may very well be a deal breaker for some.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 80 Critic Score
    The lack of any significant multiplayer hurts as well, and may very well be a deal breaker for some. Still, Jaleco has brought a quality RTS title home, and the world may never look at these games as best suited for PCs again.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 90 Critic Score
    The game plays like a dream, too. Control is spot on, and never presents itself as a problem.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    If I were in EA management, I’d bash some heads to try and get the console branch of this franchise back on track, because frankly, it’s headed the way of the USS Arizona.
    • 92 Metascore
    • 90 Critic Score
    Everything, from the flawless animation and stunning visuals, to the addictive yet intuitive gameplay screams for this game to be labeled an instant classic.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 20 Critic Score
    Completely lackluster, offers no challenge, and is a complete waste of money.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 80 Critic Score
    Anybody looking for a good, mindless, old-school shoot 'em up, is going to be completely satisfied with this game. If you can turn your brain off for a while and just kill some bugs, then BlowOut is the game for you.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 20 Critic Score
    It’s a horrible game, plain and simple. It’s filled with obvious flaws that should have never been included in the initial development, let alone make it into the final product.
    • 85 Metascore
    • 90 Critic Score
    This is without a doubt the best game based on a book/movie that I have EVER played. You can really tell that EA went to great pains to ensure its authenticity, and they truly went beyond the call of duty this time.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    Every thing about this game just feels generic and bland. There's absolutely nothing here that hasn't been done dozens of times before.
    • 96 Metascore
    • 100 Critic Score
    These are by far the best console versions of the games (and are arguably better than the PC version). People who have an XBox and haven't picked these up yet for any other platform are in for a treat.
    • 88 Metascore
    • 90 Critic Score
    Anybody who enjoys turn-based tactical combat games will thoroughly enjoy this, and with its learning curve, anybody who was curious about playing this style of game will not be let down either.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    Despite the unnatural and unexplained control system, some graphical anomalies and downright terrible voice acting, True Crime: Streets of LA does manage to expand upon the open-ended style of Grand Theft Auto and others like it in some considerable ways. It’s a shame that the complex default control setup and strange camera behavior give such a negative first impression.
    • 22 Metascore
    • 10 Critic Score
    The worst game I've ever played. Ever. It's worse than "Aquaman," people. It's so bad, in fact, that I briefly considered driving my car off a cliff on the way home one day, just so I wouldn't have to play it anymore.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    But with all the complaints, the game is a hoot while it lasts, though it’s over before you really have a chance to get into it.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    Decent, but it comes up short of ideal in just about every conceivable area.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 90 Critic Score
    Easily one of the deepest games I’ve played in a long time.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    It features a generic, yet well-delivered plot that is dragged down by average gameplay, a lack of substantial difficulty, and sound that can only be described as sub-par. However, it is quite stunning graphically, and might find a niche in the modding community.
    • 85 Metascore
    • 80 Critic Score
    There is a tremendous community established that is very helpful for the most part, and nothing quite surpasses the feeling of adventuring with friends throughout a world as vast as the one Square-Enix has put together here.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 80 Critic Score
    Namco has taken your typical run and gun action game and stretched it a bit further with a well written story, and innovative mechanics that, while sometime less than perfect at times, still mange to do more than just get the job done.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 90 Critic Score
    It’s easily one of the deepest games I’ve played in a long time.
    • 89 Metascore
    • 80 Critic Score
    It's easily the best tennis game ever produced, but it's marred by lack of long-term playability in single player mode, terrible load times, the lack of mixed matches and the ability to play doubles over XBL without having a second player sitting next to you.
    • 80 Metascore
    • 80 Critic Score
    The focus on realism obviously isn't for everyone, but the lengthy career mode coupled with the satisfying Xbox Live support, make for an overall great experience.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    The limited interaction with the environment gets to be frustrating. Glass windows crack and crumble magnificently, but not always. Bodies fall into walls and disappear. Saving is unreliable.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 80 Critic Score
    Possesses one of most engaging stories to grace an action title since "Metal Gear Solid."
    • 82 Metascore
    • 90 Critic Score
    It’s easily one of the deepest games I’ve played in a long time, and will last you a while too.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    Budokai’s forte is in it’s presentation – it manages to keep practically every bit of flavor that makes the Dragon Ball Z so popular.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    An average adventure game, plagued with some awful bugs.
    • 83 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    Its song selection is immediately accessible to anyone who listens to pop radio, but for those looking for a bit more variety in their musical games are bound to be disappointed, at least until a suitable expansion disc arrives.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 80 Critic Score
    One of the easier Castlevania titles to come along in some time, and its relative short length further magnifies that.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    A solid entry in the RTS market, but it's marred by appalling AI which detracts greatly from the single-player experience. Additionally, it's so similar in gameplay to Empire Earth that I find it hard to believe that it didn't begin its development as an add-on for that title.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    It plays the role of an updated "Final Fight" clone quite well, but the lion’s share of today’s gamers demand a little more depth for their hard earned money.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    A fun, quick, stripped down turn based strategy game. Instead of placing emphasis on hardcore micromanagement, small worries like resource gathering and the like are taken right out of your hands and exchanged for some slight action.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    Curse: The Eye of Isis does do an admiral job of pulling off drama, thanks in part to a very well done camera. Much like the camera systems in "Alone in the Dark" and "Resident Evil," Curse utilizes a fixed placement camera that captures the action from just the right angle in each location.
    • 88 Metascore
    • 80 Critic Score
    It has a decent, well-acted story and interesting characters but fails to leave a lasting impression. The Online Multiplayer is hands down awesome and a must have for any Xbox Live aficionado.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    The 4½ hours I spent on Ghoulies (yes, I played through the entire game), I’m starting to wonder if the Rare I truly loved is gone for good.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    It plays the role of an updated "Final Fight" clone quite well, but the lion’s share of today’s gamers demand a little more depth for their hard earned money.
    • 93 Metascore
    • 100 Critic Score
    It’s the kind of game that can be played indefinitely and a player’s performance will continually improve.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    This game is terribly flawed, but it has really pretty graphics, excellent voice acting, and great sound. I tried to like this game. I really did. I wanted to like it, but I just couldn't. I suffered through the cliched puzzles, game-killing bugs, and constant crashing, because the story is actually fairly interesting.
    • 92 Metascore
    • 100 Critic Score
    It’s the kind of game that can be played indefinitely and a player’s performance will continually improve. The tasks ahead look daunting at first, but the depth of the game quickly becomes a player’s best friend as each new play session introduces new surprises.
    • 92 Metascore
    • 100 Critic Score
    It’s the kind of game that can be played indefinitely and a player’s performance will continually improve. The tasks ahead look daunting at first, but the depth of the game quickly becomes a player’s best friend as each new play session introduces new surprises.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 80 Critic Score
    My only real complaint with this game is the length. It's far too short - taking around three hours to complete, at the most. It can't possibly take more than three hours, in fact, because there's a timer built into the game.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 80 Critic Score
    For the low price of $20, anyone who likes combat flight sims at all should pick this up. It's accommodating to “newbs” and veterans alike, and it's also really really fun.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    It’s dull, repetitive and often annoying. Even the kindergarten target audience will find themselves alienated while older gamers will just be bored.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    Now with Mega Man X7, the first X game to be released on the PS2, the trend continues it terrible decent into crap… and as a Mega Man-Super Fan, this succeeds in making me more depressed.
    • 87 Metascore
    • 100 Critic Score
    This may be the best adventure game you have ever played, or will play in a long while.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    I'm giving this game three stars, because even though it's not perfect, It's better than having a babysitter who touches you.
    • 93 Metascore
    • 100 Critic Score
    There are no clumsy cameras or complex controls to encumber the gameplay here. No, Viewtiful Joe is a video game made manifest into a work of art, and it stands as a shining example of what games should aspire to be.

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