What might be a somewhat amusing game is hampered by slack-jawed level design, ...boring four-dimensional humans and frame rates that a less charitable reviewer might describe as craptastic.

Problematic gameplay and terrible control mar an essentially goofy and slightly fun offering.

Ugly visuals and a much uglier framerate fail to bolster a lackluster stunt system that's neither visceral nor deep.

It's extremely frustrating to blow a lead after coughing up runs because of this dreadful defense, and certainly the most damning part of the whole error-laden farce.

A real waste of the attractive Gabrielle Reece license.

The graphics are just plain ugly, the gameplay is utterly monotonous, and the whole affair has the freshness of sun-dried milk.

If you haven't figured it out by now, we'll spell it out for you: Even at $20, this game is not worth your cash.

In short, this interactive bit of testosterone-laden tomfoolery is just like the movie.

Sadly, the horrid control scheme from the original is left untouched, leaving the player to cry in agony.

With medical miracles and the highest average lifespan known in our short existence on this planet, we have to think that we've evolved beyond hitting each other over the head with frying pans and retractable boxing gloves.

This hastily assembled, disposable piece of plastic tries to surf, as it were, entirely on the cool little surfboard add-on that's used to control the rider, but it wipes out early and often.

Uninspired graphics, technical flaws and a clunky interface leave it floundering in the channel.

As infuriating as getting rapped on the skull rapidly and repeatedly, but otherwise just normal.

Control issues push this title much closer to Sony's clunker than (EA's) NHL 2001.

An improved version of last year's disaster is still not worth the having.

With one part uninspired gameplay, a liberal dash of visuals scraped straight from the bottom of the barrel and a grossly unpolished finish, developer SandBox has crafted a monster of a game, and it's barely got teeth, much less hind legs, to stand on.

A poor excuse for a videogame and an even poorer excuse for pornography.

Consider, if you will, a racing game in which it's not even necessary to touch the control stick while driving in order to finish a race.

With so many motocross games out there, there's just no reason to pay any attention to Jeremy McGrath.

A poor graphics engine with bad animation ruins any realism that might have been conveyed by the motion-capturing of professional riders.

It's fair to say that the interface stands out as one of the best we've seen in years. Shame we can't say the same about the game.

Dull and uninteresting to play.

It loses any notion of fun after 10 minutes.

This level is fairly fun and is one aspect of the game that keeps Andy MacDonald from being a huge, steaming pile of crap, instead making it passable into the realms of midsized steaming pile of crap.

Serious motorcycle enthusiasts might want to give this one a whirl -- to crash really expensive bikes on bland racecourses, if for nothing else -- but the vast majority of Dreamcast owners will want to avoid this game.

We were so afraid that this radioctive unfun would contaminate the other games on our shelf that we threw it away in a lead box.

It's not a terrible game, and if someone were trapped on a long flight with nothing but this game and a PSOne, they could do a lot worse.

Well, it sucks. There's really no getting around it. It has great ideas and some innovative design, but a horrible grappling engine and the worst collision detection ever seen in a wrestling title overshadow all of the good.

When you consider the Army Men franchise's extraordinary commitment to ordinariness, then it shouldn't be a surprise that the game is so utterly banal.

Of little interest to any gamer -- hardcore, half-dead or otherwise.

Rulz is an ass sandwich. We took a bite so you don't have to.

Not good to look at, or to listen to. But more importantly, it's not fun to play. DUD.

Featuring partially-fully-destructible environments, a nifty corral of over-the-top tanks and attitude to spare, Thunder Tanks shoots for the moon, but ultimately lacks the firepower to entice gamers into coming along for the ride.

A vile mess of the highest order, Army Men should be avoided by all but the most hardy of gaming masochists.

Some fun can be extracted from the deep bowels of Blues Brothers 2000, but the lack of innovation, short game length, disgusting camera control and uninspiring license lead to a game not even deserving of a rental.

This game is just terrible. Terrible, terrible crap... Absolutely worthless.

Avoid this one at all costs, and if your child begs for it after seeing it on store shelves, spare them unending agony by only renting it -- and then only as punishment for misbehaving.

This game needs better planning, design and execution. Better luck next time!

The control is so bad that it's impossible to predict how high, how fast or how far the characters are going to jump or if they're actually going to jump at all.

If "Knockout Kings 2001" weren't on the market, this game might earn a severe MISS rating. But compared to that excellent game, HBO Boxing isn't worth the disc it's encoded on.

Don't buy this game for your children at Christmas! Instead, try buying something that is at once more fun and educational than Lightspeed Rescue, like a piece of driftwood or a bucket of small nails.

A lot better than we would have expected, but that's not saying that much.

Spankings are in order for the lamentable pile of dung titled Batman Beyond: The Return of the Joker, and there aren't enough asses or paddles out there to make restitution possible.

Twitchy controls, dull track layouts and boring gameplay guarantee this title a place right at the back of the starting grid.

Although this game does have a couple of decent aspects, such as the eerie music and the story, these two major problems create so much frustration that players will probably quit after only a half-hour of play.

Players scroll through the alphabet using the controller arrows, then hit X to enter each letter. It's excruciatingly slow.