Armchair Empire's Scores

  • Games
For 2,214 reviews, this publication has graded:
  • 64% higher than the average critic
  • 5% same as the average critic
  • 31% lower than the average critic
On average, this publication grades 1.3 points higher than other critics. (0-100 point scale)
Average Game review score: 76
Highest review score: 100 The Legend of Zelda: A Link Between Worlds
Lowest review score: 10 C.O.R.E.
Score distribution:
2214 game reviews
    • 77 Metascore
    • 80 Critic Score
    The motto of the United States Marine Corps is "Semper Fidelis." I can think of no higher compliment for ArmAII than that.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 90 Critic Score
    Following excellent Sam Max, Strongbad and Wallace & Gromit episodic series, Telltale Games has done it once again. Tales of Monkey Island's first episode, Launch of the Screaming Narwhal, is a "yo-ho-ho and a barrel of laughs" P&C adventure game.
    • 80 Metascore
    • 80 Critic Score
    Trine is definitely worth spending some time with. It doesn’t bring anything new to the table, but what it does it does well.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 80 Critic Score
    Call of Juarez: Bound in Blood is one of those games that has “cult hit” written all over it – maybe it won’t hit critical mass with a general audience but those that appreciate a good shooter and a well-told story should be happy.
    • 86 Metascore
    • 90 Critic Score
    All in all, Fight Night Round 4 is an excellent game, that will appeal to the boxing fans amongst us. Not perfect yet, but getting pretty darn close with each version.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 75 Critic Score
    High Voltage hopefully learned some lessons during The Conduit’s development, they obviously learned from the mistakes and strengths of the likes of Medal of Honor: Heroes 2 and Metroid Prime, because the basic groundwork has been laid for an even better sequel.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 80 Critic Score
    As much as Overlord II plays to the fans, I’d still recommend it to anyone that enjoys games or thinks games don’t need to take themselves so damn seriously when it comes to plot or narrative or story and instead has some fun with it.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    It's the game any fan could want, but the obstacles involved can turn even the most faithful fan against it.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 80 Critic Score
    For the more casual player, Smash Hits is a good opportunity to breakout the instruments from On Tour and have some summer fun.
    • 31 Metascore
    • 55 Critic Score
    If you remember the originals (fondly of course), you will definitely want to pick this up. If this is your first time packing a six-shooter in the Wild West, you might want to consider a rental first.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 85 Critic Score
    But with a strong story (a hallmark of all three episodes) a refreshing setting change to the carnival grounds, and a starring role for Gromit, a few stumbles (especially at the end of the game) aren’t enough to trip up Muzzled! as the best of the three episodes yet.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 80 Critic Score
    Prototype is about mucking around in a sandbox filled with viscera and it certainly excels at it.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 85 Critic Score
    The basics are covered early on; there are more than two dozen courses to play on and a continual stream of new challenges to tackle.
    • 85 Metascore
    • 90 Critic Score
    Sandbox destruction at its finest, Red Faction: Guerrilla will surely satisfy action gamers because many of the constrictions we’ve all become used to – that waist-high wall that stops you dead – are blown up.
    • 86 Metascore
    • 95 Critic Score
    The Sims 3 is pure simulation gaming fun, and the ultimate God game today.
    • 85 Metascore
    • 90 Critic Score
    inFamous is a type of game that doesn’t come around often enough and is easily one of this year’s strongest titles.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 75 Critic Score
    While The Munchables may not be the most memorable meal on the block, it’s still a sufficient dish that can be enjoyed by kids as well as older gamers with stricter tastes.
    • 86 Metascore
    • 90 Critic Score
    As much as I was pummelled by the higher echelon of boxers, it was (and continues to be) fun. It’s also open enough to be kid-friendly and punishing enough to offer the kind of experience many of us from the NES era remember so fondly.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 75 Critic Score
    For those of you looking to train hard for the zombie apocalypse long predicted by Max Brooks, and not have to deal with any silly cinematic conventions doing so, Killing Floor might very well be the sort of thing you need to sharpen your training regimen.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    All in all, Sacred 2 had some interesting twists for the Hack-and-slash RPGers amongst us. It was not without its’ flaws, some of which will be harder to overlook for some gamers. If you can get past those weaknesses, the game itself can get quite enjoyable if not entertaining.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 90 Critic Score
    But despite the short length and difficulty, Klonoa’s classic strengths far outweigh its long forgotten weaknesses. Whether you were a fan of the original or a curious newcomer, Door to Phantomile is a wonderful experience that deserves to reach the reception it has long deserved.
    • 87 Metascore
    • 85 Critic Score
    That said, Plants vs. Zombies remains a triumph for PopCap. The game joins their Peggle at the top of the addictive, just-one-more-level-and-I'm-off-to-bed, list.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 85 Critic Score
    Having an almost two-games-in-one element to it, The Last Resort weaves the best of both gaming genres (point & click adventure and mystery) together seamlessly, expanding the Wallace & Gromit world with even more characters involved in the gameplay for yet more fun folly from the wacky wannabe inventor and his devoted doggie.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 75 Critic Score
    All told, X-Men Origins: Wolverine Uncaged Edition is a very playable and satisfying action game.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    In the end, Demigod does a lot of things right.
    • 80 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    For players who missed out on the original Butcher Bay, now is the perfect opportunity to take part in the interstellar jailbreak and the following pirate raid making up its second half.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    In trying to do something new with the Don’s View, it seems like the resources of the development team were stretched too thin, resulting in a completely forgettable experience.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    The target audience for Tales of Valor is the completest, the sort of person who's been jonesing for a fix. The problem is that this particular hit of RTS goodness isn't all that great because there's so very little to it once you get down to the actual gameplay.
    • 84 Metascore
    • 80 Critic Score
    Though I’m sure Activision would never go for it, I propose that Guitar Hero undergo a name change. Rather than “Guitar Hero: Metallica” it should be labelled “Guitar Hero for Metallica Fans!” because that’s a more apt description of what you get with each of these showcase titles.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    There must have been something critical lost in translation when Lux-Pain was brought over from Japan because I was a few hours into the adventure and I still had very little understanding of what the hell was actually going on.

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