Armchair Empire's Scores

  • Games
For 2,214 reviews, this publication has graded:
  • 64% higher than the average critic
  • 5% same as the average critic
  • 31% lower than the average critic
On average, this publication grades 1.3 points higher than other critics. (0-100 point scale)
Average Game review score: 76
Highest review score: 100 The Legend of Zelda: A Link Between Worlds
Lowest review score: 10 C.O.R.E.
Score distribution:
2214 game reviews
    • 75 Metascore
    • 80 Critic Score
    I’m a fan of the Red Alert series, warts and all. It’s just too much fun for me, whether playing with people through the co-op campaign of Red Alert 3 or the single-player aspects of Uprising, it’s all goofy fun. And that’s mainly what I want from my games: fun.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 85 Critic Score
    While the British humor leanings of Fright of the Bumble Bees might not be everybody’s cup of tea (and crumpets), and doesn’t have the same hilarity level of both the Sam & Max and Strong Bad games, it is funny enough and continues the Telltale Games propensity for creating yet another very enjoyable point & click adventure with a smartly written story and tough-enough puzzles.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 80 Critic Score
    The whole package is really put together with an eye on keeping it entirely consistent with its big brother counterparts, right down to the photo interludes between major operations.
    • 83 Metascore
    • 80 Critic Score
    Resident Evil 5 will obviously appeal to long time Resident Evil fans, particularly those that enjoyed Resident Evil 4 because a lot of what the previous game developed for the series has been honed by Resident Evil 5, giant cockroaches, mutant dogs, Las Plagas victims, inventory management, unexpected quicktime events, and bizarre story points included.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 80 Critic Score
    I’m a fan of the Red Alert series, warts and all. It’s just too much fun for me, whether playing with people through the co-op campaign of Red Alert 3 or the single-player aspects of Uprising, it’s all goofy fun. And that’s mainly what I want from my games: fun.
    • 90 Metascore
    • 80 Critic Score
    Empire: Total War is not for the historically faint of heart. It's a sumptuous feast that has a lot of meat to it, though the meat could use a good carving knife to go with it.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    Sonic and the Black Knight is a fun diversion for kids, and a glimmering star of hope for longtime fans, but it’s going to take a lot more experimentation to restore the greatness of the mascot who once stood toe to toe with Mario
    • 91 Metascore
    • 85 Critic Score
    There’s certainly enough in the multiplayer portion of Killzone 2 to extend its shelf life beyond the relatively quick single-player Campaign and makes it worth your time.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 55 Critic Score
    Eat Lead has an excellent premise and a superb voice cast, but the gameplay leaves a bad taste in the mouth.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    If you like the match three concept and RPG’s too, there is no question you are going to love this game. If you’re a bit dicey on both then I’d suggest you try before you buy.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 80 Critic Score
    It’s not quite as strong as what you might find in some of the Final Fantasy versions on the DS, but this is still a strong title for the portable system that could and worthy of your consideration.
    • 90 Metascore
    • 90 Critic Score
    Although the story gets lost on its trip down the highway of quality with plot holes along with a sometimes too-unlikable cast of Harley-loving ruffians, druggies, murderers and criminals, the first DLC content for GTA IV is still a solid game that gives full-price gameplay for a discount price.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 85 Critic Score
    War has never been so compact and accessible.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 85 Critic Score
    It’s goofy fun and for $10, it’s what every arcade sports fan has been waiting for.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 65 Critic Score
    While F.E.A.R. 2 still delivers in its action and grim setting, especially for fans of the original, FPS games have evolved since 2005, and the very innovations that made the first game stand out have now become cliché and drawn out.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    Though there are few features of Onechanbara: Bikini Zombie Slayers that attempt to add some kind of complexity -- levelling-up the characters, power-up items, different meters to monitor -- but there's nothing here more complicated than slashing things.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 95 Critic Score
    Basically the games are just like you remember them – in many cases, just as simple and just as difficult as you remember them – and anyone wanting to round out their video game knowledge and experience with one big package, this one is perfect.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    All the splashy, light-blooming graphics in the world and a “sexy” anime-lite protagonist can’t save X-Blades.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 65 Critic Score
    The action is very good, even if you can almost ignore finesse and button mash through a lot of the game, but there's not enough for me to keep coming back.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 75 Critic Score
    Gamers looking for a transcendent gaming experience most likely are not going to find it here. But for fans of anime, samurai movies, Samuel L. Jackson, and animated samurai movies starring Samuel L. Jackson, Afro Samurai is a literally bloody good game.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 80 Critic Score
    A somewhat eclectic game, Big Bang Mini offers all the spectacle of fireworks with plenty of visual attraction paired with an old-school-tough level of challenge and classic arcade-style gameplay.
    • 84 Metascore
    • 75 Critic Score
    In the end, despite the lengthy learning curve and a few aesthetic hiccups, Skate 2 is just about the finest and most feature-filled skating game you'll find that fans will eagerly eat up, as well as a slew of patient newcomers looking to stick it to the man with their gnarly and righteous skater skills.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 65 Critic Score
    Unlike the memorable Peter Jackson Lord of the Rings film trilogy (which are used to provide Lord of the Rings: Conquest’s cut-scenes), this newest EA Lord of the Rings title is more like the latest summer blockbuster: fun for the short time it lasts, but instantly forgettable once it’s over.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    If you love the movie, you might want to try this out just to see what it’s all about. If you are hankering for a decent adventure game with a book twist, go grab Hotel Dusk: Room 215. It’s a much better “read”.
    • 82 Metascore
    • 90 Critic Score
    With diverse stories and settings, great animations and overall visuals, and strong point & click gameplay along with hilariously smart-ass ribaldry that’s becoming the developer’s trademark, 8-Bit Is Enough is a satisfying series conclusion.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 85 Critic Score
    It’s a short game, clocking in at 14 hours tops for most gamers the first time through, with at least a quarter of that time padded with “light seed” collection tasks that require you to re-explore levels after defeating bosses.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 80 Critic Score
    Whether for first timers or double dippers, Re: Chain of Memories is a worthy addition for fans and newcomers alike.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    In short, the game delivers what I would have expected. It’s an average title at best, appealing to the biggest ABBA fans.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 61 Critic Score
    At its low price, this game should earn some consideration from any gamer looking for a cheap and simple game for a young child. Even so, however, I would highly advise you take a look at Mario Party or WarioWare: Smooth Moves instead.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    Overall, Puzzlegeddon is a competent puzzle game with some innovative twists.

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