Armchair Empire's Scores

  • Games
For 2,214 reviews, this publication has graded:
  • 64% higher than the average critic
  • 5% same as the average critic
  • 31% lower than the average critic
On average, this publication grades 1.2 points higher than other critics. (0-100 point scale)
Average Game review score: 76
Highest review score: 100 The Legend of Zelda: A Link Between Worlds
Lowest review score: 10 C.O.R.E.
Score distribution:
2214 game reviews
    • 50 Metascore
    • 65 Critic Score
    Has lots of appeal and it'll surely become very popular as soon as the press gets to it - but it isn't polished enough to hold long-lasting interest.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 55 Critic Score
    While I’ve never put a whole heap of focus on graphics, KumaWar actually manages to distract with its graphics. They aren’t pretty and appear more than few years old – think about the original Counter-Strike – and at times I mistook building features for enemy snipers.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 47 Critic Score
    Even with its Halloween theme, Spirits and Spells is more of a cruel trick than a tasty treat.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    If there is one place where Stolen has the edge over Splinter Cell it's probably the minor gameplay mechanics like lock picking and computer hacking.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    All the splashy, light-blooming graphics in the world and a “sexy” anime-lite protagonist can’t save X-Blades.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    There is only one word to describe MR’s graphics and the word is ugly! The game looks like an old Nintendo 64 game. The character models are ugly and the cut scenes are horrendous.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    I can understand a game being derivative, but only so long as it adds something good to the mix. Empire Earth III fails to meet up to the standards of the games that came before it. It has failed to learn from its own history.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    Nintendo has given its gamers a game to keep them healthy with Wii Fit. Unintentionally, And Then There Were None has given them the perfect sleep-inducing game to follow a rigorous Wii Fit session.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    I know this is a bargain title, but I can’t come close to recommending Bold Moves to anyone other than the die hard Ford car fan.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    It works in small doses in providing some carnage and distraction from reality.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    Two Worlds is a game that will surely appeal to RPG fans, but even fans of the genre will be irritated by the countless problems with the game.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    Greatest of the game's faults is the failure to capture the personality of such an exciting era of wrestling.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    Like most RPG’s, you’re going to get a lot of hours of gameplay out of this one. You can expect to take your party of six out for forty or fifty hours before you’re done. The problem is there are a lot better options out there and so this one just ends up being average.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 42 Critic Score
    Any way you slice it, Splinter Cell: Chaos Theory is a poor game and you’d have to be Sam Fisher’s number one fan to grab this rendition of the franchise.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 55 Critic Score
    It'd be probably work well for a rental, but much like a Sci-Fi Channel Original, Legendary isn't something you'd want to admit to having played.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 65 Critic Score
    Dragon's Lair HD is purely for old school arcade players that want to relive the glory days, it's a perfect rendering of the action and gameplay of the arcade game, but it could have been so much more.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 35 Critic Score
    The actual gameplay and overall feel of moving your character is somewhat reminiscent of the feel of the Unreal series but nowhere near the same level of fluidity.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    In attempting to capture the essence of Tarantino's first masterwork, the developers mutilate it. By not bringing the rest of the original cast into the game, they leave all the heavy lifting to Michael Madsen, with predictable results.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    It's really hard to encourage people to go out and buy this game, even the for the hardcore X-Men fans. Although some fanboys will just be happy with seeing some of their favourites in the game, I feel most will be disappointed in not being able to play as their favourites and by the very repetitive action.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    Instead of concentrating on a single-player and at least making it competent, the team had to split resources and make a haphazard multiplayer feature as well.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 55 Critic Score
    The physics in the snowboarding event makes me wonder if the designers have even seen a snowboard up close and the Freestyle Skiing is more of a practice in pushing the correct direction and button than actually jumping.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 56 Critic Score
    Texas Hold 'Em Poker is much more sparse with no licensing and very little to distinguish it from a PC shareware title.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    Okay combat, some neat spell effects, okay levels, a protection mechanic that works, upgradeable powers, spells and special items, and protracted cutscenes that revel in being overly dramatic (that's a positive in my book), make Knight's Contract utterly unremarkable.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    For fans of the book and movie, Eragon might be one of those games that you pick up mainly because you've already got the book and have pre-ordered the movie on DVD, but don't expect much from this game once you actually fire it up.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    Granted, at the $40 price tag you'd probably be better off investing more money and grabbing DDR, Rock Band, or Guitar Hero for an experience that is going to last longer, and is ultimately more satisfying.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    The bottom line is that if you are a Dragon Ball Z fan, this is probably going to be a good value for you to play through all the characters, watch the movie, and try to get the additional QR codes for added fun. If you're looking for a good fighting game on Kinect, this one might leaving you feeling a little defeated.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    With well designed levels, and a multi-purpose eye-piece for the game’s main character, there could have been a lot of fun to be had in this game, but unfortunately RTX is riddled with countless tedious fetch quests and a sketchy enemy lock-on system that seriously drags down the enjoyment of the game.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    Suffers from poor controls, insufferable repetition, and a decided lack of fun.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 45 Critic Score
    Fuzion Frenzy 2 was never asked for and if there’s ever plans for a third edition the game will need a complete gutting before it can be stitched into something that people will want to play.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    In resurrecting Duke in this way, dropping him from 1996 into 2011, with uninteresting levels tethered together in a loose way, middling gunplay, and offensiveness trying to hide behind parody and satire, even the thickest rose-colored glasses of nostalgia won't hide the fact the game's not good or even fun to play.

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