Absolute Games' Scores
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For 694 reviews, this publication has graded:
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23% higher than the average critic
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5% same as the average critic
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72% lower than the average critic
On average, this publication grades 11.4 points lower than other critics.
(0-100 point scale)
Average Game review score: 63
| Highest review score: | Crusader Kings II: Sword of Islam | |
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| Lowest review score: | FlatOut 3: Chaos & Destruction |
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Positive: 212 out of 694
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Mixed: 358 out of 694
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Negative: 124 out of 694
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If you are really, really longing for a 2D adventure with lovely hand-drawn graphics, then you'll enjoy The Whispered World for a couple of days. But chances are you'll quickly stop playing and immerse in a much more exciting activity – rummaging through the game's data folder in search of beautiful backgrounds for your desktop.- Absolute Games
- Posted Jan 3, 2011
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THQ should have made a deal with MGM to turn Homefront into a tie-in for the upcoming Red Dawn remake. That game would have been way better than what we have now.- Absolute Games
- Posted Mar 29, 2011
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The worst thing about Pride of Nations is that it has a much steeper learning curve than Victoria 2.- Absolute Games
- Posted Aug 14, 2011
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Fate of the World offers not only good entertainment but also food for thought about our way of life.- Absolute Games
- Posted Mar 29, 2011
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THQ should have made a deal with MGM to turn Homefront into a tie-in for the upcoming Red Dawn remake. That game would have been way better than what we have now.- Absolute Games
- Posted Mar 29, 2011
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Sengoku offers only political intrigue. You set up a trap, fast-forward time until it springs, reap the fruits of our trickery, then rinse and repeat until you win. And if you're not well-versed in the history of Medieval Japan… well, good luck.- Absolute Games
- Posted Oct 17, 2011
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On paper, Lockdown was full of promise: excellent source material, a couple of original gameplay ideas, creators of the recent hit Mortal Kombat as developers. In other words, a ready-made kit for an "iOS killer app". But what did we get in the end? A weak quasi-prequel with two lines of a story that tries to rip off Infinity Blade left and right. And it fails even at that.- Absolute Games
- Posted Jan 10, 2012
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The best way to describe Kaptain Brawe would have been "Monkey Island in space" if only these two games weren't hundred light years apart quality-wise.- Absolute Games
- Posted Jan 3, 2011
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- Posted Jun 28, 2012
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So EA, what's next on your mind? Need for Speed Drag Racing with only one button – "Continue"?- Absolute Games
- Posted Dec 16, 2011
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Design flaws and the game's tendency to wax philosophical do not distract from the core idea and its stylish execution. This is what Vivisector, Action Forms' previous project, should have been like.- Absolute Games
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You will not remember Risen 2 when you're done with it. No exciting moments, no pleasant surprises, no great one-liners, not even hilarious bugs… Twenty hours of your life will drown in dark waters.- Absolute Games
- Posted May 24, 2012
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Of Orcs and Men is based on a great concept that should have been tackled by a bolder, more talented team.- Absolute Games
- Posted Nov 9, 2012
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If you can forgive plot holes, awkward save system and unstable multiplayer, you will enjoy Bionic Commando.- Absolute Games
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Order of War doesn’t require superhuman reflexes, leaving you enough time to plan your strategy, type a message in the text chat window, play about with the “cinematic camera” and so on. It looks like nobody at Wargaming believed in the multiplayer mode, but in the end it is more compelling than the single-player campaigns. All in all, Order of War is an outlet for experienced players and an object of derision for juvenile “hardcore gamers”.- Absolute Games
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Great artwork and inspired writing are not enough to outbalance repetitive battles which really lack in the tactics department.- Absolute Games
- Posted Aug 14, 2011
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FIFA Manager 13 is worth buying only if you suddenly feel the urge to throw away some money. You'll get a slightly retouched FM 12 with one interesting, but non-working idea and Lucien Favre on the box cover.- Absolute Games
- Posted Nov 23, 2012
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Syndicate is amazingly dull and thoughtless for a game where you can kill people with your brain.- Absolute Games
- Posted Mar 13, 2012
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It’s hard to expect a breakthrough game from a studio that botched half of the Tom Clancy’s Splinter Cell series.- Absolute Games
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Shad'O is a beautiful story of overcoming one's fears wrapped in a TD-style gameplay.- Absolute Games
- Posted Oct 11, 2012
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Short development cycle or utter lack of talent? The abrupt ending supports the first of these theories. But, no matter the case, $6.99 is way too much for this piece of "entertainment".- Absolute Games
- Posted Mar 31, 2012
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A surprisingly well-made platformer, albeit simple and extremely short.- Absolute Games
- Posted Mar 29, 2011
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Teotl Studios had the concept and the tools they needed to make The Ball a great game; they only lacked patience and experience.- Absolute Games
- Posted Mar 14, 2011
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Mothership Zeta is not as shabby as Operation: Anchorage, but it still not worth neither money, nor time.- Absolute Games
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Binary Domain has its share of weird concepts and one-dimensional characters, but they're better than "let's kill some terrorists who stole nuclear warheads".- Absolute Games
- Posted May 24, 2012
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This incarnation of AvP is a second-rate shooter in the most typical form, with overly repetitious game design, coding mistakes, threepenny visuals and dialogues scribbled on a rumpled napkin.- Absolute Games
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With Fire and Sword is a definite purchase if you want to play Warband's multiplayer with a Ukrainian flavor.- Absolute Games
- Posted May 31, 2011
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At first, Serious Sam HD is a nostalgic experience, complete with familiar locations, low-poly monsters and terrible cinematics. The illusion is short-lived, though, because this 3rd generation Serious Engine remake lost all its original charm – as if it’s not a remake at all, but a poor clone.- Absolute Games
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Enjoyable single-player campaign, fast and fun multiplayer skirmishes, great eye-candy… It's a pity that the game is so skimpy on the content. It'll take you just a couple of days to thoroughly explore Oil Rush.- Absolute Games
- Posted Feb 14, 2012
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The second installment of Still Life turned this stylish, inventive thriller into an affected teen horror movie.- Absolute Games
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A mute genderless creature named Chris stands before a huge mansion; he is lonely, stiff with cold and has no clue what to do. A note telling him to "feed the cat" does not count. The mansion is completely open to exploration. Walk around, look around. Be bored to death.- Absolute Games
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Tried-and-true gameplay formula, adherent to genre traditions, unchallengeable classic – it’s easy to come up with compliments. But there is a better word - stagnation. Even colourful visuals won't mask an old-fashioned, painfully boring game.- Absolute Games
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The best word describing Gangstar Rio is used in the game as a fictional car brand – "Crapo". Stay away from it, chicos!- Absolute Games
- Posted Dec 16, 2011
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Ten thousand square kilometers of crushing solitude. You drive on a track poorly lit by a full moon, and you desperately long for something interesting to happen. But no, there are no surprises at all.- Absolute Games
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Secret Files 3 looks and plays as if even its creators did not give a damn about the final product.- Absolute Games
- Posted Nov 9, 2012
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Here is hoping that modifications and patches will turn East India Company into a good, captivating game, because right now it is shallow, vapid and monotonous if you’re not a venturesome sailor.- Absolute Games
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Establishing a new Family is a hard undertaking… and a tedious chore. Imagine spending 10+ hours on taking over one building after another! In GTA: San Andreas and The Godfather, this occupation was but a side attraction; here, it is everything.- Absolute Games
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Shank may sound like the best game in the world, but in reality all its virtues are undermined by a fatal flaw – it's way too simple.- Absolute Games
- Posted Jan 31, 2011
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If all you have ever wanted is to create a superstar of your own and to socialize with your friends without leaving the Sims universe, then, by all means, have at it. But there is nothing else.- Absolute Games
- Posted Apr 23, 2012
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Red River is not a rival to modern high-budget, high-tech blockbusters. It looks worse than Modern Warfare 2 or Black Ops, and you can't destroy the environment like in Battlefield: Bad Company. But, compared to its overly serious predecessor, this game is a real gift.- Absolute Games
- Posted May 31, 2011
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Despite its shortcomings, the game is enthralling. The excitement of progress – you want to be faster and more powerful than the rest. Colony expansion brings money, new expenses and a truckload of problems. The interface is not easy to get used to, but still, all information is neatly organized, and key tools are always at hand. Light of Altair is a spiritual younger sister of more popular 4X strategy games, it just has less “X”s.- Absolute Games
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It's pretty obvious that a lot of effort went into making of this game, but hold off going to the war in the North until you run out of other, more interesting RPGs and coop-oriented action games.- Absolute Games
- Posted Dec 16, 2011
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SEGA could have used its money and influence to elevate Virtua Tennis to the level of EA's FIFA franchise, but, judging by the lack of tangible progress in this installment, I guess SEGA just doesn't care.- Absolute Games
- Posted Aug 14, 2011
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The final cinematic of the game ends with a character crying. There is a good reason for that – I Am Alive is such a waste of a great concept.- Absolute Games
- Posted Sep 25, 2012
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Crow is just like its titular character – dark, gothic, and unfriendly. It's an uninvited guest that you can't stand in your house, but something compels you to get to know this person better.- Absolute Games
- Posted May 24, 2012
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This DLC is good enough to warrant its $10 price tag and two hours of your time. But it could have been better.- Absolute Games
- Posted Aug 14, 2011
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It’s easy to understand the initial excitement of PC users about this game – after all, Japanese RPGs visit the Windows kingdom once in a blue moon. Alas, dullness, even when properly ported, won’t become more beautiful or clever because of it, especially if it is produced by Square Enix who always has some kind of The Last Remnant per every masterpiece like The World Ends with You.- Absolute Games
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It’s a well-done sequel – an evolution without revolutions.- Absolute Games
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No vampire abilities, new dragon shouts or, let alone, crossbows will ever substitute for a well-told story. Unfortunately, Bethesda Softworks sucks at storytelling.- Absolute Games
- Posted Aug 30, 2012
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"Unpolished" – this word describes every facet of Armada 2526. Why bother playing this game when we already have the brilliant Galactic Civilizations 2?- Absolute Games
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Honest Hearts proves once again that Obsidian is more experienced than Bethesda when it comes to DLCs.- Absolute Games
- Posted May 31, 2011
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Annoying bugs, shoddy graphics and horrible code optimization are not the worst crimes of this game. Instead of building upon its predecessor, Patrician 4 squandered all the hallmarks of the series and devolved into a Tortuga-style drab.- Absolute Games
- Posted Jan 15, 2011
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Predictable from the get-go, wrapped in a blanket of tired clichés, without an ounce of adrenaline in its blood, Dark Sector has finally surfaced after eight years of oblivion, yet nobody seems to care.- Absolute Games
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Get ready to fly on brooms, mix reagents in a pot and swing the magic wand… Until you yawn.- Absolute Games
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By switching their attention to the story and the overall atmosphere, the developers lost sight of what had made the first King Arthur so fun. Technically, the sequel has everything a good strategy "sandbox" should have: dozens of units, a huge map, and the diplomacy system. The only thing missing is the sandbox itself.- Absolute Games
- Posted Mar 13, 2012
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Gloomy cinematics promise trying ordeals, preparing us for something big and shocking. But then the end titles suddenly roll, and we are left with nothing. Oh yes, there are sacrifices, machinations, and mysteries, but they are so predictable that you can't help but sigh in disappointment.- Absolute Games
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Outdated visuals and a few necessary simplifications can't take away the joy of playing this original, amazingly solid game.- Absolute Games
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Advanced ballistics system, Sniper Elite's saving grace, does not hide the game's flaws, but rather puts them out for all to see.- Absolute Games
- Posted Jun 28, 2012
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The makers of Kane & Lynch 2 cite homemade videos as their main source of inspiration for the game. Well, their mimicry of YouTube is really perfect. This game is just as empty and pointless as pimple-faced teenagers droning on camera about the meaning of life, as millions of touchy-feely videos starring kittens and puppies, and endless fan-made clips sliced from popular movies. It is, indeed, the white noise of the Internet.- Absolute Games
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If you love Monopoly, but couldn't care less about online play, get a 2008 version. It makes no sense to pay extra for pretty much the only new feature.- Absolute Games
- Posted Mar 29, 2011
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Truth be told, Semper Fi is just a ginormous patch that should have been given out for free to all Hearts of Iron 3 owners. Its improvements and new features are unarguably great, but it is not a good sign when you have to shell out $20 more in order to enjoy the game.- Absolute Games
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Yesterday is an underripe, silly, laughably short adventure. It's as if you're watching a cheap thriller on fast forward.- Absolute Games
- Posted Apr 23, 2012
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Despite a lucratively low price, Blacklight has no future. Modern Warfare 2 and Bad Company 2 are much better replacements if you want to just shoot at somebody, and if you're itching for some classic multiplayer gameplay, Counter-Strike Source is an excellent remedy for nostalgia.- Absolute Games
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As a racing game, Undercover is just mediocre. As a Need for Speed title, it's a failure of the century.- Absolute Games
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The Ultimate Sith Edition additions are nice, but nothing special. In fact, the same can be said about Star Wars: The Force Unleashed as a whole.- Absolute Games
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Establishing a new Family is a hard undertaking… and a tedious chore. Imagine spending 10+ hours on taking over one building after another! In GTA: San Andreas and The Godfather, this occupation was but a side attraction; here, it is everything.- Absolute Games
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A fun racing game if you have family or friends to play it with.- Absolute Games
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All in all, Grotesque Tactics is a shoddy low-budget game.- Absolute Games
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Poor selection of gameplay modes is not the worst offense of Gotham City Impostors; its numerous technical flaws are the real culprit.- Absolute Games
- Posted Mar 31, 2012
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London 2012 is almost an exemplary sports compilation – nice-looking, somewhat challenging, with a good selection of disciplines.- Absolute Games
- Posted Jul 28, 2012
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Operation Anchorage offers three hours of uninspired action, turning Fallout 3 into a mediocre low-budget shooter without a trace of role-playing.- Absolute Games
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Don’t look for great accomplishments and fresh ideas in Flock!. It’s foolish to expect something revolutionary from critters that gave rise to the word “mutton-head”.- Absolute Games
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Even with all its collection of flaws, Darkspore is not a bad game. The only real mistake that EA made was releasing it on PC with a $50 price tag. This game belongs on XBLA or PSN. But if you're into some mindless time-killing before going to bed, by all means, pick it up.- Absolute Games
- Posted May 31, 2011
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The Act is a cute, but very short animated cartoon disguised as an experimental "game".- Absolute Games
- Posted Jul 28, 2012
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WRC feels like an unfinished game, and many of its ideas, whether they're good or bad, are poorly fleshed out.- Absolute Games
- Posted Dec 23, 2010
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Severed is not bad for a $6 DLC, but I can't shake the feeling that this (severed) piece is just to whet our appetite for bigger things to come.- Absolute Games
- Posted Mar 29, 2011
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- Posted Jun 23, 2011
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Four years is a long time. The once humdrum, but spectacular console slasher is now a humdrum, plain-looking PC game.- Absolute Games
- Posted Nov 23, 2012
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If you love Monopoly, but couldn't care less about online play, get a 2008 version. It makes no sense to pay extra for pretty much the only new feature.- Absolute Games
- Posted Mar 29, 2011
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Puritas Cordas is a big fat zero that some people will, unfortunately, use an example for imitation.- Absolute Games
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Get ready to fly on brooms, mix reagents in a pot and swing the magic wand… Until you yawn.- Absolute Games
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Judging by the empty servers, no one wants to play a Battlefield 2 clone with very few gameplay features and outdated graphics.- Absolute Games
- Posted Nov 9, 2012
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Lacking innovations and overly simplistic, Hell & Damnation is still much better than other Painkiller games – the abominable Redemption, Resurrection, and Recurring Evil.- Absolute Games
- Posted Nov 23, 2012
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Instead of breathing new life into the dying series, Double Helix created a piece of fan fiction. This Silent Hill is as authentic as chicory coffee or synthetic rubies.- Absolute Games
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The brisk single-player campaign is reason enough to overlook the boring cooperative multiplayer. Unfortunately, the lack of blood, same-looking environments, and cheap-looking comic strips let it down.- Absolute Games
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Uprising is Red Alert 3 sans its already weak merits. Cinematics with nice-looking aides and a few great tunes by Frank Klepacki and James Hannigan are not worth $20. It’s silly to expect much from a cheap DLC, but Uprising makes Kane’s Wrath look like a fine expansion, while Firestorm and Yuri’s Revenge are blockbusters compared to it.- Absolute Games
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Alcachofa Soft managed to produce only a half of a potentially great adventure. And I mean it literally - the two opening chapters are so different than the last two that you won’t believe your eyes.- Absolute Games
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For an official game, UEFA Euro 2012 is chock-full of unlicensed teams. It's easy to swallow false strips and fake player names in a team from, let's say, Lichtenstein, but when the tournament's host nations, Poland and Ukraine, get the same treatment, it's just bad.- Absolute Games
- Posted Jun 28, 2012
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Somehow or other Enlight managed to gather enough fresh ideas for an expansion pack, but they believe that they made a breakthrough. Dreamers!- Absolute Games
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Get ready to fly on brooms, mix reagents in a pot and swing the magic wand… Until you yawn.- Absolute Games
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Command & Conquer 4 developers tried to make a fast-paced game for a wide audience, but they failed miserably. For the fans of the “classic” C&C, this is an abomination. For the rest, it’s a worthless mediocrity with boring gameplay, lousy graphics, and an overly paranoid online DRM scheme.- Absolute Games
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The main character of Inquisitor is quite creative when it comes to torturing heretics. You can rack people, make them drink boiling water, or put them into the iron maiden… But the game itself is an even worse torture – not everyone can suffer through 100 hours being bored and annoyed at the same time. Inquisitor is not a hardcore RPG; it just hates the player.- Absolute Games
- Posted Oct 11, 2012
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Despite the amazing scope and intensity of the battles (during the Omaha Beach offensive I’ve burnt 750 German tanks and killed 17500 soldiers), there will come an inevitable moment when Officers becomes boring and turns into Blitzkrieg 2 on steroids.- Absolute Games
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Supreme Ruler: Cold War can quickly become a chore, despite the amount of detail that went into this game.- Absolute Games
- Posted Sep 18, 2011
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At first, NecroVisioN seems like a fun game. But when you realize that the 1237th encounter with monsters is the same as the 561st, and that melee is just a polygon mess, all the fun goes away.- Absolute Games
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This game is worth your while only if you take it as an interactive movie of sorts – somewhat shallow and anachronistic, but with adventures and a couple of silly puzzles to boot.- Absolute Games
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The game keeps with the spirit of the original Assassin’s Creed, but fails to comply with the letter. Its technical flaws outweigh the artistic merits.- Absolute Games
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Establishing a new Family is a hard undertaking… and a tedious chore. Imagine spending 10+ hours on taking over one building after another! In GTA: San Andreas and The Godfather, this occupation was but a side attraction; here, it is everything.- Absolute Games
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Despite horrendous optimization, Africa 1943 is still a cut above the others in its genre.- Absolute Games
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Alternativa is devoid of soul, emotions and, let's be honest, meaning. It doesn't take much time to beat this game, but why bother?- Absolute Games
- Posted Feb 25, 2011
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