Vampires Suck

Twentieth Century Fox Film Corporation | Release Date: August 18, 2010

2.9	USER SCORE Generally unfavorable reviews based on 178 Ratings

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TylerRollOct 11, 2010

It is of my opinion that this film has been gravely misunderstood by the majority of critics and the general public.

They didn't understand the hidden sardonic wit that satirized the very heart of the corrupt film industry, under the veneerIt is of my opinion that this film has been gravely misunderstood by the majority of critics and the general public.

They didn't understand the hidden sardonic wit that satirized the very heart of the corrupt film industry, under the veneer of **** fart jokes.

They couldn't accept a film that was so daring as to parody the critics themselves, and as we all know too well the critics hold the power in the film industry.

So the critics responded to it in the way we have come to expect of such dogmatic fools. They simply exercised their sheer brutality, and thoughtlessness by rating it so badly.

Like so many others before it, this film will be shunned by the general public. Delegated to dying video rental stores and late-night re-runs, it will be known for it's true genius by only a select few.

It is an unfortunate scenario, but not one we are unfamiliar with. So please, if you see this movie give it the respect, consideration and thought that it deserves.… Expand

5 of 6 users found this helpful51

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LondonStattoSep 7, 2010

Do you have your brain turned off for the duration? Do you expect brainless humour not high-clkass cinema?

No? Then why are you watching this film? Does exactly what you expect, and the crowd in the screen I saw it in laughed in threeDo you have your brain turned off for the duration? Do you expect brainless humour not high-clkass cinema?

No? Then why are you watching this film?

Does exactly what you expect, and the crowd in the screen I saw it in laughed in three languages (in Tallinn, Estonia, it was shown in English with Estonian and Russian subtitles).

Of course pro critics will hate it. It's not aimed at them.… Expand

3 of 4 users found this helpful31

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Bullet97Aug 28, 2010

Yes, it's a stupid movie. Yes, it's a bad movie. But's its still so funny!! What're you people expecting? It's a spoof movie!! It's supossed to be stupid!! Plus, it makes fun of Twilight, which for me is an automatic 7. Overall, it's dumb,Yes, it's a stupid movie. Yes, it's a bad movie. But's its still so funny!! What're you people expecting? It's a spoof movie!! It's supossed to be stupid!! Plus, it makes fun of Twilight, which for me is an automatic 7. Overall, it's dumb, stupid, and retarded. But it's also hilarious!!… Expand

9 of 18 users found this helpful99

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rogtsoSep 1, 2010

Best spoof the boys have done so far. Great production value and they followed The Twilight movies.
These movies are not for everyone. Can't wait for the next one. What will they spoof next? Avatar?

1 of 2 users found this helpful11

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SaenoboDec 31, 2010

This was the Best Movie Ever! it was hilarious! all of you who says the movie sucks, you suck! you all love Robert Patterson! I mean, i don't get it. i heard almost all of the people laughing like hell in the movie theatre. my friend and herThis was the Best Movie Ever! it was hilarious! all of you who says the movie sucks, you suck! you all love Robert Patterson! I mean, i don't get it. i heard almost all of the people laughing like hell in the movie theatre. my friend and her sister was one of them. I was one of them! and we both admitted it was totally awesome.… Expand

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iamkhenzpolenioAug 20, 2010

Somehow, maybe it's a stupid movie!!! But I laughed you really don't have to care if it is stupid... At least you laugh HaHaHa! Especially, Bella and Edward with Jaacob made a perfect parody

4 of 9 users found this helpful45

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xXAnthonyXxJan 15, 2011

The movie is supposed to be stupid. It's a "SPOOF" movie of Twilight. Not a bad movie like the score says. It's a funny movie however some parts are boring and tasteless.

1 of 4 users found this helpful13

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beaRaipMay 4, 2011

I was hoping for something along the lines of scary movie, but i was sorely disappointed. The essential elements of a great comedy is missing, and the performances are dull and extremely repetitive. Indeed this flick sucks nothing but a**...

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JamesNWAOct 16, 2010

It may be a spoof of one of the most popular teen franchises of the current decade, but they do say something's got to be fantastic for it to be spoofed and this is no exception. Vampires Suck succeeds in mocking even the smallest details ofIt may be a spoof of one of the most popular teen franchises of the current decade, but they do say something's got to be fantastic for it to be spoofed and this is no exception. Vampires Suck succeeds in mocking even the smallest details of the Twilight saga and is a great film whether you love Twilight or not. By itself, it would suck as a movie, but as it is a spoof, it's fantastic and I loved it.… Expand

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vahnAug 28, 2013

Twilight movies, who are the worst movies in existence and the first example of what a movie and a story should not be made, have an average vote of 50 onward.
This movie, who tries to make fun of the twilight movies and, even though manyTwilight movies, who are the worst movies in existence and the first example of what a movie and a story should not be made, have an average vote of 50 onward.
This movie, who tries to make fun of the twilight movies and, even though many jokes fail flat and aren't funny, strangely makes more sense than the real movies, has a 18.
In short, this movie is supposed to be worse than a twilight movie itself.

I lost faith in humanity....… Expand

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TheGamer31Sep 13, 2013

This movie is absolutely HORRIBLE. But it's one of those movies that is so horrendously bad in every way that it's good. While I can't recommend this movie to everyone, it is worth watching for it's horrible quality

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sil3nt_nickMar 24, 2013

I could not stop laughing after seeing this movie. It was absolutely PERFECT for people like me who couldn't stand the Twilight franchise and it was a movie that needed to be made. After all, it's a spoof film, so it's supposed to be terrible.

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