Vampires Suck

Twentieth Century Fox Film Corporation | Release Date: August 18, 2010

2.9	USER SCORE Generally unfavorable reviews based on 178 Ratings

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AcropolisSep 19, 2010

It's so difficult to review such a movie. It's terribly made. It gets pretty gross. Some parts are casted well and some aren't. According to my movie-watching partner, it covers many Twilight events, but doesn't put them in the right orderIt's so difficult to review such a movie. It's terribly made. It gets pretty gross. Some parts are casted well and some aren't. According to my movie-watching partner, it covers many Twilight events, but doesn't put them in the right order and makes some stuff up. Now for the comedy:
Some parts were genuinely pretty funny, to be honest. A few things made me laugh and would've been funny in any context (that is to say, some jokes didn't even really need Twilight spoofing as a vehicle). I chuckled sometimes and my companion found it hilarious. But when some jokes rely on changing a couple letters in a name, you start to wonder how clever it really is. I'd honestly have to give this movie a 6, since it was sometimes funny, but was badly made and disgusting sometimes.… Expand

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The3AcademySinsOct 31, 2018

You know, I honestly don't mind Vampires Suck! As far as the 2000-2010 parody movies go, this one isn't half bad. It's especially funny if you have seen the Twilight trilogy. In some aspects, it may be better than those movies! It's notYou know, I honestly don't mind Vampires Suck! As far as the 2000-2010 parody movies go, this one isn't half bad. It's especially funny if you have seen the Twilight trilogy. In some aspects, it may be better than those movies! It's not outstanding, but definitely slightly above average.… Expand

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mrcriticSep 24, 2010

I don't get it. Spoofs are supposed to be stupid. The movie was really funny, but the movie was bad. However, the acting is funny, and is eerily similar to the Twilight Saga. However, it's not one of the best spoofs I've seen. I recommend itI don't get it. Spoofs are supposed to be stupid. The movie was really funny, but the movie was bad. However, the acting is funny, and is eerily similar to the Twilight Saga. However, it's not one of the best spoofs I've seen. I recommend it for anyone who's ready to laugh, but only go if you know some or most things about the Twilight Saga.… Expand

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billrullerJan 29, 2013

Are people literally taking this movie so seriously? Have they ever heard of a parody or a spoof? Infact, have they ever seen one, like "Scary Movie"? This movie is supposed to be stupid, you just have to turn off your brains to watch this. IAre people literally taking this movie so seriously? Have they ever heard of a parody or a spoof? Infact, have they ever seen one, like "Scary Movie"? This movie is supposed to be stupid, you just have to turn off your brains to watch this. I think this movie was pretty funny and parts of the jokes are true like this 'Team Edward vs Team Jacob' civil war, Tiger Woods multiple affair, Chris Brown's relationship abuse, and pretty much a lot of true stories. Especially making fun of a franchise that I hate with a passion. Whoever was the actress who played a spoof of Bella deserves an Oscar. She did a great impersonation of Kristen Stewart's acting in the movies, also...she pretty cute. The people who are taking it seriously need to look up a spoof.… Expand

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Forrestgump1Oct 9, 2010

"Vampires Suck is one of the better editions to the spoof franchise , that is hanging by a thread , and they need to stop making these films , but Vampires Suck was remotely funny , it should be everything you'd expect Dumb , Stupid and"Vampires Suck is one of the better editions to the spoof franchise , that is hanging by a thread , and they need to stop making these films , but Vampires Suck was remotely funny , it should be everything you'd expect Dumb , Stupid and Widley Medoicre" .. C+… Expand

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survivorfan989Apr 29, 2013

While this certainly isn't a good film I was entertained and thats the power that these spoof films have. It's up there as one of the worst spoof films but now that I've seen it twice it wasn't as bad as I first remembered. There are so manyWhile this certainly isn't a good film I was entertained and thats the power that these spoof films have. It's up there as one of the worst spoof films but now that I've seen it twice it wasn't as bad as I first remembered. There are so many obvious jokes to make about Twilight so they had a good pool of gags to do and I think they did a respectable job. It won't be winning any awards anytime soon nor will the actors, but it will entertain those in need of a good chuckle.… Expand

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lukechristianscDec 24, 2015

Spoof serial killers Friedberg and Seltzer tackle a stupid mediocre teenage girl-loving vampire franchise, yeah it's stupid and of the dumbest films ever made, but the Twilight saga is stupid and writer/directors Friedberg and Seltzer areSpoof serial killers Friedberg and Seltzer tackle a stupid mediocre teenage girl-loving vampire franchise, yeah it's stupid and of the dumbest films ever made, but the Twilight saga is stupid and writer/directors Friedberg and Seltzer are roasting Twilght's melodrama also roasting the whole glittery sexy vampire werewolf image. Newcomer Jenna Proske does a great impression of Kristen Stewart spoofs Kristen Stewart's stubbornness over dramatics with comedy. Matt Lanter (Disaster Movie) does a terribly good job as Edward and spoofing on Robert Pattinson's too serious performance. The great comedian Ken Jeong makes the worst performance in his career. Jenna Proske plays Becca (a replacement name for Bella) an anger-ridden teen who is torn between the vampire Edward (Matt Lanter) and a werewolf (Chris Riggi). Even Twilight is better than this comedic mess, but we needed a film to make fun of Twilight so we got one. This film SUCKS just like the title. I feel terrible for saying this but this the only Friedberg Seltzer movie that made me chuckle thats saying something. 2/5 stars… Expand

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AlexSantossJan 31, 2022

Whoever is saying this movie isn’t funny… you’re just boring. This was actually quite funny, not the best comedy out there, nor even near, but it’s good fun!

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