Vampires Suck
Twentieth Century Fox Film Corporation | Release Date: August 18, 2010 CRITIC SCORE DISTRIBUTION
18
METASCORE
Overwhelming dislike based on 17 Critic Reviews
Positive:
0
Mixed:
4
Negative:
13
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Critic Reviews

Critic scorePublicationBy date
42
Entertainment WeeklyAdam Markovitz
The exception is newcomer Jenn Proske, who spoofs Twilight star Kristen Stewart's flustered, hair-tugging angst with hilarious precision. Read full review
42
Tampa Bay TimesSteve Persall
After a lucrative career of bashing well-made scary, epic, disaster and date movies, Friedberg and Seltzer have a source begging to be mocked. Read full review
40
New York Daily NewsElizabeth Weitzman
"Vampires" doesn't suck, exactly, but the laziness and lack of imagination kinda bites. Read full review
40
The New York TimesJeannette Catsoulis
This pointless parody dumps us in the fictional town of Sporks, Wash., a location lousy with vampires and werewolves. Read full review
30
Boxoffice MagazinePhil Contrino
As if a string of bad jokes wasn't enough, Vampires Suck is full of distractingly forced pop culture references and shameless product placements (the actors practically mug for the camera while holding various products). Read full review
30
The Hollywood ReporterFrank Scheck
The main performers do a reasonably good job of parodying the "Twilight" leads, with Proske particularly effective in subtly lampooning Kristen Stewart's moody mannerisms. Read full review
30
Arizona RepublicRandy Cordova
Two very important things to note about Vampires Suck: The film is a spoof of the "Twilight" movies, and the title is a good indication of where the level of wit lies. Read full review
25
Boston GlobeNatalie Southwick
Non-"Twilight'' fans would be better off surfing YouTube. Read full review
25
Orlando SentinelRoger Moore
If Kristen Stewart ever saw Vampires Suck, she'd be scarred for life. Read full review
25
San Francisco ChroniclePeter Hartlaub
That Vampires Suck is a step above god-awful is something of a miracle. Read full review
25
The A.V. ClubNathan Rabin
The boys similarly deserve very minor props for choosing a satirical target that lends itself to satire: the glum, self-important Twilight novels and movies. Sadly, that's where the filmmakers' mild accomplishments end and the groaningly predictable hackwork begins. Read full review
20
EmpireJames White
A Twilight pastiche with all the wit you'd expect from the makers of "Scary Movie" and "Meet The Spartans." Read full review
20
VarietyJoe Leydon
The lame mediocrity of Vampires Suck undeniably reps an advance for writer-directors Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer. By just about any other standard, however, this instantly forgettable trifle is fairly close to worthless. Read full review
12
Washington PostJen Chaney
Vampires suck? That's a matter of opinion. But here's what inarguably, unequivocally does suck: Vampires Suck. Read full review
10
L.A. WeeklyNick Pinkerton
Smart money says Friedberg and Seltzer never sit through these movies in entirety. Read full review
0
Austin ChronicleMarc Savlov
You want vampiric satire with actual laughs? Try Mel Brooks' "Dracula: Dead and Loving It," "Love at First Bite," or even Roman Polanski's "The Fearless Vampire Killers." Anything is better than Friedberg and Seltzer's endless, bargain-basement, sub-Cracked magazine un-comedy. Read full review
0
Time OutNick Schager
It's a sloppy, tossed-off collection of parodic gags of vampire flicks and gratuitous pop-cultural references (oh, there will be pointless Lady Gaga gags!) that are below bottom-of-the-barrel. Read full review
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