Jurassic World

1

AlsmirJun 19, 2015

What the hell did I watch?

Alright, first few good things: Some scenes look really well. A bunch of decent action scenes. That's it. The movie is basically a collection of plot holes mixed with bad writing and desperate attempts toWhat the hell did I watch?

Alright, first few good things:
Some scenes look really well.
A bunch of decent action scenes.

That's it.

The movie is basically a collection of plot holes mixed with bad writing and desperate attempts to appeal to broad audiences.
It's not even about the dinosaurs. We just have one super-pimped dino that kills everyone and then a final fight where it gets killed. It feels like watching Godzilla, but less enjoyable.

It's just incredibly stupid. Chris Pratt, you better start appearing in some better movies. This is the second one, after Guardians of the Galaxy, that feels like only complete idiots could enjoy them.

Don't waste your time and money on that one.… Expand

4 of 5 users found this helpful41

All this user's reviews

1

watcher999Jun 24, 2015

Too bad the dinosaurs didn't kill everybody... Unfortunately the writers set the movie up for a sequel... Please don't write another piece of crap like this!

4 of 5 users found this helpful41

All this user's reviews

1

simpsonm3Jun 13, 2015

The movie was basically two hours of advertising placement and bad stereotypes. Every character could not have been more flat. It's like the script was incapable of creating characters. It is the antithesis of everything great about Mad Max

9 of 16 users found this helpful97

All this user's reviews

1

talonps1Oct 6, 2015

I just don't get it. I must be ignorant or suffering from a brain tumor or something to distort my perception because all the while this movie was in the theatres, everyone said 'you have to see it, it's sooooooo good!!'. So I just finishedI just don't get it. I must be ignorant or suffering from a brain tumor or something to distort my perception because all the while this movie was in the theatres, everyone said 'you have to see it, it's sooooooo good!!'. So I just finished watching it and I'm still actually in shock of how terrible this movie really is! From the miscasting, to the screenplay, to the storyline, to even the CGI effects...nothing is redeeming about this film! I mean, come on...it's obvious someone was a Julianna Moore obsession but as in Hollywood, she's to old for this genre so they put in a copy of her that can't act her way out of a paper bag. Chris Pratt, really like the the guy and think he's a good actor but not for this part. The kids, forget it cause you really do forget about them during the film. So save your money especially if you've seen or read Jurassic Park because it literally is a complete clone of the movie. I was waiting the whole time for the parks computer system to lock everyone in...shame on Spielberg btw.… Expand

2 of 3 users found this helpful21

All this user's reviews

1

ChikatiloZJan 23, 2016

What you can expect :
Children riding triceratops
A kind and fluffy T-rex helping their human friends Tamed fluffy raptors helping their human friends Tons of "family moments" about love, about a big brother finally being nice to hisWhat you can expect :
Children riding triceratops
A kind and fluffy T-rex helping their human friends
Tamed fluffy raptors helping their human friends
Tons of "family moments" about love, about a big brother finally being nice to his little brother
A lot of family hugs
Every violent scene isn't shown, because it's now a 12+ family evening movie.

What not to expect : Anything like jurassic park

This movie is an insult to the original, a dumb cliché filled hugs and kisses family movie.… Expand

2 of 3 users found this helpful21

All this user's reviews

1

wadewilliamsJul 20, 2015

All this movie had going for it was the computer graphics. Worthless, lacking and meaningless character development. Disappointing and silly at times...a scene stolen from Hitchcock's "the Birds", with pterodactyls this time. Then,All this movie had going for it was the computer graphics. Worthless, lacking and meaningless character development. Disappointing and silly at times...a scene stolen from Hitchcock's "the Birds", with pterodactyls this time. Then, there's the "bloodhound" scene, with macho man riding his motorcycle alongside his on-again-off again friends, the raptors on the hunt. Corny and a total formula flick---I wanted to like this movie, but couldn't bring myself to do so. wade… Expand

4 of 5 users found this helpful41

All this user's reviews

1

DennonyxJun 12, 2015

Embarrassing.
They want to continue to make believe that it is a documentary, while it's only a fanta"scientific" mess.

Dinosaurs? No, there aren't.

13 of 26 users found this helpful1313

All this user's reviews

1

SigilFeyJul 2, 2015

Michael Crichton's novels were amazing. Jurassic Park (1993) was a masterpiece.

This movie blows woolly mammoths. I award it 1 point because I was able to watch it until the end without actually shedding tears of embarrassment andMichael Crichton's novels were amazing. Jurassic Park (1993) was a masterpiece.

This movie blows woolly mammoths.

I award it 1 point because I was able to watch it until the end without actually shedding tears of embarrassment and shame. What a load of rot.… Expand

1 of 2 users found this helpful11

All this user's reviews

1

blakedicksuitJun 30, 2015

Being a lover of the first film, and being an actual paleontologist, I prepared myself beforehand with a pitcher of beer - thinking my expectations were reasonably set. Sadly they weren't low enough. Every Hollywood trope was brought in in asBeing a lover of the first film, and being an actual paleontologist, I prepared myself beforehand with a pitcher of beer - thinking my expectations were reasonably set. Sadly they weren't low enough. Every Hollywood trope was brought in in as the film progressed from one plug-n-play scene to the next: "insert moody teenager", "insert brotherly bonding moment" etc.

All but a few characters are actually likable, Chris Pratt's being one. The rest only frustrated me as being unoriginal cliches, about as relateable as a pack of soggy chips. I could only scream internally as each character flopped around on screen while Chris Pratt saved the day.

The only reason this didn't get a zero was for the 5 minute dino-on-dino climax of the film which was so ridiculous and over the top, it was almost worth sitting through the whole train wreck that was this film.

Maybe a re-cut of just Chris Pratt and his Raptor bros fighting dinosaurs will happen one day, and it will be a cinematic masterpiece. Until then, I would not recommend this film for anyone with a functioning brain… Expand

2 of 3 users found this helpful21

All this user's reviews

1

MerrinJun 12, 2015

After reading a fe reviews I really thought this would be good. Not only is it boring, but the characters are flat, the story is with its trained raptors and goofy interactions between the raptors and Rex is idiotic, the director didn't addAfter reading a fe reviews I really thought this would be good. Not only is it boring, but the characters are flat, the story is with its trained raptors and goofy interactions between the raptors and Rex is idiotic, the director didn't add anything, nothing inventive, surprising or smart. The script is just a rehash from the first script. No tension and only 2 or 3 laughs. Imagine how many good movies you can make with 180 million dollar. I am turning 18, so it could be that I am just getting too old for lazy brainless roller-coaster movies. Why didn't Spielberg direct this one?… Expand

11 of 19 users found this helpful118

All this user's reviews

1

the_ajsfadJun 20, 2015

Truly one of the worst films ever made. I've given it a 1 for being ever so mildly entertaining in a couple of places. Cliched to a cringing level, poor story line and poor characters. It's a nostalgia film built for the nostalgia generationTruly one of the worst films ever made. I've given it a 1 for being ever so mildly entertaining in a couple of places. Cliched to a cringing level, poor story line and poor characters. It's a nostalgia film built for the nostalgia generation with constant references to the original and those super fans will probably enjoy it, for some strange reason. If you haven't seen it yet, don't waste your time!… Expand

4 of 7 users found this helpful43

All this user's reviews

1

HairyTeaJun 24, 2015

TL;DR: If you like youtube videos of dinosaurs punching other dinosaurs in the face, this film may entertain you - if you can switch of your logical thinking so you don't go: "Wait, why ...?" or "Wait, what ?"
If you prefer a good story arc,TL;DR: If you like youtube videos of dinosaurs punching other dinosaurs in the face, this film may entertain you - if you can switch of your logical thinking so you don't go: "Wait, why ...?" or "Wait, what ?"
If you prefer a good story arc, good characters or or at least decently portrayed dinosaurs, you may spend your money better somewhere else.

After seeing it at XKCD, my expectations weren't high, but my friends wanted to go. Sadly, the film is quite good at expectation limbo.

Strong points:
- some good CGI, though often Jurassic Parc looked better and sometimes the movement didn't look like actual animals but more like gummisaurus
- If you like to watch videos of people in theme parcs, then this is for you; in the first 60 minutes, you have this a lot
- 1 characters I liked (Omar Sy alias Barry - why didn't he have more screen time than 5 minutes?)
- I liked the idea of the raptor-whisperer, though it became ridiculous in the last 45 minutes - action feeding on plot, destroying the sense of all former exposition

Weak points:
- The musical score - just copy from the first one! Instead 2 min of the original, most of the time mediocre, and sometimes so bad you notice ("And in the blue corner, Mr. T.S. Reeeeex *fanfare*)
- The plot is like swiss cheese (admittingly, the original one had some problems too, but often it was at least try to provide a reason and the pathing was so well crafted that one didn't wondered about the actions all the time)
- Dinosaurs are, literally, terrifying - they don't need to be concrete-breaking, camouflaging, suicidal gremlin-monsters. And though I can accept that a potentially social animal can learn how to use a door handle, but you get a headache when a giant turkey outsmarts 1 manager, 1 animal trainer and 15 security NPCs (ok, the latter nicely grouped together and used essentially pointy sticks = close combat weapons against a 10m dinosaur, I guess they weren't the problem)
- too many unnecessary (=emotionless) deaths of NPCs and small characters
- Spoiler: There is not 1, but 4 pathetic endings: one involving Mr Pratt having pink lip gloss, another one dino-dino-human-giant-water-saurier team work, with concluding imaginary hat tipping and fist bumping (it was only not in the movie because T-Rex forelimbs were too short).

If you want to read other reasons why I consider this one of the worst films I've seen in a while, you may read shadowsfall444, Alan2306, jblac02, ...

What could have done to make it a decent film even without better dialogue or characters:
- cut out unnecessary characters (parents, assistant, pig-guy, control room girl...)
- cut out unnecessary deaths
- cut out unnecessary side plots
- copy+paste original score
- portray dinosaurs with state-of-the-art science (you may make them smarter than a chicken, but give them feathers and don't let a nude eagle lift a cow!)
- 1 or max 2 endings should be enough (see the original)

I personally prefer JP3, and if it is only for Sam Neill acting. Would have given it maybe a 3, but some reviews just smelled like payed reviews to me, and I think the 59 critics rating is more to the truth.… Expand

4 of 5 users found this helpful41

All this user's reviews

1

TreabormintJun 30, 2015

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. Imagine the writers of Scooby Doo at work on a Jurassic Park film... Well imagine no longer, as this is exactly what Jurassic World feels like. Stupid plots, awful characterisation, terrible humour and all finished off with the worst finale you will ever see. If the T-Rex had high fived Chris Pratt, I wouldn't have been surprised. Save your money and wait for the DVD and even then, put your brain in neutral.… Expand

4 of 5 users found this helpful41

All this user's reviews

1

avadaDec 27, 2017

One of the dumbest high budget films I ever saw. The animals keep unrealistically attacking people, yet there's still room for zoophilia. Of course one of the main characters will tear up over a dying natural-resources/property/objects (akaOne of the dumbest high budget films I ever saw. The animals keep unrealistically attacking people, yet there's still room for zoophilia. Of course one of the main characters will tear up over a dying natural-resources/property/objects (aka animals) but doesn't give a crap about people being eaten...

The story's garbage, the irex is essentially magic, can break through concrete buildings steel, and such.

As usual it also reeks of technophobia towards genetic engineering.… Expand

0 of 1 users found this helpful01

All this user's reviews

1

FrenziedPanda99Jul 23, 2016

How the hell can you like this movie? Its a Dishonor for Jurassic Park.....................................................................................

1 of 1 users found this helpful10

All this user's reviews

1

JahandeFontJul 27, 2015

Easily the worst film I have seen this year and the biggest disappointment at that. I cannot believe they made this crap out of such an iconic franchise, the writing was bad and the acting was extremely average. I wouldn't recommend wastingEasily the worst film I have seen this year and the biggest disappointment at that. I cannot believe they made this crap out of such an iconic franchise, the writing was bad and the acting was extremely average. I wouldn't recommend wasting two hours of your life with this garbage.… Expand

1 of 1 users found this helpful10

All this user's reviews

1

MD5774Jan 1, 2016

Jurassic World is a copy and paste film of Jurrasic Park. But Jurrasic Park had a original story . This train wreck takes place years after Jurassic Park and no one learned anything from the destruction or character traits from dinosaursJurassic World is a copy and paste film of Jurrasic Park. But Jurrasic Park had a original story . This train wreck takes place years after Jurassic Park and no one learned anything from the destruction or character traits from dinosaurs .Whenever anyone see a movie with dinosaurs , that are free to roam around on an island , and there are not any form of high tech military weaponry or machinery , you will witness one of the worst films ever made.… Expand

1 of 1 users found this helpful10

All this user's reviews

1

bth31383Jul 6, 2022

this was quiet the money making soulless adventure ride. They forget their goal is to make me give a (expletive)the characters. I remember nothing other than the actors who played them.

1 of 1 users found this helpful10

All this user's reviews

1

BroyaxJan 1, 2018

La connerie jurassique con-tinue avec cet énième épisode des aventures des dinos vénères dont un très gros très méchant issu de tripatouillages génétiques -et donc très intelligent- qui va mettre le souk sur l'île des connards. Bref, un airLa connerie jurassique con-tinue avec cet énième épisode des aventures des dinos vénères dont un très gros très méchant issu de tripatouillages génétiques -et donc très intelligent- qui va mettre le souk sur l'île des connards. Bref, un air connu usé et abusé qui tourne en rond -comme un con- et soigneusement calibré pour le grand public adolescent et adulescent : un peu de sang mais pas plus que ça pour éviter le R (Restricted) qui restreindrait significativement l'audience visée.

Des gogos se font bouffer ici et là mais sont vite avalés, ce qui constitue un gâchis évident de ce qui aurait pu être l'un des attraits du film, à savoir des bipèdes qui courent avant de se faire éventrer et déchiqueter par les grandes gueules en liberté. Hélas, les effets spéciaux (très réussis au demeurant), ça coûte du pognon et l'argent c'est cher, donc on reste très politiquement correct... et du coup on s'emmerde non seulement quand c'est calme mais également lorsque c'est moins calme.

L'action bien que filmée très correctement reste rare et compte à peine pour un gros tiers du film -en comptant large- alors que la distribution aligne son lot de tocards dont le Chris Pratt rouleur de mécaniques se fait le chef de file : autant dire qu'il est moins convaincant qu'un long pet dans la baignoire mais tout aussi "charismatique". Comme si ça ne suffisait pas, ils ont importé notre roi des cons à nous, Omar Sy, dans leur connerie et si on ne le voit pas beaucoup, sa sale gueule et son air demeuré font mal à l'écran.

On a aussi une petite rouquine qui ne paie pas de mine mais dont le 95C fait des merveilles ; on a bien entendu et comme d'habitude deux ados idiots (pléonasme) dans le lot, une espèce protégée qui ne se fait jamais boulotter par les dinos à notre grand dam. C'est protégé, on vous dit.

Le ridicule s'invite bien sûr toujours sans crier gare dans les conneries jurassiques avec ici des **** vélos apprivoisés et un T-Rex "gentil" qui sauve le monde. S'il pouvait parler, il te chanterait une chanson et te ferait même un numéro de claquettes parce qu'il est "cool". Ouais, donc, y a du "niveau" comme on dit, comme seuls les Yankees savent le faire... courage, fuyez...… Expand

0 of 2 users found this helpful02

All this user's reviews

1

kcoadyDec 15, 2017

This marketing behemoth fails to capture any of the magic or the spirit of the original Jurassic Park, and you know a movie is flawed when the two-toned blue/orange-stained CGI pales in comparison to the carefully selected CGI used 20+ yearsThis marketing behemoth fails to capture any of the magic or the spirit of the original Jurassic Park, and you know a movie is flawed when the two-toned blue/orange-stained CGI pales in comparison to the carefully selected CGI used 20+ years prior. The cast is uninspiring, the characters either laughably cliche or incredulously incompetent, and the Director's wink-wink "satire" of consumer culture, complete with Fortune 500 plugs IN DIALOGUE, is cloying.… Expand

0 of 1 users found this helpful01

All this user's reviews

0

OxyFenixDec 23, 2015

I like movies that are simple enough that you can just enjoy the action and just be entertained. This is not that movie. Even I couldn't forgive some of the irrational thinking and boring characters. Suicidal birds? Military raptors? Really????

4 of 6 users found this helpful42

All this user's reviews

0

NavyBeanDec 4, 2017

Steaming pile of hot garbage that smells like someone put a turd on a cookie sheet and broiled it at 1500 degrees. Nothing makes any sense. People act like unhumans. The CGI of Dallas Bryce Howard was decent (lose the bangs though). ChrisSteaming pile of hot garbage that smells like someone put a turd on a cookie sheet and broiled it at 1500 degrees. Nothing makes any sense. People act like unhumans. The CGI of Dallas Bryce Howard was decent (lose the bangs though). Chris Pratt shouldn't wear vests. With this huge budget you would think they would have had money for a screenwriter.… Expand

1 of 4 users found this helpful13

All this user's reviews

0

emeraldstormJun 17, 2015

Awesome CGI effects. Story, dialogue corny and Jurassanine. Sappy, stupid, and lazily put together. CGI is the only redeeming quality of the film, unless you can suspend intelligence and a sense of plausibility.

9 of 16 users found this helpful97

All this user's reviews

0

Bo33ySep 9, 2015

Somebody on something really stupid has made something else absolutely brainless. Where to begin? This film's absurdity doesn't even begin connecting every other synonym, describing the disaster seen. Do people this silly, really think thatSomebody on something really stupid has made something else absolutely brainless. Where to begin? This film's absurdity doesn't even begin connecting every other synonym, describing the disaster seen. Do people this silly, really think that when making TV a franchise might cough up some numbers here? Entertainment often comes from a functioning story executing excitement throughout the ride invested, than we will go out and purchase, watching again. Not because somebody thinks hmm any braindead will buy into their brands.

What action and CGI? The action throughout this film was constantly repeated shown by that same Trex yawning. Seriously though the action shown, looked like some kind of 50's playdo. Otherwise those cave people in their thongs escaping from all of the other scary beasts. However those cave people often came from much better plots than this film's tripe.

Do us all a favour and think next time? If your making a Dolly the dinosaur clone just put a lethal kill switche inside of it's brain, popping when that beast even starts to show signs of escape. Not some kind of a tracker it can claw out? I mean dinosaurs just love scratching their heads, figuring all kind of ways to prison break and release all of the other most wanted inmates, the Pterodatyls. Wait the film gets way better when the cloned dinosaur was combined with every other venomous species of DNA, and it started communicating on Dr. Moreau's island to all of the domesticated military grade raptors, who were also trained as sniffer dogs for whatever drugs that these producers are using. Instead of it's DNA exploding from functioning like Platypus. Anyhow evil Dolly the Trex becomes leader of the pack, saying kill ze humans, hail your new cloned leader, quickly escape get some take away their are some real tasty humans. Although the raptors are all torn emotionally between their loyalty, seen in some kind of puppy love. RPG's have failed to kill any of the beasts. They decide to release a real Trex instead, for the Trex mating ritual of all the teeth and claws, even the little baby raptor decides to join in. Finally later Crocasharkosaur back flips out of the aquarium, impossibly, because it really should have been feasting on all the tourists previously., I mean evolve. I guess it had gotten super hungry becauce it was bigger with the fins that tried to evolve into feet, and any mosquitoes love the ocean salt, a home to all kind of amber. Finally the good animals have won, helping the humans escape their failed amusements.

Somewhere else glass balls stop thousand of tonnes of weight, because glass must be all kind of unbreakable. Rhinosaurs were only herbivores anyway, meaning they cannot see red. Anyhow our heroes walk on under, right on through earthquakes. A Richter scale with thousands of tonnes stomping and crashing would see people flying through air throughout that rampage. The human heroes like their dinosaurs counterparts were completely RPG proof.

Crichton knew that the park would never re-open to the public. Why did these producers think to franchise this stupidity? Stupidity seen in complete and utter devolution on everything else previous.… Expand

4 of 6 users found this helpful42

All this user's reviews

0

paulraisedFeb 3, 2019

The plot, the behavior of the characters, the setting, it's all just plain stupid. By the 2nd half the movie turns unwatchable. The entire premise of the movie is retarded. HISHE made a better movie than this. It's preposterous this got a sequel.

1 of 3 users found this helpful12

All this user's reviews

0

ArmchairbaronJul 20, 2015

I created an account just to give this move a 0. HORRIBLE ACTING & WRITING! They completely cashed in on the original movie and offered nothing new or exciting. I never walk out of movies but i almost left this one. The characters wereI created an account just to give this move a 0. HORRIBLE ACTING & WRITING! They completely cashed in on the original movie and offered nothing new or exciting. I never walk out of movies but i almost left this one. The characters were terrible especially the dude who wants to use the dinosaurs for the military. Unwatchable.… Expand

4 of 7 users found this helpful43

All this user's reviews

0

ozymandias79Jun 16, 2015

This is one of the worst movies I've ever seen. Script, directing, acting - all bad. The CGI dinosaurs were better actors. I had no interest in the movie after about 20 mins and could have easily walked out. LAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

8 of 24 users found this helpful816

All this user's reviews

0

johnangelJun 12, 2015

It's bad when compared with any movie ever made.
The special effects were somewhat good and that's the high of the movie.
The script threw logic out the window.
The characters were hilarious bad.
The acting was awful.

14 of 30 users found this helpful1416

All this user's reviews

0

marc5477Sep 7, 2015

The originals were not great and suffered from some of the worst acting of the 90s (Goldbloom is one of the worst of all time) but they were better than this. Every character in this movie behaved like a high schooler with penis envy. It wasThe originals were not great and suffered from some of the worst acting of the 90s (Goldbloom is one of the worst of all time) but they were better than this. Every character in this movie behaved like a high schooler with penis envy. It was boring. Frankly if this were real and humans (especially scientists and such) were this stupid, Id rather we go extinct and let the dinosaurs rule again. Just avoid this movie, you are better off spinning yourself in a chair for entertainment.… Expand

9 of 13 users found this helpful94

All this user's reviews

0

IntroduceApr 7, 2016

I'll keep this short.
This movie must have been written in between......
what I'm saying is... people were getting "favors"....
and people were giving out "favors" ...the audience.... zero "favors"

2 of 4 users found this helpful22

All this user's reviews

0

narthurJun 12, 2015

This movie did not exist ok....It sucks, it really does. The characters are horrible and the story is just so cheap. The only thing good in this movie are the CGI which is actually pretty decent and....nothing more.
This movie is even worseThis movie did not exist ok....It sucks, it really does. The characters are horrible and the story is just so cheap. The only thing good in this movie are the CGI which is actually pretty decent and....nothing more.
This movie is even worse than its prequel which was terrible....… Expand

11 of 35 users found this helpful1124

All this user's reviews

0

grimsfieldJun 14, 2015

Pretty disappointed with this movie. Story was terrible. Basically just took the same story from the first movie and slapped some new paint on it. (Seriously, same story, same characters.) The acting was sub par, and by the time I left toPretty disappointed with this movie. Story was terrible. Basically just took the same story from the first movie and slapped some new paint on it. (Seriously, same story, same characters.) The acting was sub par, and by the time I left to movie I couldn't decide if the movie was trying to be a heartwarming family film or gory dinosaur movie, because it wasn't doing either well.

Lowering score to 0 due to how many fake reviews there are on this site. I had initially given this movie a 5.… Expand

10 of 22 users found this helpful1012

All this user's reviews

0

Curiousgeorge24Jun 16, 2015

If someone were trying to make an unapologetic spoof of action films, which exaggerated all the clichés and tropes of the genre, removed all traces of originality, picked some of the stuffiest actors and gave them some of the worst direction,If someone were trying to make an unapologetic spoof of action films, which exaggerated all the clichés and tropes of the genre, removed all traces of originality, picked some of the stuffiest actors and gave them some of the worst direction, pacing and dialogue then you would have Jurassic World. It force feeds you the nostalgia from the first film in hopes that the goosebumps you get from hearing John William's will make you forget that this film has some of the worst acting, story and lacks even an iota of authenticity. I've never walked out of a film hating the people responsible for making it. It's a movie made by people who have no love of movies for the audience responsible for there being a Paul Blart Mall Cop 2 and Transformers 4. You’re better of trying heroin than paying to watch Jurassic World.… Expand

9 of 24 users found this helpful915

All this user's reviews

0

MrCommonSenseJan 25, 2016

This movie is **** horrible and completely unnecessary. It is LITERALLY nothing but a cheap money grab, Every aspect of it is poorly written and horribly thought out, This movie should have never been made.

5 of 6 users found this helpful51

All this user's reviews

0

DavidWardenJul 31, 2015

The Jurassic World DQ blizzard is great it just melts in your mouth with all the peanut butter chocolate. Oh you wanted me to review this movie? Well, it's horrible and I hate it as you know from my other reviews.

3 of 5 users found this helpful32

All this user's reviews

0

gymnast394Jun 15, 2015

This was one of the worst movies I can remember seeing, to be completely honest. The dialogue was beyond cheesy, and only a few of the lines that were supposed to be funny were actually funny. There was product placement every 5 seconds,This was one of the worst movies I can remember seeing, to be completely honest. The dialogue was beyond cheesy, and only a few of the lines that were supposed to be funny were actually funny. There was product placement every 5 seconds, and much of the time it was very out-of-place, in-your-face and distracting from what was going on in the movie. There were lots of subplots that were started but then completely left hanging. The plot as a whole was just a jumbled mess of crap. Every character was very one-dimensional and poorly developed. I wouldn't say it was just the first story told again, but the things added were so poorly done it was appalling. I could tell pretty early on that it was going to be bad, but after about 45 minutes I wanted to leave the theater pretty badly.

I wasn't expecting a third sequel of JP to be that good, but this movie went leaps and bounds below what I would have expected.… Expand

9 of 20 users found this helpful911

All this user's reviews

0

bubba5Jun 16, 2015

Nothing good to see here. A copy of the original movie with all the good parts removed and replaced with massive plot holes, terrible acting, annoying kids, product placement galore and dull dinosaurs.

8 of 17 users found this helpful89

All this user's reviews

0

cottemannJun 20, 2015

Absolutely terrible, even the final scene was forced to the point of absurdity (Chris Prat nod...rapter nod...rapter ride off into sunset). It has to be the worst film I've seen in a long time. It was a horrible mixture of no characterAbsolutely terrible, even the final scene was forced to the point of absurdity (Chris Prat nod...rapter nod...rapter ride off into sunset). It has to be the worst film I've seen in a long time. It was a horrible mixture of no character development whatsoever (on top of that only one character was even likable), worse dialogue than a Vin Diesil movie ("we need to stick together for survival"), lazy filmmaking, even when they make a mistake like the high heels they point it out to you 18 times. I've never walked out of a movie and when the tetradactyl scene came on I couldn't take it and almost left. Literally painful, I liked Jurrasic 3 better and that was a terrible film, this one was beyond any level of bad I could have expected and for the next Jurrasic sequel I'll just pay a hobo to **** on the first movie for me rather than sit through another movie like that… Expand

9 of 17 users found this helpful98

All this user's reviews

0

TheRazzy97Aug 31, 2015

Es mas divertido leer reviews de la película que verla.
Un intento de repetir la primera que se quedo en intento.

P.D: La de tonto que anda suelto....

4 of 5 users found this helpful41

All this user's reviews

0

ljungqvist93Sep 16, 2015

This movie is a disgrace to the previous Jurassic-movies. It's terrible in every single way. The only reason this movie was kind of good was cause of Chris Pratts performence, but otherwise it was bad. I really hope this is the end ofThis movie is a disgrace to the previous Jurassic-movies. It's terrible in every single way. The only reason this movie was kind of good was cause of Chris Pratts performence, but otherwise it was bad. I really hope this is the end of jurassic-movies.

BAD.… Expand

3 of 5 users found this helpful32

All this user's reviews

0

MadMac2012Oct 17, 2015

This film is garbage: if you want real entertainment, go and spend 124 minutes rooting around in your trash can instead. Might find something usfeul and probably learn more too.

6 of 7 users found this helpful61

All this user's reviews

0

Xan_RyilDec 3, 2015

Worst, is the perfect word for this movie. There is not a single good thing about this movie. From characters, casting, storyline and even special effects, nothing was astonishing accept the earth shattering business it generated. I literallyWorst, is the perfect word for this movie. There is not a single good thing about this movie. From characters, casting, storyline and even special effects, nothing was astonishing accept the earth shattering business it generated. I literally wanted to walk out of theatre 10 minutes from movie started because such lousy dialogues and cinematography made me bored already. There are dozens of loopholes where plot does not make any sense not to mention it hardly offers any thrill or discovery, which dinosaurs are all about. Since it could not develop the characters so it is easy to not expect a good depiction of the monsters. If I had a chance, i would hang the director for ruining this Series for me.… Expand

4 of 5 users found this helpful41

All this user's reviews

0

TowelzzJan 17, 2016

I really don't understand the hype with this film. The only reason this movie was half way decent was because the dinosaur action sequences were mildly entertaining and the overall message of the film was actually something interesting enoughI really don't understand the hype with this film. The only reason this movie was half way decent was because the dinosaur action sequences were mildly entertaining and the overall message of the film was actually something interesting enough to think about. Everything else about this movie was terrible. The script was god-awful and full of flaws. The characters had no depth whatsoever and were completely static. There were so many unnecessary subplots that didn't add anything valuable to the story (e.g. the divorce of the parents, and the Pratt's character's romance with the Claire girl). Also, what was the purpose of the older brother constantly ogling at girls throughout the film? I know he's a teen and teens tend to do that but it didn't add ANYTHING to the film and is even more ridiculous considering the film shows at the beginning that he has a girlfriend.

At least the acting was half way decent. The last 10 minutes was the only thing entertaining. "Jurassic Park" is 10x the movie that this will ever be.… Expand

4 of 5 users found this helpful41

All this user's reviews

0

dani1FTWDec 3, 2015

questo flm è un insulto alla cinematografia io non ho MAI visto una merda del genere dioporc0 ma come cazzo si fa io gli metto 0 perche faceva schifissimo e in 3d è la peggiommerd quindi vedetelo solo se siete torturati

4 of 5 users found this helpful41

All this user's reviews

0

critque344Apr 16, 2016

I really did not like the movie. I could tell after first 10-20 minutes it was going to be bad. On thing I noticed right away was the two boy actors had horrible acting. The older boy acted like he had down syndrome, his face was just flatI really did not like the movie. I could tell after first 10-20 minutes it was going to be bad. On thing I noticed right away was the two boy actors had horrible acting. The older boy acted like he had down syndrome, his face was just flat the whole time; The kind of look you have after you just played video games for a couple hours.
But it didn't stop there everyone else's acting was pretty bad. The story in no way paid homage to any of the earlier Jurassic Parks. We still get John Williams rehashed music which did not go well with the flow of the movie. The movie seemed entirely seperate from any of the other Juassic Parks because it was not believeable, the dinosaurs werent real looking everything was cged to death.

This review may be written all over the place but thats how I feel about the movie. The main role for female actor was bad. Female actor was sexist because it portrayed woman as the scared running woman we all know from the past looking for her hero.

The whole velociraptor whisperer thing was retarded. You cannot tame those animals ever lol.

To keep it short it would have been an okay movie if it was titled something else like dinosaurs and monsters theme park. With the Jurassic Park headline I was wanting to see something great being a fan of the original 90's movie. There was nothing great about Jurassic World other than I got it for free on piratebay and I gladly deleted it and threw the movie in the trash bin.… Expand

2 of 3 users found this helpful21

All this user's reviews

0

Szyszka01Jun 24, 2018

I have always loved the Jurassic movies and anxiously awaited this one. I was exceptionally disappointed. Not funny at all, exceptionally sad, and the abuse to the dinosaurs was horrible to watch. I wish I had read reviews before I wastedI have always loved the Jurassic movies and anxiously awaited this one. I was exceptionally disappointed. Not funny at all, exceptionally sad, and the abuse to the dinosaurs was horrible to watch. I wish I had read reviews before I wasted my money and time on this one.… Expand

1 of 6 users found this helpful15

All this user's reviews

0

JAFOJul 30, 2018

A pathetic money grab, cringy and embarrassing plot hole after plot hole. This movie should not have been made, none of the characters have any redeeming qualities. I got to the point where I cheered on the dino's instead & wanted everyoneA pathetic money grab, cringy and embarrassing plot hole after plot hole. This movie should not have been made, none of the characters have any redeeming qualities. I got to the point where I cheered on the dino's instead & wanted everyone to die, even the children (something I never thought I'd say).… Expand

13 of 14 users found this helpful131

All this user's reviews

Jurassic World

User Reviews