Bullet Train

Columbia Pictures | Release Date: August 5, 2022

7.1	USER SCORE Generally favorable reviews based on 408 Ratings

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GenTurgidsonSep 4, 2022

Plays like it was written by a 15-year-old who THINKS he's really clever. Tries so desperately to be Tarantino and Guy Ritchie, but just falls flat on its face. Takes the Deadpool irreverence/smart aleck tone and cranks it obnoxiously highPlays like it was written by a 15-year-old who THINKS he's really clever. Tries so desperately to be Tarantino and Guy Ritchie, but just falls flat on its face. Takes the Deadpool irreverence/smart aleck tone and cranks it obnoxiously high for the whole friggin movie. Boring and poorly choreographed action sequences, a dumbly complicated story and a overly long run time just make the whole thing a slog. Oof.… Expand

5 of 9 users found this helpful54

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grinwade1Aug 22, 2022

The whole aura of this movie was cringy. Had to walk out before the final scene

5 of 10 users found this helpful55

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slizer3Aug 8, 2022

Terrible movie. The characters are insufferable, the humor is bad, you don't care about the story... The only redeeming thing in this movie is the cinematography and visuals, which are fun most of the time. But it's a movie, it's supposed toTerrible movie. The characters are insufferable, the humor is bad, you don't care about the story... The only redeeming thing in this movie is the cinematography and visuals, which are fun most of the time. But it's a movie, it's supposed to be more than that. I hated it. It's got the tone of a bad children's movie, but it's rated R. It treats the audience like we're stupid. The way they use Brad Pitt is a crime. His attempted humorous one liners just made me bury my face in my hands. The obsession with Thomas the Tank engine is just weird. The humor though is the absolute worst quality of this movie. No more than three mildly funny moments in this 'comedy' if you've got your brain switched on.… Expand

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ReemazAug 25, 2022

That was the worst movie I have ever seen,I’m not regretting anything in my life as I regret buying this ticket!!!!

4 of 8 users found this helpful44

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gzappia4Dec 15, 2022

The movie is absolute garbage. Stupid plot and gratuitous violence. Is this the best the movie industry has to offer? If so, start watching television.

1 of 2 users found this helpful11

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Brent_MarchantAug 6, 2022

I’ll be blunt about this one – I hated it. If you’ve seen the modestly amusing trailer for director David Leitch’s latest, you’ve seen all you need to see. This overlong, ridiculously convoluted train wreck (obvious pun intended) lost myI’ll be blunt about this one – I hated it. If you’ve seen the modestly amusing trailer for director David Leitch’s latest, you’ve seen all you need to see. This overlong, ridiculously convoluted train wreck (obvious pun intended) lost my interest about 20 minutes in, and I never got it back during its 2+ hour runtime. While seemingly attempting to be a playful action comedy in the spirit of movies like “Red” (2010), “Kingsman: The Secret Service” (2014) and the “Deadpool” franchise, “Bullet Train” instead comes across as gratuitous, nasty and mean-spirited, more like the “John Wick” offerings or the works of Quentin Tarantino, pictures that desperately stretch the meaning of “funny.” This cinematic mess tries way too hard to generate laughs but falls flat at virtually every juncture, failing to stick any of its landings. And that’s a huge disappointment given the stellar cast, including leading man Brad Pitt, whose comedic talents are wasted on a script that gives him precious little to work with. The result is a tedious, feeble, exhausting, tiresome attempt at a summertime thrill ride that tells a story not worthy of caring about, filled with repulsive characters, wholly improbable events and underwhelming special effects. In fact, the only thing positive I can say about this disaster is that, fortunately, I lived to tell about it.… Expand

7 of 17 users found this helpful710

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Nobilis1984Aug 10, 2022

Typical Hollywood merchandise from today
The film is superficial, loud, fast, wild and crass. I feel sorry for anyone who likes it, because I don't think these are good films that you remember for a long time.

4 of 10 users found this helpful46

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BroyaxSep 27, 2022

Quelle déception ! surtout venant de la part de David Leitch, réalisateur des John Wick et… Atomic Blonde ! mais ici, le gars s’est fourvoyé dans une tarantinade de bas étage ou pire encore une chierie de ritchierie nulle à chier ! et c’estQuelle déception ! surtout venant de la part de David Leitch, réalisateur des John Wick et… Atomic Blonde ! mais ici, le gars s’est fourvoyé dans une tarantinade de bas étage ou pire encore une chierie de ritchierie nulle à chier ! et c’est peu de le dire puisqu’on ne tient pas bien longtemps dans cette débilité de film à la con… avec Brad Pitre en roue libre.

C’est en effet un vrai supplice de beauferie et d’humour très con branchouille de mes couilles, du genre qui s’écoute parler, déborde de prétention et rit à ses propres clins d’oeil fatigués et usés jusqu’à la corde… alors qu’il pète simplement au dessus de son cul de bobo peigne-cul.

Car tout ici est usé et déjà vu, alors que la non-histoire, le non-scénario tentent de nous faire croire à un film qui n’en est pas un… Rien ne tient debout dans ce merdier, rien du tout… et la connerie tous azimuts n’incite pas à l’indulgence, ni à la curiosité… Même pas la peine de finir ce film, ce serait du temps perdu ! ça ne vaut même pas un (vieux) poil de cul, cette merde.… Expand

2 of 5 users found this helpful23

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VeryFatBobSep 29, 2022

You should watch “The Proposal” instead, because it has Sandra Bullock in it and much more of Ryan Reynolds.

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jeffw38Aug 14, 2022

Walked out at 30 minute mark. (Only other time I’ve done that was for Licorice Pizza which I was able to sit 45 minutes for).

5 of 13 users found this helpful58

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August49Aug 10, 2022

Sometimes funny, often bloody, this film has no reason to have been made. Waste of time unless you are looking for a cinema with air conditioning on a very hot day.

3 of 8 users found this helpful35

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marco34laAug 13, 2022

This is yet another Brad Pitt 'wanna be cool' movie that ends up being style (comedy/action) over any real substance. It tries so hard to be cool, that it's just annoying. I forced myself to stay to the end, but went to bathroom several timesThis is yet another Brad Pitt 'wanna be cool' movie that ends up being style (comedy/action) over any real substance. It tries so hard to be cool, that it's just annoying. I forced myself to stay to the end, but went to bathroom several times to break the time up. 1/2 the audience acted as though this were the 2nd coming of the lord, the other 1/2 were snoozing.… Expand

5 of 15 users found this helpful510

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base_dAug 11, 2022

Angry Joe gave this an 8/10. You know its not good. I just saved you a bunch of money so now you can afford the bread with 0% inflation. You're welcome!

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Qgal5kapOct 2, 2022

Absolutely painful to watch. I turned it off half way through. I get that this isn't made for me, but come on. It is possible to make a decent movie that appeals to a broader age spectrum.

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OlivierPielSep 28, 2022

If you are older than 15 and like this ...turd, there is no hope for you. At the very least, you should not been allowed to vote. It's a film for degenerates.

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GinaKAug 13, 2022

Good performances, lots of pointless action, and some funny lines, but not a great film. I bought the book when it first came out, but never made much progress in it. Still not quite sure what all the hype is about. If you want to see a greatGood performances, lots of pointless action, and some funny lines, but not a great film. I bought the book when it first came out, but never made much progress in it. Still not quite sure what all the hype is about. If you want to see a great train film, watch Sidney Lumet's Murder on the Orient Express.… Expand

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Broker2022Mar 13, 2023

Stupid, hollow film, written for teenagers with hollow, much too long, stupid dialogues, sometimes boring, long-winded and stupid (I must have mentioned it several times). Watched the movie on a streaming service by fast forwarding (2X, 6X,Stupid, hollow film, written for teenagers with hollow, much too long, stupid dialogues, sometimes boring, long-winded and stupid (I must have mentioned it several times). Watched the movie on a streaming service by fast forwarding (2X, 6X, 12X and then 30X) to the redeeming ending, the remaining 2-5 minutes was even dumber and more hollow than the hours before. Brad Pitt at the lowest point of his creative power, maybe that's a good thing, it can only get better!… Expand

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capt_morganDec 20, 2022

I waited to see this as I kind of suspected there was something odd about the silence around it. Its a perfect example of style over substance.

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RohaldJan 31, 2023

Interesting at the beginning but then fell off quickly. The first part was well paced with fun and smart twists but then they killed the best two characters and it descended into gratuitous violence and boring action scenes. Couldn't wait itInteresting at the beginning but then fell off quickly. The first part was well paced with fun and smart twists but then they killed the best two characters and it descended into gratuitous violence and boring action scenes. Couldn't wait it was over.… Expand

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TacarvaMar 18, 2023

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. Bem podre, lento, atuações ruins, história fraca, personagens sem carisma… Expand

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