A Christmas Story Christmas

HBO Max | Release Date (Streaming): November 17, 2022

6.0	USER SCORE Mixed or average reviews based on 26 Ratings

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Brent_MarchantNov 26, 2022

In the interest of full disclosure (and at the risk of sounding like Ebenezer Scrooge), I must confess that I have never been a big fan of this offering’s perennial and much-beloved holiday predecessor (1983), as I saw it as a vehicle thatIn the interest of full disclosure (and at the risk of sounding like Ebenezer Scrooge), I must confess that I have never been a big fan of this offering’s perennial and much-beloved holiday predecessor (1983), as I saw it as a vehicle that aimlessly meandered and struggled too hard to elicit laughs. But the problems faced by the original can’t begin to compare to those of this ill-conceived sequel, a plodding and even more meandering release that’s just not funny and is far too derivative for its own good. It’s easy to see why this is a project that went straight to streaming, because it never would have stood a chance in theaters, despite whatever goodwill and good cheer the holiday season might have been available to generously (and undeservedly) shower upon it. In short, director Clay Kaytis’s third feature outing misses the mark across the board with its lame narrative and even lamer attempts at humor, which come too few and far between to be detectable. “A Christmas Story Christmas” once again proves the old Hollywood adage about not remaking classics or attempting to produce sequels of them; they rarely work, as is very much the case here – a project that never should have left the drawing board.… Expand

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rustyspoonDec 5, 2022

this movie is fantastic and a true sequel to the original. thats what i wouuld say if i was a liar. i reality this film gave me ass cancer.

things i would rather do than watch this movie: run barefoot through a lego covered floor. shoot mythis movie is fantastic and a true sequel to the original. thats what i wouuld say if i was a liar. i reality this film gave me ass cancer.

things i would rather do than watch this movie:

run barefoot through a lego covered floor.

shoot my own eye out with a red ryder bb gun.

get a rough handjob from a chimpanzee.

enjoy a nice homecooked meal with jeffrey dahmer.

trust a fart after taco bell.

spend the afernoon with james corden and amy schumer.

in closing this film is further proof that hollywood is runny out of ideas.
i think they should play this movie on loop in prisons as a way to punish rapist and childmolesters… Expand

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WatchkillerNov 28, 2022

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. This can never top the original there’s much I can say makes not like this movie sequel at all release 39 years after the original I’m going to list one thing one scene that doesn’t make any sense when she gets hurt by slipping on ice and she injured her foot in a scene where she her foot had not healed yet She’s snowball fight with her family she’s able to move around just fine despite her leg not healing yet that makes no sense.… Expand

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