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  • Summary: Your BFA in customer service unfortunately goes to waste as you lose your job to AI. But... a mysterious stranger sends a gift - magical glasses called 'dateviators' - which make your house come alive and dateable!

    Date Everything brings an exciting new twist on the dating simulator
    Your BFA in customer service unfortunately goes to waste as you lose your job to AI. But... a mysterious stranger sends a gift - magical glasses called 'dateviators' - which make your house come alive and dateable!

    Date Everything brings an exciting new twist on the dating simulator genre. Each dateable object will open up, have their own stories and potentially become your lovers, friends, or enemies. With an exhaustive Who's Who of voice actors keeping you company on your journey!
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  1. Positive: 5 out of 8
  2. Negative: 0 out of 8
  1. Jun 12, 2025
    80
    With so many varied characters to get to know there's sure to be at least one that you fall in love with. But even if you do end up friendzoned or worse, this is an experience that’ll leave you with a huge grin on your face.
  2. Jun 17, 2025
    80
    Overall, Date Everything is a charming little package that staves off its inherent repetitiveness with some great writing and an excellent cast of voice performers. The sheer variety of characters here nearly guarantees that there will be at least a handful that connect with everyone. Some of the character design is a bit too busy, though, and tracking down every Dateable can become a lesson in frustration if you have difficulty thinking outside the box. If you’re a VA geek, Date Everything is an absolute must-play; I don’t think we’ll ever see another game with this many high-profile performers together in one package. Recognizing the voices of the Dateables you find is a core part of the fun here, in my opinion. But even if you’re not well versed in modern voice performers, this game is still a fun and often hilarious romp.
  3. Aug 17, 2025
    80
    Date Everything is definitely not for everyone, but those who dare to give it a try and dive a little deeper will be pleasantly surprised by the quality and the love poured into this dating sim.
  4. Jul 11, 2025
    75
    Date Everything is a completely unconventional dating simulator that turns inanimate objects into charismatic characters with surprisingly touching stories. As absurd as the idea of dating a fridge or a shower might seem, the game shines with its creative script, top-notch voice acting, and a narrative that balances humor, drama, and reflections on identity, making it a unique gem for fans of visual novels and quirky comedies.
  5. Jun 17, 2025
    70
    Absolutely heaving with personality, it's clear a lot of heart and soul has gone into making Date Everything. Its characters are beautifully brought to life, but trying to meet everyone (which you'll want to do) can feel a bit of a slog.
  6. Jun 12, 2025
    70
    Date Everything! may not be a game for everyone, but I would certainly recommend it to anyone who is curious and has a good sense of humor.
  7. Jun 18, 2025
    60
    Sassy Chap Games did not succeed here, because the good stories are overshadowed by boredom when you go from one room to another just to talk to another character in your house. You have to be more than usually fond of short stories and quirky characters to stay interested in Date Everything! for any length of time.

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