Totally Accurate Battle Simulator

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  • Summary: In Totally Accurate Battle Simulator you pit waving arm men against each other and watch them fight it out. Be the strategic battle genius you've always known you are by guiding the waving arm dudes to victory against a wide variety of different armies.

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  1. CD-Action
    Nov 19, 2021
    55
    During the first three hours I laughed, zoomed in often to watch the ridiculous action closely, and made o ton of screenshots. However, halfway through the monotonous campaign I was completely fed up with the game’s repetitiveness, tired of its lame AI and annoyed by its poor physics. [06/2021, p.66]
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  1. Polygon
    May 13, 2019
    TABS makes me feel like a dad on the front of a 1970s boxed game, Mousetrap or Battleship or whatever, clean-shaven in his v-neck pullover, bursting with paternal excellence. But unlike those games, TABS is constantly being updated and expanded, with new eras and new units and new puzzles. It’s something we can go back to, again and again. It’s like a little engine for funny narratives. My boy and I enjoy recollecting old war stories of battles won and lost, or positing fantastical potential conflicts between bizarre combinations.

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  1. Positive: 32 out of 44
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  1. rccastro0711
    Feb 22, 2023
    10
    this game can make you laugh 24 hours per day, its simply PERFECT with the wobbly pphysics and lot, I MEAN A LOT of factions and troops, hasthis game can make you laugh 24 hours per day, its simply PERFECT with the wobbly pphysics and lot, I MEAN A LOT of factions and troops, has many campaings so you can learn the mechanics and characters and it is my favorite game honestly, it is a game to not take seriously, it is made for relaxing… Expand
  2. Uppland
    Apr 2, 2019
    10
    This game is good with hilarious moments. This game has been in development in a long time and that is notable when you play this game. TheThis game is good with hilarious moments. This game has been in development in a long time and that is notable when you play this game. The ragdoll in this game is pretty nice which leads to hilarious moments.… Expand
  4. yeetnation
    Dec 4, 2020
    10
    Ok, this is the funniest bullcrap I have ever witnessed. its so fun to do stupid things with battles and the adventure mod is the best! myOk, this is the funniest bullcrap I have ever witnessed. its so fun to do stupid things with battles and the adventure mod is the best! my friends, it wold strongly recommend this game to all of you.… Expand
  5. Hello12345678
    Dec 31, 2020
    9
    TABS is an amazing game , down to its goofy style and its hilarious combat . Its gigantic range of characters keep you from getting bored forTABS is an amazing game , down to its goofy style and its hilarious combat . Its gigantic range of characters keep you from getting bored for an extremely long time… Expand
  6. MaddoxWhite
    Apr 24, 2021
    8
    Pretty good strategy game. Amazing sandbox game. Fling ragdolls around, or even become one. Surprising amount of debt when you wanna take itPretty good strategy game. Amazing sandbox game. Fling ragdolls around, or even become one. Surprising amount of debt when you wanna take it seriously, though.… Expand
  7. BowLL
    Nov 22, 2020
    7
    This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. i find this game pretty disappointing to say the least when it comes to really going a bit further to the game. seriously, playing the campaign was pretty boring as it goes, and the graphics are done well, and made the game look so funny and enjoyable at the start, but man when getting further to campaign, and trying out sandbox, you don't really have much to do.

    what KEPT me from saying this as a 5, was the fact that this had a unit creator, which is definitely nice to keep players up and being able to enjoy the game and have a good laugh while seeing your own created units just fly around.

    overall, not bad, but not either good, because i find it so repetitive and not really fun when going further in the game.. the unit creator really only saved it a bit.    … Expand
  8. Bambikilla
    Oct 16, 2020
    0
    I got banned from the community for a MONTH because I said and I quote "900"

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