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  • Summary: Operate your very own taxi cab company by hiring drivers, upgrading vehicles and getting behind the wheel to complete fares. Some passengers will even encourage you to break traffic laws to get to their destination quickly, but try to avoid the watchful eye of the police.
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  1. Feb 9, 2015
    4
    Even though I enjoyed playing this game for a few hours, I still can't recommend that anyone pay full price for it. That being said; I'veEven though I enjoyed playing this game for a few hours, I still can't recommend that anyone pay full price for it. That being said; I've never enjoyed a game with so many bugs in it before, but I guess there's a first time for everything. And when I say that this game is buggy, I'm talking like, walking naked, covered head-to-toe in maple syrup through the rainforest on the hottest day of the year buggy. For starters, the drivers you hire should all be in prison because they're menaces to society. Do not leave these people alone for even one minute because none of their actions make sense and they will surely kill someone.

    "Hey I'm a single block from that passenger, let me not pick them up and instead drive around in circles a few times before heading off into the opposite direction." I imagine this is what's going through the drivers heads the entire time because I have never seen such horrible AI in all of my life. Not only that, but watching over some of your drivers for a few minutes, and you'll surely notice how they barely follow any rules of the road at all. Red light? Let's run that. Speed limit? Let's go over that. I know some taxi drivers are drunk on the job, but this is just ridiculous. For a better experience just steer clear of hiring extra drivers entirely.

    Like I said, I had some fun playing this game, but then again I got it for like a dollar or two in one of those fancy pants bundles of games for poor people. Aside from that, the graphics are dated and very not good, there is no support for gamepads, the music is boring and also not good, and there is only one view while driving. Pick it up for a few bucks maybe, but for full price pass this one up like the hired drivers in this game often do to potential passengers. Yeah, that's right, I just made a joke about under performing virtual taxi drivers.
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  2. Aug 27, 2014
    1
    No.! This game is so badly broken, that it should be put out of its missery.
    Game mechanics are not functional at any level above very basic.
    No.! This game is so badly broken, that it should be put out of its missery.
    Game mechanics are not functional at any level above very basic. Passengers magically disappears, when dropping them of, the city is VERY limited, pedestrians are running away from your car, but can't be hit by a stray car.
    I'll give it 1, just because it's sooo broken, that it's kind a funny to Watch how bad it is.
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  3. Aug 24, 2014
    0
    No!!! Just no. Please hold on to your money and look at something else. It is still in its alpha stage,
    I do not understand how steam
    No!!! Just no. Please hold on to your money and look at something else. It is still in its alpha stage,
    I do not understand how steam allows this **** to continue.

    Again, NO!
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