Grass Simulator

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  • Summary: Strap it on and lock 'n' load in Grass Simulator, where you will Shoot, Loot and MOO! your way through multiple game modes revolved around...GRASS!. Grass Simulator will revolutionize the way you look at grass; Instead of it being that green stuff that you occasionally see in your gardenStrap it on and lock 'n' load in Grass Simulator, where you will Shoot, Loot and MOO! your way through multiple game modes revolved around...GRASS!. Grass Simulator will revolutionize the way you look at grass; Instead of it being that green stuff that you occasionally see in your garden that you never mow (Yes - We know you neglect it). You play as Garry Rambler, a rogue mercenary that escaped from hell who has sworn to take revenge upon the illusive cows that lurk among the shadows whom murdered his family, stuck in a purgatory filled with nothing but cows, grass and more cows. Only equipped with his moustache, cliché 80's mullet and magnum revolver; the exact revolver he used to kill the legendary cow god that ordered his family to be executed, he must fend for himself in a cruel, unforgiving dimension.… Expand

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  1. Multiplayer.it
    Apr 8, 2015
    10
    Grass Simulator is... a grass simulator. Don't. Buy. It.

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  1. TatsuyaKomane
    Jan 8, 2016
    10
    Beautiful game. 1080 P, 60 FPS. Best game of 2015 and 2069. 10/10 - IGN. 100 score on Metacritic. Best Transformers game ever made. PerfectBeautiful game. 1080 P, 60 FPS. Best game of 2015 and 2069. 10/10 - IGN. 100 score on Metacritic. Best Transformers game ever made. Perfect for FPS Practice.

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  2. tastybaldeagle
    Feb 5, 2018
    0
    Definition of a bad joke. Bought it for a few cents but still totally disappointed.
  4. BFMSAND
    May 14, 2019
    0
    Why ?

    Not even that much grass included..
    Also you are not grass, you just walk on grass.
  5. Sir_Swag117
    Jan 19, 2016
    0
    I want to find the LOVELY person who shat this game out and make them immortal. Then brutally stab them over and over and over until theyI want to find the LOVELY person who shat this game out and make them immortal. Then brutally stab them over and over and over until they apologise publicly for this **** Then stab them s'more.… Expand
  6. Microwav3
    Apr 9, 2015
    0
    Games like this are genuinely ruining video games as a whole. If you find this game remotely funny, please, just kill yourself. To call thisGames like this are genuinely ruining video games as a whole. If you find this game remotely funny, please, just kill yourself. To call this game a "finished product" is just amazing. Furthermore, this game costs $10. You can buy so many better games in a Steam sale for that kind of money.… Expand

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