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  • Summary: That's right - we're doing this again. The baa has been raised, and Pilgor is joined by other goats too. You can invite up to three friends in local or online co-op, create carnage as a team, or compete in mini-games and then not be friends anymore.

    Get ready for another round of udder
    That's right - we're doing this again. The baa has been raised, and Pilgor is joined by other goats too. You can invite up to three friends in local or online co-op, create carnage as a team, or compete in mini-games and then not be friends anymore.

    Get ready for another round of udder mayhem. Lick, headbutt, and ruin your way through a brand new open world in the biggest waste of your time since Goat Simulator! We won't tell you how to play (except in the tutorial), but merely provide the means to be the goats of your dreams.
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Goat Simulator 3 Reveal Trailer | Summer Game Fest 2022
Score distribution:
  1. Positive: 4 out of 12
  2. Negative: 0 out of 12
  1. 100
    Pilgor is back and better than ever. Goat Simulator 3 is the troll sequel no one asked for, but happy to get it, anyway. Help her defeat The Farmer and wreak as much havoc as possible on the residents of San Angora. The result is the punniest adventure you’ll ever go on.
  2. Nov 20, 2022
    80
    All in all, Goat Simulator 3 is a wonderfully wacky experience that is sure to delight, whether you’re playing on your own or with friends. Its gameplay mechanics may get a bit old if you’re playing solo or looking for a layered gameplay story, but if you’re keen for a ridiculous and hilarious casual game to dip in and out of occasionally, Goat Simulator 3 will be an excellent fit for your library.
  3. Mar 2, 2024
    80
    If you have access to a Steam Deck, especially an OLED model, Goat Simulator 3 is an easy recommendation. With how good it is here, I don’t need the Xbox or mobile versions anymore, and will be dipping into the game often to play on Steam Deck. Goat Simulator 3 on Steam Deck is not only my favorite portable version, but my favorite version of the game in general. It has a few issues like prior entries in the series, but is still worth your time regardless of if you are a fan of the series or a newcomer.
  4. Nov 16, 2022
    70
    Despite issues with the game's engine, Goat Simulator 3 is going to go down as a guilty pleasure. It's relaxing in all the ways the original game was and a fun reminder that gaming doesn't always have to take itself so seriously.
  5. There are funnier games out there, from the refined comedic diction of “Untitled Goose Game” to the sardonic humor of “Portal.” But it’s the thrill of discovering ludicrous scenes, and the delight of digging into every crook and cranny in search of more absurd secrets to unearth, that elevates “Goat Simulator 3” above the one-note joke of the original game. Take a long walk along a quiet street, or hitch a ride on a moving van toward the next city. Perhaps you’ll spot the sigil of Baphomet, or meet a clandestine group of occult worshipers, hidden behind the dense foliage of bushes and low-hanging trees. Drag a scarecrow into a satanic circle or two, and see what unfolds; it’s usually an unexpected treat.
  6. Nov 16, 2022
    70
    Unexpectedly lovingly designed sandbox full of chaos and destruction, fun gadgets, ridiculous gags and Easter eggs.
  7. Nov 16, 2022
    50
    Goat Simulator 3 neither excels at gif-able joke physics nor at being a structured singleplayer platformer.

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Score distribution:
  1. Positive: 6 out of 9
  2. Negative: 1 out of 9
  1. Nov 18, 2022
    10
    Game of the year? Nah, game of the DECADE. Or better yet, game of the CENTURY!
  2. Nov 19, 2022
    10
    Im in love w/ goat simulator! s
  3. Nov 22, 2022
    10
    Better than the original.
    Best UI of 2022, easy to learn controls, and great optimization.
  4. Dec 20, 2022
    9
    I've been playing Goat Simulator 3 for 10 hours now, and I'm still finding new things and cool easter eggs that make me smile. This isI've been playing Goat Simulator 3 for 10 hours now, and I'm still finding new things and cool easter eggs that make me smile. This is everything that was good about the original, but taken to the next level. It runs like butter and looks great. Definitely recommend! Expand
  5. Nov 20, 2022
    8
    On the whole, "Goat Simulator 3" has turned out really well. It's fun to move through the new areas and just have fun. The missions have alsoOn the whole, "Goat Simulator 3" has turned out really well. It's fun to move through the new areas and just have fun. The missions have also become varied and wacky. In addition, the controls and the co-op mode have become really good and easy. In addition, good graphics and great animations can be seen. However, there are still some bugs and errors to be found in the game. If you want to have fun with your goat again, you should definitely buy "Goat Simulator 3". Expand
  6. Feb 8, 2023
    7
    Great game to play split screen with those annoying kids that come visit out of nowhere
  7. Dec 29, 2022
    0
    Devs said to people that wanted to play their game using a controller they need to launch the game through Steam, their game is an epigDevs said to people that wanted to play their game using a controller they need to launch the game through Steam, their game is an epig exclusive yet they recommend to people to launch their game using steam, this is every thing that you need to know about this "game". Expand

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