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  • Summary: You have been sentenced to the horrors of: the modern apartment.

    A mystery spanning 3 - infinte days in a smart-apartment complex. Request friendship, drink coffee, commit crimes. Or would you break the rules? You may find yourself forced into a path of mindless violence, deception,
    You have been sentenced to the horrors of: the modern apartment.

    A mystery spanning 3 - infinte days in a smart-apartment complex.

    Request friendship, drink coffee, commit crimes. Or would you break the rules?

    You may find yourself forced into a path of mindless violence, deception, and soul-crushing retail labor. There is another way, but it will not be handed to you like a morality-simulator for good-boy points.
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  1. Dec 20, 2025
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    DRINK HUMAN BEANS owes its tense, satirical environmental horror to a strong narrative backbone and unsettling presentation, but its heavy reliance on repetition drains away a chunk of the fun. I found myself intrigued by the story and what it was building toward, yet frequently frustrated by how much time I spent doing the same slow, mundane tasks just to see the next piece of the narrative puzzle.