Susan Wloszczyna

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For 678 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 53% higher than the average critic
  • 3% same as the average critic
  • 44% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 7.8 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Susan Wloszczyna's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 58
Highest review score: 100 Toni Erdmann
Lowest review score: 0 Amos & Andrew
Score distribution:
678 movie reviews
    • 42 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    Directed by action specialist Robert Schwentke (“Red,” “Flightplan”), Insurgent surges along with capable set pieces but less meaningful human interaction than in “Divergent.”
    • 59 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    If a well-intentioned, occasionally funny, often moving yet nonetheless flawed "womance."
    • 62 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    To Gibson's credit, Face's essential hokiness doesn't sink in until later. Let's hope, though, the Mel Man has flushed this scarface stuff out of his system. [25 Aug 1993, p.3D]
    • USA Today
    • 62 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    In her latest film Touched With Fire, she (Holmes) delivers a beautifully understated and moving performance.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    Kasdan hasn't lost his touch at gathering terrific ensemble casts, although the performances are uneven.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    PCU
    PCU is less a blatant ripoff of Animal House than a fond homage. This '90s update on campus life never reaches that landmark comedy's inspired heights (or depths, as it were) of anarchy. It also could use a waggle or two of John Belushi's bushily subversive eyebrows....But actor Hart Bochner's directing debut - aided by zippy camerawork - still offers a laugh-propelled good time while tweaking political correctness gone amok at Port Chester University (PCU). [29 Apr 1994, p.5D]
    • USA Today
    • 40 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    Instead of scoring belly laughs, there's a run on randy guy banter between Duchovny and Jones.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    Honour, for good and bad, is nowhere near as gruesome and downbeat as its subject might suggest.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    Schneider, with his cherub curls and scrawny physique, adopts a pussycat persona that engenders goodwill.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    The case itself ultimately proves less an involving puzzle for the audience than a lesson for Holmes in humility.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    With admirable techno-savvy, the film upgrades the paranoia-propelled thriller and downloads it into the '90s. Reminiscent of a slew of films, including The Pelican Brief and The Fugitive, The Net - ploddingly directed by Irwin Winkler - is frustratingly average in almost every other respect, however. [28 July 1995, p.5D]
    • USA Today
    • 57 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    As holiday heartwarmers go, The Santa Clause is an amusing stocking stuffer, a sitcom-superficial novelty that jingles many of the same bells as last year's "Mrs. Doubtfire". [11 Nov 1994 Pg. 12.D]
    • USA Today
    • 42 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    All this sounds eminently promising. But it would need a wordsmith as witty and wise as Emma Thompson, who won an Oscar for adapting the big-screen version of 1995's "Sense and Sensibility," to pull it off and do Austen herself justice.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    At least a few good things are found in this small package.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    In the tautly terrific thriller In the Line of Fire , Clint Eastwood toys with his own grizzled-vet screen image like a frisky kitten with a yarn ball. [09 Jul 1993 Pg. 01.D]
    • USA Today
    • 48 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    Surprise, surprise. This "Planes" quickly grounds itself with a story that at least offers an emotional hook (if not ladder) that most adults and even kids can appreciate.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    Every once in a while in Airheads, there's a perfect out-there moment that will strike a feedback-warped chord with diehard heavy-metal fans. [5 Aug 1994, p.4D]
    • USA Today
    • 64 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    The ending is nicely wistful but let's get real. A couple of million doesn't go far these days, at least not at the rate of Perez's shopping sprees. Still, if you're willing to take a chance on romance, buy a ticket to It Could Happen to You. Just don't expect a huge payoff. [29 July 1994, p.7D]
    • USA Today
    • 41 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    The story is about as good as the average TV cop drama. But here actions speak far louder than words, and Seagal is quite eloquent. Rather than weapons, he prefers a hands-on approach to his enemies. Twisted limbs are his specialty. [12 Feb 1990, p.2D]
    • USA Today
    • 69 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    Watching the new batch of mischief makers in Gremlins 2 is like gorging on raw cookie dough. Tastes yummy at first, but pretty soon you begin to get sick of the stuff. [15 Jun 1990, p.1D]
    • USA Today
    • 62 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    There is a keen intellect behind this devoutly defiant fable.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    Despite solid acting, it's a fantasy for those who don't know jack about what really makes for a wonderful life.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    A light, sweet romantic comedy and a Manhattan-without-fear setting make Night a charmer, especially for young couples falling in love. But just as falling in love demands a willing suspension of disbelief, so does this tale of revolving roommates. [3 May 1993, p.8D]
    • USA Today
    • 47 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    Director Jonathan Lynn has had his hits (My Cousin Vinny) and stinkeroos (Greedy). This falls in between. [29 Mar 1996, p.4D]
    • USA Today
    • 57 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    Actually, as films inspired by Saturday Night Live sketches go, this is pretty good. Count on three big belly laughs if you are over 30, more if you are under 18 and even have a belly. [14 Feb 1994 Pg. 04.D]
    • USA Today
    • 53 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    The film barely skims the grimmer realities of growing old - sickness, money problems, loneliness and death. Still, you couldn't think of two better Grinches to spend the holiday with than Lemmon and Matthau. [23 Dec 1993, p.5D]
    • USA Today
    • 67 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    At the very least, we should give thanks that an almighty cinematographer like Emmanuel Lubezki, who has won a record three consecutive Oscars for his work on “Gravity,” “Birdman” and “The Revenant,” exists.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    Overlong, overdone and overwrought, the narratively challenged Set It Off gets off on exploitation shock and social-conscience schlock in equal measure. Yet it still manages to get it on entertainingly with a big assist from Latifah, blasting off the screen like human TNT, and Jada Pinkett (The Nutty Professor) in another firecracker performance. [06 Nov 1996]
    • USA Today
    • 47 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    Molasses-paced fable.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    As for the a capella performances, there is something a little prefab and not as organic as those in the first film.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    If I wanted to read my way through a film that features words dancing around the screen as if they were waltzing Post-Its, I would have sat through a foreign movie with subtitles instead.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    Dad
    If the filmmakers were after a kind of Terms of Endearment for men, they didn't get it. Instead, revel in ''golden-agers'' Lemmon and Dukakis, and have a good cry. And shed an extra tear for a golden film opportunity lost. [27 Oct 1989, p.4D]
    • USA Today
    • 60 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    As a date-night viewing option for this weekend, this nearly all-sung autopsy of a failed marriage would pretty much qualify as a Valentine’s Day massacre.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    Soapdish is forever blowing comic bubbles. Most burst in mid-flight. But a few, thanks to the talents of stars Sally Field and Kevin Kline, work up into a laughable lather. [31 May 1991, p.4D]
    • USA Today
    • 48 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    Lane, still an incandescent knockout at 52, continues to pull off expressing sensuality and sexiness better than most actresses of any age.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    High-grade B flick about illegal street racing among gangs in Los Angeles applies the brakes only for the bare minimum of plot injection.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    The foot-stomping, hand-clapping, ear-electrifying soundtrack, courtesy of such pros as B.B. King and Eric Clapton plus newcomers like Erykah Badu, in Blues Brothers 2000 (# # 1/2 out of four) rectifies many a movie-making sin in this near-Xerox sequel to the 1980 Saturday Night Live-spun hit starring Dan Aykroyd and the late John Belushi. [06 Feb 1998]
    • USA Today
    • 50 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    Directed with care by Leon Ichaso and written by New Jack's Barry Michael Cooper, snazzy-looking Hill also covers familiar terrain. [25 Feb 1994, p.4D]
    • USA Today
    • 48 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    Director John Carpenter (Halloween) draws the best out of a Topper-esque script that's surprisingly sophisticated. [28 Feb 1992, p.8D]
    • USA Today
    • 49 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    Any movie with a cast that includes such live wires as Marisa Tomei, Sam Rockwell and Natasha Lyonne is bound to have something going for it. But the actual stars of this film, directed by playwright/novelist Adam Rapp, turn out to be two veteran second-tier players making their feature screenwriting debut.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    The garden, an Edenic metaphor that gives the story its fertile power, should be as much of a living character as Maggie Smith's wonderfully brusque housekeeper - but isn't. As a result, everything that follows feels anti-climatic. Even if the plot plods a bit, there are pleasures to be plucked, especially in the performances of the children. [13 Aug 1993, p.4D]
    • USA Today
    • 59 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    So much water. Such a dramatic washout.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    The musical score is a dud, and the film is one firebomb too long. But GoldenEye's vision is 20/20 when it comes to reviving a legend. [17Nov1995 Pg.01.D]
    • USA Today
    • 63 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    At the nasty center of the otherwise dutiful Denial is a slimy, self-aggrandizing upper-class blowhard of a bigot who believes he has every right to circulate hateful and hurtful falsehoods to his followers.
    • 25 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    Who knew such a seamy swim in the misogynistic swill of life could be so entertaining?
    • 62 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    Still, the funny lady is better at zinging quips than defining her Socialist agenda.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    a painful though sadly humorous portrait of sisterhood deftly written by Leigh's mom, Barbara Turner, and directed with just-right spareness by Ulu Grosbard. [08 Dec 1995]
    • USA Today
    • 74 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    This is neither the most cinematically entertaining nor the sexiest topic ever examined by what amounts to a Code Red warning sign of a public service announcement. But Dick and producers Amy Ziering and Amy Herdy know the value of focusing on a compelling collection of human subjects who generously relive their first-hand agony.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    Isn't all that romantic and is only half as funny as it thinks it is.
    • USA Today
    • 62 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    Kiss is tasty-enough escape fare. Just don't expect anything more filling than Hershey's foiled variety. [10 Jul 1992, p.5D]
    • USA Today
    • 65 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    Seeing Noises Off the movie is better than waiting for it to arrive at the local dinner theater. But served in a setting devoid of spontaneity, Off just seems a little off. [20 March 1992, p.4D]
    • USA Today
    • 61 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    If Sunlight Jr. does anything, it is to shine a light on the fact that the American dream is a dormant notion for far too many.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    Pacific Heights may not have a psychopath worthy of Psycho. But it has a timely moral: Never rush to buy in a sluggish housing market. [28 Sept 1990, p.9D]
    • USA Today
    • 61 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    A certain sloppiness prevents The To Do List from entering the female coming-of-age pantheon of "Sixteen Candles," "Clueless" and "Mean Girls."
    • 58 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    The Keeping Room does exceed “The Beguiled” with its progressive gender politics and morose minimalist approach. But when it comes to presenting a more watchable story, the older film would be the one that stops you from clicking to another channel if it pops up on TV. A little bit of pulp does help the message go down.
    • 33 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    Unlike glossier renderings of twentysomething love, Eric Schaeffer's If Lucy Fell at least elicits the heartfelt goodwill of a messy homemade valentine. [8 March 1996]
    • USA Today
    • 58 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    Is Wheeler filled with twangy clichés? Yes, but this attempt at pseudo cinema verite basically rests on Dorff’s slim, plaid-shirted shoulders—and dang if he doesn’t make this simple yet sincere saga hit more than a few high notes.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    From morning traffic jams to passive-aggressive bosses who justify their existence by making yours miserable, Space gets it right. [19 Feb 1999]
    • USA Today
    • 37 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    Another one of those high-gloss treatments of domestic strife that want to have it both ways. Sitcom-slick, melodrama-edgy.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    While no one is going to mistake The Hitman’s Bodyguard for high art, it will please those in the mood for late-summer fun.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    A gentler adjunct to the dumb-buddy craze that's mostly inoffensive, save for a gratuitous bong-smoking scene. [31 Mar 1995, p.4D]
    • USA Today
    • 56 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    Delivers diverting comic fluff for the bland clan's fans. [23 Aug 1996, p.8D]
    • USA Today
    • 51 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    These guys still know how to not just hold our attention but grab it, even if their current film needs them more than they need it.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    But there is a satisfying, old-fashioned "Moonstruck" sensibility at work, one that will be appreciated by folks who like their beef corned and their movies cornier.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    Neither as funny and scary as the first, nor as campy and breathless as the second, Alien 3 can only settle for third best. Considering the state of sci-fi movies, that may be enough. [22 May 1992, p.12D]
    • USA Today
    • 62 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    The film ultimately lets Mirabelle down and leaves the viewer dissatisfied. A "Lost in Translation" drained of its wryly observed humor, Shopgirl is worth a browse. But it isn't always easy to buy.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    One glance at the static camerawork that plagues the entirety of Happy Christmas and you might also discern that this is a minimalist mumblecore production, a kitchen-sink-style indie genre that apparently outlaws long shots or close-ups.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    Heisserer doesn't get everything right, but he sure knows how to milk a taut ending, including a miraculous final shot, one that would have drawn tears even if Walker were still around. For those who wish to see the actor at his best, Hours is worth the time.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    It is less of a horror flick and more of a suspense thriller with sci-fi elements that possesses both brains–some sacrificed in messy fashion, of course–and a heart, as it makes a statement about an imaginary social issue that reflects those conflicts facing our country today.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    Especially strange: A gimmicky cameo by an actress who outclasses all previous goings-on.
    • USA Today
    • 57 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    The Intervention is no embarrassment, and any time a woman is allowed to direct a film benefits the cause. But if DuVall’s purpose was to provide a snapshot of her generation, she should have sharpened her focus and dug a little deeper.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    The sad fact is Williams is at his best while trapped in Andrew's original sleek form. His performance is subtle, his reactions restrained. The more Robin is exposed, the more ham is served.
    • USA Today
    • 37 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    Too bad that the makers of The Nut Job eagerly purloined Scrat's primal motivation—food—but failed to note the charm of his minimalist approach.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    Isn't smart enough to cut it as the ultimate blond joke. [25 April 1997, p. 4D]
    • USA Today
    • 56 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    While Van Peebles' ambitions are epic-size, his results, sad to say, are less so. This is one messy Western omelet - highly edible but overscrambled. [14 May 1993, p.3D]
    • USA Today
    • 52 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    Hits its silly stride early and never shifts into a higher gear.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    But director Jodie Foster and writer W.D.Richter aren't content to serve the usual Planes, Trains and Cliches at their Thanksgiving feast. With her keen actor's instincts, Foster piles on plenty for her terrific cast to chew on and for us to savor. [03 Nov 1995, Pg.01.D]
    • USA Today
    • 49 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    While the rapping stars of House Party I and II bring a few fresh (as in cool) ideas to the premise, little about this cartoony comedy seems all that fresh (as in not stale). [05 Jun 1992, p.4D]
    • USA Today
    • 45 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    Parents may be pleased, children will cheer. But it's too bad the movie turtles have had to sacrifice their snap, victims of a box-office shell game. [22 Mar 1991, p.4D]
    • USA Today
    • 45 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    This boomer-coddling comic fantasy, in which a callous adult on the brink of 40 has a chance encounter with his pudgy, lisping 8-year-old self, is an iffier what-if.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    Nothing like a trashy, all-hell-breaks-loose onslaught of blood, bullets and babes that borrows inspiration from a recycling bin stuffed with leftovers from ‘60s grindhouse films, Japanese horror, “Kill Bill,” “Saw” and splatter-fest videogames to cleanse one’s visual palate of those highbrow Oscar contenders.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    Regard it also as a well-intentioned clunker. [10 July 1991, p.4D]
    • USA Today
    • 51 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    But Live From New York! is required viewing only if the network’s own 3½-hour marathon salute to four decades of skit hilarity earlier this year was not enough of a retrospective for you.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    Mermaids will satisfy those who like sentiment served on a plastic platter. Others should treat it like 3-day-old fish. [14 Dec 1990, p.5D]
    • USA Today
    • 51 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    What starts as a bright and bouncy time-waster that at least borrows from the best of its genre-defining ilk -- "Fast Times at Ridgemont High", "Clueless", "Carrie", "The Breakfast Club" -- eventually stumbles into sappy message-movie territory. [29 Jan 1999, p. 09E]
    • USA Today
    • 48 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    Sinbad steers First Kid past mediocrity. [30 Aug 1996]
    • USA Today
    • 42 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    It's instantly devoured and quickly forgotten.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    Director Hugh Wilson and co-writer Peter Torokvei allow this Driving Miss Daisy with attitude to fully steep, like a cup of fine tea spiked with lemon. [11Mar1994 Pg. 01.D]
    • USA Today
    • 41 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    The main problem of Monster Trucks is how content it is to take its sweet time before shifting into high-action gear.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    Often, Song One feels like the timid B-side of last summer’s more satisfying music-biz saga, the much less woe-is-me and a lot more let’s-have-some-fun “Begin Again.”
    • 39 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    Freddy's Dead is fan fare, with little to offer those who aren't already Freddy freaks. [16 Sept 1991, p.5D]
    • USA Today
    • 30 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    Even with nifty giant bird Nimbly, flying dog-dragon Falkor and Tonto-like sidekick Atreyu along for the ride, Bastian seems to meander more than tumble into fun- filled adventures. For all its echoes of Oz, Fantasia is not much of a merry old land. [11 Feb 1991, p.4D]
    • USA Today
    • 45 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    Despite Murphy's campaigning, Gentleman deserves a veto. [04 Dec 1992]
    • USA Today
    • 39 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    Planes modestly succeeds. Very modestly.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    In this second round of so-so kung-foolery, three brothers once again strain credibility and make sushi out of new foes. [06 May 1994, p.5D]
    • USA Today
    • 62 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    The "nonsequel" that regathers the inspired loonies who scaled the heights of giddy anarchy in 1988's "A Fish Called Wanda," is a different comic species. [24 January 1997, p. 3D]
    • USA Today
    • 54 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    Ultimately amounts to a visually ambitious tone poem about the none-too-surprising caprices of male adolescence.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    This joyless coming-of-age travelogue is such a downer that not even breathtaking locales can provide a lift.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    Well-intentioned even as it surrenders to commercialism, G.I. Jane comes on like the ultimate battle of the sexes. But it ends up being an unfulfilling exercise in pseudo-feminism. [22 August 1997, p. 7D]
    • USA Today
    • 51 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    Never reaches much beyond the surface, and what lies there is all too predictable.

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