Susan Wloszczyna

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For 678 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 53% higher than the average critic
  • 3% same as the average critic
  • 44% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 7.8 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Susan Wloszczyna's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 58
Highest review score: 100 Toni Erdmann
Lowest review score: 0 Amos & Andrew
Score distribution:
678 movie reviews
    • 76 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    Nighy is never less than splendid.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    Memphis Belle (the title is the name of the plane) doesn't soar. But it does serve as an entertaining historical account similar to the baseball scandal of Eight Men Out or the Olympic glory of Chariots of Fire (no surprise, since co-producer David Puttnam also did Fire). [12 Oct 1990, p.4D]
    • USA Today
    • 64 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    DreamWorks' story of Moses raises the bar on the art of cartooning to the top of Mount Sinai and beyond.
    • USA Today
    • 59 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    Carrey's jolly green mug carries Mask. [29 July 1994, p. D1]
    • USA Today
    • 57 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    Any qualms that The Addams Family movie might be more creaky than kooky quickly evaporate, like mist over a still-toasty cadaver. [22 Nov 1991, p.1D]
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    • 58 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    If the boozy epic confrontations of "Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?" or "Cat on a Hot Tin Roof" are your definition of a good time, then this is the place to be.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    A coming-of-age tale that truly floats like a butterfly and stings like a bee.
    • USA Today
    • 46 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    Clumsier hands could have planted this load of pungent sap and come up with sticky fingers. But the creators of this based-on-truth fable carefully cultivate the material so it comes off fresher than it sounds.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    Truth be told, Joel and Ethan's game is a little off, inconsistent and at times just plain incoherent. But they roll enough solid laughs and eye-tickling camera tricks to satisfy. [6 March 1998]
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    • 66 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    To reveal too many details of this “Law & Order” meets “Jurassic Park” procedural, especially what eventually happens to Sue, sort of dilutes the thriller aspect of the story. I suggest resisting the urge to Google if you plan to see the doc. I did and was glad to be in the dark.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    This is comfort comedy, pure and simple.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    Back to the Future Part III wraps up the film series with a big high-tech lasso and ropes in one heck of a good time. [25 May 1990, p.01D]
    • USA Today
    • 66 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    Where the highly likable actress (Zellweger) proves most valuable is in making us adore this insecure, clumsy, contradictory creature.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    Knight is a medieval festival for the eye and ear, with rich blue hues and stirring fanfares. [07 Jul 1995, p.1D]
    • USA Today
    • 79 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    Like most of Jarmusch’s films, the emphasis is not on action but interaction—especially the verbal kind. And atmosphere.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    Most novel is Rounders' message that the real sin isn't giving into vice but denying your God-given talents and not risking it all.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    The Sting-like ending with its crosses and double-crosses could have been better handled, but there are plenty of other payoffs in Hoodlum. [27Aug1995 Pg02.D]
    • USA Today
    • 52 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    Goldie Hawn and Steve Martin make Housesitter worth sitting through. While no Hepburn and Tracy, the pair still transform this overly contrived screwball romp into an inspired game of charades. [12 July 1992, p.4D]
    • USA Today
    • 51 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    Let the killjoys squawk. Lucas has proved he has the Naboos to pull it off again. And again. And again.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    Keaton doesn't stoop to bitter-spinster blather. Instead, the luminous vulnerability that served her well in such dramas as "Shoot the Moon" lights up this depressing, gallows-humored heart-tugger. [18 Dec 1996, Pg.01.D]
    • USA Today
    • 82 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    It's one of the most emotionally draining climaxes of the year.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    Dramatically moving and good-naturedly humorous, it transmits a sharp picture of humanity that inspires both awe and laughter.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    A tidy and tension-filled exercise in terror that takes stage fright to literal extremes.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    Note this in your Starlog: Tacky toupees are out. Chrome domes are in. And not only is the future in safe hands, so is the "Star Trek" franchise. [22 Nov 1996 Pg.05.D]
    • USA Today
    • 65 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    It's a rare movie that prefers a moral victory over a rah-rah one. [18 Sept 1992, p.5D]
    • USA Today
    • 96 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    The first all computer-animated feature, which brings a bedroom of playthings to bouncy life, is yummy eye candy spiked with 3-D-style tactile treats.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    A well-done but all-too-woeful wallow of a documentary.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    The special effects are pretty special for the most part, and the movie seems only about 10 minutes too long. [23 June 1989, p.1D]
    • USA Today
    • 41 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    Has the refined taste to crib from classics like "Double Indemnity."
    • USA Today
    • 49 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    Artful it's not. But it's awfully affable. [26 March 1999, Life, p.9E]
    • USA Today
    • 48 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    There's much mumbo-jumbo about past lives and symbolic tattoos, but who cares when you can gaze at a sight as lovely as a dirigible floating in the night sky?
    • 59 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    Its makers know all too well how to fully exploit the power of a catchy pop song.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    A family movie with a heart and a brain. And if you aren't moved to tears, you might need an organ transplant.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    Nothing will break your heart as much as watching this man, desperate to keep this woman in his life, waltzing around the room with a laptop in his arms while staring into her faraway eyes.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    It is a good thing these actors are charming enough that they aren’t too hampered by a long string of fish-out-of-water gags.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    This fairly laugh-packed comedy aims to address the desire for intimate companionship in older adults, an increasingly topical issue as more Americans live into their nineties.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    There is a welcome sense of familiarity in Bridget Jones's Baby — but also of the fresh and au courant.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    A dinner-party-from-hell scenario best served as unspoiled as possible. After all, a psychological thriller built upon slow-simmering tension is only as good as its surprises.
    • 27 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    As shallow as a shot glass.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    It's as disturbing a movie as you are likely to witness this year. [21Feb1997 Pg.04.D]
    • USA Today
    • 78 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    The director was smart enough to take a trait that often caused an actor to be be typecast as a menacing figure and turn it into a strength.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    All about macho my-weapon-is-bigger-than-your-weapon posturing and far-fetched coincidences that slam together in an entertaining rush.
    • USA Today
    • 72 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    A decidedly sentimental American version, with much comedy (by mistake, Bob Cratchit actually knocks Scrooge's hat off with a snowball) and fortified with a Scrooge who is not so much a born-to-be-cruel wretch but a tortured soul who lost the meaning of Christmas along the way. [15 Dec 1992, p.6D]
    • USA Today
    • 56 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    The smart script is brave enough to venture beyond yesterday’s fleeting Twitter fodder for its pop-cultural references. As a result, Paper Towns might be the only movie to ever pay tribute to Walt Whitman’s poetry, Woody Guthrie’s music and the empowering theme song from the “Pokemon” cartoon series.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    Nothing too fancy or ambitious. Instead, writer-director George Tillman Jr. serves up down-home fare that enriches the heart and leaves you satisfied if stuffed. [26Sep1997 Pg.06.D]
    • USA Today
    • 73 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    The film bobs along like a designer balloon, pumped with wry observations on Marky Mark and Mentos ads. But none of the other cartoonish characters command like twinkly Silverstone.
    • 87 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    With the astonishingly assured newcomer Jason Schwartzman to bounce off of, Murray has his best comic foil since those feisty rodents in Groundhog Day and Caddyshack. [5 February 1999, Life, p.11E]
    • USA Today
    • 73 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    With near-Swiss precision, director/producer Jay Roach and his writers make sure familiarity breeds hilarity.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    Arnie is Arnie. He has all the cute lines ("No problemo," "Hasta la vista, baby''). And he does more with a squint than anyone since Popeye. [3 July 1991, Life, p.1D]
    • USA Today
    • 54 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    Cézanne et Moi is at its most intoxicating whenever it looks and acts like a landscape painted by its title 19th-century French artist.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    The Drop is just how I like my Tom Hardy – in nearly every scene.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    The kind of quirky, character-driven comedy they don't make much anymore.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    The best romantic comedies intoxicate like vintage champagne. Picture Perfect, on the other hand, is like a wine spritzer. Insubstantial and oversweet, it still refreshes as a midsummer brain cooler. [1 August 1997, p. 3D]
    • USA Today
    • 56 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    Darkly comic 2 Days in the Valley is Tarantino lite and low-fat Altman. And that's not bad. It leaves you filled but without that bloated feeling. [27 Sept 1996]
    • USA Today
    • 60 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    The pitch of the script, written by director Mark Herman, isn't perfect. But these earthy blokes are an engaging lot, the soot of the earth, with an admirably wry view of their bleak situations. [23May1997 Pg 03.D]
    • USA Today
    • 71 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    If it's a spirit-lifter you want, Rudy is the perfect pep rally for your soul. [13 Oct 1993, p.8D]
    • USA Today
    • 59 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    There's also a nice cheekiness to the material written by Robert Towne ("Chinatown"), and the usual cool high-tech toys are deployed.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    Yummy yet empty.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    Think "Animal Farm" redone as Ant Farm. [2 October 1998, p. 11E]
    • USA Today
    • 70 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    For anyone who adores Smith—which is pretty much everyone these days—they will have quite a satisfying ride with this crusty grand dame behind the wheel.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    Blaze is like an old-fashioned striptease - the juicy story line gets you all hot and bothered, but you end up wanting more. [13 Dec 1989, p.4D]
    • USA Today
    • 76 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    Documentaries that rely on a steady stream of talking heads—interspersed here with fleeting film clips—usually are not my favorite. However, when those heads belong to talented and perceptive women who rarely get a chance to speak their minds let alone get hired to make a movie, I can definitely make an exception.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    It's a case of bad guys who want to use an invader for nefarious purposes - in this case, germ warfare - and good guys who want to save humanity. The formula is still potent, especially when stirred by director Wolfgang Petersen. [10 Mar 1995, p.1D]
    • USA Today
    • 49 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    By the time the prey turns hunter, however, the tale becomes overly predictable. And it never taps Kingsley's potential as a ruthless father figure to the beauteous, almost-sympathetic creature. Still, Species is a kick to the finish, groaner ending and all. If anyone could make E.T. forget all about phoning home, it's Sil. [07 July 1995, p.12D]
    • USA Today
    • 72 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    The Wedding Plan feels less like “My Big Fat Jewish Nuptials” and more of a faith-based variation on a Disney princess fantasy. Instead of a fairy godmother, God himself will find her Mr. Right.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    As entertainment, such dark material can only stretch so far, and Series 7 comes awfully close to being as numbing as the genre it mocks. But its power can't be denied.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    An Innocent Man is no White Heat, and Selleck is no James Cagney. But this kind of fast-paced entertainment is almost top of the world, ma. [06 Oct 1989, p.5D]
    • USA Today
    • 65 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    The special effects are scream-worthy, the gore is minimal and the humor has a folksy zing to it. [19 Jan 1990, p.1D]
    • USA Today
    • 71 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    Girls Trip is the ladies-on-the-loose comedy that everyone needs right now, even if they don’t know it yet.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    With each on-screen chapter, the poor girl from District 12 continues to fulfill her destiny as an inspiration and a rebel fighter. She is but one female, but she's the perfect antidote to the surplus of male superheroes out there.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    Director and co-writer So Yong Kim achieves a delicate, naturalistic tone both visually (many scenic outdoor settings involving rain, bodies of water or both) and melodically (a mostly soothing heart-fluttery soundtrack) that is underlined by handheld camera close-ups.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    Most filmmakers barely know how to capitalize on Dawson’s talents other than to fill up the screen with her goddess-like beauty. But Rock treats her single mom who boasts a checkered romantic past along with strong opinions as an equal sparring partner.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    Not for kids, silly. The little devils will devour this deviously delicious assault on abusive authority figures like the cake gobbled by the story's gluttonous schoolboy. [02 Aug 1996, p.1D]
    • USA Today
    • 44 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    Needless to say, the shapely Aniston pulls it off without a hitch — even if she never actually appears without a stitch. If this gutsy performance leads to better opportunities—a remake of Demi Moore's ill-conceived "Striptease," perhaps — I might sleep better at night.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    Hello, My Name is Doris is like a beacon of beckoning human warmth just waiting to be cherished.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    Little ones may squirm during the more literary parts, but the sappy tunes by Paul Williams make fine potty breaks. Adults will enjoy the gently mocking tone - Rizzo asks whether the ghostly goings-on will scare kids. ''Nah,'' replies Gonzo. ''This is culture.'' As for the Muppets, it's great to see them together again on the big screen. God bless them, every one. [11 Dec 1992, p.4D]
    • USA Today
    • 69 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    Engagingly offbeat. [4 December 1998, Life, p.13E]
    • USA Today
    • 52 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    Isn't always perfect. But it fills an empty spot in the hearts of girls of all ages who have been pining all summer for a movie like this.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    This is first and foremost Eastwood’s movie and if he wants to feature his incongruous tinkling piano-bar jazz on the soundtrack, that is his prerogative.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    Much like the way that Stubby was often underestimated before he found his calling, I came into this film not expecting how much I would appreciate a more thoughtful use of animation to tell an engaging story.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    (Craven) and his Scream dream team have done a frightfully good job of killing off and wrapping up the popular horror series.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    A forlornly funny and emotionally bruising dramedy that rarely misses an opportunity to reveal humans as the flawed and occasionally awful beings that they are.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    Yearning for an old-fashioned movie with a well-told, uplifting message? Music of the Heart is playing your song.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    His (Myers) affection for the era and its gaudy, bawdy movies inject this bit of fluff with giddy energy.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    With its cast of extremely likable performers, the perfect summer-in-the-city backdrop—in this case, New York — and a soundtrack stuffed with catchy, well-produced hits, Begin Again makes for easy-breezy entertainment.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    Atypical teen drama about opposites attracting that often (and happily) confounds expectations.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    A good Woody Allen flick is a thing of joy these days and, at times, Blue Jasmine is even a great one, close to being an equal to 2005's "Match Point."
    • 74 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    Witherspoon tries, even doing her first-ever nude scenes, to convince us she has hit the skids. Yet no matter how greasy her hair or how dead her eyes, I just can’t buy her as a self-destructive junkie.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    A film that wins on 'Courage' of its convictions. {12 July 1996, p. D1]
    • USA Today
    • 77 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    The result might be less fulfilling this time, but “Dory” is ultimately worth the voyage.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    Quaid's return to form is worth cheering. He helps make Flesh a watchable depressant. [05 Nov 1993, p.4D]
    • USA Today
    • 65 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    An intoxicating kiddie cocktail for young-at-heart adults, inspired by a Disney fairy tale based on fact: the making of "Mary Poppins."
    • 60 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    Costner and Russo show they're up to par. [16 August 1996, p.D1]
    • USA Today
    • 45 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    Like a lava lamp turned on high, Joe Versus the Volcano glows with originality. Go bask in it. [9 Mar 1990, p.4D]
    • USA Today
    • 81 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    If all I saw was the first half, I would have given it a shrug and left in a semi-foul mood. But the whole is greater for being two parts in this case, making me glad that I have finally lost my Hong Sang-soo virginity.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    Only a grouch wouldn't be a little tickled.
    • USA Today
    • 55 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    All it takes is one breathtaking shot near the conclusion of A Tale of Love and Darkness, when the aged Amos stares helplessly at his troubled mother through a pane of glass coated with teary rivulets of rain, to know Portman has an artistic vision worth sharing and developing.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    Once this self-consciously campy fairy tale stops trying so hard to emulate every high-school comedy and TV show from the past 30 years and relaxes into a stream of clever repartee and amusing situations, it eventually offers enough LOL opportunities to deserve a passing grade.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    This is the best Seagal yet - written by J.F. Lawton, who also did Pretty Woman, oddly enough. But let's not go overboard. The convoluted plot treads water far too long as the good guys on land discuss strategy in a Dr. Strangelove-style conference room. The violence is way too graphic as Seagal treats the hijackers as if they were cheap cuts of beef. And Erika Eleniak's centerfold bimbo may be played for laughs, but it's no joke when she's the token woman. Then again, it's too much to expect an action top dog to learn too many new tricks. [09 Oct 1992, p.8D]
    • USA Today
    • 52 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    It could be worse.
    • USA Today

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