Susan Wloszczyna

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For 678 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 53% higher than the average critic
  • 3% same as the average critic
  • 44% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 7.8 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Susan Wloszczyna's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 58
Highest review score: 100 The Silence of the Lambs
Lowest review score: 0 Amos & Andrew
Score distribution:
678 movie reviews
    • 74 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    This is neither the most cinematically entertaining nor the sexiest topic ever examined by what amounts to a Code Red warning sign of a public service announcement. But Dick and producers Amy Ziering and Amy Herdy know the value of focusing on a compelling collection of human subjects who generously relive their first-hand agony.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    As movies about misanthropic outsider artists with medical issues go, “Don’t Worry” doesn’t come close to the superb “American Splendor” with Paul Giamatti as the irascible Harvey Pekar.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    A well-done but all-too-woeful wallow of a documentary.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    Clumsily conflates our country’s racist genocide of Native Americans with the era’s marginalizing of women and their lack of rights.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    As the director, co-writer, editor and composer of ominous piano tinkling heard on the soundtrack, Jason Saltiel is nothing but ambitious when it comes to this semi-successful creepy thriller that, intentionally or not, pushes the #MeToo buttons perhaps a little too hard.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    Boundaries ends the way most road trips do — by running out of gas. But being in the presence of Plummer these days is always time well spent.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    Documentaries that rely on a steady stream of talking heads—interspersed here with fleeting film clips—usually are not my favorite. However, when those heads belong to talented and perceptive women who rarely get a chance to speak their minds let alone get hired to make a movie, I can definitely make an exception.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    The film desperately tries to be wild and out of control, but it ends up as more of a slapdash portrait of cartoony desperation than any sort of realistic depiction of millennial angst when it comes to current-day female lifestyle choices.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 38 Susan Wloszczyna
    Misguided effort to once more stage the fateful stormy summer night at Lord Byron’s Lake Geneva villa in 1816 that would give birth to a tale that continues to spark our imaginations today.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    This fairly laugh-packed comedy aims to address the desire for intimate companionship in older adults, an increasingly topical issue as more Americans live into their nineties.
    • 82 Metascore
    • 88 Susan Wloszczyna
    This vertiginous valentine to high-altitude sport attempts to portray, in the most poetic of terms, why mankind feels the need to defy gravity by painstakingly clawing its way into the upper reaches of the atmosphere while risking life and limb.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 38 Susan Wloszczyna
    As movie-going experiences go, there is nothing worse than to sit through what purports to be a comedy and never have a reason to engage your laugh reflex. Exhibit A: The gender-switch remake of the 1987 screwball farce, "Overboard."
    • 58 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    It might not always gracefully connect its plot dots, but “Tomorrow” is almost always watchable.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    Kodachrome, alas, too often travels a well-worn and predictable highway, one that was traversed to near-perfection not too long ago by Alexander Payne’s “Nebraska.”
    • 58 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    Much like the way that Stubby was often underestimated before he found his calling, I came into this film not expecting how much I would appreciate a more thoughtful use of animation to tell an engaging story.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    Clarke, who has skillfully brought other complex and compromised males to life in “Zero Dark Thirty” and “Mudbound,” is wholly convincing both physically and vocally as the surviving Kennedy brother. One wishes that the movie itself allowed him more performing room than it does.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    Finding Your Feet finds its own footing by putting its trust in its sturdy performers and avoiding many of the usual tea-time clichés as it allows its British cast to be defined by their relatable human circumstances more than quaint Anglo quirks.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    Wood, whose whippet-thin appearance in this dank noir-ish drama semi-draped in mystery could be described as Kristen Stewart lite, fully dedicates herself to embodying a rather unpleasant and contradictory character as she attracts her prey and then goes about abusing them physically and emotionally.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    This is one of the most relaxing experiences I have had watching a movie in a long time.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 38 Susan Wloszczyna
    After sitting through this rather unpolished production as it lightheartedly bumbles its way around a serious subject, I mostly wished that I could un-see it. To say that Half Magic, in which Graham also stars, is half-baked would be kind.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    Any movie that can bring to mind a Joni Mitchell song as the credits roll — “Don't it always seem to go that you don't know what you've got 'till it's gone” — has earned its keep.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    Clearly there is a severe case of “Paddington” envy here and a hunger for yet another animated franchise. But easy chuckles are no substitute for genuine charm.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 38 Susan Wloszczyna
    Still, there is more pleasure to be had in the dwindling returns of CMT's “Nashville” than in this country soap-opera.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    The plot alone of this elegantly shot black-and-white import shares the Woodman’s affection for variations on lusty middle-age man who beds — and tutors — an adoring decades-younger nubile conquest.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 88 Susan Wloszczyna
    What elevates Hamoud’s screenplay beyond typical Tinseltown fare, however, is what is at stake by rebelling against cultural norms and choosing a liberal lifestyle—namely, bringing shame to your loved ones and being ostracized by your community.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    It is somewhat refreshing to witness a May-December romance from an older female perspective and both leads pour their hearts into their roles.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    What is truly amazing about this film is how thoughtfully Ferdinand questions male gender expectations.
    • 21 Metascore
    • 25 Susan Wloszczyna
    My most basic litmus test for whether a comedy is working is whether it makes me laugh. I groaned, maybe, but no chuckles emanated from me or from my lone fellow patron.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    The Dancer clearly needed a better task master behind the camera. There are too many scenes of Fuller physically and mentally suffering for her art as she questions if what she does actually qualifies as dance.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    A feature debut that might have its heart in the right place but can’t quite manage to smoothly blend the spiritual with the silly without a few Biblical hitches here and there.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    Branagh, the actor, comes through unscathed. Branagh, the director, not so much.
    • 93 Metascore
    • 88 Susan Wloszczyna
    It is also one of the better solo directing debuts by an actor in recent memory. Hardly a false step is taken by Greta Gerwig in her semi-autobiographical script that centers on Lady Bird’s final year at her rather progressive Catholic high school.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    What could have been a salute to the power of imagination to heal damaged souls and broken relationships instead opts to focus on tragic events.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    A high-altitude soap opera, woozy with overly telegraphed peril and determined to make the audience root for a couple who clearly aren’t meant for each other and played by actors who deserve a generous C-minus in chemistry.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    The hormonal surges in Our Souls at Night aren’t quite the rollercoaster ride they are in those adolescent affairs. But this steady-as-it-goes approach to a senior snuggling has its ups and downs, too.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    If you are hungry for dazzling eye candy and don’t mind a less-than-meaty narrative, this might please your palate.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    This sturdy regal period piece provides a perfect opportunity to properly adore the 82-year-old legend as she revisits the role of Queen Victoria two decades after first playing the indomitable monarch in “Mrs. Brown.”
    • 41 Metascore
    • 38 Susan Wloszczyna
    Yes, the casual-chic interior designs shine as much as her mom’s ever did. But I never really felt at home with Home Again.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    Ultimately, Viceroy’s House might be worth a visit just for certain tasty details, such as how Lady Edwina and her adult daughter greedily scarf down the chicken meant for the family dog without shame after having their palates dulled by wartime rationing.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    While no one is going to mistake The Hitman’s Bodyguard for high art, it will please those in the mood for late-summer fun.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 38 Susan Wloszczyna
    Let’s look on the bright side. The running time is barely 90 minutes. And there are but three fairly amusing characters who save this inferior attempt at family entertainment, at least for me.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 88 Susan Wloszczyna
    A soul-stirring, foot-stomping and inspirational step beyond most in that its final showdown is only the beginning of a path towards a brighter future for the participants.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    Not even Hunter, who eventually wears out her welcome, can keep Strange Weather from going off the cliff.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    A forlornly funny and emotionally bruising dramedy that rarely misses an opportunity to reveal humans as the flawed and occasionally awful beings that they are.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    Girls Trip is the ladies-on-the-loose comedy that everyone needs right now, even if they don’t know it yet.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 38 Susan Wloszczyna
    One doesn’t need perfect vision to quickly surmise that this sudsy affair among Manhattan swells is a glorified Hallmark Channel melodrama.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    Soapdish is forever blowing comic bubbles. Most burst in mid-flight. But a few, thanks to the talents of stars Sally Field and Kevin Kline, work up into a laughable lather. [31 May 1991, p.4D]
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    • 31 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    Suddenly, The Book of Henry turns into a not very believable thriller, complete with a ticking clock and a talent show.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    Hayek turns Beatriz into her own breed of wonder woman, Lithgow’s Strutt is definitely a super villain of sorts and their head-to-head battle is clearly worth seeing even if, in real life, it has only begun.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    For Plummer’s plum of a performance alone, you might want to make an exception for The Exception.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    Those who go to see “Dead Men Don’t Tell Tales” might just recognize that hollow feeling as they leave the theater.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    And the matter-of-fact portrayal of a bi-racial relationship is presented just as it should be — unremarked upon.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    The Wedding Plan feels less like “My Big Fat Jewish Nuptials” and more of a faith-based variation on a Disney princess fantasy. Instead of a fairy godmother, God himself will find her Mr. Right.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    Lane, still an incandescent knockout at 52, continues to pull off expressing sensuality and sexiness better than most actresses of any age.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 38 Susan Wloszczyna
    For far too long, nothing especially creepy or unsettling happens on screen.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 38 Susan Wloszczyna
    How to Be a Latin Lover all too quickly devolves into a nearly two-hour slog showcasing Mexican comedy superstar Eugenio Derbez’s attempt to seduce U.S. audiences with a cheesy bilingual spoof of an ethnic stereotype long past its expiration date.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    Little Boxes doesn’t manage to summon as much unique insight into prejudice as screenwriter Annie Howell and director Ron Meyer probably expected to achieve. But what keeps their movie watchable is that Lynskey, Ellis and Jackson are completely believable as a loving family unit.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    Nighy is never less than splendid.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    Cézanne et Moi is at its most intoxicating whenever it looks and acts like a landscape painted by its title 19th-century French artist.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    Much like any child, even a supposedly surefire nugget of an idea requires careful nurturing. In this case, The Boss Baby often tries too hard and succeeds too little.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    While Wilson peters out at the end, one can’t totally dismiss a movie that gets away with a visual “Umberto D” joke and showcases probably the worst tramp-stamp tattoo ever.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    This “Beauty” presents a far more inclusive view of the world. One that is awash with a sense of hope and connection that we desperately need right now. If you desire an entertaining escape from reality right about now, be my guest.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    A somber and derivative relationship drama.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    I applaud whoever thought of casting Jennifer Beals as Sam’s mother, the lone grown-up who has any real impact.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    Director and co-writer So Yong Kim achieves a delicate, naturalistic tone both visually (many scenic outdoor settings involving rain, bodies of water or both) and melodically (a mostly soothing heart-fluttery soundtrack) that is underlined by handheld camera close-ups.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    There is plenty of visual razzle-dazzle, to be sure, but not much else.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    Is Wheeler filled with twangy clichés? Yes, but this attempt at pseudo cinema verite basically rests on Dorff’s slim, plaid-shirted shoulders—and dang if he doesn’t make this simple yet sincere saga hit more than a few high notes.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    Somehow what comes close to dissolving into heartbreaking tragedy instead offers the merest whiff of hope for the future. As Neill’s seen-it-all Walter says when all hell begins to break loose, “Everyone’s got a story like this … it’s as old as the hills.” If only said tale were told with a bit more consistency.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    The main problem of Monster Trucks is how content it is to take its sweet time before shifting into high-action gear.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    Despite the compact running time, it is easy to feel that you have come to know—and likely admire—Elizabeth Murray. So, mission accomplished.
    • 93 Metascore
    • 100 Susan Wloszczyna
    [Maren Ade] fully embraces the inherent awkwardness of a testy emotional bond and tackles it to the ground, all the while mining it for heartfelt humor without the all-too-common safety net of predictability found in big-budget Hollywood fare.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    Its makers know all too well how to fully exploit the power of a catchy pop song.
    • 23 Metascore
    • 38 Susan Wloszczyna
    I don’t think I've witnessed a film this year that managed to so completely and utterly collapse into crass garbage in its last few minutes while abusing what little good will it has.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    Alas, Office Christmas Party serves as yet another reminder that allowing your cast to madly improvise (as evident with an unnecessary end-credits blooper reel) instead of actually providing a coherent script with a scintilla of logic often leads to a decline in sustained laughter.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 88 Susan Wloszczyna
    Let’s just say if you are human, there is no way that Lion won’t move you.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    As with most complicated narratives, it is best to simply sit back at some point and enjoy the ride.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    Trolls is a sugar-shocked “Shrek,” an aggressively auto-tuned animated fun ride for easily distracted times.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    Does it matter that the trajectory of The Eagle Huntress feels scripted at times and the actions we witness are sometimes staged or even manipulated? Somewhat.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 38 Susan Wloszczyna
    While the intentions behind Priceless might be honorable, the results are much less so.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    As hard as it is to admit, Guest’s once-incisive satirical bite has grown dull in its familiarity. He doesn’t seem to be having as much fun here and neither are we.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    Better than middling as it sidesteps the trap of simply pandering to its youthful demo with cheap laughs and silly mugging.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    At the nasty center of the otherwise dutiful Denial is a slimy, self-aggrandizing upper-class blowhard of a bigot who believes he has every right to circulate hateful and hurtful falsehoods to his followers.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    I can’t say this is the best film you will see all year, but I can assure you won’t see another one like it again for a long time.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    There is a welcome sense of familiarity in Bridget Jones's Baby — but also of the fresh and au courant.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    This is first and foremost Eastwood’s movie and if he wants to feature his incongruous tinkling piano-bar jazz on the soundtrack, that is his prerogative.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    My diagnosis of why Morgan malfunctions as a chilling plunge into blood-splattered mayhem is that, before the midway point, it is pretty obvious what the eventual outcome and supposed big reveal will be. This is not the fault of the actors necessarily — there are highly respected talents involved here. It is just that we have seen most of this unfold before.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    The Intervention is no embarrassment, and any time a woman is allowed to direct a film benefits the cause. But if DuVall’s purpose was to provide a snapshot of her generation, she should have sharpened her focus and dug a little deeper.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    All it takes is one breathtaking shot near the conclusion of A Tale of Love and Darkness, when the aged Amos stares helplessly at his troubled mother through a pane of glass coated with teary rivulets of rain, to know Portman has an artistic vision worth sharing and developing.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 88 Susan Wloszczyna
    In this charming and delightful biopic that bears her name, the matronly Jenkins is an endearing and courageous stand-in for countless other mortals whose aspirations in the arts often far exceed their talents.
    • 11 Metascore
    • 0 Susan Wloszczyna
    Let’s just say I have been to wakes that have elicited more laughs.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 38 Susan Wloszczyna
    With a few, rare exceptions, the attempts at humor in “Suicide Squad” land with a thud—that is, if you can hear such a sound over the deafening din of gunfire and the bombastic score.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    Good intentions do count even if the outcome is not perfect.
    • 34 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    Don’t be distracted by the eye-pleasing purple and lavender hues that have been added to the typically chilly color palette. This plot is as disjointed as it sounds.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    The same weakness that has plagued a goodly portion of major releases this year that rely on past successes for their reason to exist rears up again: the lack of the new and fresh.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    Still, the funny lady is better at zinging quips than defining her Socialist agenda.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    If all I saw was the first half, I would have given it a shrug and left in a semi-foul mood. But the whole is greater for being two parts in this case, making me glad that I have finally lost my Hong Sang-soo virginity.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    The result might be less fulfilling this time, but “Dory” is ultimately worth the voyage.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    Whatever the flaws, The Music of Strangers does provide enough enticements to make it worth a sit, if only to see Mr. Rogers greet Ma in an old TV clip.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    Luckily, many of the plot’s maudlin pitfalls are greatly mitigated by the film’s utterly infectious leading lady. Emilia Clarke’s performance is winningly immersed in charming gawkiness and heartfelt sincerity.
    • 31 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    More important than the washed-out blue-tinged rooms, bleached white interiors and sun-blasted sea and sand is Cruz, who single-handedly breathes a sense of genuineness into this maudlin exercise even if she can’t cure all of its flaws.

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