Susan Wloszczyna

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For 678 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 53% higher than the average critic
  • 3% same as the average critic
  • 44% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 7.8 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Susan Wloszczyna's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 58
Highest review score: 100 The Silence of the Lambs
Lowest review score: 0 Amos & Andrew
Score distribution:
678 movie reviews
    • 43 Metascore
    • 38 Susan Wloszczyna
    The Angry Birds Movie isn’t a total turkey. The animation itself is OK and I did laugh out loud once.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    At the very least, we should give thanks that an almighty cinematographer like Emmanuel Lubezki, who has won a record three consecutive Oscars for his work on “Gravity,” “Birdman” and “The Revenant,” exists.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    Proves to be a kind of career rehab for Dad.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    What Messina lacks in substance in his storytelling, he mostly makes up with raw feelings. We come to care through our own powers of observation, and that might be enough.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    Irons is the gawky one. His Hardy is a socially inept bachelor who is ill-suited to the role of nurturing mentor and father figure.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    A dinner-party-from-hell scenario best served as unspoiled as possible. After all, a psychological thriller built upon slow-simmering tension is only as good as its surprises.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    Simply falls short.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    A sweetly-intentioned though somewhat awkwardly structured spin on a Hallmark Channel-style dramedy that strives to shed light on the disorder from a female perspective.
    • 33 Metascore
    • 38 Susan Wloszczyna
    As tedious as much of this sounds, an odd thing happened around “Allegiant’s” midway point. The fairly packed audience started vocally reacting “Rocky Horror”-style to some of the more overtly melodramatic turns with “oohs," “ahhs” and even laughter.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    Hello, My Name is Doris is like a beacon of beckoning human warmth just waiting to be cherished.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    Is Whiskey Tango Foxtrot a horrible movie about a white outsider plopped in the middle of Afghanistan? No, that would be last year’s “Rock the Kasbah.” But neither does Whiskey Tango Foxtrot fulfill its assigned duty to provide evidence of Fey’s versatility.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 38 Susan Wloszczyna
    Rather than presenting something akin to the heady youthful cravings of Leonardo DiCaprio and Claire Danes as contemporary versions of Romeo and Juliet, the equally tragic Marguerite & Julien often feels more like a version of Richie and Margot in Wes Anderson’s “The Royal Tenenbaums” crossed with the pre-teen runaways from “Moonrise Kingdom,” but minus the humor and insight.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    In her latest film Touched With Fire, she (Holmes) delivers a beautifully understated and moving performance.
    • 26 Metascore
    • 38 Susan Wloszczyna
    But what might seem innocent enough on the written page is often downright silly if insulting on the big screen.
    • 32 Metascore
    • 38 Susan Wloszczyna
    One of the loudest laughs arrives when we get to enjoy a scowling James re-imagined as a game character. Points for greater diversity in the cast as well, but, if there is a second sequel in the offing, please allow the women to be more than the sum of their body parts.
    • 94 Metascore
    • 100 Susan Wloszczyna
    If you prefer acting prowess over “Star Wars,” you won’t do better at year’s end than observing Rampling (she of the withering stare) and Courtenay (he of the soulful gaze), two stalwarts of that wonderful wave of British talent that hit our shores in the ‘60s, as they perform a finely calibrated pas de deux.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 38 Susan Wloszczyna
    I kept thinking one thing during most of Don Verdean: What would Christopher Guest do with his company of ace ad-libbers with such material? And the answer suddenly came to me — probably toss it in the trash and start all over again.
    • 24 Metascore
    • 25 Susan Wloszczyna
    It fails to provide the sorts of human inter-connections and deep revelations for which director Mitch Davis seems to be striving.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    For anyone who adores Smith—which is pretty much everyone these days—they will have quite a satisfying ride with this crusty grand dame behind the wheel.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 38 Susan Wloszczyna
    Although a surprising number of plot machinations from the original film remain fully intact, usually accounting for anything that seems remotely clever, what is missing is the type of hold-your-breath tension provided by good thrillers.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    An admirable attempt at presenting a difficult subject that suffers from an eventual pileup of melodramatic happenstances.
    • 31 Metascore
    • 38 Susan Wloszczyna
    The more curdled-than-cuddly holiday film already had offended this former copy editor even before I entered the theater. Its crime? The lack of punctuation in its name.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    If a well-intentioned, occasionally funny, often moving yet nonetheless flawed "womance."
    • 29 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    In the end, it is up to Leem Lubany, a beauty who hails from Palestine and made her debut in the 2013 Oscar-nominated foreign language film "Omar," to lend a much-needed grace note as Salima.
    • 86 Metascore
    • 88 Susan Wloszczyna
    An intensely felt cinematic experience.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 25 Susan Wloszczyna
    Pan
    To begin with, the very premise feels off. Peter Pan isn’t a superhero and doesn’t really need an origin story, especially one that opens at a London orphanage for boys during the Blitz and borrows heavily from the “Oliver Twist” handbook.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    Partisan, Cassel’s latest movie that smartly keeps his innate menace on a slow, low simmer, isn’t nearly as convincing or compelling as its star.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    The Keeping Room does exceed “The Beguiled” with its progressive gender politics and morose minimalist approach. But when it comes to presenting a more watchable story, the older film would be the one that stops you from clicking to another channel if it pops up on TV. A little bit of pulp does help the message go down.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 38 Susan Wloszczyna
    If this all sounds rather dull, that is because it is.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    These guys still know how to not just hold our attention but grab it, even if their current film needs them more than they need it.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    There is one highly genuine scene that feels as if it could be an outtake from “The Grand Budapest Hotel“ that nicely underlines Birkenstock’s theme of the ephemeral nature of art when it comes authenticity and originality.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 100 Susan Wloszczyna
    Pixar might have uncovered the mysteries of our brains with “Inside Out.” But Aardman knows its way around our funny bones.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    One interesting fact that comes out of Gameau’s self-abusing ordeal is that even though he has been eating the same number of daily calories—a normal 2,300—as he did before, he has packed on 15 pounds mostly around his waist.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    The smart script is brave enough to venture beyond yesterday’s fleeting Twitter fodder for its pop-cultural references. As a result, Paper Towns might be the only movie to ever pay tribute to Walt Whitman’s poetry, Woody Guthrie’s music and the empowering theme song from the “Pokemon” cartoon series.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    The case itself ultimately proves less an involving puzzle for the audience than a lesson for Holmes in humility.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    Nothing will break your heart as much as watching this man, desperate to keep this woman in his life, waltzing around the room with a laptop in his arms while staring into her faraway eyes.
    • 85 Metascore
    • 100 Susan Wloszczyna
    Amy
    This is the Amy Winehouse few of us ever got to witness, radiating cheeky self-confidence and finding joy in sharing her considerable gifts.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    Max
    Instead of building upon the welcome openness of that potentially healing father-son encounter, Max stumbles through some iffy crime-thriller territory and ends up pushing its PG rating to its limit.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 88 Susan Wloszczyna
    Basically, Cam is one of the most entertainingly inappropriate guardians for impressionable youths since Auntie Mame.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    But Live From New York! is required viewing only if the network’s own 3½-hour marathon salute to four decades of skit hilarity earlier this year was not enough of a retrospective for you.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    Spy
    As a distaff version of James Bond in Spy, Hollywood’s reigning empress of ha-ha Melissa McCarthy has a license to not just kill the audience with laughter but also to slay us with her acting skills.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    As for the a capella performances, there is something a little prefab and not as organic as those in the first film.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    Ultimately hollow as director Bertrand Bonello keeps his subject somewhat emotionally at bay, the movie is also at times quite addictive — much like Opium, the controversial name of Saint Laurent’s famous scent. As a diversion, it isn’t exactly good for you but it does provide entertainment.
    • 32 Metascore
    • 38 Susan Wloszczyna
    The story ends up being one wrong turn after another. A GPS hasn’t been invented that could get this plot-hole-riddled script back on track.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    A humorous if occasionally horrific pitch-black satire.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 88 Susan Wloszczyna
    Although events unfold amid a gorgeous pastoral setting with rolling green hills and leafy trees, there is a silent starkness about this countryside that suggests Ingmar Bergman’s use of natural surroundings.
    • 33 Metascore
    • 38 Susan Wloszczyna
    The two-hour-plus “Ride,” No. 10 in the series, at least offers a few intriguing new variations on the usual Sparks formula of pretty bland people falling in love against a backdrop of verdantly green landscapes most often located in coastal North Carolina.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    While Mirren unquestioningly rules this roost, one cast member’s late arrival onscreen did get the audience murmuring in recognition. Namely, Lady Grantham herself — Elizabeth McGovern — who appears as a judge during one of the key moments in the legal case. One can assume that the “Downton Abbey” star took the slim part as a favor for her husband, who happens to be the director.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    I kept thinking about “Lilo & Stitch” while watching Home, a decidedly disappointing effort based on the popular kid-lit book “The True Meaning of Smekday” from the already embattled folks at DreamWorks Animation.
    • 20 Metascore
    • 25 Susan Wloszczyna
    Given Russell’s involvement and a fairly solid cast that includes Jake Gyllenhaal and Catherine Keener, just how awful could it be? Really awful. Unwatchably awful. As in, “Give it the Razzie now and be done with it” awful.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    Directed by action specialist Robert Schwentke (“Red,” “Flightplan”), Insurgent surges along with capable set pieces but less meaningful human interaction than in “Divergent.”
    • 67 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    Still, you can’t fault a family entertainment extravaganza too much if it actually goes out of its way to integrate the ensemble of a fairy tale in an Old World European setting with a diverse array of supporting players. Branagh deserves an extra bravo just for that. And we mean it sincerely.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    The best parts of this tepid thriller, which seems designed to actually lower audience’s heart rates, arrive before the plot kicks in.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    Nothing like a trashy, all-hell-breaks-loose onslaught of blood, bullets and babes that borrows inspiration from a recycling bin stuffed with leftovers from ‘60s grindhouse films, Japanese horror, “Kill Bill,” “Saw” and splatter-fest videogames to cleanse one’s visual palate of those highbrow Oscar contenders.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    Ultimately amounts to a visually ambitious tone poem about the none-too-surprising caprices of male adolescence.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    As a date-night viewing option for this weekend, this nearly all-sung autopsy of a failed marriage would pretty much qualify as a Valentine’s Day massacre.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    In the annals of sexually-charged event cinema, Fifty Shades of Grey barely lights a candle let alone combusts with unbridled forbidden passion.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    It’s enough to make H.G. Wells roll his eyes as he rolls in his grave.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    The one humanizing slice of Cake that is tolerable is Claire’s relationship with her Mexican housekeeper, Silvana (the terrific Adrianna Barraza, who was Oscar-nominated for 2006’s “Babel”).
    • 48 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    Often, Song One feels like the timid B-side of last summer’s more satisfying music-biz saga, the much less woe-is-me and a lot more let’s-have-some-fun “Begin Again.”
    • 49 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    Any movie with a cast that includes such live wires as Marisa Tomei, Sam Rockwell and Natasha Lyonne is bound to have something going for it. But the actual stars of this film, directed by playwright/novelist Adam Rapp, turn out to be two veteran second-tier players making their feature screenwriting debut.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    The issue of so-called “illegals” could not be more timely and, if Spare Parts does anything, it attempts to humanize the situation of those children who cope with this limbo-land existence without having had much choice in the matter.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 88 Susan Wloszczyna
    The singing is often splendid. The bits of humor are deftly handled. The pace is relatively swift. And it never feels like a static rendition of a theatrical event dumbed down for a younger demographic.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    Most filmmakers barely know how to capitalize on Dawson’s talents other than to fill up the screen with her goddess-like beauty. But Rock treats her single mom who boasts a checkered romantic past along with strong opinions as an equal sparring partner.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    Witherspoon tries, even doing her first-ever nude scenes, to convince us she has hit the skids. Yet no matter how greasy her hair or how dead her eyes, I just can’t buy her as a self-destructive junkie.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 88 Susan Wloszczyna
    The Imitation Game is most on its game when it primarily sticks to being a John le Carre-lite espionage version of “Revenge of the Nerds.”
    • 36 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    Still, I laughed — enough to feel mortified at myself.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    An action adventure that puts brain ahead of brawn as a valued commodity is always reason to celebrate. Add in the considerable heart that Baymax contributes (with elements borrowed from both “WALL-E” and “Up”), and you have a winner.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    The Heart Machine lies somewhere between the AOL love letter “You’ve Got Mail” and the more cautionary “Her” on the issue of what effect all this technology is having on society.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 88 Susan Wloszczyna
    The Book of Life bedazzles your eyes and buoys your spirits as it treads upon themes most commonly associated with the macabre universe of Tim Burton.
    • 29 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    As a moviegoer, however, you do have a choice. Either weep with them–or laugh at them. Or stay far, far away.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    An unabashedly adult drama and a steadfastly old-fashioned one.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    It is a good thing these actors are charming enough that they aren’t too hampered by a long string of fish-out-of-water gags.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    At a certain point, however, I began to treat The Song as a kind of guilty pleasure, a not particularly good movie that nonetheless entertains in spite of itself.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    While some might decry the ludicrous showdown that unfolds in the darkened aisles of McCall’s mega-store workplace, I got a kick out of watching Washington turn everyday hardware supplies into lethal weaponry.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    The kid is the most mature person on screen. Otherwise, it is gripe, gripe, gripe and snipe, snipe, snipe, all served family style with a bare minimum of relatability.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    The Drop is just how I like my Tom Hardy – in nearly every scene.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    This not-quite-horror movie is so indulgently languorous — some might describe it as poetic and mournful while those who are less kind would dismiss it as plodding and downright depressing — it is likely to test the patience of many viewers.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 38 Susan Wloszczyna
    A comedy with no laughs. A drama disconnected from any known reality. It’s tempting to diagnose Are You Here with schizophrenic genre disorder.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    Michael Chiklis doesn’t get to inject nearly enough humor as Coach Lad’s more demonstrative assistant.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    To reveal too many details of this “Law & Order” meets “Jurassic Park” procedural, especially what eventually happens to Sue, sort of dilutes the thriller aspect of the story. I suggest resisting the urge to Google if you plan to see the doc. I did and was glad to be in the dark.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    Everything about the romantic comedy What If is cute. Utterly cute. Undeniably cute. Uber–duber cute.
    • 29 Metascore
    • 38 Susan Wloszczyna
    What is harder to achieve than building a hospital? Producing a realistic movie about coping with grief by helping others – at least for the filmmakers behind Louder Than Words.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 38 Susan Wloszczyna
    All in all, Very Good Girls is a very bad excuse to subject those of us who have enjoyed Fanning ever since 2001’s "I Am Sam" to seeing her flash her bare fanny, fondle herself provocatively and cavort in her underwear for no dramatic purpose. Yes, she should be allowed to grow up onscreen. But without a story that justifies it, it just feels sad and desperate.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    One glance at the static camerawork that plagues the entirety of Happy Christmas and you might also discern that this is a minimalist mumblecore production, a kitchen-sink-style indie genre that apparently outlaws long shots or close-ups.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    Surprise, surprise. This "Planes" quickly grounds itself with a story that at least offers an emotional hook (if not ladder) that most adults and even kids can appreciate.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    Honour, for good and bad, is nowhere near as gruesome and downbeat as its subject might suggest.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    What ultimately should have been borrowed from Spielberg’s oeuvre but isn’t is a sense of wonder and achievement whenever characters come in contact with the unknown or overcome a great obstacle as a team. Imitation should be flattering, not flattening.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    With its cast of extremely likable performers, the perfect summer-in-the-city backdrop—in this case, New York — and a soundtrack stuffed with catchy, well-produced hits, Begin Again makes for easy-breezy entertainment.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    This layered melodrama strains for emotional impact with only occasional success while eventually blurring into an overlong and contrived parlor trick.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 88 Susan Wloszczyna
    If anyone is concerned about the way women are presented on the big screen these days, just look at how an evolved male like Hiccup respectfully treats his girlfriend Astrid (America Ferrera) and the portrayal of Blanchett’s Valka.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    It's as messy as a teen’s bedroom and packed with all manner of distracting clutter that needlessly burdens a plot.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    This supposedly uplifting true-life baseball tale never quite strikes the necessary emotional sweet spots that these types of inspirational sports movies shamelessly if effectively milk, despite a pitch with great potential.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    This is comfort comedy, pure and simple.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    No one holds the screen like Mac and Kelly’s big-eyed darling of a daughter, played by twins Elise and Zoey Vargas.
    • 25 Metascore
    • 25 Susan Wloszczyna
    This is one of those movies that parents will have to ask themselves if they love their child enough to sit through it. At least "The Nut Job" is off the hook as the worst indie-made animated feature of the year.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 88 Susan Wloszczyna
    The bloody fingerprints of Quentin Tarantino and the Coen brothers — among other violence-prone auteurs — are smeared all over his tidy and tautly-told Blue Ruin.
    • 29 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    Instead of focusing on gastronomic nirvana, this listless culinary drama feels and looks more like a glossy European travel commercial.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    It is just plain fun to observe Frost as Bruce while he happily shimmies and shakes his way to regaining his once-renown "feet of flames."
    • 79 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    Like most of Jarmusch’s films, the emphasis is not on action but interaction—especially the verbal kind. And atmosphere.

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