Stephanie Zacharek
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53% higher than the average critic
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2% same as the average critic
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45% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 0.9 points lower than other critics.
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Stephanie Zacharek's Scores
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| Average review score: | 65 | |
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| Highest review score: | Paper Tiger | |
| Lowest review score: | The Hunt | |
Score distribution:
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Positive: 1,329 out of 2389
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Mixed: 869 out of 2389
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Negative: 191 out of 2389
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- Stephanie Zacharek
By the end of Wonderland, I might have felt completely pistol-whipped if not for the gracefulness of some of the movie's actors.- Salon
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- Stephanie Zacharek
There are epic impulses everywhere you look in There Will Be Blood; what's missing is character development, focused storytelling and, most significantly (apart from that terrific opening sequence), any sense of raw, intuitive drama.- Salon
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- Stephanie Zacharek
Instead of just being desperately heartfelt, Her keeps reminding us — through cinematographer Hoyte Van Hoytema's somber-droll camera work, through Phoenix's artfully slumped shoulders — how desperately heartfelt it is.- Village Voice
- Posted Dec 17, 2013
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- Stephanie Zacharek
Nickel Boys is a picture on the move, a work that’s traveling forward, the thing we always ask for yet often don’t know how to accept when it arrives.- Time
- Posted Dec 16, 2024
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- Stephanie Zacharek
Licorice Pizza feels pleased with how casual and effortless it is, which is the exact opposite of being casual and effortless.- Time
- Posted Nov 24, 2021
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- Stephanie Zacharek
There’s no doubt Phantom Thread will be forever lauded as a great fashion movie, but I don’t think it’s even a good one. Its view of how fashion is made feels desiccated and airless, as if beautiful clothes can come into being only under a dome of oppression and anxiety.- Time
- Posted Dec 22, 2017
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- Stephanie Zacharek
Bale gives a remarkable performance in a movie I can recommend to no one, because the sight of him is more distressing than any of the allegedly deep themes of the picture.- Salon
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- Stephanie Zacharek
Eastwood is so busy humanizing Japanese soldiers that he ends up rewriting history.- Salon
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- Stephanie Zacharek
Once you start reckoning with Anomalisa’s obsession with self-absorption, the novelty of this one-man pity party begins to wear off. A little puppet pain goes a long way.- Time
- Posted Dec 28, 2015
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- Stephanie Zacharek
While the filmmaking overall suffers from a kind of tasteful, low-key blandness, Philip Seymour Hoffman's portrayal of Capote keeps the blood coursing through it. He's the bright, chilling spot of color at the center of an otherwise beige movie.- Salon
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- Stephanie Zacharek
Save for a few inspired canine gags and a handful of very pretty visual details, Up left me cold. Its charms appear to have been applied with surgical precision; by the end, I felt expertly sutured, but not much else.- Salon
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- Stephanie Zacharek
It’s sometimes boring and pretentious and often a little silly, almost to the point—almost—of parody. But even with all its flaws tallied and noted like battlefield casualties, there’s still something mildly compelling about it.- Time
- Posted Nov 22, 2023
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- Stephanie Zacharek
Takes great pains to be a compassionate love story; but the filmmaking itself, self-consciously restrained and desiccated, is inert and inexpressive.- Salon
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- Stephanie Zacharek
Parker IS to blame for the self-consciousness of her performance. She spends much of the movie swanning, not acting: Nearly every movement, every gesture, seems conceived for the benefit of the camera, as opposed to the truth of the character.- Salon
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- Stephanie Zacharek
His (Miyazaki) stories, and often his character design, just leave me cold. I know I'm supposed to be magically transported by his fanciful tales and his whimsical grandiosity, but they make me listless.- Salon
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- Stephanie Zacharek
No Other Choice is both too dully observed and too aggressively slapsticky to hit its mark. It’s a missed opportunity dressed up with proficient filmmaking.- Time
- Posted Jan 2, 2026
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- Stephanie Zacharek
Nolan may want us to believe in the darkness that lurks within each of us, but instead of leading us to it visually, he chops it up and sets it out in front of us, a grim, predigested banquet.- Salon
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- Stephanie Zacharek
It's hard to care about a valiant groping for accuracy when a story is so badly told you can't tell what the devil is going on.- Salon
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- Stephanie Zacharek
The Descendants is an ultra-polished picture in which every emotion we're supposed to feel has been cued up well in advance. There's nothing surprising or affecting about it. Not even Clooney, who works wonders with the occasional piece of dialogue, can save it.- Movieline
- Posted Nov 16, 2011
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- Stephanie Zacharek
This is a respectful movie, even a genuflecting one; there’s never a moment when Chazelle fails to let you know he’s doing important, valuable work. But that’s the problem: The movie feels too fussed-over for such a low-key hero.- Time
- Posted Aug 29, 2018
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- Stephanie Zacharek
Even as dystopian dramas go, the picture is arid and lusterless in its more serious moments and unpleasantly kitschy when it tries to soar over the top.- Village Voice
- Posted Jun 24, 2014
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- Stephanie Zacharek
Am I alone in thinking that computer animation is the work of the antichrist?- Salon
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- Stephanie Zacharek
Step over to the liquor cabinet and mix yourself a good, stiff drink - if you plan on seeing this godforsaken thing, you'll need it.- Movieline
- Posted Apr 7, 2011
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- Stephanie Zacharek
I suspect this picture is pretty close to what fans were hoping for, and for their sake, I'm glad it's markedly better than the two that preceded it. But Revenge of the Sith is still crap.- Salon
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- Stephanie Zacharek
Overall, the movie is so ambitious—so intent on reminding us, every minute, that it really is a work of Big Ideas—that it ends up subverting its own charms. The Pixar masterminds often seem to think complicated is better, or at least just deeper. But to paraphrase Thelonious Monk, they’ve been making the wrong mistakes.- Time
- Posted Dec 29, 2020
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- Stephanie Zacharek
The Replacement Killers has a plot -- barely -- but no story.- Salon
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- Stephanie Zacharek
It is a very expensive-looking, very flashy entertainment, albeit one that groans under the weight of clumsy storytelling in the second half and features some of the most godawful dialogue this side of "Attack of the Clones."- Salon
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- Stephanie Zacharek
Comes off not as topical but as opportunist. The picture is brushed with a fine glaze of slickness, a product sealed in a blister pack. It's like airplane air -- it has a packaged freshness that isn't really fresh at all.- Salon
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- Stephanie Zacharek
The picture throws off no feeling, not even the misanthropic kind; at best, it manages a dull, throbbing energy, as if Burton were dutifully pushing his way through the material instead of shaping it.- Salon
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- Stephanie Zacharek
The animation itself is technically gorgeous, a class act all the way. But there's so little to be found in the faces of the characters, or even in the way their limbs move (much of it adopted, cleverly enough, from Tati's own physical style), that it's not clear what we're supposed to feel for them.- Movieline
- Posted Dec 21, 2010
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- Stephanie Zacharek
So much of Vortex is stirring, compelling, upsetting. But a greater share is merely numbing in its depressive showiness.- Time
- Posted Apr 29, 2022
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- Stephanie Zacharek
The plot of Howl's Moving Castle meanders so listlessly that its details become less and less charming.- Salon
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- Stephanie Zacharek
Like most of Payne’s movies (Sideways, The Descendants, Nebraska), The Holdovers is merely coated with a thin veneer of misanthropy that Payne methodically buffs off to reveal actual human feelings. It's the mechanism that works for him, but that doesn’t make it a good one.- Time
- Posted Oct 30, 2023
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- Stephanie Zacharek
Isle of Dogs...buckles under the weight of its own finicky whimsy. By the end, you might feel exhausted, like a border collie who’s worn a circular groove in the carpet. And you didn’t even make the movie–you only watched it.- Time
- Posted Mar 23, 2018
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- Stephanie Zacharek
To be bewildered by Upstream Color is to be human; the story is obtuse by design, though the filmmaking is X-Acto precise. But it's a bloodless movie, and its ideas aren't as tricky or complex as Carruth's arch, mannered approach might suggest.- Village Voice
- Posted Apr 2, 2013
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- Stephanie Zacharek
Even if Blade Runner 2049 never forgets where it came from, it somehow keeps losing its way. The picture’s moodiness is excessively manicured; this thing is gritty only in a premeditated way. Mostly, it feels like a capacious handbag, designed with perhaps too many extra compartments to hold every cool visual idea Villeneuve can dream up.- Time
- Posted Sep 30, 2017
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- Stephanie Zacharek
If you're looking for thrills, you should know that you have to wade through a good seven-eighths of the movie before Sade does anything remotely disreputable, and even then it's a rather mechanical bit of business that would have been more effective (and more disturbing) if it had been handled with a bit of humor.- Salon
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- Stephanie Zacharek
Over and over again, Hoblit misses opportunities to make an engaging picture, instead giving us a merely pedestrian one.- Salon
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- Stephanie Zacharek
Weitz, an openhearted director if not always a precise one, can't bring himself to whet the knives. Only Fey drills to the center of what Admission might have been—her performance has more layers of emotion than the picture does.- Village Voice
- Posted Mar 19, 2013
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- Stephanie Zacharek
Feels like a movie that keeps wishing it were something else: an award-winning play, a grand novel, an epic poem, anything but that populist thing we call a movie. Mendes makes movies as if he hates them.- Salon
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- Stephanie Zacharek
Where’s the line between a sensitive work of imagination and an invasion of real-life grief in the service of arty filmmaking? There’s a lot of clever technique in Jackie, like its canny, razor-precise editing. But there’s also something arch and distant about the picture.- Time
- Posted Dec 1, 2016
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- Stephanie Zacharek
With the ambitious home-invasion horror chiller Us, Peele goes even deeper into the conflicted territory of class and race and privilege; he also ponders the traits that make us most human. But this time, he’s got so many ideas he can barely corral them, let alone connect them. He overthinks himself into a corner, and we’re stuck there with him.- Time
- Posted Mar 18, 2019
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- Stephanie Zacharek
Furiosa, rife with explosions, savage masculinity, and lots and lots of driving, is all spectacle and no vision. Its heroine deserves better.- Time
- Posted May 15, 2024
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- Stephanie Zacharek
The Bone Temple is part satisfying triumph, part missed opportunity, and its pluses and minuses bump against one another in jangly discord.- Time
- Posted Jan 14, 2026
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- Stephanie Zacharek
The Martian is only partly a story about a man in peril; it's mostly a story about men (and a few women) taking control of the uncontrollable. It's confident, swaggering sci-fi, not the despairing kind. That may be why, as elaborate and expensive-looking as The Martian is, it's almost totally lacking in poetry.- Village Voice
- Posted Sep 25, 2015
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- Stephanie Zacharek
As with the previous two Knives Out installments, the conclusion is almost beside the point. It’s the getting there that matters, and the twisty road of Wake Up Dead Man is dotted with offhanded jokes and one-liners that are occasionally extremely witty.- Time
- Posted Dec 15, 2025
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- Stephanie Zacharek
It's sort of a fascinating mess, a jagged, dark jumble of a thing anchored by Cage's anguished, moony-eyed obsessiveness. It's not bad enough to be fun, but maybe just bad enough to be intriguing.- Village Voice
- Posted Dec 2, 2014
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- Stephanie Zacharek
A romantic comedy doesn't need to be original to be enjoyable, and yet The Proposal still falls way too short of the mark.- Salon
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- Stephanie Zacharek
Still, at its best Keeping Up with the Joneses riffs on something very real: the existential loneliness of living in a place that’s just too perfect. Everyone needs new friends now and then – even ones who make you eat snake.- Time
- Posted Oct 21, 2016
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- Stephanie Zacharek
It tells us nothing new about evil or our need to take a stand against it; it barely makes us feel what it’s like to stand against evil. All it has to offer is soft-focus piousness. Its ethical purity is inert, a dead butterfly in a jar.- Time
- Posted May 20, 2019
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- Stephanie Zacharek
When you’ve been charged with reviving one of the most obsessively beloved franchises in modern movies, is it better to defy expectations or to meet them? With Star Wars: The Force Awakens, J.J. Abrams splits the difference, and the movie suffers—in the end, it’s perfectly adequate, hitting every beat. But why settle for adequacy?- Time
- Posted Dec 16, 2015
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- Stephanie Zacharek
Haigh, perhaps driven by some misguided sense of narrative purity, refuses to loosen the screws, and it’s almost too much to bear. If you make it through Lean on Pete, you’ll feel weariness in your bones afterward. The ache may not be worth it.- Time
- Posted Apr 5, 2018
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- Stephanie Zacharek
It’s true that Barbie does many of the things we’ve been promised: there is much mocking and loving of Barbie, and plenty of skewering of the suits. But none of those things make it subversive. Instead, it’s a movie that’s enormously pleased with itself, one that has cut a big slice of perfectly molded plastic cake and eaten it—or pretend-eaten it—too.- Time
- Posted Jul 18, 2023
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- Village Voice
- Posted Nov 12, 2013
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- Stephanie Zacharek
Grand in its aims but tepid in its conclusions, A Most Violent Year burns slow and gives off very little heat. It's not really that violent. But it sure feels like a year.- Village Voice
- Posted Dec 30, 2014
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- Stephanie Zacharek
Condon's tone is gentle and lifeless and at times baffling: The picture is a weird cross between clinical and whimsical.- Salon
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- Stephanie Zacharek
It's an intelligently made (and beautifully edited) picture that at the very least has a spark of life to it -- more than you can say for plenty of movies that flow through the Hollywood pipeline without a hitch.- Salon
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- Stephanie Zacharek
The tragedy of The Fighter is that Wahlberg's performance suggests a character who wants more. And yet Russell barely seems to notice how much subtlety Wahlberg brings to his role, or to the movie at large.- Movieline
- Posted Dec 8, 2010
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- Stephanie Zacharek
The movie itself seems to be locked in a kind of adolescence; it never quite blossoms into maturity, into a fully rounded whole.- Salon
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- Stephanie Zacharek
Sure, sex and drugs can take you to a higher plane. But not if a movie crushes your will to live first.- Salon
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- Stephanie Zacharek
In the end, it feels too much like a school assignment. Washington approaches the material with canonical reverence, but that isn’t the same as shaking it up and bringing it to life on-screen.- Time
- Posted Dec 19, 2016
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- Stephanie Zacharek
If Another Round had been presented as a farce, a trifle, it might, paradoxically enough, carry more weight. Good comedies have a way of cutting deep, maybe because they relax us just enough so that we let down our guard. But Another Round is both too serious and not serious enough.- Time
- Posted Mar 19, 2021
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- Stephanie Zacharek
Bits of the picture are fascinating to look at, but eventually, exhaustion kicks in, to the point where we're not sure what we're looking at, or why.- Salon
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- Stephanie Zacharek
Revenge of the Fallen just comes off as a bratty kid showing how many swear words he knows.- Salon
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- Stephanie Zacharek
It’s worth seeing A Different Man for the two performances at its heart, given by Adam Pearson and Sebastian Stan.- Time
- Posted Sep 20, 2024
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- Stephanie Zacharek
There’s one significant problem with both Fifty Shades movies that’s impossible to ignore. Dornan is just a dud.- Time
- Posted Feb 9, 2017
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- Stephanie Zacharek
The visual originality of The Saddest Music is deceiving: Narratively and spiritually, the movie is bankrupt, even though it's so packed with stuff (including a set of shapely prosthetic glass legs filled with dazzling, fizzy beer) that you can hardly bring yourself to believe that it all adds up to nothing.- Salon
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- Stephanie Zacharek
If I Had Legs I’d Kick You is hardly full-on punishment, and in places it’s bitterly funny. But in the end, it’s an enormous relief to walk away from Linda’s problems. Our own don’t seem so bad in comparison.- Time
- Posted Oct 10, 2025
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- Stephanie Zacharek
The Island walks a weird, wobbly line between being stupid, falsely fattened-up entertainment and a picture that just might have possibly been made by a person with a brain -- a scrambled one, but a brain nonetheless.- Salon
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- Stephanie Zacharek
Levinson has ripped quite a few rock ’em-sock ’em pages from the John Cassavetes tradition, as well as Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf? But if the couple’s fighting is amusing at times, it’s mostly lacerating and circular in a way that courts boredom rather than sympathy or any other deep, honest response.- Time
- Posted Feb 5, 2021
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- Stephanie Zacharek
It doesn't matter if the movie around Firth is a good one or a lousy one: Either way, I wouldn't be able to explain how an actor could come up with a performance as subtle, in both its heartbreak and its magnificence, as this one is.- Salon
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- Stephanie Zacharek
The movie, which Mendes also wrote, doesn’t live up to its setting. There’s a lot going on in Empire of Light—and yet somehow not quite enough.- Time
- Posted Dec 12, 2022
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- Stephanie Zacharek
A well-intentioned picture, it’s also a flawed one. This is filmmaking that sets out to make its points but fails, in big ways and small ones, to forge an emotional connection with most of its characters.- Time
- Posted Jul 31, 2017
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- Stephanie Zacharek
Mother! is ambitious and dorky, like a Hieronymus Bosch painting redone as swirl-art. It’s entertaining to watch, because it’s not easy to see where it’s going—though you might feel a little underwhelmed when you discover where it ends up. The main reason to keep watching is Lawrence, receptive and radiant.- Time
- Posted Sep 5, 2017
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- Stephanie Zacharek
The picture is mostly tedious and unpleasant, which is a shame for the sake of the performers. Jackman works hard here, and his performance does away with vanity altogether.- Time
- Posted Feb 17, 2017
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- Stephanie Zacharek
Dimly entertaining, the sort of thing that doesn't insult you so much that you feel compelled to flee the theater, but it's too inert to be anything close to charming or compelling.- Salon
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- Stephanie Zacharek
Anthony—whose previous documentary, Rat Film, traced the history of Baltimore via the city’s relationship to its rodent residents—has fashioned a thoughtful, if sometimes frustrating, meditation on the acts of “seeing” and “interpreting,” particularly as they apply to law enforcement and the criminal-justice system.- Time
- Posted Jun 4, 2021
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- Stephanie Zacharek
Gunn has to juggle so many plot elements — so many booming galactic battles, so many whisker-close brushes with death — that it's little wonder he loses his grip on the thing. He inserts occasional moments of wonder but doesn't bother to smooth over the seams.- Village Voice
- Posted Jul 29, 2014
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- Stephanie Zacharek
There's so little love to be found in Dreamgirls. It's a product that promises magic, and yet gives us nothing to live on.- Salon
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- Stephanie Zacharek
It's a late-night infomercial masquerading as a concert movie, more an advertisement for vitality than a picture of vitality itself. There's something self-congratulatory, preening, about both the performance and the filmmaking.- Salon
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- Stephanie Zacharek
The Mother would be more effective if she could wink at the audacity of the material instead of just playing it all straight. But then, Lopez can get away with things that other mere mortals can’t, and if you approach it in the right spirit, The Mother could be ridiculously good fun.- Time
- Posted May 12, 2023
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- Stephanie Zacharek
Gibney, a prolific and skilled documentarian, marshals and organizes a raft of information as deftly as anyone could wish. But his conclusions are murkier than they might be.- Village Voice
- Posted May 21, 2013
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- Stephanie Zacharek
The vainglorious pas de deux between Philip and Zimmerman is entertaining for a while, though the novelty gradually wears off.- Village Voice
- Posted Oct 16, 2014
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- Stephanie Zacharek
Sergio’s intentions are pure, and the movie is pleasingly old-school in the way it merges political drama — and tragedy — with romance. Sometimes, though, the burden of playing a dedicated servant of the people appears to be too much for Moura: the performance feels stiff and stately, as if he’s considered every breath. Moura makes us see the gleaming role model, but it’s much harder to see the man underneath — and you can’t leave a legacy without first having had a heartbeat.- Time
- Posted Apr 8, 2020
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- Stephanie Zacharek
Stewart gives her all, as she always does. But she plays Diana as a mannered doe—all wrong, given that does are the most unmannered creatures on Earth. Her performance is clearly stylized, but it’s also packed with calculation and guile. Larraín turns this Diana into exactly the thing the royal family accused the real-life Diana of being, a willful and pouty constant complainer.- Time
- Posted Sep 5, 2021
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- Stephanie Zacharek
Penn and Teller are bright guys, and their act can be fun in small doses. Yet Tim's Vermeer accentuates one of their worst impulses: They think they're mischievously raining on our parades when, really, they're not telling us much at all.- Village Voice
- Posted Dec 3, 2013
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- Stephanie Zacharek
Offers only the stingiest platform for its actors, and as a piece of storytelling -- built on the foundation of a great story -- it's an epic that's been sliced and diced into so many little morsels that almost nothing in it has any weight.- Salon
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- Stephanie Zacharek
Anderson's other hallmarks here are brilliant gags that deflate in the execution, potentially interesting characters that end up so flat they feel as if they'd been cut out of paper, a plot that's all setup and no story.- Salon
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- Stephanie Zacharek
Dull and listless from the start, partly because the leads fail to connect and partly because both the script and the direction let them down.- Salon
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- Stephanie Zacharek
Even the glorious colors of Asteroid City become eyeball-numbing after a while, and the novelty of its Tinkertoy sensibility wears off practically within the first 10 minutes.- Time
- Posted May 24, 2023
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- Stephanie Zacharek
Toothless, gutless, one-note political movies like Jonathan Demme's The Manchurian Candidate, a picture that purports to have a galvanizing, liberal-minded theme (big business is taking over our country and our lives) but is really just ploddingly pedestrian.- Salon
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- Stephanie Zacharek
If The Amateur is unremarkable, it’s also efficient and effective, and sometimes all you need is a movie that gets the job done.- Time
- Posted Apr 11, 2025
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- Stephanie Zacharek
It’s all rather cartoony and self-aware, yet still not as much fun as it ought to be.- Time
- Posted Apr 27, 2020
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- Time
- Posted Sep 22, 2023
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- Stephanie Zacharek
There are hints of greatness, one or two artfully constructed scenes that remind you why you look forward to new Scorsese films in the first place. But as a highly detailed portrait of true-life corruption and bad behavior in the financial sector, Wolf is pushy and hollow, too much of a bad thing.- Village Voice
- Posted Dec 19, 2013
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- Stephanie Zacharek
Disjointed and disorganized, and it meanders when it needs to gallop.- Salon
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- Stephanie Zacharek
The French Dispatch is high Andersonia, an elaborate movie contraption with a million tiny parts moving in concert, and depending on your threshold, it might all just be too much.- Time
- Posted Oct 22, 2021
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