Simon Abrams
Select another critic »For 859 reviews, this critic has graded:
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39% higher than the average critic
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6% same as the average critic
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55% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 10.9 points lower than other critics.
(0-100 point scale)
Simon Abrams' Scores
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| Average review score: | 55 | |
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| Highest review score: | Viet and Nam | |
| Lowest review score: | The Asian Connection | |
Score distribution:
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Positive: 391 out of 859
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Mixed: 241 out of 859
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Negative: 227 out of 859
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- Simon Abrams
Deerskin isn’t weird enough to be great, mostly because Dupieux (“Rubber, “Reality”) is a little too precious when it comes to pacing, characterizations, humor, etc.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted May 1, 2020
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- Simon Abrams
Unlike “Stranger Things,” The Wretched is a little too cute about teen angst, and not light enough on its feet to make you want to root for its ostensibly typical adolescent.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted May 1, 2020
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- Simon Abrams
Everything in 1BR is over-exposed, often literally thanks to the movie’s basic camera set-ups and general emphasis on naturally and/or harshly front-lit close-ups, or medium shots of brown stucco walls.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Apr 24, 2020
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- Simon Abrams
The gory, but weirdly blasé Russian black comedy Why Don’t You Just Die! feels like a gross exercise in style that’s also a passable tribute to Jim Thompson’s bleakly hilarious crime novels, and a brain-dead critique of post-Soviet consumerism.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Apr 17, 2020
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- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Apr 3, 2020
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- Simon Abrams
Vivarium isn’t a fun watch, and not just because it’s generally claustrophobic and insistently bleak.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Mar 27, 2020
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- Simon Abrams
Pegg and Temple’s responsive, well-attuned performances are actually the most frustrating things about Lost Transmissions since they’re good enough to make you want to care, even when their characters don’t seem to be worth caring about.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Mar 13, 2020
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- Simon Abrams
Almost everything that’s enjoyable about Escape From Pretoria is a variation on stuff you’ve probably seen in superior prison movies, though Radcliffe’s haunted performance is exceptionally compelling.- TheWrap
- Posted Mar 10, 2020
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- Simon Abrams
There’s not much to Porumboiu’s latest beyond a surplus of plot twists and double crosses.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Feb 28, 2020
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- Simon Abrams
Established “My Hero Academia” fans will probably enjoy Class 1-A’s typically endearing group dynamic, even if none of the jokes in the movie are that great. And their big fight with Nine is genuinely well-staged and climactic, thanks to some impressive computer graphics and director Kenji Nagasaki’s thoughtful staging and choreography.- TheWrap
- Posted Feb 26, 2020
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- Simon Abrams
Greed is never the sum of its best parts since other actors — especially Jamie Blackley, who, playing young McCreadie in a series of flashbacks, is fine but relatively disappointing — can’t pull off the movie’s delicate balance of broad humor and po-faced drama.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Feb 21, 2020
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- Simon Abrams
Guns Akimbo may be too mild to be memorable, but it is a mostly satisfying time-waster.- TheWrap
- Posted Feb 19, 2020
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- Simon Abrams
Ride Your Wave moves without a great sense of urgency, but only because Hinako’s emotional turmoil isn’t a great conflict or a tragedy. It is, however, as real as the private heartaches that we self-consciously wear on our sleeves.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Feb 19, 2020
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- Simon Abrams
Sonic the Hedgehog is the worst kind of bad movie: it's too inoffensive to be hated and too wretched to be enjoyable.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Feb 13, 2020
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- Simon Abrams
The Nowhere Inn . . . is a collection of comedic and musical sketches that are not funny, weird or thoughtful enough to sell its creators’ insistent, but mostly trite and undeveloped, ideas about the performative nature of self-fashioning and creative authenticity.- TheWrap
- Posted Feb 1, 2020
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- Simon Abrams
The sprawling scope of The Traitor is a big part of its dryly funny (though never in a ha-ha kind of way) appeal, and that takes some getting used to.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Jan 31, 2020
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- Simon Abrams
The new French voodoo/gothic drama Zombi Child is mostly satisfying, but also a little frustrating because of its creators’ walking-on-shells sensitivity.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Jan 24, 2020
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- Simon Abrams
Weathering With You, Shinkai’s latest animated romantic-fantasy to be released in America, has the same spark of ingenuity and consistency of vision as his earlier work.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Jan 17, 2020
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- Simon Abrams
There’s ultimately too much strained seriousness in The Song of Names' dramatically flimsy and symbolically heavy episodic narrative, making Girard and Caine’s already dated feel-good historical drama seem especially tacky.- TheWrap
- Posted Dec 23, 2019
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- Simon Abrams
The sturdy but shallow martial arts melodrama Ip Man 4: The Finale isn’t much more than what fans have already gotten from the popular action franchise.- TheWrap
- Posted Dec 23, 2019
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- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Dec 20, 2019
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- Simon Abrams
There are a lot of promising ideas here, but none are developed so much that this remake feels essential.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Dec 13, 2019
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- Simon Abrams
So while not everything works in Black Christmas, the stuff that does is ultimately what matters most.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Dec 13, 2019
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- Simon Abrams
The predictably loud and shockingly boring action caper 6 Underground is one-man-brand director Michael Bay’s answer to the “Fast & Furious” series.- TheWrap
- Posted Dec 11, 2019
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- Simon Abrams
The best thing I can say about Daniel Isn’t Real is that it’s a promising early feature made by young artists who haven’t yet worked out how to express and/or synthesize what they like about their favorite artists and their work. It’s all style and very little substance.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Dec 6, 2019
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- Simon Abrams
Strickland frequently tests viewers’ patience, but his off-putting sensibility is powerful enough to make In Fabric as mesmerizing as its subject: salesmanship as a sinister, inescapable form of hypnosis.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Dec 5, 2019
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- Simon Abrams
There’s a significant difference in quality between the mediocre scenario (and dialogue) and thrilling production design (and direction) in White Snake.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Nov 27, 2019
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- Simon Abrams
Shooting the Mafia is, if nothing else, a decent introduction to Battaglia’s work, even if the rest of Loginotto’s primer doesn’t tell us much about who Battaglia is, or how to appreciate what she does.- TheWrap
- Posted Nov 22, 2019
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- Simon Abrams
Warrior Queen is not the first movie about this subject to be helmed by a woman — “Manikarnika” was co-directed by star Kangana Ranaut — nor does it feature a stand-out performance like those other movies do (Ranaut is very good in “Manikarnika”). So while I suppose you could do worse than The Warrior Queen of Jhansi, I know you could do better.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Nov 15, 2019
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- Simon Abrams
Granted, the movie does feature a few endearingly goofy scenes where Cage acts like Humphrey Bogart, with sweat on his brow, a stogie in his mouth, and a haughty putdown for anybody who makes eye contact with him. But he basically already did that in Paul Schrader’s underwhelming 2016 Ed Bunker adaptation “Dog Eat Dog.”- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Nov 8, 2019
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