Simon Abrams
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40% higher than the average critic
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6% same as the average critic
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54% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 10.7 points lower than other critics.
(0-100 point scale)
Simon Abrams' Scores
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| Average review score: | 55 | |
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| Highest review score: | Viet and Nam | |
| Lowest review score: | Zookeeper | |
Score distribution:
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Positive: 390 out of 854
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Mixed: 239 out of 854
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Negative: 225 out of 854
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- Simon Abrams
Impressive sound design, which makes every carabiner clink and boulder impact seem monumental, and Lee’s skilled use of close-up photography (combined with fast-cut montage editing) make “The Climbers” worth seeing on a big screen.- TheWrap
- Posted Oct 1, 2019
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- Simon Abrams
Loro feels like the work of a more mature artist. Sorrentino knows exactly who his Berlusconi is, and, with the help of Servillo — who delivers a characteristically impressive performance — manages to make the former Prime Minister’s total lack of introspection seem ironically revealing. Ecco Silvio: pathetic, alone, indestructible.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Sep 20, 2019
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- Simon Abrams
Fessenden’s prickly sense of humanism makes a considerable difference in Depraved, his engrossing take on Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein, and maybe his best movie to date.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Sep 13, 2019
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- Simon Abrams
For me, One Cut of the Dead is good enough. It sometimes surprised me while I waited for a payoff that Ueda basically delivered, even if he and his collaborators never made me involuntarily leave my seat.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Sep 13, 2019
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- Simon Abrams
"Unnecessary Roughness” is a more apt title for the scuzzy serial killer procedural Night Hunter.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Sep 6, 2019
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- Simon Abrams
Most of the jokes in Tone-Deaf are variations on this gag: Harvey is a sentient fossil while Olive is an entitled brat. “Fine People On Both Sides” might have been a more apt title for this dud.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Aug 23, 2019
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- Simon Abrams
The sleepy, dopey action bonanza Angel Has Fallen is disappointing, and not just for the reasons you might expect.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Aug 22, 2019
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- Simon Abrams
The Divine Fury does sound like fun, especially given that, in the film, demons tend to catch fire as they’re exorcised. There’s also a climactic fight scene involving a scaly demon-man. And a ton of dead air, boring asides, tedious backstory, and other unnecessary narrative padding.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Aug 16, 2019
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- Simon Abrams
I’d have an easier time accepting the trite, asked-and-answered conclusions that director Muye Wen and co-writers Jianu Han and Wei Zhong lead viewers to if they were more adept at tugging at viewers’ heart-strings.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Aug 9, 2019
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- Simon Abrams
Watching La Flor is like being on the last legs of a road trip with a group of people you’ve grown increasingly alienated from. Look at the happy artists, they’re having fun playing with themselves; good for them, can I go home now?- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Aug 2, 2019
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- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Jul 19, 2019
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- Simon Abrams
The Hong Kong Triad mob thriller The White Storm 2: Drug Lords is a cynic’s delight, though often not in the ways you might expect. As a message movie, The White Storm 2 is pretty toothless.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Jul 15, 2019
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- Simon Abrams
Trespassers is fairly timid, as far as home-invasion thrillers go: it’s got some machete - and gun-related violence, a couple of leering masked killers, and a little rough sex, but that’s about it.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Jul 12, 2019
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- Simon Abrams
Killers Anonymous just doesn't make sense as a throwback to MTV-friendly sensibilities. It's also not inventive, funny, or energetic enough to warrant its creators' vague ideas about deceiving looks, moral relativism, and, uh, girl power?- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Jun 28, 2019
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- Simon Abrams
Our Time is even funny sometimes, albeit in the same kind of wryly mordant and cosmically alienated way as Stanley Kubrick’s “Eyes Wide Shut.”- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Jun 14, 2019
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- Simon Abrams
One of the main pleasures of watching The Raft, a new documentary that combines decades-old footage of the Acali's 101-day voyage with modern-day commentary by the ship's six surviving crew mates, is that the Acali's story isn't just told from Genoves's self-mythologizing perspective.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Jun 7, 2019
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- Simon Abrams
An unbearably preachy post-financial-crisis civics lesson in heist movie drag.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted May 31, 2019
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- Simon Abrams
A machine to deliver gore and violence, Brightburn also features some of the most improbably and even hatefully dumb salt-of-the-Earth type characters in a recent American horror movie. But even if you watch Brightburn knowing that it doesn't have much going for it beyond a few disturbing kill scenes, you will still be disappointed.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted May 24, 2019
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- Simon Abrams
To be clear: Asako I & II is not a bad movie, just one that doesn't convey much beyond its creators' intentions. There are moments of poetic beauty scattered throughout, like the few scenes that don't push the otherwise cloud-light plot along.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted May 17, 2019
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- Simon Abrams
The Wandering Soap Opera also sometimes feels like it was made by a filmmaker who doesn't understand where he is anymore. That mixture of excitement, confusion, and terror defines all six of the movie's vignettes.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted May 17, 2019
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- Simon Abrams
Charlie Says loses much of its potency whenever it's not directly about the ordinary motives of the individual Manson clan members.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted May 10, 2019
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- Simon Abrams
So really, what's great about "Master Z" isn't the way that its creators transcend their chosen formula, but rather how they perfect it.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Apr 12, 2019
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- Simon Abrams
Long Day's Journey Into Night forces viewers to be simultaneously hyper-aware and un-self-conscious about the fact that they are watching a movie that, in several scenes, is presented in real time.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Apr 11, 2019
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- Simon Abrams
The resulting episodic narrative is light on dialogue and heavy on ambiance; it's precise to an unsettling degree since a number of scenes start and stop whenever Lizzy can feel her way in and out of them.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Apr 5, 2019
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- Simon Abrams
Relaxer is a light, but moody comedy about an irredeemable loser who is too unwell to save himself. Imagine a deceptively optimistic comedy concerning a neurotic fish who's slowly circling his unwashed, slow-draining aquarium.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Mar 22, 2019
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- Simon Abrams
Unlike most costume dramas, Sunset — a moving Hungarian character study set in Budapest during 1913 — isn't a movie you can easily get lost in. The movie's disorienting and visually austere style takes some getting used to.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Mar 22, 2019
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- Simon Abrams
I often rolled my eyes at the kitschy, broad humor that Knife+Heart director Yann Gonzalzez (who co-wrote the film with Cristiano Mangione) sometimes used to characterize his sexually active queer characters.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Mar 15, 2019
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- Simon Abrams
Castañeda and Van Damme's scene-stealing performances don't significantly improve writer/director Lior Geller's frequent reliance on racial stereotypes and gangster movie cliches.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Mar 1, 2019
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- Simon Abrams
A week after seeing The Wandering Earth, I'm still marveling at how good it is. I can't think of another recent computer-graphics-driven blockbuster that left me feeling this giddy because of its creators' can-do spirit and consummate attention to detail.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Feb 18, 2019
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- Simon Abrams
Still: the cold half (ie: the important half) of Lords of Chaos is so ugly and mean-spirited that I couldn't really enjoy the other parts of the film that work, not even Rory Culkin's fantastic lead performance, or the on-screen chemistry that he shares with supporting actress Sky Ferreira (as photographer/love interest Ann-Marit).- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Feb 8, 2019
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