For 859 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 39% higher than the average critic
  • 6% same as the average critic
  • 55% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 10.9 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Simon Abrams' Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 55
Highest review score: 100 Viet and Nam
Lowest review score: 0 The Asian Connection
Score distribution:
859 movie reviews
    • 46 Metascore
    • 40 Simon Abrams
    It’s hard to get lost in Cameron’s images or Joy’s workmanlike direction given how often they’re overwhelmed by her flashy dialogue.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 70 Simon Abrams
    Not Going Quietly credibly highlights the “moral stakes” of Barkan’s cause, as one of his colleague says, with a welcome mix of candor and artful consideration.
    • 92 Metascore
    • 100 Simon Abrams
    To enjoy Days, you have commit to its earthy dream logic. It is an extraordinary movie; it is not an easy sit.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 50 Simon Abrams
    The East is essentially divided into two halves, and neither is more illuminating than the other.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 63 Simon Abrams
    A giddy chase scene almost singlehandedly rescues Escape from Mogadishu, an otherwise unmoving South Korean political thriller about the real-life Korean diplomats who fled Somalia during that country’s 1991 civil war.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 20 Simon Abrams
    The uniquely underwhelming sci-fi lawyer drama Naked Singularity is a weird mashup of ill-fitting genre tropes and quarter-cooked ideas about social justice and alternate realities.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 63 Simon Abrams
    It’s nice to see that the Muscles from Brussels is not only self-aware, but also sharp enough whenever he has to take a baby step or two beyond his own shadow.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 38 Simon Abrams
    More often than not, Snake Eyes: G.I. Joe Origins is a dire checklist of clichés that were already gathering moss back in the 1980s, when G.I. Joe was a popular children’s cartoon.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 63 Simon Abrams
    Human error—or uncertainty—is the biggest source of tension in this movie, and it goes a long way towards making this sequel (a little) more than the sum of its flashy parts. You may not need another Escape Room, but this new one is good enough to leave you wanting more.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 40 Simon Abrams
    While The Tomorrow War isn’t exactly good, it is often promising enough to convince you that at some point, it will reward your time and patience.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 25 Simon Abrams
    If you enjoy watching barrel-penned fish get got with a BB gun, you're bound to love Vicious Fun. Vicious Fun courts that kind of glib dismissal since so much of the movie reassures viewers that its creators are also addicted to the formulaic slasher movies that they kind of, sort of mock.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 63 Simon Abrams
    So while Enid’s investigation never goes anywhere noteworthy, Censor still fosters an increasingly desperate, anxiety-inducing effect.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 25 Simon Abrams
    There are a lot of fragmentary ideas in The Real Thing, but they’re not cohesive or worthwhile as they’re loosely formed into one grey 232-minute lump.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 0 Simon Abrams
    The action in Funhouse is consistently cheap and generally silly. That’s sort of the movie’s point, but it’s also sort of hard to care when everything else is so tacky.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 25 Simon Abrams
    Too bad The Djinn is often as plodding as it is impersonal. This movie crawls whenever it needs to sprint.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 25 Simon Abrams
    You can either be sentimental or bitter about the movies, but you can rarely charm people by being both at once. Unfortunately, the people behind the Indian moviemaking comedy RK/RKAY took that risk, and wound up making a mawkish, inert fantasy about a filmmaker whose protagonist escapes his movie within the movie.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 63 Simon Abrams
    The Paper Tigers is still very much a martial arts movie that ends with a late-night rooftop fight, and then a celebratory dim sum meal. But if you already like this sort of lightweight crowdpleaser, you’re bound to find something worthwhile here.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 75 Simon Abrams
    In many ways, Zhang’s latest is the coldest film that he’s made in a while, though it might also be his most alluring.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 50 Simon Abrams
    Bloodthirsty isn’t as deep or dark as it needs to be, and that’s way more frustrating than its general lack of werewolves.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 63 Simon Abrams
    Unfortunately, the quality of storytelling here often isn’t strong enough to hold one’s interest throughout such a diminutive runtime. Still, you might enjoy yourself if you don’t expect much character development, but do look forward to some creative uses of improvised weapons, like a hammer and a septic tank lid.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 50 Simon Abrams
    A light touch doesn’t suit the heavy themes in The Power, a horror psychodrama that’s specifically concerned with sexual misconduct and then more generally about the abuse of (you guessed it) power at a London hospital.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 50 Simon Abrams
    The director's gifted collaborators sometimes perk up this listless parable, but never enough to sell its second-hand fatalism.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 50 Simon Abrams
    The Vault is not, in other words, just derivative—it’s also flabby and bland.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 38 Simon Abrams
    And when the movie’s over, nothing is resolved that the filmmakers didn’t side-step or reduce to a few unconvincing symbols of hope for a more equitable future. You might like Enforcement if that’s a line you already want to buy; there’s otherwise not much here to change your mind.
    • 84 Metascore
    • 75 Simon Abrams
    Thankfully, despite its creators’ general fussiness, The Truffle Hunters is good enough, if only because guys like Carlo and Angelo are more charming than they are eccentric.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 38 Simon Abrams
    What makes The Vigil so frustrating is that it feels like a product and not a reflection of its subject’s identity crisis.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 25 Simon Abrams
    Hovannisian's documentary would be much more convincing if he picked a single aspect of Tankian’s activism—or composing, or personality—and considered it in greater detail.
    • 31 Metascore
    • 25 Simon Abrams
    The ensemble cast members all dutifully perform their roles, but there’s not much for them to sink their teeth into.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 50 Simon Abrams
    This may be Goro Miyazaki’s most eccentric feature yet, but it’s also his least engaging. Earwig and the Witch doesn’t move the way it should, and that’s lethal when your last name is Miyazaki.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 63 Simon Abrams
    The unsettling mood and creeping pace of the Indonesian horror movie The Queen of Black Magic take some getting used to.

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