Michael Ordoña

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For 192 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 49% higher than the average critic
  • 5% same as the average critic
  • 46% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 7.4 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Michael Ordoña's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 58
Highest review score: 100 Ne Zha 2
Lowest review score: 0 Saw 3D
Score distribution:
  1. Positive: 83 out of 192
  2. Negative: 22 out of 192
192 movie reviews
    • 66 Metascore
    • 70 Michael Ordoña
    It’s smart and engaging once it gets going and presents a tense, fun labyrinth for viewers to navigate. One just wishes the cheese at the end were more rewarding.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 90 Michael Ordoña
    In its mix are ethical quandaries in biotechnology, nature versus nurture and an adorable-sexy-disturbing monster. So there's that. But it wins best in show by focusing on one of the weirder relationship triangles in recent memory.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 80 Michael Ordoña
    It’s a surprise contender for Best Christmas Movie of the last several years.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 60 Michael Ordoña
    It’s refreshing to come at the spy genre from a different angle and rewarding to be introduced to these extraordinary women. Just don’t expect a pulse-pounder or even a particularly atmospheric, experiential film.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Ordoña
    Ron’s Gone Wrong dots its primer on friendship with chase scenes and warnings about Big Tech, with only mixed success.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Ordoña
    The film fails to coalesce largely because viewers are left to wonder what joins the couple in the first place.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 80 Michael Ordoña
    What emerges is a chilling portrait of what happens when people in power just ignore sociopolitical norms and behave as though the rules don’t apply to them.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 40 Michael Ordoña
    The Eight Hundred fetishizes martyrdom, but for those seeking big-screen, epic violence, it’s pretty much the only game in town.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Ordoña
    The narrative is hamstrung by cliché attempts to build McKay’s backstory, shamelessly changing key facts. McConaughey’s performance is just fine, as is Ferrera’s, but the personal stuff feels like a distraction.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Ordoña
    Perhaps the slickly made documentary overstates the cultural impact of a little-seen and widely disliked film. However, it earns points for scraping at the surface of something rarely discussed in film fandom — homosexuality in horror.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 70 Michael Ordoña
    The story moves crisply, though with all the twists and the lack of introductions to the main players, it’s not easy to follow at first. The fights and chases are handled expertly (the “action director” is Jung Doo); they’re dynamic but believable and deliver emotional impact.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 70 Michael Ordoña
    The film of Howl, like its source material, is undeniably brave, committed and inventive.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Ordoña
    Beautiful Something Left Behind, which won the documentary award at last year’s South by Southwest Film Festival when the film was called “An Elephant in the Room,” serves as a snapshot of kids in emotional crises, but sadly, little more.
    • 23 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Ordoña
    While the movie is hit and miss, under the rookie’s direction, several veteran actors still turn in solid work.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 40 Michael Ordoña
    Abe
    It almost works as food porn when we spend some time in Chico’s kitchen, but we never linger long enough for the experience to marinate.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 70 Michael Ordoña
    Despite I Want You Back’s heaping helping of the usual rom-com balderdash, both Slate and Day provide enough underdog charisma to make us root for their characters, if not their wrongheaded quests.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Ordoña
    What results is an emotional appeal that highlights a grave problem but doesn’t give the viewer the scientific, factual foundation to be completely convinced. The film also doesn’t offer solutions.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 70 Michael Ordoña
    Rams isn’t earth-shattering, but real-feeling and engaging, with a strong cast and fine sheep and a good dog.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 70 Michael Ordoña
    The easy chemistry of Peña as the humble and brilliant aspirant and Salazar as the supportive, put-upon wife with dreams of her own makes their scenes together highlights. Salazar brings life and charm to a role that, in another biopic, could have been pretty thankless.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 80 Michael Ordoña
    Copshop is an enjoyable, slow-burn action movie featuring a smart script, sharp direction, strong cast — and the emergence of a possible star.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Ordoña
    Fascinatingly muddled.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 70 Michael Ordoña
    “Wolfboy” is a compassionate film with some insight into being different and into the destructiveness of letting the world’s unkindness shape one’s self view.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Ordoña
    The Informer isn’t bad. It’s just nothing special. It relies too much on familiar elements. It’s the same throbbing score, the same expected betrayals and the same smiling, sadistic bad guys.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 70 Michael Ordoña
    Fear Street Part 2: 1978 is no classic, but it’s a clear improvement on “1994,” with more tension and excitement (and generous gore).
    • 61 Metascore
    • 70 Michael Ordoña
    The story is struck from a familiar template: inactive protagonist, dead parent, worries about popularity, a regional competition looming. But the film distinguishes itself from there, largely due to the direction of “Fast Color’s” Julia Hart.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 80 Michael Ordoña
    Cinematically, it draws influence from Terence Malick, but in a good way. It’s atmospheric, but not at the expense of emotion and humor.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Ordoña
    “All the Streets” feels niche to a fault.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 75 Michael Ordoña
    Yes, it’s a familiar formula, though instead of buddy cops, it’s buddy cleaners. What these “Wolfs” do is shades darker than the gentleman thievery of the “Ocean’s” larks, and the character comedy comes from a deeper place.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 25 Michael Ordoña
    The enjoyment one wants from GIs fighting these creatures is stunted by the film’s lack of energy and imagination.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 60 Michael Ordoña
    While Fatale isn’t special, it’s better than most specimens of the genre due to its turns (again, I recommend skipping the trailer — which also makes it look like a differently made film, one using bolder cinematic techniques) and Swank’s exploration of her character.

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