Michael Ordoña

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For 192 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 49% higher than the average critic
  • 5% same as the average critic
  • 46% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 7.4 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Michael Ordoña's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 58
Highest review score: 100 Ne Zha 2
Lowest review score: 0 Saw 3D
Score distribution:
  1. Positive: 83 out of 192
  2. Negative: 22 out of 192
192 movie reviews
    • 72 Metascore
    • 75 Michael Ordoña
    Guadagnino’s filmmaking has never been more vivid.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 70 Michael Ordoña
    It isn’t exactly terrifying, but is well-acted and sinister enough to rise (levitate ominously?) above the pack.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Ordoña
    Die My Love is not plot-driven, with events that don’t necessarily follow one another in cause and effect. Rather, it’s a slow-burn psychological drama populated by imperfect people struggling with painful realities. Instead of a dramatic arc, it’s a dramatic decline.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 70 Michael Ordoña
    Its narrative flaws (and there are serious ones) are more or less overcome by its compelling protagonist and the loving marital relationship at its center.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 70 Michael Ordoña
    The environments are impressively painted. The film’s framing, light, shadow and color are expressive. The creatures are creatively designed and occasionally just bizarre enough to be funny.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Ordoña
    The film is well-intentioned and rooted in harrowing real-life stories. Unfortunately, it’s made in the style of British television, with cinematic clichés that telegraph outcomes. The heavy-handed use of music, in particular, is intrusive.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Ordoña
    At its best, “Erupcja” feels truthful, even insightful. At its worst, it’s an off-putting selfie of the chronically self-absorbed, like a big-screen “Girls.” It does offer an interesting perspective on its case of apparent synchronicity late in the film, but leaves plenty for viewers to ponder on their own.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Ordoña
    Encounter has its moments, but it suffers from multiple storytelling approaches that don’t mesh.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 40 Michael Ordoña
    It may have benefited from a quickened pace, or touches of humor, or heightened stakes because — at least in this film — watching Nazis get theirs is a vein of amusement that runs dry.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 60 Michael Ordoña
    The performances are uniformly solid, especially by the two leads, and the generally low-key cinematic style keeps us in the pocket of the story.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 70 Michael Ordoña
    The film gets laughs from a script emphasizing Steve’s awkwardness and the soundtrack’s use of ’80s power ballads. Of course, nothing in it is as endearing as the birds themselves. The mere sight of their fat bodies waddling across the ice gets the warmest response of all.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Ordoña
    Bana is, as always, a very watchable screen presence; the film is not bad. But there’s a spark missing that could make the story burn, and the film’s abrupt ending will leave viewers high and “Dry.”
    • 68 Metascore
    • 75 Michael Ordoña
    The fun and human “Thunderbolts*” is an encouraging sign for the MCU’s future.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Ordoña
    The film’s bright colors and blaring happy music may not be enough for viewers to overcome the rather unfunny themes of neglect (“Back up the abuse caboose”) routinely excused in more engaging fare.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 63 Michael Ordoña
    Despite traversing such a familiar track, “F1” delivers something made expressly for the big screen experience. What keeps it from being purely the kind of “theme park” Martin Scorsese demeaned in his criticism of Marvel movies is the Pitt of it all; fortunately for “F1,” it’s always Sonny on the human side.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 80 Michael Ordoña
    In any genre, a distinct filmmaking voice and clever avoidance of cliches earns a closer look; perhaps even more so in the realm of sci-fi/horror. And no spoilers, but where Come True lands is extremely satisfying.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 100 Michael Ordoña
    Ne Zha II surprisingly contains a sincere-feeling theme of individuality, of resisting what society commands a person to be rather than embracing their nature.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 80 Michael Ordoña
    Consider the sequel curse broken: Fear Street Part 3: 1666 satisfyingly wraps up Netflix’s R.L. Stine movie trilogy with deepened themes, more fully realized characters and enjoyable twists that lend dimension to the arching story.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 40 Michael Ordoña
    If it’s an Ip Man adventure you’re looking for in which he’s a full-on superhero, this one exists. Just know you’re getting the B Team.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 70 Michael Ordoña
    Doesn't offer moviegoers one obvious message, but rather a complex and considered glimpse into a rarely seen world, one of utter absurdity and horror.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 70 Michael Ordoña
    A breezy, energizing and fun look at the hip-hop and improv theater collective
    • 67 Metascore
    • 60 Michael Ordoña
    The dialogue can be clunky and easy to guess in advance, and there’s an unfortunate reliance on jump scares. The thing to remember is this is all part of a larger story, and without spoiling anything, that story does get significantly more interesting.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 70 Michael Ordoña
    Paper Tigers may not be a deep comment on aging or friendship, but it has enough humor and action to make it worth a few rounds.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 25 Michael Ordoña
    All that said, this movie is likely review-proof. The franchise is doing just fine without critical approval. This one is less of a slog, but there is precious little interesting or new in Jurassic World Rebirth. It’ll likely earn a billion dollars anyway.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 80 Michael Ordoña
    Run
    Chloe’s determination and smarts make Run much more enjoyable to watch than the vast majority of specimens of the genre. She credibly thinks her way through problems. When things are dire, she ratchets up her courage — and Allen sells us on it all.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Ordoña
    Fathom presumably gets its name from both the watery depths and the attempt to understand these mysterious aquatic mammals, but it doesn’t delve deeply enough into either the science or the scientists.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 70 Michael Ordoña
    What audiences are likely to come away with most of all is a pondering over how these many sides could coexist in the same person, perhaps wondering what they think of him — and finding it difficult to arrive at an answer.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 75 Michael Ordoña
    Roofman hooks viewers with its compelling depiction of a person too smart for his own good. It’s funny and moving, however close to or far from the real events it may be.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 90 Michael Ordoña
    In Swan Song, [Ali] lives in both drama and sci-fi worlds as he crafts a man coming to grips simultaneously with his own mortality and the dawn of something new for humanity.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Ordoña
    Brown-Easley’s story is interesting and the film’s acting is committed. Unfortunately, as a cinematic experience, Breaking fails to compel.

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