Michael Ordoña
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49% higher than the average critic
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5% same as the average critic
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46% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 7.4 points lower than other critics.
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Michael Ordoña's Scores
- Movies
- TV
Score distribution:
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Positive: 83 out of 192
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Mixed: 87 out of 192
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Negative: 22 out of 192
192
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- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Nov 25, 2024
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- Michael Ordoña
It isn’t exactly terrifying, but is well-acted and sinister enough to rise (levitate ominously?) above the pack.- Los Angeles Times
- Posted Nov 5, 2020
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- Michael Ordoña
Die My Love is not plot-driven, with events that don’t necessarily follow one another in cause and effect. Rather, it’s a slow-burn psychological drama populated by imperfect people struggling with painful realities. Instead of a dramatic arc, it’s a dramatic decline.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Nov 3, 2025
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- Michael Ordoña
Its narrative flaws (and there are serious ones) are more or less overcome by its compelling protagonist and the loving marital relationship at its center.- Los Angeles Times
- Posted Jul 28, 2023
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- Michael Ordoña
The environments are impressively painted. The film’s framing, light, shadow and color are expressive. The creatures are creatively designed and occasionally just bizarre enough to be funny.- Los Angeles Times
- Posted Mar 16, 2022
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- Michael Ordoña
The film is well-intentioned and rooted in harrowing real-life stories. Unfortunately, it’s made in the style of British television, with cinematic clichés that telegraph outcomes. The heavy-handed use of music, in particular, is intrusive.- Los Angeles Times
- Posted Feb 27, 2020
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- Michael Ordoña
At its best, “Erupcja” feels truthful, even insightful. At its worst, it’s an off-putting selfie of the chronically self-absorbed, like a big-screen “Girls.” It does offer an interesting perspective on its case of apparent synchronicity late in the film, but leaves plenty for viewers to ponder on their own.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted May 4, 2026
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- Michael Ordoña
Encounter has its moments, but it suffers from multiple storytelling approaches that don’t mesh.- Los Angeles Times
- Posted Dec 1, 2021
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- Michael Ordoña
It may have benefited from a quickened pace, or touches of humor, or heightened stakes because — at least in this film — watching Nazis get theirs is a vein of amusement that runs dry.- Los Angeles Times
- Posted Apr 27, 2023
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- Michael Ordoña
The performances are uniformly solid, especially by the two leads, and the generally low-key cinematic style keeps us in the pocket of the story.- Los Angeles Times
- Posted Aug 12, 2022
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- Michael Ordoña
The film gets laughs from a script emphasizing Steve’s awkwardness and the soundtrack’s use of ’80s power ballads. Of course, nothing in it is as endearing as the birds themselves. The mere sight of their fat bodies waddling across the ice gets the warmest response of all.- Los Angeles Times
- Posted Apr 16, 2019
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- Michael Ordoña
Bana is, as always, a very watchable screen presence; the film is not bad. But there’s a spark missing that could make the story burn, and the film’s abrupt ending will leave viewers high and “Dry.”- Los Angeles Times
- Posted May 20, 2021
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- Michael Ordoña
The fun and human “Thunderbolts*” is an encouraging sign for the MCU’s future.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Apr 29, 2025
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- Michael Ordoña
The film’s bright colors and blaring happy music may not be enough for viewers to overcome the rather unfunny themes of neglect (“Back up the abuse caboose”) routinely excused in more engaging fare.- Los Angeles Times
- Posted Apr 21, 2020
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- Michael Ordoña
Despite traversing such a familiar track, “F1” delivers something made expressly for the big screen experience. What keeps it from being purely the kind of “theme park” Martin Scorsese demeaned in his criticism of Marvel movies is the Pitt of it all; fortunately for “F1,” it’s always Sonny on the human side.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Jun 30, 2025
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- Michael Ordoña
In any genre, a distinct filmmaking voice and clever avoidance of cliches earns a closer look; perhaps even more so in the realm of sci-fi/horror. And no spoilers, but where Come True lands is extremely satisfying.- Los Angeles Times
- Posted Mar 11, 2021
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- Michael Ordoña
Ne Zha II surprisingly contains a sincere-feeling theme of individuality, of resisting what society commands a person to be rather than embracing their nature.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Aug 20, 2025
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- Michael Ordoña
Consider the sequel curse broken: Fear Street Part 3: 1666 satisfyingly wraps up Netflix’s R.L. Stine movie trilogy with deepened themes, more fully realized characters and enjoyable twists that lend dimension to the arching story.- Los Angeles Times
- Posted Jul 15, 2021
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- Michael Ordoña
If it’s an Ip Man adventure you’re looking for in which he’s a full-on superhero, this one exists. Just know you’re getting the B Team.- Los Angeles Times
- Posted Dec 12, 2020
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- Michael Ordoña
Doesn't offer moviegoers one obvious message, but rather a complex and considered glimpse into a rarely seen world, one of utter absurdity and horror.- Los Angeles Times
- Posted Nov 4, 2010
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- Michael Ordoña
A breezy, energizing and fun look at the hip-hop and improv theater collective- Los Angeles Times
- Posted Jul 21, 2020
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- Michael Ordoña
The dialogue can be clunky and easy to guess in advance, and there’s an unfortunate reliance on jump scares. The thing to remember is this is all part of a larger story, and without spoiling anything, that story does get significantly more interesting.- Los Angeles Times
- Posted Jun 30, 2021
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- Michael Ordoña
Paper Tigers may not be a deep comment on aging or friendship, but it has enough humor and action to make it worth a few rounds.- Los Angeles Times
- Posted May 5, 2021
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- Michael Ordoña
All that said, this movie is likely review-proof. The franchise is doing just fine without critical approval. This one is less of a slog, but there is precious little interesting or new in Jurassic World Rebirth. It’ll likely earn a billion dollars anyway.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Jun 30, 2025
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- Michael Ordoña
Chloe’s determination and smarts make Run much more enjoyable to watch than the vast majority of specimens of the genre. She credibly thinks her way through problems. When things are dire, she ratchets up her courage — and Allen sells us on it all.- Los Angeles Times
- Posted Nov 18, 2020
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- Michael Ordoña
Fathom presumably gets its name from both the watery depths and the attempt to understand these mysterious aquatic mammals, but it doesn’t delve deeply enough into either the science or the scientists.- Los Angeles Times
- Posted Jun 24, 2021
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- Michael Ordoña
What audiences are likely to come away with most of all is a pondering over how these many sides could coexist in the same person, perhaps wondering what they think of him — and finding it difficult to arrive at an answer.- Los Angeles Times
- Posted Jul 23, 2021
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- Michael Ordoña
Roofman hooks viewers with its compelling depiction of a person too smart for his own good. It’s funny and moving, however close to or far from the real events it may be.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Oct 9, 2025
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- Michael Ordoña
In Swan Song, [Ali] lives in both drama and sci-fi worlds as he crafts a man coming to grips simultaneously with his own mortality and the dawn of something new for humanity.- Los Angeles Times
- Posted Dec 16, 2021
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- Michael Ordoña
Brown-Easley’s story is interesting and the film’s acting is committed. Unfortunately, as a cinematic experience, Breaking fails to compel.- Los Angeles Times
- Posted Aug 24, 2022
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