Michael Ordoña

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For 192 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 49% higher than the average critic
  • 5% same as the average critic
  • 46% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 7.4 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Michael Ordoña's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 58
Highest review score: 100 Ne Zha 2
Lowest review score: 0 Saw 3D
Score distribution:
  1. Positive: 83 out of 192
  2. Negative: 22 out of 192
192 movie reviews
    • 60 Metascore
    • 80 Michael Ordoña
    There are fun characters and dazzling action sequences. The filmmakers’ approach to rethinking legendary figures and placing them in a kind of timeless, weirdly teched-out reality is intriguing.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 60 Michael Ordoña
    Sometimes the cheekiness works and sometimes the empowerment theme feels forced.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 70 Michael Ordoña
    It will surprise none of Merlant’s fans that she gives herself over to the role. Whatever you think of Jeanne’s attachment, Merlant lets you in on Jeanne’s feelings. You believe this really matters to her.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 60 Michael Ordoña
    Nothing here is especially revealing or deep; but the doc is pleasantly positive, and it does have something to say about how the expectations for dads today are higher than ever.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 25 Michael Ordoña
    It’s billed as another horror comedy, but when tidbits of humor manifest, it feels forced. There are few notable moments.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 75 Michael Ordoña
    The convoluted plot will leave viewers with some unanswered questions, should they pull at its threads, but it’s a good bet they’ll likely leave well enough alone after being so entertained.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 40 Michael Ordoña
    The filmmakers cast several comic performers — Adam Pally as the dad, Tichina Arnold as the grandmother, Ken Marino as the bad guy — but there aren’t really opportunities for them to shine. Arnold seems to have the most fun with it. The Main Event, sadly, never gets off the mat.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 40 Michael Ordoña
    The new Margot Robbie vehicle Dreamland seems to be about legends, the price of escape, maybe unreliable narrators — but ends up not saying much about any of them.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 70 Michael Ordoña
    “Dicks” can’t maintain that level of performative thrust all the way through; it sags a bit in the middle, as one might expect from making the considerable jump from the stage and through the hoops of major revisions. But the film bounces back toward its back nine.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 70 Michael Ordoña
    Aggie is a well-made portrait of an admirable woman you come away feeling you’d like to meet.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 80 Michael Ordoña
    Not much happens in the understated British comedy Days of the Bagnold Summer, and that’s rather the point. It’s a truthful and sometimes moving slice of life (and cake) elevated by vivid lead performances.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 80 Michael Ordoña
    How It Ends works both as an alternative to the usual, race-against-time or humanity-sucks apocalypse dramas, and as a personal exploration of settling affairs — and it’s a comedy.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 70 Michael Ordoña
    The film mixes horror elements with surreal fantasy and the crushing realism of a serious family drama. It’s metaphorical, vague but also precise in its specificity for the horrific trials these people are to face — their personal hell.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 80 Michael Ordoña
    Hard Luck Love Song is a happy but gritty marriage of material, filmmaker and star. Much is asked of Dorman, and he delivers all.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 70 Michael Ordoña
    Where the documentary succeeds most plangently is in its fan testimonials of the album’s impact and Blige’s emotional recollections of the songs’ roots.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 70 Michael Ordoña
    Migration isn’t exactly unique, but it’s different enough. And in today’s factory filmmaking, that’s almost as unlikely as milking a duck.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 70 Michael Ordoña
    In Embattled, the human side feels explored, as if the film could have been made without the MMA scenes and still been a worthwhile watch. But it does have those adrenaline-injecting fights, so … all the better.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 80 Michael Ordoña
    The flesh-and-blood protagonists are powerful, driven people caught in a riptide.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 70 Michael Ordoña
    Boss Level takes a well-worn gag and injects energy, showing the genre is still a game worth playing.
    • Los Angeles Times
    • 45 Metascore
    • 60 Michael Ordoña
    Pixie isn’t exactly magical, but amusing enough whenever Cooke’s character casts her spell
    • 56 Metascore
    • 70 Michael Ordoña
    The film, based on Romain Puértolas’ novel, has clever touches and is consistently engaging, if meandering.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 60 Michael Ordoña
    The subject is absorbing, but the lack of differentiation in dramatic levels makes the film feel longer than its 126 minutes.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 80 Michael Ordoña
    Tammy’s Always Dying is a richly observed comedy-drama. Johnson’s direction is intelligent and restrained.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 70 Michael Ordoña
    An intelligent, sometimes moving, sometimes funny sci-fi examination of emotional autonomy amid futuristic pharmaceuticals, until an awkward shift into thriller territory dilutes its purity.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 40 Michael Ordoña
    The film drifts from grown-up to kid problems with mostly anecdotal evidence but very little science to back it up. It tries to cover too much ground in 71 minutes without going deeply into any of the areas it lightly explores.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 70 Michael Ordoña
    While the result may be scattershot at times, the achievements of these badass professionals are worth a look — especially if, like this writer, you believe an Oscar category for stunt performers is long overdue.
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    • 100 Michael Ordoña
    Against the Current is a gem. It’s gorgeous in many ways.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 60 Michael Ordoña
    No moment on this anything-but-love boat has the impact of, say, the seasickness sequence of “Triangle of Sadness,” but slaughter stans will get their butchery bellyfuls.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 60 Michael Ordoña
    The superb fight choreography and committed execution by the two women in the ring (real-life UFC champ Valentina Shevchenko is convincing as Jackie’s opponent), informed by Berry’s skill as an actor conveying Jackie’s desperation, make the final fight thrilling and cringe-inducing — in a good way.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Ordoña
    Little attention is paid to the vernacular or physicality of the period. The depths of emotions aren’t plumbed.

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