Michael Ordoña
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49% higher than the average critic
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5% same as the average critic
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46% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 7.4 points lower than other critics.
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Michael Ordoña's Scores
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Score distribution:
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Positive: 83 out of 192
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Mixed: 87 out of 192
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Negative: 22 out of 192
192
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- Los Angeles Times
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- Michael Ordoña
You don’t have to be into football to appreciate the high-stakes struggle in National Champions.- Los Angeles Times
- Posted Dec 9, 2021
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- Michael Ordoña
No Man’s Land comes out of the blue to comment memorably on the immigration crisis by simply giving human life its due. It’s wise and empathetic and worth a watch.- Los Angeles Times
- Posted Jan 21, 2021
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- Michael Ordoña
It’s a ‘70s paranoia movie in the best sense. And this is no hackneyed tribute; it’s complex, murky, propulsive.- Los Angeles Times
- Posted Aug 12, 2021
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- Michael Ordoña
Jerry & Marge Go Large is a charmer. It’s a low-key, fact-based caper movie that overcomes some broad comedy leanings to settle into the sweet stuff in the soft center. It’s bolstered by a funny script and dependably sharp performances by Bryan Cranston and Annette Bening.- Los Angeles Times
- Posted Jun 15, 2022
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- Michael Ordoña
If you can hang with the slow gestation of the first hour or so of Malignant, the final third may grow on you.- Los Angeles Times
- Posted Sep 10, 2021
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- Michael Ordoña
Day Shift is a damned delight. One would be tempted to call it the best horror comedy of 2022 so far, but it mixes so many genres it’s more like 2022’s best horror-buddy-cop-cartel-drama-bounty-hunter-martial-arts-action comedy (so far).- Los Angeles Times
- Posted Aug 11, 2022
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- Michael Ordoña
To very young kids who like cartoon dogs driving shiny vehicles, PAW Patrol: The Movie may be awesome. To grown-ups, it may be an aggressively under-written, 88-minute toy commercial.- Los Angeles Times
- Posted Aug 18, 2021
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- Michael Ordoña
In a pandemic, some might call the film a beacon of hope; others might prefer science to prayer for salvation. As a piece of cinema, though, Fatima is unlikely to be canonized.- Los Angeles Times
- Posted Aug 26, 2020
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- Michael Ordoña
You don't go to this film for Sorkinesque repartee; you go for the world's longest chainsaw, or equal-opportunity genital mutilations, or very, very long bludgeonings. And here they are, in buckets.- Los Angeles Times
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- Michael Ordoña
One suspects Inside the Rain is a labor of love. One wishes its makers would have let us in enough to love it as well.- Los Angeles Times
- Posted Mar 26, 2020
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- Michael Ordoña
The Unholy Trinity is a passable, 95-minute diversion, but an unremarkable one.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Jun 11, 2025
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- Michael Ordoña
The plot chugs along with no surprises, but that’s beside the point. While it’s not exactly a laugh riot, the film’s humor tends to land.- Los Angeles Times
- Posted Jul 30, 2021
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- Michael Ordoña
Dosed works best as a purely anecdotal, personal chronicle of a friend’s struggle with addiction therapies. It is not recommended as a substitute for scientific conclusions.- Los Angeles Times
- Posted Mar 19, 2020
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- Los Angeles Times
- Posted Sep 9, 2021
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- Michael Ordoña
You want to see Eddie Murphy surrounded by some Christmas-themed silliness. And on that score, it’s fine enough, but destined for regifting.- Los Angeles Times
- Posted Nov 30, 2023
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- Michael Ordoña
The slapstick generally works and the movie milks Bautista’s sheer size and roughness, compared with tiny Coleman’s crafty fearlessness. Much of the story is telegraphed, but it’s not about shocks or surprises. It’s a charming diversion stocked with people who are fun to watch.- Los Angeles Times
- Posted Jun 25, 2020
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- Michael Ordoña
Unfortunately, the movie’s thriller elements amount to pale reflections of many other works.- Los Angeles Times
- Posted Jun 17, 2020
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- Michael Ordoña
It’s so detached from the supervillain narrative that it’s almost meta. But as the musical numbers become lengthy detours rather than lending further insight into Arthur, the sequel doesn’t sing as a character study. And it sure ain’t a thriller.- Los Angeles Times
- Posted Oct 10, 2024
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- Michael Ordoña
It’s one of those pseudo-thrillers with car chases and shootouts in which it’s hard to invest yourself because its rules seem fungible.- Los Angeles Times
- Posted Oct 16, 2020
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- Michael Ordoña
Without a more probing look into her artistry, it’s hard to think of Olympia as a definitive Dukakis profile — though it’s certainly an unusual celebrity documentary.- Los Angeles Times
- Posted Jul 14, 2020
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- Michael Ordoña
In such troubled times, one supposes there’s comfort to be found in the lack of adventurousness of Holidate, but it’s like opening the same present again and again.- Los Angeles Times
- Posted Oct 27, 2020
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- Los Angeles Times
- Posted Aug 7, 2020
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- Michael Ordoña
The Princess is an unabashedly feminist action-adventure in which the central character rises from her dormancy to slash the patriarchy. It couldn’t be more timely, and it’s a good time too.- Los Angeles Times
- Posted Jul 1, 2022
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- Michael Ordoña
With its human relations a bit dicey, the movie lives or dies by the cuteness of its CG animals. Fortunately, it probably will never stop hitting the cute button inside us simply to see rabbits scurry-hopping with earnest little faces. The cinematic technology’s growth is remarkable.- Los Angeles Times
- Posted Jun 10, 2021
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- Michael Ordoña
The cast is game. Unfortunately, what should be gut punches feel like glancing blows.- Los Angeles Times
- Posted Dec 16, 2022
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- Michael Ordoña
While it gets mileage out of its two fine lead performances and the story has deep emotional roots for the filmmakers, its journey fails to capture the imagination.- Los Angeles Times
- Posted Dec 16, 2021
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- Michael Ordoña
Odom, surely one of the busiest actors working today, gives a committed performance but lacks chemistry with either of his onscreen wives. A sense of lightness, of fun, of the alchemy between two people is missing, though it would seem crucial to drive the story.- Los Angeles Times
- Posted Oct 14, 2021
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- Michael Ordoña
Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom may not be consequential in the long run, but it’s a mostly diverting, upbeat closer, one that could hint at the tone of things to come.- Los Angeles Times
- Posted Dec 22, 2023
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- Michael Ordoña
The film lacks slam-bang, signature action sequences that would make it more memorable.- Los Angeles Times
- Posted Jun 25, 2021
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