Michael Ordoña

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For 192 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 49% higher than the average critic
  • 5% same as the average critic
  • 46% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 7.4 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Michael Ordoña's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 58
Highest review score: 100 Ne Zha 2
Lowest review score: 0 Saw 3D
Score distribution:
  1. Positive: 83 out of 192
  2. Negative: 22 out of 192
192 movie reviews
    • 52 Metascore
    • 80 Michael Ordoña
    That rare zombie movie with actual scares.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 70 Michael Ordoña
    You don’t have to be into football to appreciate the high-stakes struggle in National Champions.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 80 Michael Ordoña
    No Man’s Land comes out of the blue to comment memorably on the immigration crisis by simply giving human life its due. It’s wise and empathetic and worth a watch.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 90 Michael Ordoña
    It’s a ‘70s paranoia movie in the best sense. And this is no hackneyed tribute; it’s complex, murky, propulsive.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 70 Michael Ordoña
    Jerry & Marge Go Large is a charmer. It’s a low-key, fact-based caper movie that overcomes some broad comedy leanings to settle into the sweet stuff in the soft center. It’s bolstered by a funny script and dependably sharp performances by Bryan Cranston and Annette Bening.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 60 Michael Ordoña
    If you can hang with the slow gestation of the first hour or so of Malignant, the final third may grow on you.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 90 Michael Ordoña
    Day Shift is a damned delight. One would be tempted to call it the best horror comedy of 2022 so far, but it mixes so many genres it’s more like 2022’s best horror-buddy-cop-cartel-drama-bounty-hunter-martial-arts-action comedy (so far).
    • 50 Metascore
    • 30 Michael Ordoña
    To very young kids who like cartoon dogs driving shiny vehicles, PAW Patrol: The Movie may be awesome. To grown-ups, it may be an aggressively under-written, 88-minute toy commercial.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 40 Michael Ordoña
    In a pandemic, some might call the film a beacon of hope; others might prefer science to prayer for salvation. As a piece of cinema, though, Fatima is unlikely to be canonized.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Ordoña
    You don't go to this film for Sorkinesque repartee; you go for the world's longest chainsaw, or equal-opportunity genital mutilations, or very, very long bludgeonings. And here they are, in buckets.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 40 Michael Ordoña
    One suspects Inside the Rain is a labor of love. One wishes its makers would have let us in enough to love it as well.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 25 Michael Ordoña
    The Unholy Trinity is a passable, 95-minute diversion, but an unremarkable one.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 60 Michael Ordoña
    The plot chugs along with no surprises, but that’s beside the point. While it’s not exactly a laugh riot, the film’s humor tends to land.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Ordoña
    Dosed works best as a purely anecdotal, personal chronicle of a friend’s struggle with addiction therapies. It is not recommended as a substitute for scientific conclusions.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 60 Michael Ordoña
    Kate has its charms.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Ordoña
    You want to see Eddie Murphy surrounded by some Christmas-themed silliness. And on that score, it’s fine enough, but destined for regifting.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 70 Michael Ordoña
    The slapstick generally works and the movie milks Bautista’s sheer size and roughness, compared with tiny Coleman’s crafty fearlessness. Much of the story is telegraphed, but it’s not about shocks or surprises. It’s a charming diversion stocked with people who are fun to watch.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Ordoña
    Unfortunately, the movie’s thriller elements amount to pale reflections of many other works.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 40 Michael Ordoña
    It’s so detached from the supervillain narrative that it’s almost meta. But as the musical numbers become lengthy detours rather than lending further insight into Arthur, the sequel doesn’t sing as a character study. And it sure ain’t a thriller.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 40 Michael Ordoña
    It’s one of those pseudo-thrillers with car chases and shootouts in which it’s hard to invest yourself because its rules seem fungible.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Ordoña
    Without a more probing look into her artistry, it’s hard to think of Olympia as a definitive Dukakis profile — though it’s certainly an unusual celebrity documentary.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 40 Michael Ordoña
    In such troubled times, one supposes there’s comfort to be found in the lack of adventurousness of Holidate, but it’s like opening the same present again and again.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 40 Michael Ordoña
    It’s full of missed opportunities and lacking in telling details.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 70 Michael Ordoña
    The Princess is an unabashedly feminist action-adventure in which the central character rises from her dormancy to slash the patriarchy. It couldn’t be more timely, and it’s a good time too.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 40 Michael Ordoña
    With its human relations a bit dicey, the movie lives or dies by the cuteness of its CG animals. Fortunately, it probably will never stop hitting the cute button inside us simply to see rabbits scurry-hopping with earnest little faces. The cinematic technology’s growth is remarkable.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Ordoña
    The cast is game. Unfortunately, what should be gut punches feel like glancing blows.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Ordoña
    While it gets mileage out of its two fine lead performances and the story has deep emotional roots for the filmmakers, its journey fails to capture the imagination.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Ordoña
    Odom, surely one of the busiest actors working today, gives a committed performance but lacks chemistry with either of his onscreen wives. A sense of lightness, of fun, of the alchemy between two people is missing, though it would seem crucial to drive the story.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 60 Michael Ordoña
    Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom may not be consequential in the long run, but it’s a mostly diverting, upbeat closer, one that could hint at the tone of things to come.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Ordoña
    The film lacks slam-bang, signature action sequences that would make it more memorable.

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