Michael Nordine

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For 278 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 47% higher than the average critic
  • 5% same as the average critic
  • 48% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 6.1 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Michael Nordine's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 59
Highest review score: 100 Metalhead
Lowest review score: 10 108 Stitches
Score distribution:
  1. Negative: 31 out of 278
278 movie reviews
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    • 70 Michael Nordine
    The filmmakers’ focus on these three men lends “In Waves and War” an intimate quality, though at times it seems as though they could have expanded their scope without losing sight of them.
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    • 50 Michael Nordine
    The vibes shift from one scene to the next, sometimes markedly so, and when The Other Laurens lets its mood and aesthetics carry the way it can be the right kind of offbeat. The more serious it gets, however, the less effective it becomes.
    • 6 Metascore
    • 20 Michael Nordine
    There’s ambition exceeding your grasp, and then there’s Lumina.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 80 Michael Nordine
    Everything about the film manages to be forward-thinking and old-school at the same time, giving the genre a bite in the neck it might not have wanted but certainly needed.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 80 Michael Nordine
    As a sensory experience, Under Paris is never less than seaworthy.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 60 Michael Nordine
    If it’s easy to wish “Idea Man” were as bold as its subject, though, it’s just as easy to be won over by this deservedly heartfelt tribute to him.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 60 Michael Nordine
    "Chapter 1” can’t help feeling like an ersatz imitation at times, but it seems the franchise’s well hasn’t run dry just yet.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 70 Michael Nordine
    While passive and/or helpless characters rarely make for the most engaging protagonists, the sensitivity with which this story is told coupled with Wright’s performance makes for an experience that’s never less than engaging.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 30 Michael Nordine
    Every line of dialogue that follows from this tired premise is like an echo of one from a better movie.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 40 Michael Nordine
    Though its loose, improvisatory feel is suited to the material, most of its humor feels like the first draft of a better film — as though the entire movie consists of what should have been deleted scenes.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 30 Michael Nordine
    Practically every scene is a cliché, every line of dialogue an echo of a better one you’ve already heard in a better film.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 60 Michael Nordine
    It’s a diverting enough entertainment from a group that has repeatedly proven itself to be capable of much more.
    • 80 Metascore
    • 80 Michael Nordine
    Writer-director JT Mollner flips the script on this tired genre, crafting the cleverest thriller of its kind in a while with a mighty assist from a pair of killer performances by co-leads Willa Fitzgerald and Kyle Gallner. Best experienced with as little foreknowledge as possible, Strange Darling demands a bit of patience, but it also rewards it.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 70 Michael Nordine
    This is an inside joke of a film, but it’s also one that wants you to be in on it.
    • 31 Metascore
    • 40 Michael Nordine
    “Who asked for this?” is the question such projects invoke, and Lindsey Anderson Beer’s film never comes up with a satisfying answer.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Nordine
    If anything, delving into action/comedy territory distracts from what made the original kinda-sorta touching at a few key moments: the heart beneath the hijinks. It’s still beating here, but not as strongly as it did the first time.
    • 87 Metascore
    • 80 Michael Nordine
    A cutting, at times unwieldy exploration of trauma and forgiveness, the enigmatic drama goes places you almost certainly won’t expect — and, once there, makes you wonder how you ever thought it could have gone anywhere else.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 80 Michael Nordine
    If one measure of a documentary’s quality is whether it inspires you to learn more about its subject after the credits roll, The League is an unqualified success.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Nordine
    Despite Suresh’s oft-repeated mantra that “the world’s best never rest,” it’s hard not to wish that the movie itself would take more breaks and give father and son time to bond with one another.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 70 Michael Nordine
    While the landing isn’t as smooth as might be hoped for after the exemplary first act, neither does I.S.S. burn up on reentry.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 60 Michael Nordine
    It’s sci-fi informed by a Gen-Z sensibility, with a particular focus on those Zoomers who can’t imagine a bright future on the planet they actually inhabit — an ever-expanding demographic, one imagines.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 80 Michael Nordine
    Somewhere in Queens is a low-stakes slice of life for much of its runtime, with most of the actual conflict stemming from a questionable decision Leo makes to ensure his son’s success. That doesn’t necessarily make it feel slight, however, as the film is such an affectionate love letter to the Italian American families who populate the eponymous borough that you don’t mind simply sharing the dinner table with them.
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    • 90 Michael Nordine
    The film is an exemplar of its genre, one that honors its forebears while also acknowledging and attempting to correct their more glaring faults.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 60 Michael Nordine
    While the movie itself is more whimsical than magical, it does have a few tricks up its sleeve.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Nordine
    Rarely ha-ha funny and never scary, it’s ultimately more sentimental than anything else — a clunky approach that undermines its strong performances.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 70 Michael Nordine
    “In My Mother’s Skin” finds a rare sweet spot between story-book nightmare and historical allegory.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 70 Michael Nordine
    Focusing on the moment-to-moment thrills proves more satisfying than wondering what actually sparked this intrigue.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 70 Michael Nordine
    Watts, a veteran of the genre despite never quite being a scream queen, is delightfully disturbing in a role that requires her to mask her character’s true nature as well as her face.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 60 Michael Nordine
    “Rise” is a serviceable — if also forgettable — entry in the cowabunga canon.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 40 Michael Nordine
    The film’s low-key charms, such as they are, aren’t restrained by adherence to formula so much as its myopic worldview.
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    • 50 Michael Nordine
    Doula ultimately comes across less as an actual comedy and more as a slice of life that’s lighthearted but also low stakes.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 60 Michael Nordine
    The movie’s ending is misguided to the point of being perplexing rather than upsetting, recasting everything that came before it in a less favorable light. That’s a shame, as this father-daughter drama starring John Cho has more than its fair share of touching moments before hitting the roadblock that is its questionable third act.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 70 Michael Nordine
    With a firm commitment to its alluringly offbeat premise and a grounding lead performance from Susanne Wuest, this indie oddity is an enjoyable descent into the absurd despite an apparent lack of interest in answering most of the questions it raises.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 80 Michael Nordine
    Few movies swap genres halfway through, and even fewer do so successfully. “Bloody Oranges” does both.
    • 30 Metascore
    • 10 Michael Nordine
    A mess from start to finish, this would-be thriller about a mother seeking vengeance (Melissa Leo) never comes close to raising the pulse but does raise more than a few eyebrows along the way.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 60 Michael Nordine
    The problem, then, is that too much of this is dispiriting without also being enlightening — the view Gallardo takes is almost that of a bird’s eye, showing much from an emotional remove but revealing little beyond surface-level horrors and characters so numb to it all that we’re left with little choice but to feel the same way.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 70 Michael Nordine
    An airy, low-key drama that doesn’t suffer for its lack of narrative tension, The Passengers of the Night further proves the old adage about the journey mattering more the destination.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 80 Michael Nordine
    Before, Now & Then moves with its own dreamy cadence, with narrative developments washing over the film like waves. Closing your eyes once it’s over, you might even experience the sensation of having been in the water all afternoon as those gentle waves lapped over you — and longing to return to them.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 30 Michael Nordine
    As difficult as it can be to tell what’s real and what’s not here, it’s even more difficult to care: “Coma” seems to have poured out of Bonello stream-of-consciousness style, and analyzing it is about as rewarding as trying to make sense of the half-remembered dream your friend won’t stop talking about.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Nordine
    While it wouldn’t exactly be accurate to say that Dark Glasses was worth waiting a decade for, a world in which Argento continues working till the bitter end is preferable to one in which we don’t have movies like this at all.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Nordine
    The result certainly isn’t fast food, but neither is it fine dining.
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    • 60 Michael Nordine
    “Bob Spit” is most notable for its formal approach, which intermingles animated interviews of Angeli with a bizarre, at times surreal narrative featuring characters from his comic strips.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 80 Michael Nordine
    Skyler Davenport’s lead turn in director Randall Okita’s no-nonsense thriller (which debuted at the Tribeca Film Festival last summer) will be worth remembering well after the January doldrums have passed.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 70 Michael Nordine
    “Christmas” is a cut above the usual holiday dross.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 70 Michael Nordine
    While a bit of ironic detachment isn’t necessarily a hindrance, too many latter-day horror flicks’ attempts to show they’re in on the joke make it difficult to get invested in their stories. Despite initially appearing poised to repeat this too-cool-for-school mistake, “Someone” moves past it by emphasizing not vengeance but redemption.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 80 Michael Nordine
    Fear Street Part 3: 1666 isn’t just the best of the Netflix horror trilogy; it also recasts the prior two entries, “1994” and “1978,” in a more favorable light by deepening the mythology and underscoring just how crucial it is to watch all three chapters consecutively.
    • 82 Metascore
    • 80 Michael Nordine
    Pig
    As a descent into the apparently high-stakes world of truffle-pig-poaching, Pig is unexpectedly touching; as a showcase for Cage’s brilliance, it’s a revelation.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 60 Michael Nordine
    Fear Street in general and the 1978 chapter in particular are at their best when forging their own path, which makes it a shame when they’re too reluctant to walk it.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 70 Michael Nordine
    No aspect of history is off-limits here, the result being a grab bag of references, battles, and jokes that are constantly trying to one-up each other in terms of absurdity.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 80 Michael Nordine
    Shot on delightfully grainy 16mm and featuring a cast of nonprofessional actors, the film is so alluringly disorienting that, by its end, some viewers will find themselves struggling to remember how this fever dream started.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 60 Michael Nordine
    Where Edge of the World distinguishes itself is in its evocative visuals of Borneo’s unspoiled beauty (courtesy of cinematographer Jaime Feliu-Torres) and the lived-in intensity of Meyers. If the film can’t help but feel like a relic from a bygone era, that’s ultimately part of its appeal.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 55 Michael Nordine
    While it’s never actively bad, The New Mutants rarely imbues any of its happenings with any real heft. Like the remote hospital that serves as its setting, the film as a whole feels too closed off from the rest of its fictional universe to matter much.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 62 Michael Nordine
    Jonathan Jakubowicz’s drama doesn’t add as much to the beyond-crowded World War II genre as it could despite the genuinely compelling true story on which it’s based.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 56 Michael Nordine
    It feels like an attempt to transpose the mix of thrills and prestige of a film like “Argo” onto a different true story, a paint-by-numbers approach that’s far less compelling than drawing outside the lines would have been.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 55 Michael Nordine
    Come to Daddy has twists galore, not to mention a heavy dose of gore, but the further it drifts from its initial understated dynamic, the less each successive development seems to matter.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 52 Michael Nordine
    As a film, the biggest issue with A Million Little Pieces isn’t whether any of this happened; it’s that, even if it did, none of it stands out from the many similar movies that came before it.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 68 Michael Nordine
    It’s unlikely that any documentary could make us feel half as bad for the poachers as we do for their prey, which might not even be Kasbe’s aim. He succeeds in bringing shades of grey to a situation usually thought of in black-and-white terms — not enough to change many minds, perhaps, but at least enough to open some.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 64 Michael Nordine
    You’ve seen many movies like this before, which isn’t to say it doesn’t have its charms.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 37 Michael Nordine
    The whole affair feels, quite simply, icky in a way that superior projects like “Zodiac” and “Memories of Murder” never do; to his movie’s detriment, Akin seems more interested in merely depicting what happened than taking a stab at why.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 67 Michael Nordine
    This is a fun world to explore, but we’ve just barely scratched the surface by the time we’ve left it.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 69 Michael Nordine
    Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and Chained for Life will have you rubbing your eyes to make sense of what you’ve just seen.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 72 Michael Nordine
    It’s like we’re front-seat passengers, and though it induces much anxiety, “The Load” compels us to keep both eyes forward lest we miss whatever might happen next.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 75 Michael Nordine
    There’s nothing particularly new or inspired about Zippel’s decision to simply train a camera on Friedkin and let him riff, but the man is such a captivating speaker that it ultimately doesn’t matter much.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 66 Michael Nordine
    The director’s control over the material is such that, even when this all feels like a bit of a joke, it’s one you’re happy to be in on.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 75 Michael Nordine
    Everything about La Flor — that financiers agreed to bankroll it, Llinás and his team were able to complete it, and festivals, distributors, and exhibitors are now screening it — is a marvel. Anyone with a disdain for the studio system’s endless parade of franchises (and with 14 hours) to spare would do well to give it their undivided attention.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 48 Michael Nordine
    The single-minded simplicity of its plotting can at times be an asset rather than a hindrance; in a summer even more bogged down by needless sequels and remakes than most, Crawl is, at the very least, a lean thriller that isn’t based on an existing property.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 42 Michael Nordine
    Embedded in all this is a would-be message about those who trade freedom for security, the human spirit, and so on and so forth, all of which is too muddled to register with the intended force. Captive State is many things at once — or at least it’s trying to be — and every match it lights along the way is quickly snuffed out.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 67 Michael Nordine
    [McConaughey]’s so entertaining, in fact, that it takes nearly the entirety of “The Beach Bum” to fully absorb how little else there is to the film once the initial high of basking in Moondog’s perma-stoned glory wears off.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 75 Michael Nordine
    Much like the music, Lords of Chaos is frequently unpleasant but oddly compelling — not least because Åkerlund ensures that the film never takes itself as seriously as its subjects did.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 83 Michael Nordine
    Even the best records start skipping after a while, and once The Sound of Silence gives in to the demands of conventional narrative it begins feeling less fresh and new than it did when it was simply introducing us to Peter and his work.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 83 Michael Nordine
    Alita: Battle Angel is [Rodriguez’s] best film since he brought Frank Miller’s graphic novel to the screen, a sci-fi epic that does something rare in an age of endless adaptations and reboots: lives up to its potential while leaving you wanting more.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 75 Michael Nordine
    The animation itself is striking — an early sequence in which the sky is filled with dragons is an early sign of the visual treats to come — and ends up being the film’s highlight.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 75 Michael Nordine
    Bier’s direction is coolly efficient, which fits the material to a t — anything more ostentatious would just feel wasteful.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 58 Michael Nordine
    Sagawa is disturbed and alienated, but that doesn’t make him a compelling documentary subject in and of itself. Maybe that’s the point: Demystifying Sigawa takes away some of the near-mythic power that’s been attributed to him over the years.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 75 Michael Nordine
    This leaves the viewer with two choices: reject the parasite or let it take you over. Fight it off and you’ll have a bad time; become one with it and you may achieve a kind of symbiosis.
    • 26 Metascore
    • 33 Michael Nordine
    A generous reading suggests that its vaguely feminist subtext is intentional rather than a happy accident, and to some extent it may well be, but for the most part Hell Fest simply adheres to long-established genre tropes.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Nordine
    It isn’t involving enough for you to ever truly care about how these many, many problems will resolve themselves, and not funny enough for the experience to be more enjoyable.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 42 Michael Nordine
    Nuestro tiempo ultimately feels like an extended couples-therapy session that we were invited to by mistake, with Reygadas playing both doctor and patient in a conflict of interest that goes unresolved.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 83 Michael Nordine
    Acclaimed filmmakers often face the challenge of big expectations on their second features, but Kent joins the ranks of sophomore filmmakers whose new movies expand on their debuts in startlingly ambitious ways.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 67 Michael Nordine
    Keaton was an ahead-of-his-time innovator, and though Bogdanovich honors that legacy he doesn’t always live up to it: You’ll leave the film knowing more about its subject than you did when you walked in, but there’s little here that feels like it couldn’t be found in one of the many other accounts of Keaton’s life and work.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Nordine
    If nothing else, Charlie Says succeeds in demystifying the man with a pentagram carved into his skull: He may be society’s go-to conception of evil, but he was also a drugged-out racist who wrote forgettable songs that even his acolytes probably didn’t enjoy as much as they were letting on.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 75 Michael Nordine
    Though full of anger and grief, the film is more than just a screed. Greengrass’ docu-real aesthetic doesn’t allow for grandiosity even when he gives in to more heavy-handed impulses. He’s on a soapbox at times, but his message is worth hearing.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 83 Michael Nordine
    Vox Lux is a powerful, haunting film in part because Portman is a powerful, haunting presence — you can’t turn away from her, even if you occasionally want to.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 91 Michael Nordine
    There’s sadness and beauty in every frame.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 83 Michael Nordine
    Dragged Across Concrete may be a hard movie to love, but it’s a much harder one not to respect and even admire.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 91 Michael Nordine
    Schnabel fuses form and content in a way that’s rarely attempted and even more rarely achieved; in risking the same derision with which Van Gogh was sometimes met, he transcends the limitations of the conventional biopic and creates something that feels genuinely new.
    • 88 Metascore
    • 75 Michael Nordine
    Credit to Cooper for delivering his best, most soulful performance while pulling double duty behind the camera, but it’s his co-star whose magnetism most draws you into their world — and keeps you there even when the film hits the occasional wrong note.
    • 91 Metascore
    • 91 Michael Nordine
    Lanthimos wants us to examine the different reasons we grasp at power — avarice, self-preservation, even fear — and better understand its corrosive effects.
    • 84 Metascore
    • 83 Michael Nordine
    First Man is an anti-thriller of rare intensity, with lived-in performances from Ryan Gosling and Claire Foy heightening the sky-high drama at every turn. It’s not a comprehensive look at the Apollo 11 mission, but revisits that famous story from a more intimate angle, even as it delivers a satisfying ride.
    • 83 Metascore
    • 75 Michael Nordine
    Custody begins with an air of documentary reality before evolving into a thriller so claustrophobic its climax fits inside the bathroom of a modest apartment.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 75 Michael Nordine
    And Then I Go isn’t elegiac or fatalistic, nor is it a dread-filled slog toward an inevitable conclusion.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 58 Michael Nordine
    Fuglsig’s feature debut is ultimately less an action movie and more a procedural, one in which incremental gains and minimal casualties are as much as can be hoped for.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 75 Michael Nordine
    As ever with Aardman, the cleverest moments are also the most fleeting.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 67 Michael Nordine
    The witch-hunt metaphor that emerges from Abigail’s bullying is more overt than it needs to be, but Shephard clearly didn’t rely on SparkNotes in crafting her film.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 42 Michael Nordine
    The question with a movie like Jigsaw, which was preceded by seven “Saw” movies and did not screen for press, isn’t “Is it good?” but rather “How bad is it?” The answer, dear reader, is “quite.” Jigsaw is quite bad.
    • 80 Metascore
    • 80 Michael Nordine
    Indivisible is above all else a mood piece humming with energy and marked by wondrous moments.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 83 Michael Nordine
    Kill Me Please is as much a teen movie as it is a horror movie, vacillating between the genres in such a way that you’re reminded from one scene to another how similar the two really are.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 42 Michael Nordine
    Red Christmas rarely deals in gore for gore’s sake in its early going. By the end, however, it becomes such an exercise in sensibility-testing brutality that any message about the fragility of the family unit is as murky as the cinematography.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 75 Michael Nordine
    Creepy is both a return home and a return to form.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 83 Michael Nordine
    A docudrama that in its early scenes feels like a documentary — the co-directors have a nonfiction background, and the actors are actual carnival performers — the film plays out like a small-scale fairy tale.

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