Michael Nordine
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47% higher than the average critic
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5% same as the average critic
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48% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 6.1 points lower than other critics.
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Michael Nordine's Scores
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| Average review score: | 59 | |
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| Highest review score: | Metalhead | |
| Lowest review score: | 108 Stitches | |
Score distribution:
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Positive: 131 out of 278
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Mixed: 116 out of 278
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Negative: 31 out of 278
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- Michael Nordine
This is the kind of experience that might tell you more about yourself as both a viewer and a person than you’re comfortable knowing; it’s also the most alluringly strange movie of the year so far.- IndieWire
- Posted Jul 20, 2017
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- Michael Nordine
Set at a prestigious drama school and frequently engrossing, the film unfolds like an experimental acting workshop that occasionally falters when the plot intrudes on the performances.- IndieWire
- Posted Jul 6, 2017
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- Michael Nordine
It would almost be impressive how many funny people it took to make something so unfunny — the full ensemble includes Nick Kroll, Allison Tolman, Michaela Watkins and Rob Huebel — only it’s difficult to be impressed when you’re focused on how little you’re laughing.- IndieWire
- Posted Jun 30, 2017
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- Michael Nordine
Pop Aye never dips into cutesiness or sentimentality, even when you might find yourself wishing it would; it’s less a big-top circus and more a low-key character study.- IndieWire
- Posted Jun 29, 2017
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- Michael Nordine
Call it a dissenting opinion if you must, but Dirty Grandpa has sporadic moments of hilarity.- Village Voice
- Posted Jun 28, 2017
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- Michael Nordine
A film about the vital importance of speaking truth to power needn’t be so concerned with dressing up its own frightful truths, but Nobody Speak still compels as an opening statement on journalism’s dubious future.- IndieWire
- Posted Jun 22, 2017
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- Michael Nordine
47 Meters Down sinks rather than swims, even if there are a few buoyant moments along the way.- IndieWire
- Posted Jun 15, 2017
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- Michael Nordine
Though born of an inventive idea, Camera Obscura comes out underdeveloped.- IndieWire
- Posted Jun 7, 2017
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- Michael Nordine
There’s a fine line between watching someone toil and feeling as though you’re toiling yourself, of course, and “Makala” doesn’t always land on the right side of it. It can be edifying at times to watch this, as the film is clearly a labor of love — even if the actual work depicted is not.- IndieWire
- Posted May 27, 2017
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- IndieWire
- Posted May 25, 2017
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- Michael Nordine
The film’s world-building is more engaging than its plotting, which skews toward the generic as the embattled good guys set out on their last-ditch effort to save what remains of humanity; there’s a sense, while watching Blame!, that there are more interesting stories on the fringes of this tribal future.- IndieWire
- Posted May 22, 2017
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- Michael Nordine
Kon-Tiki directors Joachim Rønning and Espen Sandberg are at the helm this time around, proving capable captains even if the script they’re working from isn’t always seaworthy.- IndieWire
- Posted May 22, 2017
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- Michael Nordine
Schrader’s direction is unobtrusive but agile, as though she considers it her duty to provide a cinematic soapbox for Zweig and politely exit the spotlight.- IndieWire
- Posted May 15, 2017
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- Michael Nordine
These aesthetic flourishes are as necessary as they are nice to look at, and go a long way toward making the darker shades of Hounds of Love less of an endurance test.- IndieWire
- Posted May 15, 2017
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- Michael Nordine
Olli Mäki isn't a knockout, but it does go the distance.- Village Voice
- Posted Apr 20, 2017
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- Village Voice
- Posted Apr 13, 2017
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- Michael Nordine
Hathaway makes Gloria feel familiar and unique all at once. The same can be said of Colossal itself, which lives up to its title without losing sight of small-scale human drama.- TheWrap
- Posted Apr 6, 2017
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- Michael Nordine
The filmmaker isn't as nimble as he is ambitious, though, and you'll feel all 148 minutes of Brimstone's runtime — just maybe not in the way Koolhoven wants you to.- Village Voice
- Posted Mar 9, 2017
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- Michael Nordine
Those who favor gore above all else will be at home amid the blood and guts, but others should heed the obvious warning invited by the title: don't watch it.- Village Voice
- Posted Mar 2, 2017
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- Michael Nordine
If we're grading on a curve, though — and seriously, it bears repeating: Fessenden is literally sixteen years old — it's impossible not to give the film kudos for being a not-bad genre exercise that shows promise for its precocious director.- Village Voice
- Posted Feb 7, 2017
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- Michael Nordine
For the first time, the story supports and adds to the action rather than distract from it; it’s almost as though Anderson was holding back in the earlier films because he wanted to save the best for last.- TheWrap
- Posted Jan 27, 2017
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- Michael Nordine
Monaghan and Foxx, for all their gifts, can't transcend the material, though they do get more out of it than most others would be able to.- Village Voice
- Posted Jan 26, 2017
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- Michael Nordine
Beach Rats has an experiential, almost docudrama aesthetic whose lived-in authenticity is in keeping with that of the film as a whole.- TheWrap
- Posted Jan 25, 2017
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- Michael Nordine
[Cox and Hirsch] add depth and dimension to the mystery they’re trying to unravel, even and especially as they unwittingly become part of it.- TheWrap
- Posted Jan 5, 2017
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- Michael Nordine
The main enticement is getting to see Cage go full bore. And he does, gesticulating wildly and assuming an unplaceable accent, but as the only combustible element in this otherwise lackadaisical film, his energy ends up bouncing around with nowhere to go.- Village Voice
- Posted Jan 5, 2017
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- Michael Nordine
The plot is that most dreadful of mixes: both laughably silly and needlessly complicated.- TheWrap
- Posted Dec 19, 2016
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- Michael Nordine
Not since The Tree of Life has Christianity been explored onscreen in such serious, conflicted terms, but Scorsese has crafted a far less grandiose experience than Terrence Malick did five years ago. Silence is restrained, austere, even ascetic.- Village Voice
- Posted Dec 13, 2016
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- Michael Nordine
The film mounts a competent offense as it shows how the Israeli squad overcame superior foes on the court and prejudice off of it.- Village Voice
- Posted Dec 7, 2016
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- Michael Nordine
It's like an odd storybook you'd find in the attic and have trouble putting down — the more quixotic Lian's journey becomes, the more you want her to see it through to the bitter end.- Village Voice
- Posted Nov 17, 2016
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- Michael Nordine
Rob Zombie can do better than 31. For proof, just watch any other Rob Zombie movie.- Village Voice
- Posted Oct 22, 2016
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- Michael Nordine
We Are X is nothing you haven’t seen before as a music documentary, but it succeeds as an examination of why we turn to escapist art, and what we do when it’s no longer there.- TheWrap
- Posted Oct 19, 2016
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- Michael Nordine
The Whole Truth stands out within its evergreen genre for the largely unsensational manner in which it’s presented. Hunt follows actual courtroom procedures more closely than most similar movies...which makes the eventual revelations feel earned.- TheWrap
- Posted Oct 17, 2016
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- Michael Nordine
Armstrong, who's mostly played himself in previous forays into acting, has a low-key charm suggesting that, if he desired it, he could get more onscreen gigs in between albums.- Village Voice
- Posted Oct 13, 2016
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- Village Voice
- Posted Oct 13, 2016
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- Michael Nordine
The Girl on the Train, though an enjoyable enough ride, goes idle once it slows down long enough for you to take in the full view of things.- Village Voice
- Posted Oct 4, 2016
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- Michael Nordine
Blair Witch’s comparatively maximalist approach shows too much and scares too little.- Village Voice
- Posted Sep 15, 2016
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- Michael Nordine
"Louis Drax” is a curious melding of sensibilities, as eager to show off its mysteries as it is to neatly resolve them. It’s a pleasant enough reverie, but one from which you won’t mind waking.- TheWrap
- Posted Sep 3, 2016
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- Michael Nordine
Don’t Breathe makes a striking first impression but overstays its welcome.- TheWrap
- Posted Aug 25, 2016
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- Michael Nordine
In paring down and streamlining its source material, this new version also saps its heft.- Village Voice
- Posted Aug 17, 2016
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- Michael Nordine
Louis Black explores the casual philosophizing of his subject's work in Dream Is Destiny, an admiring documentary that wisely lets Linklater do most of the talking in his plainspoken, unpretentious manner.- Village Voice
- Posted Aug 4, 2016
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- Michael Nordine
The film's premise rests on one contrivance too many as it is...and Heder keeps raising the stakes instead of settling into the groove established so well by her two leads.- Village Voice
- Posted Jul 28, 2016
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- Michael Nordine
Clay Tweel’s Gleason documents the agony and the ecstasy of its subject’s life, and is similarly exceptional in its avoidance of the cliches so common among inspiring documentaries.- TheWrap
- Posted Jul 27, 2016
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- Michael Nordine
Makhmalbaf makes you feel the enormity of the president's loss of self even if you don't actually feel for him.- Village Voice
- Posted Jul 21, 2016
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- Michael Nordine
Little of what happens will come as a surprise, but Corbet's narrative restraint coupled with his formal daring makes for a gripping experience. It's a slow burn, but the fuse attached had me holding my breath.- Village Voice
- Posted Jul 21, 2016
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- Michael Nordine
The film's most worthy detour is into the history and personal significance of masks.- Village Voice
- Posted Jul 12, 2016
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- Michael Nordine
The strange, ever-changing result is, at times, as original as loose remakes come, with Bidegain using his hallowed source material as a springboard for something rare: a "writer's movie" that loses nothing in the jump from script to screen.- Village Voice
- Posted Jun 23, 2016
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- Michael Nordine
They're still thirteen-year-olds, which leads to Breaking a Monster's funniest moments.- Village Voice
- Posted Jun 21, 2016
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- Michael Nordine
Tickled inspires many laughs throughout but, true to its subject, more and more of them are born of discomfort as it goes on — part of you wants it all to stop even as you’re amused.- TheWrap
- Posted Jun 17, 2016
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- Michael Nordine
You might not want to live here, but the imagery makes for a nice postcard.- Village Voice
- Posted Jun 15, 2016
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- Michael Nordine
The film likens prostitution to a continuation of the slavery that was eradicated two decades earlier by a certain Proclamation, but never bothers letting any of the working girls emancipate themselves.- Village Voice
- Posted Jun 8, 2016
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- Michael Nordine
Out of the Shadows stumbles from one set piece to the next, rarely offering viewers much reason to care in between, and its halfhearted attempts at moving toward the “dark and gritty” end of the comic-book spectrum never land.- TheWrap
- Posted Jun 2, 2016
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- Michael Nordine
That the film has so many partial reference points only makes the ultimate amalgamation stranger, as the chimeric whole can't be fully explained by its parts. The Wailing enters the world malformed and screaming, as powerless to stop itself as we are.- Village Voice
- Posted Jun 1, 2016
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- Michael Nordine
First-time writer-director Bi Gan and cinematographer Wang Tianxing infuse the imagery with a feeling at once otherworldly and familiar — the kind of thing you can't put a name to but would swear you've already experienced.- Village Voice
- Posted May 19, 2016
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- Michael Nordine
Steve Hoover's film (which was executive-produced by Terrence Malick) doesn't feel dishonest in its behind-the-scenes glimpse at its subject.- Village Voice
- Posted May 18, 2016
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- Michael Nordine
Co-directors Jeff and Michael Zimbalist stick to the playbook throughout, from typical moments of uplift to a Pelé cameo only slightly less fan-serving than Stan Lee's Marvel spots.- Village Voice
- Posted May 11, 2016
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- Michael Nordine
Lanthimos's consistently hilarious, borderline anti-humor slowly gives way to a romantic streak of surprising warmth.- Village Voice
- Posted May 11, 2016
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- Michael Nordine
By far the highest concentration of actual humor comes during the blooper reel over the end credits; free of the script’s saccharine constraints, the performers immediately demonstrate their chops.- Village Voice
- Posted May 5, 2016
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- Michael Nordine
Sin Alas matches the half-awake feeling evoked by Luis's ruminations — on love, on Cuba's history, and on himself — well enough to feel authentic even when it meanders too far from what makes it most compelling.- Village Voice
- Posted May 5, 2016
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- Michael Nordine
Yet another documentary paean to an unsung musical act whose fringe staying power is as remarkable as its lack of mainstream coverage.- Village Voice
- Posted May 5, 2016
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- Michael Nordine
Chen's full-bodied commitment to her role adds something new to this familiar scenario, which also benefits from its idyllic island setting; psychodrama and Hawaii pair surprisingly well.- Village Voice
- Posted Apr 27, 2016
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- Michael Nordine
Mikkelsen, blessed with the rare ability to class up a joint while also being the most menacing guy in the room, is cast against type as a mustachioed philanderer; based on the evidence, his estimable talents are better suited to Hannibal.- Village Voice
- Posted Apr 21, 2016
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- Michael Nordine
A Hologram for the King succeeds at putting us in Alan’s meandering headspace, but that doesn’t mean you’ll find his journey as meaningful as he does.- TheWrap
- Posted Apr 21, 2016
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- Michael Nordine
Mild schadenfreude aside, however, the film inspires almost no feeling at all — even the Friday the 13th movies bother giving the bad guy a backstory.- Village Voice
- Posted Apr 14, 2016
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- Michael Nordine
Gilady never treats her heroine as a prop in someone else's redemption arc, and Rosenblatt's performance will have you looking for her work in other films.- Village Voice
- Posted Apr 14, 2016
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- Michael Nordine
Like the hardboiled detectives of yore, Too Late ultimately gets the job done — even if it's in its own off-the-books way.- Village Voice
- Posted Mar 30, 2016
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- Michael Nordine
Steve's voiceover monologues and dealings with a detective investigating a murder are straight out of the Patrick Bateman playbook, but turning the sociopathic cynicism up to eleven tends to be ineffective unless wit and insight are included in the mix.- Village Voice
- Posted Mar 29, 2016
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- Michael Nordine
You wouldn't lose anything watching Fastball on ESPN rather than in the movie theater, but it does stand as further testament to baseball's status as our most chess-like sport, and one that, even when broken down to its tiniest component parts, never loses its magic.- Village Voice
- Posted Mar 22, 2016
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- Michael Nordine
Wry and self-aware but never finger-wagging, Office looks back on an economic precipice and finds more humor and spirit than any other depiction yet made about it.- Village Voice
- Posted Mar 22, 2016
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- Michael Nordine
Too artfully made for camp status but populated by characters too one-dimensional to stand alongside the likes of Once Upon a Time in China, Chow Hin Yeung's martial-arts epic, set in the late nineteenth century, is marked by blue-gray hues and some genuinely striking camerawork.- Village Voice
- Posted Mar 10, 2016
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- Michael Nordine
The problem with movies depicting the banality of anything, of course, is that they tend to be pretty banal themselves; in setting out to be the exception to that rule, Eye in the Sky only proves it.- Village Voice
- Posted Mar 9, 2016
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- Michael Nordine
Poots, who's quietly distinguished herself in a number of supporting roles over the last few years, brings a documentary-like naturalism to the familiar plotting; you'll care about her even if you begin to lose interest in the movie as a whole.- Village Voice
- Posted Mar 1, 2016
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- Michael Nordine
For all its aspirations toward movie magic with an activist bent, The Mermaid’s potential implications for the film industry are ultimately more noteworthy than the movie itself.- Village Voice
- Posted Mar 1, 2016
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- Michael Nordine
Cliff Curtis is appealingly low-key as Christ, humble in a way that the film around him would have done well to emulate.- Village Voice
- Posted Feb 23, 2016
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- Michael Nordine
Without coming across as a soapbox for narcs or unserious stoners, Rolling Papers gives a clearheaded account of things as they stand and where they might be headed.- Village Voice
- Posted Feb 16, 2016
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- Michael Nordine
It's all steak, no sizzle — the opposite of Twisted Sister.- Village Voice
- Posted Feb 16, 2016
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- Michael Nordine
Just as most of them can't outrun their pasts, neither can they escape familiar plot contrivances that try too hard and achieve too little.- Village Voice
- Posted Feb 3, 2016
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- Michael Nordine
Before devolving into the same series of demonic faces and jump-scares we've seen time and again, The Forest is a genuinely unnerving mood piece.- Village Voice
- Posted Jan 11, 2016
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- Michael Nordine
Two second-act revelations alter its tired dynamic for the better, but those changes are undone by cheap scares and a climactic revelation that's more ho-hum than horrifying.- Village Voice
- Posted Jan 5, 2016
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- Michael Nordine
For all the big-budget spectacle on display, it's the scenes that look to have been shot on a GoPro that most excite -- only in these few sequences does The Himalayas begin to distinguish itself from its blockbuster ilk.- Village Voice
- Posted Dec 28, 2015
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- Michael Nordine
Trash talk among competitors and spectators alike is a constant background hum, the informal banter taking the place of traditional talking-head documentary interviews.- Village Voice
- Posted Dec 10, 2015
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- Michael Nordine
In their abstraction, a number of striking animated sequences prove more effective in conveying these horrors than the talking-head segments that contextualize them.- Village Voice
- Posted Nov 30, 2015
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- Michael Nordine
[Sparrow] zigs where you expect her to zag (not always in the best of ways), and though I Remember You ends up exactly where you expect it to, the windy, circuitous path it takes doesn't feel like time misspent.- Village Voice
- Posted Nov 24, 2015
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- Michael Nordine
The final result of all this, if a mixed bag, is still a more accurate rendering of the books' spirit than Oz the Great and Powerful.- Village Voice
- Posted Oct 20, 2015
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- Michael Nordine
The filmmakers take great pains not to stack the deck or overstate the couple's self-evident trauma, but watching the movie is ultimately like being one of their friends: You understand their pain on a conceptual level but can't feel it the way they do.- Village Voice
- Posted Oct 13, 2015
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- Village Voice
- Posted Oct 8, 2015
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- Michael Nordine
The best villains are those whose motivations prove uncomfortably persuasive, and Knock Knock's drop-dead-gorgeous home invaders predicate their cruel game on too shaky a foundation to truly unsettle.- Village Voice
- Posted Oct 7, 2015
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- Michael Nordine
Both Aria and the film as a whole are very much in their own head, which is a nice place to visit but probably not the healthiest environment to grow up in.- Village Voice
- Posted Sep 22, 2015
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- Michael Nordine
Roth amplifies that exploitation flick's least interesting components (gore, cruelty) at the expense of all others.- Village Voice
- Posted Sep 22, 2015
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- Michael Nordine
Worse than the latent silliness of such a premise is how little the filmmakers ultimately do with the world of narrative possibilities it presents; in attempting to show the universality of love, The Beauty Inside succeeds in showing the opposite.- Village Voice
- Posted Sep 8, 2015
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- Michael Nordine
[Palermo] demonstrates an affinity for all things ethereal, even as he occasionally struggles to make space for himself in the long shadow of his estimable influences and reference points.- Village Voice
- Posted Aug 11, 2015
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- Michael Nordine
Only You is mostly engaging for the ways in which it shows that prophecies reveal more about the receiver's interpretive biases than they do about the secrets of the universe.- Village Voice
- Posted Jul 21, 2015
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- Michael Nordine
Though quite silly, none of this feels self-reflexive or -satisfied. It delights in its own stupidity the way a dog rolls in dirt, but is nearly as difficult to get mad at after it muddies up the rug.- Village Voice
- Posted Jul 14, 2015
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- Michael Nordine
Sensuous and arresting, Alleluia constantly feels as though a séance or ritual murder is about to be performed; the actual deaths, when they arrive, turn out to be rather unceremonious affairs.- Village Voice
- Posted Jul 14, 2015
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- Michael Nordine
No one in the movie rises above the level of a stock character, so over-the-top in their familiar jokes as to barely even register as satire.- Village Voice
- Posted Jun 30, 2015
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- Michael Nordine
Less is often more when it comes to depicting such rituals onscreen, and Smith is highly attuned to the simple power of, say, characters cryptically chanting under their breath.- Village Voice
- Posted Jun 23, 2015
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- Michael Nordine
The writer-director's ideas about our connection to the land and the many other animals roaming it may well be profound, but they're buried under layers of superfluous storytelling devices. A better title would have been Adrift.- Village Voice
- Posted May 19, 2015
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- Michael Nordine
Writer-director Chris Dowling handles that worrisome premise with a more even hand than this genre's ill-advised predecessors.- Village Voice
- Posted May 13, 2015
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- Michael Nordine
Skin Trade's action is all blood and sinew, but its camerawork and choreography are nothing if not graceful.- Village Voice
- Posted May 6, 2015
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- Michael Nordine
The 100-Year-Old Man's equal-opportunity irreverence doesn't often translate to cleverness.- Village Voice
- Posted May 5, 2015
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- Michael Nordine
Wa-shoku isn't as contemplative as Kanai and his acolytes, though it might still make you feel like a dilettante if your Japanese palate begins and ends with California rolls.- Village Voice
- Posted Apr 23, 2015
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