Johnny Oleksinski
Select another critic »For 682 reviews, this critic has graded:
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46% higher than the average critic
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1% same as the average critic
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53% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 6.6 points lower than other critics.
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Johnny Oleksinski's Scores
- Movies
- TV
| Average review score: | 59 | |
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| Highest review score: | Avatar: The Way of Water | |
| Lowest review score: | Gotti | |
Score distribution:
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Positive: 365 out of 682
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Mixed: 125 out of 682
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Negative: 192 out of 682
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- Johnny Oleksinski
Leave her at the altar! She is “The Bride!,” one of the absolute worst movies I have had the displeasure of watching in this job.- New York Post
- Posted Mar 4, 2026
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- Johnny Oleksinski
The trouble here is the fizzling story. The viewer can’t help but feel the loss of Ross.- New York Post
- Posted Jan 22, 2024
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- Johnny Oleksinski
Sometimes it’s refreshing when a movie is just an improper noun that delivers what it promises.- New York Post
- Posted Apr 23, 2020
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- Johnny Oleksinski
On this overstuffed ride, we also learn where wise Rafiki, royal aide Zazu, evil Scar and even Pride Rock come from. Who cares? The backstories only make us crave the peerless 2D original.- New York Post
- Posted Dec 17, 2024
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- Johnny Oleksinski
While a tad too light, as these films often are, nobody is making animated characters as funny or likable (or marketable) as the Minions.- New York Post
- Posted Jun 30, 2022
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- Johnny Oleksinski
Writer-director Greg Jardin’s seductive — if occasionally difficult to follow — movie is a wicked spin on a familiar tale: a group of friends spending a dramatic drunken evening in a big, luxe house.- New York Post
- Posted Oct 16, 2024
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- Johnny Oleksinski
One of the funniest films of the summer so far, it tells the story of five scruffy Peter Pans, who have been playing the same game of tag for 30 years. Sounds ridiculous, right? Well, the tale is (almost) all true.- New York Post
- Posted Jun 14, 2018
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- Johnny Oleksinski
What’s different from the previous entry is that humor here, despite a formulaic plot, is balanced with surprising dramatic heft.- New York Post
- Posted Dec 18, 2024
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- Johnny Oleksinski
Heller’s enjoyable film is not the cringe fest you walk in expecting it to be, even if the premise will be a hairy leap for some moviegoers.- New York Post
- Posted Sep 9, 2024
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- Johnny Oleksinski
Director Shawn Levy’s laugh-a-second movie is easily the best Marvel has delivered since 2021’s “Spider-Man: No Way Home,” and provides similarly nostalgic pleasures in its whiplash-inducing number of retro cameos — none of which I’ll spoil, for fear of my own life.- New York Post
- Posted Jul 23, 2024
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- Johnny Oleksinski
Luce is a taut, extremely watchable movie, though the dialogue could loosen up a touch.- New York Post
- Posted Aug 2, 2019
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- Johnny Oleksinski
Hocus Pocus 2 is also awful to the core, but charmless and too low stakes to keep our interest.- New York Post
- Posted Sep 29, 2022
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- Johnny Oleksinski
Ethan Coen’s road-trip comedy “Drive-Away Dolls” does not have that cinematic new-car smell. No, the stale scent is closer to months-old, unfinished McDonald’s Happy Meals and inexplicably maroon stains. The creaky vehicle has racked up so many miles, it barely starts. So tired and unappetizing, this dreadful film is.- New York Post
- Posted Feb 22, 2024
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- Johnny Oleksinski
The film is overstuffed with comedy material, though. There’s a time-period-appropriate gag for everything — the TV is just a hole in the wall that they watch birds through — and the jokes are nonstop. The best moments of animated films are often the most serene.- New York Post
- Posted Nov 24, 2020
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- Johnny Oleksinski
Don’t expect a single novel element here — everything is recycled from the junkyard.- New York Post
- Posted May 17, 2023
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- Johnny Oleksinski
Where is Wright’s mastery of tone and zany-but-unnerving quick-cut style? It’s been replaced by a cacophony of assembly-line sci-fi noise in a blah “Blade Runner” that, depending on the scene, is either stupidly serious or seriously stupid.- New York Post
- Posted Nov 12, 2025
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- Posted Mar 22, 2019
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- Johnny Oleksinski
This is a sexy, funny, ravishing and dark revision that keeps Heathcliff’s frightening obsessiveness, emotional toxicity and sadism intact while ably contorting the tale into a decadent, modern, yet still distinctly gothic, romance.- New York Post
- Posted Feb 9, 2026
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- Johnny Oleksinski
Ritchie is tops when it comes to getting a group of guys (and, occasionally, gal) together to complete a bloody, belligerent task. And this is as taut an ensemble of his as ever.- New York Post
- Posted Apr 22, 2024
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- Johnny Oleksinski
Driven is a lot like a DeLorean: Looks great, but moves slow — if it even moves at all.- New York Post
- Posted Aug 15, 2019
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- Johnny Oleksinski
Although the film can be a tad unrelenting, it’s highly watchable.- New York Post
- Posted Sep 17, 2020
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- Johnny Oleksinski
M. Night Shyamalan’s new thriller, Old, is campy, poorly written, candy-colored and subtle as Eurovision.- New York Post
- Posted Jul 22, 2021
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- Johnny Oleksinski
If you’re a Fab Four fan like I am, that setup itself sends you into an existential tizzy. But it makes for a likable, quirky movie that’s British writer Richard Curtis’ (“Bridget Jones’ Diary”) best work in years.- New York Post
- Posted Jun 26, 2019
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- Johnny Oleksinski
What a gift Zeitlin has with children. He showed that special skill with “Beasts,” but does even more so here, with the kid ensemble being full of personality and entirely unrestrained. The freedom and unbridled joy they find on the island are infectious, like their movie.- New York Post
- Posted Feb 27, 2020
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- Johnny Oleksinski
From beginning to end, the craft — directing, acting, writing, editing, design — is just not there.- New York Post
- Posted Sep 24, 2024
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- Johnny Oleksinski
An Aquaman sequel is reportedly in the works. The series already has a strong leading man and a feel for an epic. The filmmakers just need to find the heart of their ocean.- New York Post
- Posted Dec 11, 2018
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- Johnny Oleksinski
A solidly entertaining if predictable time-travel film that boasts something most DC movies sorely lack: a strong lead performance.- New York Post
- Posted Jun 15, 2023
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- Johnny Oleksinski
Though the cast is a decade older, Zombieland: Double Tap is no less funny. Thanks to some new additions, it’s even more riotous.- New York Post
- Posted Oct 17, 2019
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- Johnny Oleksinski
The material, filled with peppy pop songs, is admittedly funnier than Murphy and his cast make it. Barry (played on Broadway by the brilliant Brooks Ashmanskas) was a riot onstage, but Corden’s bland performance is generically kind, fey and mostly joke-less. Someone like Nathan Lane would’ve made a meal of every line. That said, the story is more moving here than it was at the theater, which comes as a surprise.- New York Post
- Posted Dec 2, 2020
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- Johnny Oleksinski
A taut thriller, The Good Liar keeps you guessing ’til its explosive end. Director Bill Condon’s film is based on the novel by Nicholas Searle, and builds much in the same way a book does. You gotta get through the first 30 pages to become fully absorbed.- New York Post
- Posted Nov 14, 2019
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