Johnny Oleksinski

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For 682 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 46% higher than the average critic
  • 1% same as the average critic
  • 53% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 6.6 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Johnny Oleksinski's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 59
Highest review score: 100 Avatar: The Way of Water
Lowest review score: 0 Gotti
Score distribution:
682 movie reviews
    • 61 Metascore
    • 75 Johnny Oleksinski
    Thanks largely to the feisty Deutch, Buffaloed is a fun time, even if it’s about everybody’s least-favorite kind of phone call.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 75 Johnny Oleksinski
    The second “Chicken Run” grabs you by the giblets anyway, thanks to its terrific returning voice cast of big-personality Brits, such as bubbly Jane Horrocks and Imelda Staunton (who, in the 23 intervening years, has gone from the coop to Buckingham Palace), and earnestly funny writing. Netflix, to its credit, has not laid an egg.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 63 Johnny Oleksinski
    The duo’s journey is gripping, but long stretches elsewhere in the film drag and it feels much longer than two hours.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 38 Johnny Oleksinski
    What was once a sophisticated, edgy, witty, sexy drama series has become “The Love Boat” Season 10. Though these wax figures’ love is even less exciting and neeeeew than that old show.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 63 Johnny Oleksinski
    While the film is best for fans of the cloth, non-Catholics, too, will gain insight into one of the most prominent leaders in the world.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 75 Johnny Oleksinski
    It’s an impressive first effort from Kravitz that, like the island and the women, immediately has us in its grip.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 63 Johnny Oleksinski
    It’s got something for everybody — toplessness, threesomes, dildos, ball gags, S&M and, of course, art-world satire.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 50 Johnny Oleksinski
    Knock at the Cabin, the “Sixth Sense” director’s latest anvil, is less “Old” and more Old Testament. No fun here! Yeah, there’s much more competent filmmaking and acting on display, however it’s all wasted on a strained and ponderous story with stratospheric delusions of grandeur.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 50 Johnny Oleksinski
    Dreamgirls director Bill Condon’s off-putting movie is a visual and narrative mess: polished where it should be gritty and ugly where it must be glamorous. Bland, almost always.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 75 Johnny Oleksinski
    Their clashing on the court has steam heat. For well over 10 minutes, the electrifying finals match is re-created realistically and with unexpected suspense, even though we’ve known the result for 38 years.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 75 Johnny Oleksinski
    Lane and Costner are swell, but the film jolts to life the second we walk into Blanche’s dimly lit kitchen, occupied by even dimmer men. The villainous Manville acts like a rooster, clucking, crowing and, worst of all, pecking. A sickening scene in a motel won’t have you taking the kids to South Dakota anytime soon.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 88 Johnny Oleksinski
    As Callas so devastatingly starts to lose it, “Maria” satisfyingly stirs our insides in the mysterious way an opera does.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 50 Johnny Oleksinski
    Director Philip Martin’s film is not poorly made per se, but its efforts to make the behind-the-scenes scramble to get the Duke of York on TV exciting are for naught.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 75 Johnny Oleksinski
    The Devil Wears Prada 2, the sequel to the 2006 comedy that’s not at all about Anna Wintour, is a good time, even if the high-pressure world of Vogue, er, Runway magazine is no longer the epitome of New York luxury and glamour it was back in the aughts.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 75 Johnny Oleksinski
    While “Murder On The Orient Express” and “Death On The Nile” were hack-job excuses to force as many disparate and ghastly celebrities onscreen as possible, “Haunting” is an actual, surefooted film with strong performances and a luxurious-yet-frightful tone.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 25 Johnny Oleksinski
    After two lousy sequels, here’s a pitch for Warner Bros.: “The Matrix Retirement.”
    • 23 Metascore
    • 0 Johnny Oleksinski
    Music is totally unwatchable.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 88 Johnny Oleksinski
    It is one that sweeps you up, though, in its beautifully detailed vision of an analog New York where stars eat at greasy spoons below 14th and future music legends pass the hat in basement clubs. Scrounging for their next meal.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 25 Johnny Oleksinski
    “Solo,” sadly, should be frozen forever in carbonite.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 88 Johnny Oleksinski
    Abe
    The blend of coming-of-age and coming-together in director Fernando Grostein Andrade’s film is a poignant one, regardless. The lessons Abe learns about life through Chico and his inventive cooking are made all the more beautiful by how tasty and colorful the food looks. And with Schnapp’s work in the title role, I found myself believing that a 12-year-old Brooklyn boy just might be able to solve the world’s thorniest conflict with an appetizer.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 50 Johnny Oleksinski
    Carell’s niche right now isn’t awkward anchormen, but parents going through hell. He makes a believable dad to the equally moving Chalamet, who writhes, screams and cries, but never showboats. The perfect pair is better than this movie.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 50 Johnny Oleksinski
    This belabored movie, which is much more serious than its predecessor and takes nearly an hour to take off, feels like it lasts a Day-O.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 63 Johnny Oleksinski
    The undeniably sweet film, based on the wonderful West End musical, fixes some of the (much better) show’s flaws, but loses its humor and energy while it wallows in sadness.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 50 Johnny Oleksinski
    Watching The Photograph is like looking through a friend’s old photo album — it’s not as exciting as your friend thinks it is.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 50 Johnny Oleksinski
    Everything uniquely special and hilarious about the 1984 fish-out-of-water hit is gone, replaced by commodity streaming mush that looks like every other ho-hum action-comedy right now.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 75 Johnny Oleksinski
    Those flight sequences — first suspenseful, then euphoric — take you back to the classic “Dumbo” as much as they do to classic Burton.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 100 Johnny Oleksinski
    The script by Matt Lieberman and Zak Penn is hysterical, but director Shawn Levy must’ve sold his soul to the devil to secure this cast.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 75 Johnny Oleksinski
    Not so good is Lily-Rose Depp as French princess Catherine. Say what you will about francophile Johnny Depp — he’s never boring. But his daughter, with her vacant expression, lacks a certain je ne sais quoi.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 75 Johnny Oleksinski
    Taps into our worst fears of what could happen during a quiet holiday with heart-thumping realism.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 38 Johnny Oleksinski
    Nothing’s wrong with a few buckets of blood, but Perkins’ movie waters them down with its repetitious plot and weak attempts at humor. “The Monkey” strains to be a comedy as much as a horror film and effectively works as neither.

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