Johnny Oleksinski

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For 682 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 46% higher than the average critic
  • 1% same as the average critic
  • 53% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 6.6 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Johnny Oleksinski's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 59
Highest review score: 100 Avatar: The Way of Water
Lowest review score: 0 Gotti
Score distribution:
682 movie reviews
    • 53 Metascore
    • 50 Johnny Oleksinski
    Basilone’s movie becomes an intriguing puzzle that frequently bugs you, but you’re nonetheless determined to make it to the end.
    • 86 Metascore
    • 88 Johnny Oleksinski
    For those who do not have a room in the house devoted to Elvis memorabilia, or care a lick about the guy, “EPiC” is still an energizing experience. To my mind, there’s nothing better than observing the greatest artists of all time do what they do best — unvarnished.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 75 Johnny Oleksinski
    Sandler, like him or not, is a master at bringing ‘90s heart and sentiment to his dumb schtick, and he’s disarmingly quiet and warm here. And his best jokes have nothing to do with Halloween.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 50 Johnny Oleksinski
    Director Greg Berlanti’s romantic comedy, which imagines that Richard Nixon’s administration really did film a fake, backup moon landing in 1969, is a mystifying misfire all along the way from initial concept to end credits.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 50 Johnny Oleksinski
    There’s nothing wrong with some silver screen sorrow, but not when it amounts to indecisive mush.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 50 Johnny Oleksinski
    Berry wears two hats effortlessly. Her direction is gritty and assured, and her leading performance hasn’t lost an ounce of that star quality — to simultaneously be so weak and so strong — that won her an Oscar for Monster’s Ball.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 63 Johnny Oleksinski
    Without question, the follow-up isn’t as hilarious as the original. Who honestly expected it to be? And a good 20 minutes could have been trimmed. But “2” is warm and comfortable, features another untethered performance from Sandler that only he can give, and is less lazy than I feared.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 50 Johnny Oleksinski
    But a happy reunion can’t re-create the original’s spark, innocence and masterful comedy.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 38 Johnny Oleksinski
    Really, though, it is just another tiresome and impenetrably brooding Gerard Butler movie in which no event seems to matter any more than the next one — and grimaces are mistaken for drama.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 50 Johnny Oleksinski
    There aren’t really game-changing shocks here so much as detours. Shyamalan takes what your non-serial-killer father might call the scenic route. The destination? Meh.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 38 Johnny Oleksinski
    Branagh’s warped vision of these films as putrid, depressing slogs makes Death on the Nile interminable.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 25 Johnny Oleksinski
    Fresh off of winning the Best Director Oscar for "Nomadland," Chloé Zhao has upchucked one of the MCU's worst movies in ages.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 50 Johnny Oleksinski
    Day’s performance is a beacon surrounded by mediocrity and mismanagement.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 25 Johnny Oleksinski
    Murder on the Orient Express has been . . . murdered!
    • 52 Metascore
    • 63 Johnny Oleksinski
    Scott and Balinska are capable, but bland. The actress who gets most in the oversize spirit of the occasion is Stewart, showing more personality and comic chops than she has before.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 25 Johnny Oleksinski
    Coogan and Isla Fisher, as his friendly ex-wife, are well-cast, if too mean and fake. But their comic talents are wasted on Michael Winterbottom’s sorry attempt at a mockumentary. Actually, it’s a bit greedy.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 50 Johnny Oleksinski
    There is not a second of “Grey” that isn’t totally predictable. You’ve seen every frame before, and done a lot better.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 25 Johnny Oleksinski
    Donna Summer’s disco classic “Last Dance” does a good job of summing up Steven Soderbergh’s new movie Magic Mike’s Last Dance: When it’s bad it’s so, so bad.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 25 Johnny Oleksinski
    As always, Dracula sucks blood. But his latest movie simply sucks.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 50 Johnny Oleksinski
    With stakes so high, the movie should pack a punch. But while it keeps its eye on the stars, its feet never leave the ground.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 63 Johnny Oleksinski
    Centering around a stoic woman who elbowed her way to the top of her field in a world of men in tweed suits, only for it all to be put at risk, the plot has heavy shades of 2022’s “Tar,” which is a much better movie.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 75 Johnny Oleksinski
    Grindelwald gives us a proper villain and a purpose for this series of — gulp — five eventual movies.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 25 Johnny Oleksinski
    80 for Brady would be close to worthless were it not for the prodigious talents and chemistry of its marvelous cast.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 75 Johnny Oleksinski
    Don’t be fooled by its awful title. The Spy Who Dumped Me is the rare secret-agent spoof that doesn’t double-O-suck.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 63 Johnny Oleksinski
    Lathan, who has had a long and fruitful career as an actress in TV shows like “The Affair,” does well in her first go as a director. She has just enough visual flair so as to not overwhelm the rich characters and vibrant place.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 25 Johnny Oleksinski
    I wanna feel the HEAT … but I don’t. On the contrary, the animatronic new Whitney Houston biopic “I Wanna Dance With Somebody” left me shivering from a gust of arctic air as it so clinically and lazily examines the tragic life of the famous singer.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 75 Johnny Oleksinski
    “Fallen Kingdom” is a more interesting, and less obvious, story than the usual Tyrannosaurus romps, which tend to be death-defying games of hide-and-seek.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 50 Johnny Oleksinski
    Writer-director Todd Robinson is the victim of his own noble intentions, turning each and every moment into an ice bucket of sentiment.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 50 Johnny Oleksinski
    If you find hedge funds hard to wrap your head around, the movie Human Capital won’t do much to ease the confusion.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 75 Johnny Oleksinski
    There is enough detail and psychological nuance in Mattson Tomlin’s clever script to make Project Power more intriguing than most of what Marvel and DC have to offer, even if it could barely match their catering budgets.

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