Johnny Oleksinski

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For 683 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 46% higher than the average critic
  • 1% same as the average critic
  • 53% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 6.6 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Johnny Oleksinski's Scores

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Average review score: 59
Highest review score: 100 Avatar: The Way of Water
Lowest review score: 0 Gotti
Score distribution:
683 movie reviews
    • 60 Metascore
    • 25 Johnny Oleksinski
    The abysmal “Gucci” would get a better grade, perhaps, if it was a term paper titled “How to Make the Assassination of a Famous Person Boring.”
    • 60 Metascore
    • 88 Johnny Oleksinski
    I’ve always had my reservations about Sorkin as a director. His scripts tend to be better than his final products. Those druthers started to fade with the moving “Trial of the Chicago 7” and are now completely gone after “Being the Ricardos.” His vision of ‘50s TV production is spot-on — nostalgic, quick, boozy, but without the glamor of Hollywood movie-making.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 75 Johnny Oleksinski
    In a nice change from Seyfried’s 2008 turn as the ingénue, we want to befriend James’ Donna, not mute her. She’s as gorgeous as she is committed, as funny as she is emotionally true. A big talent.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 88 Johnny Oleksinski
    French director Yann Demange doesn’t clean up the story or make a hurting neighborhood look pretty. The film stays foreboding, gritty and honest. Merritt’s no-frills style is the film’s greatest asset, while McConaughey brings an authentic paternal concern to his usual trailer-park persona.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 50 Johnny Oleksinski
    Firth, who can still be a heartthrob when he wants, douses the smoldering embers of old romance and turns Archibald completely tense and awkward. It’s a wise choice that makes his eventual transformation more poignant.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 38 Johnny Oleksinski
    Aspires to be a scary suburban satire like “Get Out” or “Hot Fuzz.” But watching adults murder or attempt to murder toddlers, teens and even a newborn baby just isn’t funny. At times, it’s downright sickening.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 75 Johnny Oleksinski
    This time, ‘Zilla and Kong face off in ginormous Hong Kong — a destruction junkie’s dream battlefield. Neon, chrome and oversize animals clobbering each other. Also around is another adversary whose reveal will have fans drooling. See Godzilla vs. Kong on the big screen if you can.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 75 Johnny Oleksinski
    The complex plot takes some time to get used to, especially if you’ve come to the theater expecting a story consistent with the simplicity of “The Shining.” If that was easy as pie, this is easy as Pi. But when it confidently hits its stride near the middle, Doctor Sleep is gripping.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 75 Johnny Oleksinski
    For the most part, however, “Deliver Me From Nowhere” is in conversation with where Springsteen’s mind and passions rest today, as evidenced by his memoir “Born to Run” and his introspective Broadway show — revisiting the mansion on the hill and returning to his father’s house.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 50 Johnny Oleksinski
    Most of their scenes come off as low-stakes dueling stand-up routines, rather than a plot that builds.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 50 Johnny Oleksinski
    Here, Ginsburg is just an idea, a symbol — a meme.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 75 Johnny Oleksinski
    The Drama, for all its heat, is not perfect. I wasn’t won over by its climactic series of calamities that fall in rapid succession like dominoes at the end. However, most movies are completely forgotten by the time the credits roll. This one, like it or not, lingers for days. It’ll likely wind up one of the most controversial movies of the year.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 50 Johnny Oleksinski
    Despite being a She-Hulk who’s seemingly impervious to physical pain, Jolie turns in her best performance in a while — arguably in over a decade. She’s relaxed, determined and maternal here, and connects well with Little, who is a big talent.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 75 Johnny Oleksinski
    The plot isn’t really, but who cares? Think of Bad Boys for Life as a Pennsylvania highway store: full of explosives and fun.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 50 Johnny Oleksinski
    Too bad “Ballerina” drops the ball. Despite being led by an actress who once took on the role of Marilyn Monroe, it’s a much less attractive movie — downright ugly sometimes.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 50 Johnny Oleksinski
    Despite real actors, CGI and brand-new material, “Mermaid” is the studio’s latest flesh-and-blood cash grab that’s more lifeless than far better two-dimensional painted drawings.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 88 Johnny Oleksinski
    This film is so sexy and cool and punk rock, you forget all about that Mickey logo and Cinderella’s cutesy castle.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 25 Johnny Oleksinski
    A lot of this is typical rom-com fare. The genre is not boundary-pushing and that’s perfectly fine — ideal even. But Ryan doesn’t have the sparkle and fizz as a director to make this lacking material sing.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 50 Johnny Oleksinski
    Colman and Cumberbatch’s appealing energy is always a pleasure — and clearly the draw here — but I didn’t enjoy spending my night with the sourpusses it’s wasted on.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 25 Johnny Oleksinski
    Who’s the audience for this movie? It’s not smart, scary or funny enough for adults and older teens, and it’s inappropriate for young kids.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 50 Johnny Oleksinski
    Danes and Parsons are a weird pairing, who carry their TV personas with them like tote bags. Their “Homeland” and “Big Bang Theory” shticks don’t quite click. Even so, when Danes’ mother comes to realize that her sweet kid is more than just a talking point, she’ll have you wiping away tears.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 63 Johnny Oleksinski
    When a movie wades into the vast pool of World War II and Holocaust titles, the viewer expects a splash. One Life is, at best, a spritz. It delivers a lot of what we’ve already seen before, but on a less-than-cinematic scale. Yet spending some time with Hopkins and exploring a speck of light in one of the world’s darkest chapters is just satisfying enough.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 75 Johnny Oleksinski
    A very fine follow-up to the most successful horror film ever.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 25 Johnny Oleksinski
    I don’t mind Diesel and Cena starring in movies like this, because it helps keep them out of other, better movies. But to see folks such as Helen Mirren (doing her weird cockney accent again), Russell and Theron’s talents wasted on such schlock is a shame.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 75 Johnny Oleksinski
    It’s a low-key rest-stop story that appreciates life’s banalities and the struggles of ordinary people.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 63 Johnny Oleksinski
    Even though you definitely don’t leave contemplating the narrative, the detailed and authentic ‘80s aesthetic conjures a spell.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 38 Johnny Oleksinski
    It’s Olsen’s emotional frailty that helps pump up a bad movie into a mediocre one.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 25 Johnny Oleksinski
    The embarrassing drama — offensive, clunky, poorly written — sullies Eastwood’s storied legacy, and makes great actors such as Bradley Cooper and Dianne Wiest come off like amateurs.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 75 Johnny Oleksinski
    There’s a lot going on here, but Washington’s complex, emotionally turbulent performance makes it all work.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 50 Johnny Oleksinski
    For the most part, the film is second-rate horror, but watchable enough.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 50 Johnny Oleksinski
    At the film’s most entertaining heights, it recalls the novels of Ray Bradbury and the Matt Damon flick “The Martian.” But its final twist is an extremely implausible, easy way out.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 75 Johnny Oleksinski
    The film is an often ugly character study of a hard life that only got worse the more famous Martin got.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 50 Johnny Oleksinski
    The lovable Ross, who does her own singing, doesn’t have her mom Diana’s diva energy, and Johnson speaks with only a rote understanding of music. The film’s one twist is as predictable as tomorrow’s itinerary.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 63 Johnny Oleksinski
    The studio’s latest likable musical is nicely animated, has nice characters and a few nice songs. At risk of repeating myself: It’s nice.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 75 Johnny Oleksinski
    Finally, on the series’ supposedly last outing, one of its films lives up to the ever-deepening talent of its leading man. Equalizer 3 adds nothing new to the thriller genre, true, but it wisely acknowledges what’s worked well before.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 50 Johnny Oleksinski
    The director of all this airiness comes as a surprise — Thea Sharrock, the British theater artist known for her Broadway production of the play “Equus,” in which a naked Daniel Radcliffe stabbed the eyes out of a stable full of horses. “Ivan” is about as far from that as you can get.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 50 Johnny Oleksinski
    Like in "Crystal Skull,” director James Mangold’s movie aims to merge Indy’s earthy supernatural framework with science fiction, to mixed results. The love-it-or-loathe-it ending is a real doozy.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 75 Johnny Oleksinski
    Darker and grimmer Act 2, though, by a hair, makes a meatier movie because characters aren’t as silly — the first flick was practically a pageant — and they are actually propelling toward a satisfying conclusion.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 63 Johnny Oleksinski
    The love story is nice, but Ember and Wade’s relationship also goes from zero to 60 awfully fast. There have been many a romance told inside of two hours, but these guys’ instant gushiness is awkward and doesn’t ring true — even for CGI blobs.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 63 Johnny Oleksinski
    Although mostly routine, Pet Sematary is intermittently scary.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 25 Johnny Oleksinski
    Netflix needs to add a category for its new original film The Laundromat. Right under “Movies you might like” should be “Movies you will loathe.”
    • 57 Metascore
    • 63 Johnny Oleksinski
    Having written this script for themselves, Sharp and Jackson are a scream. Imagine if a vodka Redbull transformed into two human beings — that’s who they are.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 75 Johnny Oleksinski
    The beefcake Swayze role, Dalton, is taken over by an intense Jake Gyllenhaal in this entertaining and, for better or worse, less mockable update of the cult classic.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 50 Johnny Oleksinski
    The film’s worst offense is that it works way too hard for it to be a light watch.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 50 Johnny Oleksinski
    When the massacre starts, the movie gets better. But the methods of murder are, like everything else, awfully self-serious and limited to mostly just plain old guns and knives.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 88 Johnny Oleksinski
    Love and Thunder is an urgent reminder that in order for the MCU to keep going, in an entertaining, soulful way, creativity and innovation is required. You can’t just say “multiverse” 1,000 times and call it a movie.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 50 Johnny Oleksinski
    The core problem facing the rather annoying new movie “The Fall Guy” — starring Ryan Gosling as a professional daredevil — is that we can’t believe. Never for a second does the viewer buy that goofy Gosling is an in-demand stunt person who sets aside his ego for the betterment of a project.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 75 Johnny Oleksinski
    Some will accuse Our Friend of being sentimental, and it is, but not in an “Oh no! The golden retriever was kidnapped!” way. It’s subtle. The wisdom of Brad Ingelsby’s script is that Dane’s assistance is unnoticeable until very late in the movie. His acts of kindness sneak up on you.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 88 Johnny Oleksinski
    Cold Pursuit is stark and refreshing, like taking an icy swim with the Polar Bear Club. A jolt. The movie makes you want him to stay around for a while longer.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 88 Johnny Oleksinski
    Wrath of Man isn’t as blatantly funny as “The Gentlemen” is, though it has its laughs, but it is taut and exhilarating without a single wasted moment.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 25 Johnny Oleksinski
    It’s a harrowing tale that deserves a much better movie than this insipid junk.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 0 Johnny Oleksinski
    Leave her at the altar! She is “The Bride!,” one of the absolute worst movies I have had the displeasure of watching in this job.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 63 Johnny Oleksinski
    The trouble here is the fizzling story. The viewer can’t help but feel the loss of Ross.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 63 Johnny Oleksinski
    Sometimes it’s refreshing when a movie is just an improper noun that delivers what it promises.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 38 Johnny Oleksinski
    On this overstuffed ride, we also learn where wise Rafiki, royal aide Zazu, evil Scar and even Pride Rock come from. Who cares? The backstories only make us crave the peerless 2D original.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 75 Johnny Oleksinski
    While a tad too light, as these films often are, nobody is making animated characters as funny or likable (or marketable) as the Minions.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 63 Johnny Oleksinski
    Writer-director Greg Jardin’s seductive — if occasionally difficult to follow — movie is a wicked spin on a familiar tale: a group of friends spending a dramatic drunken evening in a big, luxe house.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 75 Johnny Oleksinski
    Tag
    One of the funniest films of the summer so far, it tells the story of five scruffy Peter Pans, who have been playing the same game of tag for 30 years. Sounds ridiculous, right? Well, the tale is (almost) all true.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 63 Johnny Oleksinski
    What’s different from the previous entry is that humor here, despite a formulaic plot, is balanced with surprising dramatic heft.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 63 Johnny Oleksinski
    Heller’s enjoyable film is not the cringe fest you walk in expecting it to be, even if the premise will be a hairy leap for some moviegoers.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 88 Johnny Oleksinski
    Director Shawn Levy’s laugh-a-second movie is easily the best Marvel has delivered since 2021’s “Spider-Man: No Way Home,” and provides similarly nostalgic pleasures in its whiplash-inducing number of retro cameos — none of which I’ll spoil, for fear of my own life.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 75 Johnny Oleksinski
    Luce is a taut, extremely watchable movie, though the dialogue could loosen up a touch.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 38 Johnny Oleksinski
    Hocus Pocus 2 is also awful to the core, but charmless and too low stakes to keep our interest.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 25 Johnny Oleksinski
    Ethan Coen’s road-trip comedy “Drive-Away Dolls” does not have that cinematic new-car smell. No, the stale scent is closer to months-old, unfinished McDonald’s Happy Meals and inexplicably maroon stains. The creaky vehicle has racked up so many miles, it barely starts. So tired and unappetizing, this dreadful film is.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 75 Johnny Oleksinski
    The film is overstuffed with comedy material, though. There’s a time-period-appropriate gag for everything — the TV is just a hole in the wall that they watch birds through — and the jokes are nonstop. The best moments of animated films are often the most serene.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 25 Johnny Oleksinski
    Don’t expect a single novel element here — everything is recycled from the junkyard.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 38 Johnny Oleksinski
    Where is Wright’s mastery of tone and zany-but-unnerving quick-cut style? It’s been replaced by a cacophony of assembly-line sci-fi noise in a blah “Blade Runner” that, depending on the scene, is either stupidly serious or seriously stupid.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 25 Johnny Oleksinski
    Meet Moondog — a movie character you’ll want to punch in the face.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 88 Johnny Oleksinski
    This is a sexy, funny, ravishing and dark revision that keeps Heathcliff’s frightening obsessiveness, emotional toxicity and sadism intact while ably contorting the tale into a decadent, modern, yet still distinctly gothic, romance.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 75 Johnny Oleksinski
    Ritchie is tops when it comes to getting a group of guys (and, occasionally, gal) together to complete a bloody, belligerent task. And this is as taut an ensemble of his as ever.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 50 Johnny Oleksinski
    Driven is a lot like a DeLorean: Looks great, but moves slow — if it even moves at all.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 63 Johnny Oleksinski
    Although the film can be a tad unrelenting, it’s highly watchable.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 75 Johnny Oleksinski
    Old
    M. Night Shyamalan’s new thriller, Old, is campy, poorly written, candy-colored and subtle as Eurovision.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 75 Johnny Oleksinski
    If you’re a Fab Four fan like I am, that setup itself sends you into an existential tizzy. But it makes for a likable, quirky movie that’s British writer Richard Curtis’ (“Bridget Jones’ Diary”) best work in years.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 88 Johnny Oleksinski
    What a gift Zeitlin has with children. He showed that special skill with “Beasts,” but does even more so here, with the kid ensemble being full of personality and entirely unrestrained. The freedom and unbridled joy they find on the island are infectious, like their movie.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 0 Johnny Oleksinski
    From beginning to end, the craft — directing, acting, writing, editing, design — is just not there.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 63 Johnny Oleksinski
    An Aquaman sequel is reportedly in the works. The series already has a strong leading man and a feel for an epic. The filmmakers just need to find the heart of their ocean.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 75 Johnny Oleksinski
    A solidly entertaining if predictable time-travel film that boasts something most DC movies sorely lack: a strong lead performance.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 75 Johnny Oleksinski
    The film’s relative modesty comes as something of a relief. Freed from the burden of canonical responsibility, it’s flighty fun; a Western-y space mission that’s commenced and neatly wrapped up inside of two hours.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 75 Johnny Oleksinski
    Though the cast is a decade older, Zombieland: Double Tap is no less funny. Thanks to some new additions, it’s even more riotous.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 75 Johnny Oleksinski
    The material, filled with peppy pop songs, is admittedly funnier than Murphy and his cast make it. Barry (played on Broadway by the brilliant Brooks Ashmanskas) was a riot onstage, but Corden’s bland performance is generically kind, fey and mostly joke-less. Someone like Nathan Lane would’ve made a meal of every line. That said, the story is more moving here than it was at the theater, which comes as a surprise.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 75 Johnny Oleksinski
    A taut thriller, The Good Liar keeps you guessing ’til its explosive end. Director Bill Condon’s film is based on the novel by Nicholas Searle, and builds much in the same way a book does. You gotta get through the first 30 pages to become fully absorbed.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 38 Johnny Oleksinski
    Although it is a soft PG-13, The Adam Project is stylistically geared toward 5-year-olds who aren’t going to watch a movie about time travel and frayed parent-child relationships. Today’s teens and 20-somethings are too smart for a movie so dumb.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 50 Johnny Oleksinski
    After some early thrills, director Baltasar Kormákur’s movie ceases to excite because the creature has no more surprises left. He just jumps through the window — again.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 25 Johnny Oleksinski
    How would “Slightly less terrible!” look on a poster? That is my approved quote for Zack Snyder’s Justice League, a perverse exercise in fanboydom on HBO Max that tacks on two extra hours of footage to a maligned 2017 DC Comics movie to create a kind of new, still-bad movie.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 25 Johnny Oleksinski
    Writer-director Michael Mohan’s “drama” tries to be a modern Rear Window (emphasis on “rear”), but Hitchcock it ain’t. The Voyeurs is a cheap, never-ending trifle that takes itself more seriously than Hamlet.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 63 Johnny Oleksinski
    The so-so story aside, like the previous three movies and most of DreamWorks’ catalog, this iteration of “Panda” appealingly wears its heart on its paw. And that’s sufficient reason for families to choose it over a lot of other animated schlock out there.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 50 Johnny Oleksinski
    With a formulaic plot and adequate supporting players, Smith phoning it in presents a major roadblock for a series as reliant on two leads’ chemistry as this one.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 38 Johnny Oleksinski
    With “M3GAN 2.0,” the filmmakers have employed a bold strategy: Take a $180-million formula, shred it and forget it.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 50 Johnny Oleksinski
    A frustratingly bland young-adult feminist comedy without good jokes, Moxie is a cross between a hokey ’90s family sitcom and a vastly superior teen film, such as Lady Bird.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 25 Johnny Oleksinski
    Moretz, meanwhile, acts like Little Red Riding Hood talking to her conspicuously hairy grandma — impossibly naive, and therefore dull and unbelievable. She’s a solid actress, but she shines best in indies or in parts with real edge. Greta is a camp-fest.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 88 Johnny Oleksinski
    Impressively, however, director Elizabeth Banks keeps the powder gags fresh throughout, as the mammal maims her way through a Southern forest preserve. The movie about blow never blows.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 63 Johnny Oleksinski
    Despite the lacking wrap-up, “Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes” is, like most of the “Hunger Games” films, a well-made dystopian yarn that’s better acted than it needs to be.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 38 Johnny Oleksinski
    A couple of grand, intriguing ideas does not a movie make. Say it with me, folks: It’s the little things.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 50 Johnny Oleksinski
    Subtlety is kicked to the curb in favor of volcanic drama, and nary a moment goes by without some screaming or an inspiring message.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 38 Johnny Oleksinski
    As blissfully simple as James Cameron’s original “Terminator” framework was, “Dark Fate” has a tendency to toss in unnecessary confusions.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 63 Johnny Oleksinski
    It Ends With Us is, despite its failings and indulgences, a highly emotional and absorbing couple of hours.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 50 Johnny Oleksinski
    The Artist’s Wife can, at times, come off as a collage of other, better movies.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 25 Johnny Oleksinski
    Ronan has a flair for visuals, no doubt about it. And I liked looking at them. The trouble is his slideshow of impressive landscapes and environments evokes nothing deeper and, actually, is a roadblock to character development and story momentum. Scenic detours.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 25 Johnny Oleksinski
    By the end of this derivative, heartless mess, you’ll conclude that a garbage dump is exactly where writer-producer James Cameron’s new project belongs.

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