Joe Neumaier
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27% higher than the average critic
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3% same as the average critic
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70% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 16.3 points lower than other critics.
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Joe Neumaier's Scores
- Movies
- TV
| Average review score: | 49 | |
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| Highest review score: | Radio Unnameable | |
| Lowest review score: | The Fourth Kind | |
Score distribution:
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Positive: 249 out of 1351
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Mixed: 796 out of 1351
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Negative: 306 out of 1351
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- Joe Neumaier
This all feels like an homage to Gilliam’s “Brazil,” though Zero Theorem also has shadows of “12 Monkeys” and other films in the onetime Monty Python animator’s cinematic carnival.- New York Daily News
- Posted Sep 18, 2014
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- Joe Neumaier
No Good Deed is an example of the worst kind of exploitative thriller — and it’s being released during the worst possible week.- New York Daily News
- Posted Sep 12, 2014
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- Joe Neumaier
Like Gandolfini, the deep Brooklyn of The Drop is formidable, bona fide and memorable.- New York Daily News
- Posted Sep 12, 2014
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- Joe Neumaier
The modern, gritty Western Frontera takes a lot of the clichés and delicately upends them to tell a tale about undocumented immigrants.- New York Daily News
- Posted Sep 4, 2014
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- New York Daily News
- Posted Sep 4, 2014
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- Joe Neumaier
Kline sinks his old smoothie teeth into the part of Flynn, but is careful not to draw blood too easily. The man’s pathetic nature, after all, doesn’t spring from his movies. (Flynn worked right up to his death, in 1959.) It’s deeper than that, but also more shallow. Walking that knife’s edge is a trick. Kline finds exactly the right path.- New York Daily News
- Posted Aug 28, 2014
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- Joe Neumaier
Despite the human drama here, we’re kept at a remove by stolid direction and by-the-numbers storytelling.- New York Daily News
- Posted Aug 28, 2014
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- Joe Neumaier
After a summer of robots, mutants and explosions, the beautifully honest, grownup Love is Strange is a treat.- New York Daily News
- Posted Aug 21, 2014
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- Joe Neumaier
The sequel to one of the most visually striking movies of the last 10 years continues the graphic novel-inspired landscape of its predecessor. But the characters don’t click, and the action feels dull.- New York Daily News
- Posted Aug 21, 2014
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- Joe Neumaier
To sing the praises of the movie but not give away the revelations is difficult. Let’s just say this: The less you know about what happens in this funny, tasty twisteroo, the better.- New York Daily News
- Posted Aug 21, 2014
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- New York Daily News
- Posted Aug 14, 2014
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- Joe Neumaier
The Expendables 3 lets down its cast with a film that’s about as thrilling as the arrival of a monthly Social Security check.- New York Daily News
- Posted Aug 14, 2014
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- Joe Neumaier
Quiet moments after big decisions are where the power lies in this absorbing French drama.- New York Daily News
- Posted Aug 14, 2014
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- Joe Neumaier
And always there’s Wojtowicz himself, who died in 2006. His patter and persona must be seen to be believed. This guy was a piece of work, and so is The Dog.- New York Daily News
- Posted Aug 7, 2014
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- Joe Neumaier
The cloddish, confusing action scenes make no sense. Young viewers’ eyes will glaze from the first-person video-game style. Nonaction scenes feature people sniping at each other, or, in Arnett’s case, croaking out the script’s half-assed witticisms, until the Turtles show up.- New York Daily News
- Posted Aug 7, 2014
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- Joe Neumaier
Any movie with food as a motif runs the risk of pouring on the metaphor, and that happens here, too.- New York Daily News
- Posted Aug 7, 2014
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- Joe Neumaier
Calvary is like a philosophical Agatha Christie mystery. That’s certainly not the worst thing to be. But it’s also the film’s undoing, because the reliance on specific genre cliches undermines the movie’s more serious intentions.- New York Daily News
- Posted Aug 2, 2014
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- Joe Neumaier
Inside these average American lives are futures far too often passed over or, worse, written off. This terrific film gives the teenagers their due.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jul 31, 2014
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- Joe Neumaier
Duchovny tamps down his sardonic style to play a quiet guy, but the result is blandness. Timothy Hutton gives a solid turn as a standup businessman. In all, director Anthony Fabian isn’t sure how to build a nontreacly movie out of an inspiring true-life story.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jul 31, 2014
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- New York Daily News
- Posted Jul 30, 2014
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- Joe Neumaier
This bold movie may sound like a stunt, but it’s so much more than that. Linklater is an effortless, genial auteur, and his passions are woven through “Dazed and Confused,” “School of Rock” and the “Before Sunrise” trilogy. Here, his mellow groove becomes an everyday rhythm.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jul 30, 2014
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- Joe Neumaier
Affleck is playing someone split down the middle, but we're stuck seeing only one side of him.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jul 27, 2014
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- Joe Neumaier
If director Rob Reiner’s AARP-aimed comedy stumbles on several fronts, at least it provides a stage for some seasoned pros to strut their stuff.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jul 25, 2014
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- Joe Neumaier
Stone, last seen in “The Amazing Spider-Man 2,” is served best. Gliding through the film in sailor-girl outfits that evoke film stars of the 1920s, Stone’s big kewpie eyes and long-limbed gamine appeal fit in this era of silent films.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jul 24, 2014
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- Joe Neumaier
One problem with “Wish” is that Braff tries to cram so much into it, no scene ever exists for its own sake, to establish rhythm or help us know these characters outside of the ongoing family crises.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jul 17, 2014
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- Joe Neumaier
Cahill, who did the equally heady, intriguing drama “Another Earth” (2011), keeps the tone consistent. He makes certain his cast walks a savvy tightrope, keeping things taut.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jul 17, 2014
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- Joe Neumaier
The modern stuff is undeniably fawning. But given the eye-popping visuals, you understand the enthusiasm. Especially if you left your heart, and thousands of dollars in quarters, in an arcade.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jul 17, 2014
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- Joe Neumaier
Monument Valley makes an appearance, and there are soulful moments of slow motion. There’s enough heart here to make up for whatever first-timer miscalculations ride along too.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jul 10, 2014
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- Joe Neumaier
The movie’s ennui feels like so much posing, and the Bret Easton Ellis-lite characters are monotone. It’s rich in effort, but it all comes to diminishing returns.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jul 10, 2014
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- New York Daily News
- Posted Jul 10, 2014
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